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2011

Aug

Heidi Klum Naughty Ass in a Bikini Pics of the Day

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I am convinced this German ass has seen its fair share of abuse…sexual abuse…cuz Germans are all militant, pragmatic, efficient and cold…they are also responsible for a big percentage of the world’s scat movies…and S&M movies…not to mention one of the biggest genocides in the last 100 years…making them pretty serious about how hard they like to get fucked…throw in some hung black dude with lupus scars, 15 pregnancies, and logic just makes you figure she’s had fists, household objects, other people’s feces in an Anus to Anus docking experiment….all in this hot dainty ass we all love….and I think that just makes her better….at least far more enjoyable to jerk off to…

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2011

Aug

Scarlett Johansson’s Skinny in a One Piece of the Day

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Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….

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2011

Aug

Kate Moss Shitty Ass Flash Turned into Topless Swimming of the Day

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I’ve been tracking Kate Moss’ trip in St Tropez for the last 10 minutes, you know cuz I’m the worst fucking celebrity website on the internet, cuz I don’t really give a fuck about celebrity gossip, I just am too lazy to try and coordinate original content….

So when I first got wind of her trip…I figured we’d be seeing her nipples…cuz Kate Moss is all Euro and an ex-model who doesn’t give a fuck about who sees her tits….cuz we’ve all seen her tits….or cuz that’s just how reckless her unprotected sex with HIV from fucking needle sharing rockers cunt is…but was only given pics of her walking around showing a little ass cheek….

But since history repeats itself…and I was too lazy to post…it was only a matter of time before these pics of her topless swimming dropped…sure the nipples are stars and they are hard to make out…but just use google…or the search bar on this site cuz it looks like every other time she’s done this hustle before….I am a fan…think I might actually love her.

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2011

Aug

The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

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I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am….

But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos….

Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence…

Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers

Charlotte Ross extreme legs….

Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders

Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists

Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin…..

Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish

Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990’s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists….

And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands….

This post is one of my dumbest…

2011

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Dyke Hair of the Day

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I don’t know why Vanessa Hudgens is getting so much attention from me lately….I usually hate dykes and obviously by default hate dyke hair…but I guess these girls are the good kind of dyke that you’d want to watch experimenting with each other, you know learning how to make each other cum, with both their hands, fingers, mouths, and even feet….all licking and ssucking and kissing and tasting each other before flipping over into a lesbian scissor kick of pussy grinding….cuz there’s something about lipstick lesbians who have already leaked topless pics of them making out with other chicks when they were 17 that’s a hell of a lot better than dick hating, construction boot wearing, militant biker lesbians ready to arm wrestle you only to end up raping up with a beer bottle like the bitch she thinks you are…sure both make you cum…but one’s gentler, softer and far more lovely….

THis post is not to say hudgens is a dyke, she might as well could be, but it is to say her hair sure as fuck is….

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2011

Aug

Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

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Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.

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2011

Aug

Cameron Diaz’s Big Pussy Lips Getting Hugged Hard By A Bikini of the Day

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(i don’t have the rights to the pics, so click the link below to see them Big Pussy Lips Getting HUgged)

I don’t have the rights to post these pictures cuz the paparazzi hate me and threaten to ruin me even though I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to post shit I find on the internet on my personal blog to write about why the fuck Cameron Diaz’s pussy looks as thick and fucking bulging as she flexes her new A-Rod muscles in a yellow bikini…see cuz A-Rod likes turning middle aged women as manly as he fucking can…it’s kinda his thing…you know since the steroids….

When you click the link, you will see that shit is almost like watching a dude in a bikini…but it’s Cameron Diaz….who was once one of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood….but now just looks like she fucks dudes up the ass with the sausage she’s got stuffed in her bikini bottomand the truth is…as gay as it may be to be into her new look…there’s just something about mary and by mary I mean a big pussy lips being hugged hard by a bathing suit bottom like it’s getting choked the fuck out in a wrestling match or some shit…and I’m loving this…on so many levels…

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2011

Aug

Jenna Ushkowitz Goes for a Night Swim of the Day

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The thing people generally don’t realize is that these people who they see on TV, aren’t the characters they see on TV, but are actually little want to be famous sluts who want nothing more that the male attention, money and general acceptance from the world by being famous….So if I watched Glee and saw this awkward asian kid singing faggot songs of freedom with the gang of rejects you’d laugh at if you saw at the mall cuz they are so politically correct and diverse….which I don’t cuz I fear it will turn me into a homosexual…not to mention I hate everything it is and represents…but at least I’d know their cast was all whores, sluts, drug addicts, drunks behind their virgin nerd hustle…

So here’s one of them doing some bikini shit for some shitty photographer who everyone thinks is trendy and cool now…name Tyler Shields…

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2011

Aug

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I’ve been staring at these pics trying to see pussy definition…..something I really love about bikinis…and haven’t really been able to…cuz I’m too busy focused on her smoking…what kind of teen idol smokes for the paparazzi only to make every 12 year old who loves her start smoking again….not that I actually care about that…cuz I’ve done some research and teenage smoking is the gateway substance to suckin’ dick and being open minded to anal…..I don’t know what that means, but I do know that I’m loving Miley’s little body in a bikini and I’m so ready for her to bring out her inner slut she used so well before she turned 18….but until she realizes that’s all she’s good for…this is probably the best we’re gonna get out of her…and depressingly enough…that’s good enough for me.

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2011

Aug

Rihanna Does Barbados of the Day

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I know people in Barbados and they all fucking hate Rihanna. She was gutter…you know seriously low class poverty trash from a shanty before she started hooking at tourist hangouts, at least that’s what I was told by those people in Barbados… you know that she was offering foreigners her teen pussy for money, leading to a fairy tale princess career that her gutter whore ass could only dream of…but that has in turn given her this ridiculous ego that she brings back to Barbados a bunch of times a year, where she shows off to her old peers who never bothered with her, but more importantly, to get money and free land and all kinds of other shit by the government, cuz they feel she’s good for tourism….and the whole thing pisses everyone off, but yet she still has the balls to host some Parade shit, you know like the snobby cunt too good for you but to the power of 100, where she now stays in a fancy resort, and orders the staff around worse than the white people….and the whole thing is disgusting…but not as disgusting as her sloppy fucking gut as she half nakedly parties…back home as locals look at her with disappointment and disgust.

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