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Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Jul

Kate Upton Stupid Fat Chick Who isn’t Fat Yet in Video of the Day

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Kate Upton ignores me on twitter all the time, even when I ask her to prove that she’s the most masturbation worthy girl in the media these days, because I guess she doesnt like that I know the truth…which is any 18 or 19 year old that has tits like that, is going to end up a shitty sloppy mess by the time she is 25 and the rest of her body catches up to her….it always happens…and even in the top video of her on the runaway, even though her career should be strictly shit that can be photoshopped…..

This video of her in motion, looking sloppy if not chubby in high waisted marriage apparel is far too close to home for me to really embrace…or appreciate…see cuz I have a hot wife turned fat….

But here’s a better look…but it is almost hard to appreciate the moment when I already know she’s gonna get fat soon…

And here’s another good one….making it easier to appreciate the way she looks today and not bother caring about her impending obesity…

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2011

Jul

Julianne Hough Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

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I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong.

But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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2011

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt High Class Whore Tits of the Day

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There is absolutely nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….other than that she’s in her 40s and still has a fit body….see cuz anyone can get fake hair, tans and tits, and any Playboy bitch can leverage her Playboy career to seduce a billionaire troll into hiring her as his mistress, giving her the good life… cuz work was never really an option, hence the whole Playboy thing and prostitution was always her thing even if she will never admit she’s a hooker, even though we all know there’s no way a cunt like hers would ever be with a dude like this unless it came with fortune…..which essentially makes her a hooker….so even being fit isn’t really that impressive cuz it is all she needs to maintain to get all this…leading me back to my original statement, that there is nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….but here are some pics anyway…

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2011

Jul

Katie Holmes Shitty Alien Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here’s some space ship alien worshipping bitch in her bikini in the pool pretty much not showing off anything erotic that is probably only kinda hot to creepy peepers who have a thing for stalking bitches swimming in their pool from a balcony…you know the kind of guy who hits up hotels and resorts with a pool view so they can jerk off on the balcony as they look down at the blurry half naked swimming body….you know a weird fetish, even for people like me, but I find sex appeal in pretty much anything and under any circumstance…especially when half naked bitches who once had great tits are involved…it is a talent at least that’s what I wrote on my America Has Talent application…that they have yet to respond to….

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2011

Jul

Sophie Monk’s Not Dead Yet of the Day

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Sophie Monk was hot for a minute, back when the Good Charlotte sister imported her from Australia before he cheated on her using big pant eating vagina with Paris Hilton, leaving her alone in Hollywood, equipped with designer herpes and no where to go, and apparently she chose to spend her time with the plastic surgeon cuz her face is slowly morphing into that cat lady shit….

I don’t know, I think it’s safe to say she’s done, this Hollywood dream isn’t gonna work out for her, no Oscars are ever gonna be won, but there will likely be yearly roles that pay a couple hundred thousand to show off her great tits …at least for the next 5 years or so before she gets to old and replaced by the countless other great tits who want to be famous….and I’m glad that she embraces that position as the bottom of the barrel cuz it’s better than workin as a stripper or waitress back home, especailly after announcing to everyone how she’s going to California to seek the American Dream….

She’s not naked in these pics, therefore we shouldn’t care….

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2011

Jul

Gwen Stefani Shitty See Through of the Day

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How about some Gwen Stefani in a see through shirt, showing off a bra, in efforts to convince us she’s not actually a man, and abs like that and a husband who fucks transexuals doesn’t mean she was born with testicles, cuz if she was, why would she be wearing a bra…kinda thing…

At least that’s what I assume she’s doing here…or maybe it’s just a diversion from whatever the fuck is going on with her lip….the face on…not the panty one that we’re not sure actually exists….

She may be in a band called No Doubt, a name I think she did to subtly convince the public not to have doubt, but it didnt work, cuz I’ve got doubt.

But here is her bra on her small tits anyway…

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2011

Jul

Whitney Port Bikini Pics to Remind You She Exists of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned Whitney Port has a shitty ass. Serioulsy, I hate her body and her peanut piece of shit head, and I am happy that despite her efforts to be in the media, paparazzi and all that, she’s still totally fucking irrelevant and not making any reality TV show comeback anytime soon….She started out as a rich kid, so she won’t be the gutter trash you’d expect her costars to be to get noticed, but her ass seems to look like it is…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t just stare at her cameltoe….cuz camel toe is the basis of why I love white bikinis so much….

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2011

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch at an Event of the Day

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The good news about running an UGLY watch about a bitch who paid the media and a plastic surgeon to label her as HOT cuz little kids who she was marketed to don’t care as much as I do about the lies the media feed them…especially when it comes to a pussy thinking it is hot when it clearly isn’t….cuz coupled with her constant working out, she’s done some shit to her, like some home improvement that turned the shack in the woods she once was, into this suburban 2 bedroom bungalow she is now, and although no one dreams of the suburban bungalow as kids, it’s better than a shack.

If you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s gone from a 2 to a 5 and that’s progress we should encourage….next step…Implants…..even though I hate implants…but they will make her look better in clothes and distract from her boring, uneventful, distorted, picasso drawn inbred retard face.

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2011

Jul

The Shannon Twins Sluts in Public of the Day

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I don’t know if these twins were molested by their father or raped by an uncle, but I think it is safe to assume they were. I am always skeptical when it comes to young girls who get into stripping, then playboy, then porn, before they were 20, even if they have that whole look to them, like they milked male attention their whole life, playing off each other and their twin fetishes, to get free games at the bowling alley and other ghetto trash shit…..and really if they were molested by their father, or raped by their uncle, it’s not all that bad a thing, cuz it taught them the value of whoring themselves and gave them a head start on the skill needed for fucking……in a look at them now….kinda way…while everyone else they dropped out of high school with are meth addicted and blowing themselves up with bootleg fireworks in the trailer park….true story.

I love Karissa Shannon’s ass….and I love watching it Fuck in her sex tape …..

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2011

Jul

Lindsay Lohan on a Video Shoot of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan taking any work she can get and a band taking advantage of a once famous pussy everyone wanted to fuck being in desperate need for work to generate some attention to themselves by getting her half naked and seductive like an escort you find in the back of the local entertainment newspaper….

Overall, I’m pretty disappointed with Lohan’s comeback tour, because I know how easy it is for her to get famous and relevant again, because I’m a huge fan of her tits, even though her face is botoxed and looks like it’s 40 at 25, a hustle I generally don’t masturbate to…but maybe you do…..

Watching her doing graffitti like some rebel without a cause is ultra lame….but I hate graffiti, especially when it is the plotline of using lohan in a music video and at least she’s showing off those tits…since that’s all she has going for her….what a joke…..

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