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2011

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t have sex with enough hookers this weekend and I didn’t have nearly enough pregnancy scares with any hookers because I only cum in the ones I can tell don’t get their periods anymore thanks to drug addiction and old age. They are the bargain basement vagina anyone can afford….and that’s the life lesson from this past drunken weekend I hardly remember…but expect to relive tonight…

Here are some links…to start the week…..

Worlds Steepest Roller Coaster Will Make You Crap Your Pants
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25 Fictional Sports Characters Who’d Be Awesome High School Classmates
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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I’d Like a Piece of Zoe Saldana
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Fuck I Love a Good Prank
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Christie Brinkley’s Dress Flew Up and Here Is the Photo
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Fetish Porn Blooper Reel – VIDEO
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Cam Girls You’ll Wanna Be All Over
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LET THE LADY GAGA BACKLASH CONTINUE!!!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…because I assume no one is on the computer…it is summer…pussy is half naked…sort it out weirdo…

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J.Lo is Getting a Divorce from the Monster, In Hopes Her Kids Become the Single Home VIctims of Divorce Stereotype Trust Fund Babies as Momma Goes Out Whoring Herself in Movies and with Random Men in what may have all been fueled by People Naming Her the Most Beautiful Person
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J.Lo and Skeletor Photo Retrospective before she Cheated on Him
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Hellen Mirren USA Patriotic Granny with Fat Tits Fetish Pic…..
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How About Some Taylor Momsen Ass Cheek
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Some Idiot Gets His Head Stuck
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Vanessa Hudgens Obeses Homelss Boy Fetish Pics
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62 Years of the Formula 1
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Some Crazy Slut Tried to Kill Some Other Slut That She Thought Was Casey Anthony and Here’s the Insane Story
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Trampoline FAIL – VIDEO
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The Complex Guide to Bagging a Bookworm
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Sara Jean Underwood is a Busty Super Hero
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Free Cam Shows, Because It’s the Weekend and You Got Time to Kill
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Girl Next Door is Masterbating
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The 50 Hottest Women Rocking Sexy Soccer Jerseys
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Belen Rodriguez Bikini Body
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Michael Sheen Gets to Bang Rachel McAdams and I’m Jealous
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Octomom and Some Other Trashy Slut Friends Of Hers Got Drunk and Here Are the Photos
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Rosie Huntington Whitley is Tasty as Always
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AnnaLynn McCord Wore a Bikini and Got Egged
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Jenny Mc Carthy is Braless
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Jenna Haze And Kristina Rose Make An Awesome Pair
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How To: Use a Flame Thrower
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Amber and Gianna Get It On
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cubana Lust’s Body is Insane
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Is Your City One Of The 10 Worst-Dressed Cities In The Country?
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Nothing Like a Lesbian Fuck Fest
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Human Pony Fetish? WTF?
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Yeah I’d Bang Ellen Pompeo
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Busty Brunette and a Vibrator
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Dave Grohl Kicked a Fan Out of a Foo Fighters Concert and It’s Hilariou – VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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WHEN DUCK RIDES DERAIL – VIDEO
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Amateur Perky Tits
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AHHHHHH Eva Mendes!!!
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Shyla Styles Big Ol’ Tits
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Rebecca Black Threatens to Release New Single
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Olivia Wilde Drops Some Impressive Cleavage For “The Change-Up”
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Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipples In A Braless Shirt
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Shauna Sand And More Of Her Tits
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Kelly Brook And Her Nipples Prepare Me For The Weekend
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Annalynne McCord Looks Sexy With Spewge All Over Her (horse) Face
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2011

15

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Grabbing her Tit for Her Friend the Photographer of the Day

I was convinced Tyler Shields was full of shit, until I was told by a mutual facebook friend that he’s actually a genius. I just assumed he latched onto celebs and rode their celebrity to get recognition as a photography. I’m still not convinced he’s not full of shit, but here is his new shoot with Lohan, who is hungry for attention, cuz she’s Lohan, and she’s grabbing her tit in it….I figure this unable to get work thing is working out alright…next step porn career….

On a sidenote, for those of you who don’t follow me on twitter , I write lohan messages at least every day and she always ignores me…how fucking rude…tit getting grabbed or not…..even though the fact she turns to tyler shields o get noticed is pretty fucking hilarious….I remember when she was the untouchable Disney star…now she’s pretty much sucking dick to have her pic taken…let’s just skip a few steps and have her sucking dick while having her pic taken….

Here are some of those pics…so high concept….haha…dancing in a tunnel dressed for a glamourous hollywood event…genius….what a joke…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

15

Jul

Mel B Pregnant Ready to Drop Bikini Porn of the Day

I don’t have the rights to these pics…but click the link at the bottom cuz they are fucking worth trying masturbating to…

Someone better fire me as the president of the drunken pervert chapter of the Spice Girls fan club we call “we can’t let go of a nipples in video we once jerked off to before the internet”…

Cuz I had no idea Mel B was pregnant, but now, I’ll forever have it etched into my mind thanks to an inappropriate choice in swimwear.

I am a firm beleiver that pregnancy is only a beautiful thing to other women….

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Posted in:Mel B

2011

15

Jul

Shauna Sand Getting Head on the Beach of the Day

She’s got some of the scariest vaginas in the world….

I have seen her SEX TAPE

I have been to that dark place and apparently so has this guy…I mean assuming he’s not just a pretty boy gay escort she’s imported from Europe to replace the other one…who finds fucking a bitch living off her ex-husband’s soap money way better than fucking dirty old men…even if dirty old men have better contained man pussies…despite decades of inserting large objects inside themselves…cuz Shauna Sand’s pussy is that fucked up…while the rest of her is on some mutated human barbie doll kick…that could make for a great horror movie character…but who needs horror movie characters when the real horror movie is her fucking sex tape…

Either way, here she is “getting head” and posing on the beach, cuz she loves the beach, she even chose her stripper name after the beach and pays the paparazzi for this kind of bikini pic marketing…we’re just no sure what she’s marketing…I guess just aiming for attention…or maybe another sex tape is on its way since it is the only work she gets…

And really, plastic, scary, mutated vagina or not, I’m just happy she’s not fat….

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

15

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Stays Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

A woman…despite how useless she may be…or how irritating she may be…or how fun it is to laugh at her for failing in her attempt to have a legit career by refusing to be on a show that was bigger than the show that made her…only to come crawling back a few months before the shit was cancelled….is never useless as long as she owns a bikini…and someone gets a picture of it…

I will look at any bitch in a bikini, hot or not, just because I like seeing bitches in bikinis…it never gets dull to me…it just makes for scenery I can appreciate and enjoy…like what I’d imagine climbing up to the top of Everest feels like to some…with far less work…not that any of the bitches, including Kristin Cavallari deserved to be compared to climbing up everest, I mean, she’s really nothing great or interesting, I’m just saying I feel satisfied and complete spiritually when I’m looking at or around half naked women…even the uglies…

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

15

Jul

Rihanna’s Booty Pictures of the Day

Yeah…there’s really no point of this post at all…I don’t even like Rihanna…but I do like black women…and the way they are shaped…so I think that’s what this is all about…but I haven’t fully figured it out…cuz I’m a do before I think it through kinda guy…especially when it comes to unprotected sex.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

15

Jul

Kelly Brook in another Post Abortion Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook’s pussy doesn’t look like it had an abortion one bit….I mean unless the abortion was given by inserting a watermelon sized object into the bitch, tearing her apart…in some reverse pregnancy bullshit…causing her vagina to droop as if it actually had a kid…to remind her of what was lost when she decided to give her modeling career another go before fully retiring as the fat mom her body states she’s gonna become….or maybe her vagina is just sad, and is finding it hard to get up off its feet, you know cuz it failed her by not going through with this thing she wanted to bad…so it has turned to emotional eating….and all the weight is sticking to her clit….I mean it is hard to tell…I’m no expert…all I really know is how much real estate it is taking up in her chubby bikini body….and with tits like this….I shouldn’t be looking anywhere but her tits…that’s her plan and I’ve failed as a real man…something we already knew….I never said this site was enlightening asshole…

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

15

Jul

Rachel “Boring” Bilson is Still in a Robe of the Day

I don’t know, this robe fetish is getting fucking boring. I should have expected that from Bilson, who is pretty uneventful as a person…or at least a celebrity…because she just doesn’t do the song and dance I like for the paparazzi….you know the cry for attention, pussy puppetry, in a “Notice me, I matter” kind of way….leaving her pretty fucking useless for my purposes, I mean until I buy the farm next door to hers in Canada, in which case, watching her in her robe will be on a whole other level of amazing, cuz I’ll have my telescope aimed at her bathroom, and she probably won’t be wearing clothes under it, even though she seems like the kind of girl who bathes in her one piece bathing suit….and you know what, it is always the girls who bathe in their one-piece bathing suits who are the dirtiest fucks…all that suppressing their inner slut shines behind closed doors…

So if you’ve got a fetish for mom looking bitches looking like they are walking their kids to the school bus at 7 am…showing a little lower leg as a tribute to the sex appeal they once had…hiding the goods they’ve still got cuz they are shy…then these pics are for you….

Here she is walking around in dumpy clothes…like she’s got her period clothes…or like she’s doesn’t want guys to pants her and shove their dicks inside her clothes…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

15

Jul

Jojo the Twitter Slut Trying to Make a Comeback of the Day

Remember when Jojo turned 18 and no one rememebered who she was…except maybe the black guy she started dating for a bunch of years who made the last of her virgin loser fans disappear…cuz they couldn’t let the idea of her turning 18 turn them off of her…if anything it was the date they were waiting for to solidify their fantasy wedding but they could let the idea of her vagina being ravaged by a black dude make them quit her….

Well she’s back, and she’s trying to get noticed by being sexy…or as sexy as she can….cuz as far as I’m concered she’s never been hot…not even a jailbait fetish could make me convert to ever say she’s hot…

But at least she’s trying…little gully slut…

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