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2011

02

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not a degenerate drunk who can’t handle real life…I’m a degenerate drunk who likes to enhance real life….I don’t know what happened to me last night…but I will say that I saw no naked titties, I paranoid schizophrenic imagined someone broke into my house…I debated the meaning of life…and by life I mean Twitter and I was reminded that I hate the internet…but I don’t mind some of the other sites out there and here ar some links to some of their work while I depressingly start uploading celebrity pics like celebrity pics fucking matter…and are actually more important than us…while knowing…that’s just marketing hype and that the world is filled with far more interesting things…I’m just too lazy to switch it up….

And THAT’S Why You Don’t Celebrate Too Soon – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Fake Cheerleader Moments
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like to Give You Great Gifts
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Jamie Lee Darling is the Only Good Thing About Entourage
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Theif in the Garbage Can – VIDEO
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Aida is Sexy on the Beach
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Miley Cyrus Wants To Give Gay Marriage The Finger? I Don’t Get It
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The Best Web Cam Sluts Around
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Home Alone Teen – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis’s Hottest Pics
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Happy Birthday MTV – 15 of the Best Music Videos of All Time
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Posted in:MHD

2011

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I forget to do my stepLIKS……when you’re drinking hard…his kinda thing happens…here thhye are….happy new year you fucking cunts

Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados
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Another Nail in Lindsay Lohan’s Movie Career – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Get You Hot
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Let’s Play a Game of Black Out Baseball
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Leanna Has an S&M Type Thing Going on and I Like It
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Girl on Girl: Marianne Marie D’Vaz and Jessica Vaugn
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Angelyne is an Old Slut and I Think It’s Hilarious
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Adriana Lima Bikini Shots
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Jessica Jane Clement is on All Fours
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Two Teens Go Down on Each Other in Public
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Sexiest Soccar Wives and Girlfriends
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Tila Tequila and Her Nipples
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Kate Middleton and Her Stupid Hats
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Cameron Diaz’s Body is Scary
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Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff – Who Would You Rather?
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Camielle Belle is Leggy
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Selena Gomez is Bustin Out at the Beach
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Let’s Watch Girls Go Pee Pee – GALLERY
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Nbonw This is One Hot Ass
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Kate Upton Does a Weird Photo Shoot Doing Weird Things With Animals
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Some Sunny Leone is Always Good
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Lesbian on Rollerskates – VIDEO
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Top Five Exhibitionist Sex Videos
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Mila Kunis Just Because
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Alyshia Kingston Strips Down
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Backflip on a Skateboard – VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing? TOO MUCH PLAID
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I Wanna Be All Over Cher Lloyd
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mellissa Clarke Takes Off Her Top
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Italian Playboy Cover Girl Natalie Marie
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Gramps is Crashing his Wheelchair
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Baby Elephant and a Kiddie Pool – VIDEO
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Denise Richards Talks About Her Botched Boob Job
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Miranda Kerr Hard At Work
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Jennifer Love Hewitts Cleavage is All She is Good For
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Rihanna See Through And Nipple Rings
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Miley Cyrus: Braless and Bikini Crotch Shots.
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Kris Kardashian May Have Munchausen Syndrome
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Which Hot Bikini Bitch Is Hotter?
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Lindsay Lohan And Paris Hilton – What Happens When Sluts Reunite
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Selena Gomez Sun Tans Topless
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EXCLUSIVE: Crazy Stupid Love Movie Review
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Rihanna Half Naked and Getting Rammed At Carnival
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Denise Richards Has Had 3 Boob Jobs
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Jailbait Warning – Kardashian Half Sister in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Aug

Kate Upton Does Complex of the Day

Here’s future fat chick, currently the hottest pussy out there, for Complex Magazine half naked and showing off her amazing tits….cuz she knows she’s on borrowed time…and that she better milk this shit as hard as she can before her ass catches up to her tits you know once puberty hits…and her metabolism slows down..but until then…she’s just a 18 year old with huge tits…who takes a good picture and is playing out some farmer’s daughter in her underwear fetish and most importantly she is looking good….and that’s all that really matters….

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Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

01

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 Swimwear Collection

Here’s Bar Refaeli in her bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 collection just because she’s spectacular….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

01

Aug

Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale In Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what this is all about, but it is safe to assume that Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale have the same publicist….and apparently…that’s not a bad thing as long as the publicist is getting them in bikinis because both of them are relatively useless when not in a bikinis…at least that’s the story I heard…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Julianne Hough

2011

01

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tits for Twitter of the Day

Here’s Moley Cyrus showing off a set of puppies strategically as she shows off her “puppies”…I wonder what crackteam of PR people came up with this shot for twitter…but I’m thinking one who gets that even at 18, we’re still into a sexed up Miley, even though they whole “naughty” and “danger of getting caught” sex offender pressure has lifted thanks to an 18th birthday…..

That said, I heard Miley got a tattoo for gay people on her finger…something I can only think her other PR person came up with…you know the genius who wants to move her from pervert dudes and bring her to the gay market by branding her gay friendly….in some kind of horrible joke I hardly believe…but will laugh at anyway…

What a fucking idiot…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

01

Aug

Prince Harry’s Pussy Showing Some Bra of the Day

Florence Brudenell-Bruce is fucking Prince Harry cuz she’s obviously from some upper crust of society that allows her to hang with Royalty…but more importantly that allows her to not bother with a real job so that she can focus on her attempt to be a public figure, you know whether it’s who she allows in her socialite pussy, or more importantly for being a hot lingerie model that she aspires to be…but that she hasn’t landed a modeling contract for yet….

I’m sure you’ve met girls like this…you know so eager to be models, that they become amateur lingerie models which means they hire, or work with photographers who need models, get into their underwear and take pics of themselves that they can submit to their modeling agencies….in some bottom feeding, hungry for attention, lucky she’s rich and will probably get what she’s looking for cuz modeling agencies will sign anyone who fucks the Prince and make them the next it girl…It’s just that easy…True story….and I”m in love with this high society bottom feeding….

Posted in:Florence Brudenell-Bruce

2011

01

Aug

Holly Madison Fake Tits Stuffed in a Dress of the Day

Here’s some Playboy bitch with a shitty face and implants busting out of a dress that she bought specifically to bust out of cuz that is the naked for money…the whole reason I got fake tits cuz I’m a tacky bitch and that’s our hustle way….and I’m not complaining…cuz like any pervert…I will always stare..even if I hate the whole concept and feel of fake tits…I sure as hell don’t mind looking at them…especially when I can think about how damaged emotionally a bitch is to end up like this…I blame the trailer park she grew up in…or maybe I should thank it….cuz without trashy sluts…the world would be kinda dull…that’s all I gotta say about that…

Here are some pics of her tits being honored for some Beautiful Person Humantiarian award weirdness that I can only assume was paid for…

Posted in:Holly Madison

2011

01

Aug

Rachel Bilson Fucking Sucks…and not in a Good Way…of the Day

Here’s the closest you’ll ever get to seeing Rachel Bilson grabbing her pussy….and shit’s preetty much ruined by the ill-fitting jeans she’s wearing, that remind me of an overweight rockabilly dude, who’s trying to look like he’s james deam, but his size 42 waist makes the rolled up jeans all straight legged, baggy and stupid looking…..cuz they don’t make skinny jeans which makes sense…you know since they are called skinny jeans not tight pants for fat people jeans….

Either way, these pictures would be better if she dressed for her body, in spandex, a bikini or not dressed at all…but Rachel Bilson insists on sucking and sucking and sucking with next to no sex appeal…but a whole lot of potential if she just broke free from her captor and fucking did something about it…fuck.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

01

Aug

Pam Anderson Brings Her Hepatits / Tits to an Event of the Day

There’s almost always something hot about women with terminal diseases….not cuz I’m a pervert who is into premature necrophilia …or an opportunist who takes advantage of half dead women in their hospital beds at their longterm care facilities cuz they can’t say no…or even someone into Anna Nicole Smithin’ a rich lady like she was an oil tycoon looking for hot arm candy prositutes to change their oxygen tanks in exchange for an inheritance…or even cuz I look at them and reflect on their lives and the number of cocks they’ve had over the course of a lifetime…and love the idea of whores in any state of health…

Or maybe I just find something hot about women with terminal STDs….cuz I know they risked their lives by fucking and that’s some commitment to being a whore….

Here’s Pam Anderson actually looking like death…rockin’ her favortie date she can’t shake we call Hepatits to an event and whether she does or not her fake tits will live on forever…or at least a couple of thousand years it will take for them to decompose…

Posted in:Pam Anderson