There was a story about Rita Tita Ora marrying TITIKAKA WAKAKA or whatever the fuck that New Zealand Filmmaker they decided was important because he made a movie about modern vampires being roommates, which I guess was seen as comedic genius because vampires aren’t supposed to have the same drama that early 20 year old losers who have roommates would have, that’s SOOOOO absurd, GIVE THIS GUY A MULTI PICTURE DEAL! NOMINATE HIM FOR OSCARS, SPIN IT OFF INTO A SERIES.

It’s one of those “if only it was that easy to get rich and famous” when you realize, holy shit it is that easy to get rich and famous, these people aren’t fucking special, they are just confident in their dumb ideas, and the public are mindless retards who like anything.

Anyway, I don’t care about whether TITKAKA’s success is warranted or not, it’s warranted if people pay him and watch his bullshit, I also don’t care if his success has allowed him to marry Rita Ora, which apparently she confirmed today or in the last 20 hours on DailyMail.

I don’t do news and I don’t care if Rita Ora is married, or if she’s divorced, or if she’s got talent or just famous for being famous, instagram clickbaiter with hot tits that may have a whole angle where she claims she’s a popstar, but we ALL know she’s hardly a popstar, a wannabe popstar, sure, or try hard popstar maybe…..but this girl is an instagram hustle at best. Whether she can sing or had a record deal or not.

I am sure is rich as shit, that she’s got real life fans and groupies like she was Adam Levine, but so are kids who lip sync and dance badly on TikTok and drive Rolls Royce’s.

What is impressive, is that she’s been working out and is now showing off the ass instead of the tits, as if they are as good as the tits, that’s some DIVERSITY in the era of Diversity that’s more fun than a black Little Mermaid!

In other Rita Tita Ora news – be sure to sauna detox – ideally all over her face – you perverts!

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Rita Titty Ora may be a nobody who became a somebody by being a nobody who was almost a somebody, or at least has been a pretty big disappointment compared to what she probably expected for herself when she first got signed, but thanks to Rihanna hating her and ousting her from the label, she probably got a pretty good buy out, which resulted in her trying to build her own hype before the whole influencer thing, when it was looked down on and thought of as desperate, so to me, she’s always been a try hard who never was, but the reality is that she’s been doing it so long, and society has changed around us where that anyone who is anyone is a fucking try hard, just fighting for visibility, pulling the same Rita Ora strategy of being everywhere and since she’s been doing it so long, has actual talent, or enough to get her signed a decade ago in the first place, she’s actually a higher profile famous nobody, almost a somebody but most importantly, she’s got a great set of tits!

So let’s focus on the tits, because when born with these, it’s hard to not make it in the era of internet, whether you can sing or dance or get to all the hot parties or not!

Great tit and she knows it, and wants to remind you of it, so I’ll take that as some giving back to the community that still doesn’t quite know what the fuck Rita Ora is.

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