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2022

22

Sep

Cami Mendes Turned Hot of the Day

I give credit where credit is due, I have hated on everything Riverdale since its inception because the made for TV movie, turned into a series, that they ended up dragging out for a decade, is a disgrace to television programming or at least offensive to the audience, that is clearly a retard audience, because they watch such a nonsense fragmented story enough to keep the show on air, but that are probably a retard audience because the MEDIA they consume made them that way. Give them good stories people, let them use their brains, dumbing shit down to a TikTok while throwing in some WOKE triggers, that they barely pay attention to since they are on their phones anyway, is just destructive. I mean, it can’t cost them more on production to tell good stories, they are ALREADY making the shit.

But yeah, when she was on Riverdale she looked like a neckless Mayan working the Tortilla stand, her boxy ass body and casting as Veronica confused me, and not because she was Hispanic, I don’t care about hispanics being cast as white comic book characters, but because she was UGLY.

Well, she’s in some Netflix show that is some coming of age, modern attempt to give a generation their clueless or Cruel Intentions, by some overhyped writer that positioned herself as the voice of the generation and I watched it while I was sick and dying and don’t really remember the story, I do remember Maya Hawke, Ethan and Uma’s kid, dyking out in a park but we’re not talking about man hands here, we’re talking Cami, and she was fucking hot in it.

So either Riverdale makes stories shit and turns hot chicks ugly, or Cami Mendes shaped the fuck up and got hot, because if you look at her in this red dress, you’ll know this is a far better version of what was.

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2022

22

Sep

Denise Richard’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I am waiting for the day that Denise Richards and her team figure out how to come after INDEPENDENT NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THIS ONE, all aggressively, with demands of RUINING US, if we don’t remove some of her sleazy gutter ass old lady geriatric nudes she sells to what I assume are the weirdest group of people out there.

Seriously, we need to produce a documentary on the subscribers of Denise Richards’ OnlyFans, what is wrong with those people, because clearly SOMETHING needs to be wrong with those people. Just watch Wild Things man, we don’t need to make things THIS real.

I guess smutty content has just gone a fucked up direction, where people are so empty, living on their computer screens, than any semblance of “real” gets them excited and a whore’s blown out asshole at 50 something is the REAL they need.

I don’t even think Denise Richards was that big of a deal when she was a big deal, if you know what I mean, she wasn’t on Carmen Electra or Pam Andersons level, she just sort of existed, which brigs m back to WHO THE FUCK ARE THE SUBSCRIBERS she is appealing to.

Not to mention, she’s a rich bitch, married to Sheen at his peak of earning, used to the good life, have things gone that shit to her that she has to publicly humiliate herself like this, or is this some kind of ritual the elites put there beta kittens through as part of some shit WE don’t understand because we’re not Masons.

This EMPOWERED, no shame shit is a disaster because there is nothing powerful or impressive in this, but there is a lot to be ASHAMED of, like the fact that she uploaded this to the internet!

The only HOT thing in all this is that you know her daughter snapped the shot and even that’s not hot, it’s disturbing. These are rich people, go do rich things like learn tennis or sailing, instead of doing amateur porn like a bright eyed lazy girl with a dream who realized dudes pull out credit cards for this shit.

It’s disturbing, but it’s DAY APPROPRIATE, ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAYS!!

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2022

22

Sep

First Day of Fall and Other TikThots of the Day

Lingerie Try On

Fitness Slut

Military Bitch Gets Us Rady for WWIII

Army Dancer

Bikini Girls

Bike Girl

Two Girls

FLEXING CHICK

Ballerina

Pantyhose Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

22

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full Back Panties are the victim of a targeted attack that took place in the mid-90s until about 5 years ago that involved being shamed, humilated, told they are second rate panties, because the media and the big corporate monsters wanted to sell THONGS and sexier underwear for girls to get used to dressing like sex workers in their everyday life, so that when the pandemic hit, they’d be ready with a drawer full of outfits they could use in their transition to prostitution!

Well, I guess with the whole having a lot of content to produce and people need variety, it’s the spice of life, or some shit, the ladies came together and said that this is a new woke generation of inclusivity!

If men can pretend they are chicks and sell nudes, then women can get away with wearing their relationship comfortable panties, plus the losers who pay for nudes probably NEED that girlfriend experience to help them not kill themselves!

So this is basically charity work, philanthropy because in the 00s, a picture of a girl in her full backs would likely caused extreme shame, cyberbullying and suicide, but here it’s being used to give the illusion of relationship for strangers via a screen!

We’ve progressed so much as a people!

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2022

21

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

I don’t know how many generations back Kate Beckinsale’s “Elite” goes. I know her parents were famous, but I don’t know if that was just by hard work and NOT selling their soul, or if they are from some original bloodline of reptiles that link back to Vlad the Impaler, the original Dracula, but it would make for a fun twist that would explain why she still looks this hot at 49.

I get that fitness, diet, being rich, being obsessive, napping a lot from not having anywhere to be, with strategic surgeries or injections can buy a bitch some extra years, but that’s not enough of a reason for me to still consider her this hot at 49.

There has to be some reason besides taking loads from young guys cuz she’s unable to have kids, she’s 49.

So I’m sticking with – she’s a vampire, nothing else makes sense.

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2022

21

Sep

TikTok Fisting Video of the Day


As we all know, TikTok was designed to destroy the West, and it’s worked!

Chinese Spyware that’s far less annoying than the whiners of Twitter who all have disabiliities listed in their bios as they wait for the next person to misspeak to yell at about how non-inclusive you are, because the TikTok crowd is a mix of degenerates, sluts, all chasing the views, doing dumb things like cooking Chicken in Nyquil or whatever they are trying to prevent clout chasers are doing because it may kill them, when we should just let it kill them, you know if you’re too dumb to know, then maybe you’re too dumb to live!

Anyway, no idea what this face fisting video is about, but there’s a girl getting her mouth fisted, all dressed up so elegantly, like the classy that she is!

It’s been a weird series events and process watching all these normies turn into fetish content producers, there was a time when mouths weren’t getting fisted at parties, at least not by the hot chick and I’m not sure that’s a life any of you want to live!

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Posted in:TIKTHOT|TIKTOK

2022

21

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

As much as I hate the Kardashians for ruining society as a whole with their narcissism, self importance, famous for nothing, ultimate manipulative pitch men, who will go to any extreme, even selling their own kids sex tape, in order to close the deal, sure it gets them paid and they don’t care about the consequences of the spell they have people under to make them into these materialistic fucks who are ALTERING their looks to look like Kardashians, EVEN when they are naturally hot chicks, it’s crazy.

But yeah, hot girls making themselves ugly faces, to follow the Ugly Kardashian trends, fucking crazy right, but I will not hate on the trend of publicly jacking pants, panties, whatever they can into cunt, to let people know that Khloe’s not a dude, because when you leave the house, STRANGER pussy is EVERYWHERE that you would otherwise not see, because you know, FASHION, so with that, here’s some pussy wedgies.

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2022

21

Sep

Dove Cameron Bra of the Day

Dove Cameron creeps me out, more now that I saw she wore a bra top that may not be this bra top, but another bra top to hang with Alan Cummings, who may be the devil himself, because he looks that way and he had to get a career as lucrative as his by doing some kind of goat sacrifices at the weird elite sex parties, it’s the only thing that makes sense!

IT would make sense since Dove Cameron is this weird industry creation that brings her depression and weirdness to her social media, low frequency shit, from boyfriends and father’s being sacrificed for her fame, but you probably wouldn’t want being the downer energy your kids looked up to, but that the system wants your kids looking up to, so they have downer energy too!

There was a time when things were less depressing, but at least she’s in a bra, I guess

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2022

21

Sep

Stella Hudgens Bikini in Bed of the Day

Stella Hudgens posted that she’s totally over bikini season and is ready for Halloween season, because like her Disney created sister, she’s a satanic looking to celebrate death and the occult, like the little witches that they are, casting their spells on you with their half naked bodies, which is probably why the church of satan, which is also the church of narcissism is so popular now, these people need that moral code that organized religion offers, but they need it to encourage them to do whatever it is they choose to do, for their egos or money, from selling nudes, selling sex, or sacrificing goats in her sister’s pool!

Outside of being way too reactive and analytical of a mindless bimbo excited for all her slut content, while posting the very bikini pics she pretends to be annoyed of, she could just be into Halloween for the slutty costumes that she’ll use to sell subscribers into her coven of really low quality SMUT that I bet people still pay for, all because celebrity and anything arm’s length from celebrity, like a celebrity sister who will always be in the shadow of that celebrity, so she has to sell nudes to carve her own niche, even though her subscribers are likely just her sister’s eager fans, cuz she can’t escape it, will never escape it, and I like that level of access, validation while STILL feeling inadequate that these celeb siblings always have!

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

21

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I know that more than half of the population is fat as fuck, clinically morbidly obese, but that doesn’t meant that there aren’t girls who still think looking hot and fit is a good thing that probably gets them richer boyfriends, not that people actually date in this hook-up era of conditioning young girls into prostitution by feeding them shit like Kardashians……

It is possible that this is just fat chicks run through fit body Augmented Reality Filters, you can never be too sure, but a fit girl, whether you’re scared that she’s got higher “T” than you or not, can fuck you with more vigor, so fear muscles because it reminds you of the time you gave your bro on the team a massage and got hard, but as someone who bases my straightness on whether there’s a vagina, I’ll go for the one that can do all the work and move a piano if needed, you know, make a business out of it!

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