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2011

08

Jul

Lots of Model Titties for Purple Magazine of the Day

Here is an assortment of model tit….apparently Edita Vilkeviciute, Magdalena Frackowiak, Eniko Mihalik, Sabrina Nait,
Anais Pouliot, Lauren Young, Dree Hemingway & Jacquelyn Jablonski are in the shit…

I don’t know which model is which, I just know these bitches are getting slutty, topless, showing bush for Terry Richardson. I don’t know when these pics are from, I just know they are from a Purple Magazine photoshoot.

I don’t feel like anyone is on the site, because it is summer and nice outsite, but also because no one reads this site to begin with, or cares about the site, so I’m going drinking.

You can figure out why I posted them if you haven’t already…and if you need a clue it’s got something to do with whores showing tits for money and noteriety….cuz tits and whores are my favorite…especially when disguised as a “model”…what a joke….

I’m sure you can figure the rest out on your own…

Posted in:Anais Pouliot|Dree Hemingway|Edita Vilkeviciute|Eniko Mihalik|Jacquelyn Jablonski|Lauren Young|Magdalena Frackowiak|Sabrina Nait

2011

08

Jul

Kardashian Underage Erotica of the DAy

No, that’s not the picture in questions, that’s the older sister, cuz I’ll only post Taylor Momsen erotica on this site….

But it turns out that the Kardashians are whoring out their younger daughters, the second generation of Kardashians, who are actually not Kardashians at all, but Jenners, if that really matters…by putting pictures of them in their bikinis up on the internet, which is always the wise choice when uploading things to the internet, you know cuz it isn’t the place where perverts congregate and do all their seedy shit as anonymously as possible….not that the Kardashians care…they are tacky, obvious and in it to fucking win it any way they can…without real concern for how fucked up this 14 year old is gonna be when the fad blows over and the kardashian hype disappears leaving her feeling like it is her fault, inadequate, “Why can’t I have big sister Kim’s fame” which translates nicely into “Porn Career”…..

The world is a sleazy place….and the sleaze keeps getting younger and younger….thanks to dirty armenian porn peddling….

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Posted in:Kardashian

2011

08

Jul

Kate Middelton’s Royal Upskirt of the Day

A ass flash is so much classier when it’s officially Royal and has a british accent.

FOLLOW

Posted in:Kate Middleton

2011

08

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Pregnant Slut Gut of the Day

David Beckham posted this picture of Victoria Beckham on his facebook. She’s about as ready to drop as she’s gonna get cuz her celebrity c-section to protect her pussy from further damage with kid number 4 is scheduled this weekend…..I wish he was a little more considerate and posted a picture of her uterus juiced pussy crowning…cuz a crowning pregnant chick makes for a tight asshole and the contractions make her better than sex toy…

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2011

08

Jul

Megan Fox Proves She has Wrinkles and Doesn’t Use Botox????…of the Day

Here is Megan fox proving she doesn’t use botox by showing off a mutant forehead….

This is ridiculous. I can’t believe I am posting this shit.

I’ve never seen a face do anything like this…I mean shit looks Klingon and you probably like that….and it looks vaginal…and I kinda like that…cuz I’m always down for a good forehead fuck…but this is unnatural whatever the fuck it is…and really why would anyone care about anything Megan Fox…unless it involves her naked in movies trying o make a comeback.

She sucks.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

08

Jul

Kellie Pickler Inbred Bikini Picture of the Day

I remember watching Kellie Pickler on American Idol, back when I had a TV and before Ryan Seacrest encouraged her to get these small implants to better her career….before fame and fortune by her hick inbred standards hit…when she was just some backwoods hick crying about her grandfather who it was apparent she was having sex with…at least as far as I was concerned….maybe it was cuz he was toothless, or maybe it was because he was also her brother, father and conveniently the only man in their backwoods town…and there’s just something about hicks…maybe it is their lack of education…their lack of dental hygiene, or really hygiene as a whole, maybe it’s their good country values, or maybe it is that they start fucking at a young age when no wrestling lawn furniture that really talks to me…and unfortunately, here’s this inbred hick gone hollywood…back home they don’t even have bikinis, just old burlap potato sacks until you get lucky enough to bust out great gandmaw’s roadkill bikini woven with 4 months of roadkill suppers….who cares….this tight body makes inbreeding seem right….iI mean if you’ve fucked a family memeber, the orgasms probably already sold you…but this is for the non-inbreeders….which I assume there is at least one of you out there…it also makes growing up on a diet of rationed poor man’s squirrel stew seem like something they need to bring to the obese mainstream…

Here’s her audition video from American Idol….Drunken Paula is the highlight

Here’s she doing some smarter than a third grader – and guess what she’s not smarter than a third grader….

Posted in:Kellie Pickler

2011

08

Jul

Aurdina Patridge in a One Piece for a Failing Magazine of the Day

I don’t have access to the accounting documents or year end reports over at FHM, but I think it is safe to say that no one buys their magazines anymore, and their slow and useless attempt to go online, just never really gave them the glory they once had, since everyone any their younger brother can produce drivel content about nothing and post it next to pics of bitches in their bikinis….I mean this video had 4,000 views when I pulled it and it’s been up for 5 days…and features a once famous bitch hardnippled…that’s fucking embarrassing perforamnce…useless FHM shoulda kept advertising on DrunkenStepfather.com…

See, the only thing these Maxim and FHM sites ever had going for them was the access to celebrity bitches they had….They consistently had hot bikini photoshoots with relevant people….but I guess as budgets dropped so did their talent pool…cuz seeing Audrina Patridge, a virtual nobody, who had her 15 minutes, that unfortunately lasted 2 years try up a year ago…by now she should be doing porn not magazine covers…I mean shit, I bet I could get Audrina to do a shoot for DrunkenStepfather.com….and I would only pay her in cum shots….if you know what I mean…

That said, here’s the photoshoot, you’ll unfortunately like it, taking her one step backwards from the porn career she should already be milking like a cock.

So much fucking bottom feeding everywhere I look…it’s coming at me from all fucking angles…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2011

08

Jul

Kate Middleton Feeds my Cowgirl Fetish of the Day

Here’s Kate Middleton ….dressed like a cowboy in canada for stampede bullshit…

If you’re like me, then you’ve always had the fantasy of having your car breakdown while driving through a farm community, forcing you to go to the nearest farmer and ask for a bed to sleep in because it isn’t 2011 and we don’t have tow trucks, cell phones or any other necessities needed to get off the road when we break down….. where he decides to offer you a warm meal and his hot hick daughter ravages you while you sleep in the barn with the sheep…only to get caught as you’re coming but the gun toting dad who is mad cuz he wants her pussy all to his hick inbred self….

We’ve all seen that scene in the movies and the pornos….unrealistic….but still hot….and now Kate Middleton is feeding it….all inbred with her inbred husband….dressed like a cowgirl ready to rodeo on your dick…until Prince William catches you and comes at you with his redheaded erection and military trained marksman rifle pointed at your head before he taps into his homosexual cuz he is british roots… and rapes you….cuz that’s really what happens when the farmer catches the guy with his daughter or wife…they just don’t tell you that part in the movies…ruining this fantasy all together….but I’m posting the pics anyway…

Sidenote….she’s not even that hot….maybe it’s the cowboy hat…but I think it is her shitty looking face. TEAM PIPPA.

Posted in:Kate Middleton

2011

08

Jul

Taylor Momsen Lingerie Concert Pics of the Day

As repetitive and annoying and phony as this cry for attention may be, Taylor Momsen is still a soon to be 18 year old girl, already whoring herself out for her personal gain, and it’d be pretty homosexual of me not to embrace it, love it and endorse it, cuz daddy issues are one of my favorite things, not that this is daddy issues, but instead just a serious need to get noticed, by getting naked, sexualizing herself and all at such a young age….is kinda inspiring…and never boring….if you know what I mean…which you do…

My only concern is what happens when she turns 18 and no one cares anymore. Will she be like the underage stripper with fake ID I once got a lap dance from unknowingly, who is now a major pornstar, who prospered in her youthful sluttiness thanks to an early start…or will she get fat and fade away like so many molested by her dad, sexualized at a young age, lesbians before her…I guess time will tell..

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

08

Jul

Michelle Rodriguez’s Bikini Pants of the Day

I like bikinis, not so much on dudes who have what may be exerpts of the bible or some other secret society memoir tattooed on his entire body, and not on Michelle Rodriguez. Maybe it is cuz she’s built like a bull dyke, coming to rip off my dick in some tribal central american tribal ritual that I assume is part of her heritage cuz she’s all mayan looking and shit, or maybe it’s cuz she’s not quite wearing a fucking bikini, but instead a pair of hipster leggings she got at American Apparel, who on a side note have a pretty uncollaborative staff, cuz I was there the other day and I asked if I go a tuft of hipster pubic hair with every purchase, you know since all hipsters have bush, and I love bush and bitch asked me to leave her store…clearly they don’t know what pornographic company they are working for….clearly the CEO hasn’t been doing his “Masturbate for me while I masturbate for you” rounds…

Not that it matters, what matters is these pictures of Michelle Rodriguez monkeying around (literally) in the water with hard nipples…..cuz for some reason lesbians always have hard nipples.

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez