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2011

04

Jul

Linda Thompson Old Fucking Beach of the Day

Her name is Linda Thompson, I have no idea who she is and she’s doesn’t deserve me taking the time to research who she is, mainly cuz she’s old, and unlike the fat black guy at the concert I was at who was making out with a senior and smoking joints with her, cuz she was white and put out, I’m indifferent about the shit, especially when all she’s doing doing is wearing a sheer outfit with what must be a bikini under it….maybe if it was straight up old lady pussy exposed, cuz when people get older they are supposed to not care about what others think, and airing that shit out is key to a happy existence, for everyone forced to get within 10 feet of the bitch, I would have taken the time for her….but this no effort shit, deserves no efffort from me…you hear that Linda Thompson you dirty old lady….

Posted in:Linda Thompson

2011

04

Jul

Miranda Kerr Gas Pumper of the Day

Here’s a hot model turned mom turned model again cuz it pays the fucking bills and she’s signed over her life and first born to the big bad victoria’s secret corporation…like some kind of robot made in a lab…cuz other bitches I know with kids don’t even have this kind of body before they have the kids….a robot programmed to look hot and pose….and here she is posing as she does menial bullshit jobs that hired Mexicans were meant to do before robot model bitches decided to feel useful and entitled and did the shit themselves, in some kind of everyone’s a lesbian, cuz in the 50s and 60s there’s no way a hot bitch, especially a rich one married to a celebrity would be pumping gas like a high school drop out with no teeth and a dad for a brother, if you know what I mean, Cletus….so if watching hot bitches do their own dirty work like a bunch of blue collar pieces of shit….this post is for you….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s been a pretty intense weekend of drinking…that’s still not over cuz everyday is a weekend….but this one started by watching bikini clad fat chicks in bikinis swimming in a swamp, to running into a 75 year old who claims she fucked Elvis before he was famous, to the adult version of degrassi high, you may not get that reference, but there’s a fat chick, a black chick, a retarded kid in a wheel chair, you know one of those typically Canadian politically correct show that has a little of every culture to be relevant and non-discriminatory, making for a joke gang of rejects that would never happen in real life, or at least that I never thought existed until I saw the adult version in a park with a one-eyed dog….not that it matters….to working on my stand-up and most importantly to getting nudes from a seriously hot ass…and I’ll keep on going and going…until I die from my body giving out on me…which is going to happen…but before it does…here are the Morning Hangover links to get things started…

Granny Has a Water Gun – VIDEO
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Pretty in Patriotism: The 25 Hottest Ladies to Represent America in Sports
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Happy Fourth of July, Here’s Some Free Sluts
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This Kid Jumps a Moving Car and I Gotta Say I’m Impressed
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Tara Reid Was Drunk and Stealing Shopping Carts
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Cam Sluts That Will Make Your Day Fly By
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Jessica Burciaga Has One Hot Body
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Two Sluts Against One Can Never Be a Fair Fight
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The 15 Hottest Women Of 2011 (So Far)
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Some Dude Named Andrew Keegan Threw a Block Party and Got Tased
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

Jul

Happy Fourth of July You American Motherfuckers

Seren Gibson may be from Wales and doesn’t represent independence day, but it tuns out that on the 4th of July, and pretty much every other day of the year, a naked bitch is international….shit’s got no borders, language, religion or political stance..it is just all good to look at…

Posted in:July 4th|Seren Gibson

2011

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is July 4th weekend. So if you’re even on the computer, which you shouldn’t be, but likely are cuz you are a loser with no friends, and your family hates you, but luckily you have webcam chat rooms and forums to make you feel connected to other people, even though you’re not connected at all, but at least it prevents you from killing yourself, even though you should…..it means lots of bikinis are gonna be out in full affect and I want you all to email me in the best ones you see….cuz I fucking love bikinis especially on girls….so that’s your task…oh and don’t die.

Here are the steplinks, follow me on twitter, friend me on facebook, even though facebook is almost over….but most importanty, drink hard and fuck bitches then send me the pics. Good job (in advance)

More Kim Kardashian Adult Diaper Ass
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I shoulda been inside Kate Middleton While She’s Inside Canada
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Free Cams, From Me To You
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Metal Head Baby
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Kate Moss Wedding Pics Don’t Have Enough Labia
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Mila Kunis Marries Mark Whalberg
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Cam Sluts to Spend Your Weekend With
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13 Year Old Rips It on the Bass
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The 25 Hottest Female American Athletes of All Time
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Miley Cyrus, Just Because
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hotness
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Ryan Dunn Tribute Video From THe People at Jackass
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Hot Blonde Pussy Pounding
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20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Carla Gugino Has a Great Rack
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Leighton Meester Tight Dress
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Kim Kardashian Oiled Up in a Bikini
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Christina Aguilera Dumpy Ass
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston is a Fucking Cunt
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Dude Flips Out on Salvia – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson Hotness
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Rosa Acosta is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Aussie Man Facebooked ‘Bout To Kill Ma Kid’ And Stabbed His 2-Year-Old To Death
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Alicia and Lisa Get It On
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Fashion Is Bringing Porn To The Mainstream?
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WTF is Kate Middleton Wearing On Her Head
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Amy Brooke on the Fucking Machine
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Superman Prank? Why Not – VIDEO
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Michelle Hunziker Continues to Rock a Bikini
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fail Compilation June 2011 – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Amy
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Some Beyonce, Just Because
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I Wanna Be All Over Nikki Sims
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Salma Hayeks Husband Gets Around
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God I Love Emma Stone
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Jul

Ginger Spice Hot Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Ginger Spice pulled off some really hot topless bikini pics last week…where I forgot that she was old, washed up and a mom….you know I guess she’s been working out, or practicing the right angles…something that slipped up today, cuz for some reason all signs of her being an older mom are showing through …but luckily my bikini fetish is greater than my youthful woman under 25 fetish…making this perfect to set the July bikini mood….

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Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2011

01

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space…

What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

01

Jul

Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore….

I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2011

01

Jul

Pierce Brosnan’s Wife Must Have Some Serious Dirt on Him of the Day

When I first saw these pics, I thought dude was filming a scene from an upcoming comedy and I thought to myself “It’s amazing what a motherfucker will do for his craft/millions of dollars”…but then I read on and remembered this is his wife and I’ve posted of her in her bikini a few years ago….and even then I couldn’t grasp what someone with his kind of money would be doing this…but more importantly how anyone could fuck this…but actors are all fucking weird…so this is just his fetish…like that dude choking out himself in women’s panties while masturbating….or maybe she’s got some serious dirt on the motherfucker and this is some bribing shit and what it comes down to is that fat girls are made for one night stands when you’re out of town so no one can find out and she’s the last one in the bar waiting to get fucked…not to love…and really who really fucking cares…

Posted in:Pierce Bonsnan

2011

01

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Inbred Ass Leaving the Gym of the Day

Kristen Stewart is all hype….

She is such a hard dyke looking bitch who irritates the fuck out of me….mainly cuz I can tell she thinks she’s this big, dark, cerebral deal….but I am pretty sure was molested by her trailer trash alcoholic father…which should be the real reason why people are into her…cuz molested girls…provided they don’t turn penis hating lesbian…have a lot of experience sucking dick…you know cuz they started at a young age…like any prodigy or pro athlete it takes years and years of experience….not to mention an open mind…something someone who fucks there father always has…cuz anything that involves not fucking her father…from anal to orgies seems tame…

But that’s all just speculation…maybe she just looks like the raped by her dad type…

And here is her overrated ass in jeans leaving the gym…even though everyone knows the trailer park diet is always meth….

I prefer her in a See Through White Bikini …..

Posted in:Kristen Stewart