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2011

01

Jul

Miss July 2011 Not Naked of the Day

Jessa Lynn Hinton is some Playboy chick…and all Playboy chicks look the same kind of stripper trash with fake tits and I can’t help but hate the shit…cuz it’s played out and too 1990s…if I needed a fake blonde, with fake tits, with an average at best horse looking face, thanks to the fake lips, I’d just go to my local stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song, and if I’m really into it, I’ll throw her an extra 50 to suck my fucking dick….making gawking at nudes of this bitch, or any bitch Playboy has recruited the last decade, pretty fucking pathetic….They need to go back to their roots and get high profile bitches you’d never see naked, naked…and for the centerfolds, just mix it up a bit, cuz I may have never seen this bitch naked before, but I feel like I already have and that doesn’t sell magazines….

All this to say, I should be a marketing exec at Playboy….but I’m too busy trying to make out her vagina definition in her jeans…

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2011

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass from the Side of the Day

This thing is ridiculous….I don’t even see how anyone can take it seriously anymore…I mean it’s almost a joke of a fat ass…you know a Parody of one…making fun of fat asses…so round and awkward looking that I don’t think you could keep a straight face…even when fucking it…I mean…there is no way this is a lazy, sloppy, dumpy ass that is strapped up to look like a shelf…. that at 20 was an ass that had appeal…it was like look at that thing…I want it in my mouth…before all the black dudes beat me to it…which they did….and now it’s just pushing middle-aged and the rest of her fatness is catching up with her…leading me to think this ass is just stunting…I think it is time for nude pics to prove me wrong…cuz until then her ass is just mocking me…in it’s largeness…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

01

Jul

Mythbuster Tits of the Day

I don’t know where the video is…mainly cuz I was too lazy to find it….but these are some tits in a t-shirt on some 40 year old mom named Kari Byron from the show Mythbusters that I am posting because I assume her demographic of nerdy awkward kids are what make up the readership of this fine establishment…you know the kind of virgin who sees a set of tits in a t-shirt from his favorite show myth busters that he only watches cuz he has a fantasy marriage with the scientist in the shit as he assumes they have so much in common cuz she talks his socially awkward talk…or at least thinks she does…

Either way, here’s the classic pulling her elbows back to show her tit hustle…you know like lifting her hands over her head….Enjoy…

Here’s a creepy fan video of hers to really understand who her fan base is….

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2011

01

Jul

Idiotic Planking Video of the Day

Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

01

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is JoannaOJ and she’s some skinny, hippie looking lady with long unkempt hair that’s hasn’t been cut in decades and full on hippie bush, that at her age isn’t considered hipster or fashionista or cool, but instead just natural…She says she’s 90…but i’m thinking she’s mid 40s…..

Now she’s not conventionally the hottest dime you’d want to watch on webcam, because she’s older and not necessarily all that text book hot by my standards of only liking bitches between the ages of 18-25, but she’s not fat, and there’s just something magical to me about seeing a mom with a pretty decent body, turning to the internet to get 1000s of people watching her get off…at any age….it’s one of these “I want to see every woman in the world’s vagina”…from soccer mom to the walmart clerk…to a 50 year old ex hippie in the mountains who likes cumming..and the greatest thing about the whole thing, is that you could tell her experience….she’s done this before….but that could just be the old school Pepsi bottle she inserted talking……seriously this is some Etsy homemade hipster sex toy shit….

Here are some of the top comments:

after licking that asshole deeply, i will insert one finger.

Feel My Dick Knocking the Clit

I hope you like young boys with big cocks cuz I really want to drill you…


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

01

Jul

Vagina Biting Dog Humps a Girl in a Bikini of the Day

I’m sure this is old…but it is new to me….

Here’s a video of a girl in a bikini getting raped by a dog….It’s pretty obvious that they staged this shit and that she is instigating him….you know like she totally seduced the dog and lead him to believe he had a chance with her, making me relate to the exploited dog, who was forced to be the punchline in some cruel joke when all he wanted to do was eat vagina and cum…

This reminds me of the series of webcam videos I’ve been seeing the last few months of what look like 18 year old girls getting eaten out by their dogs…the world is a horrible place…even though I’m sure pervert bitches were doing this decades ago too….see cuz dogs can’t talk and rat their pervert asses out..

Sidenote, the girl in the back screaming “I’m dying, I’m actually dying” like a gay man or a jappy spoiled girl from Jersey….apparently actually died…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

01

Jul

Victoria Justice Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Here’s Victoria Justice , some 14 year old looking bitch, and she’s in a bikini. You fucking perverts…..

I feel like I just stole the digital camera from a high school girl on the bus and uploaded it to the internet for masturbation purposes cuz you know teen girls these days are all slutty and digi-cam sexting savvy, only this Victoria Justice is 18…leading me to think she probably would have made far more money in teen fetish porn…Oh well.

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2011

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drank and I drank and I drank some more….from eating one too many tacos….to wishing my bald waiter who was a rude prick luck on his chemo therapy while slapping his ass and saying he was the hot damn waitress I’ve ever had, in efforts to emasculate him while making me out to be a bit of a poofter……to walking into a black club that smelled like so many perfumes I felt like I was in a department store….to making friends and alienating people, mainly retards with Downs Syndrome for being such sluts.. to waking up on my floor covered in a horrible smelling taco shit….to being here with you today….to give you the morning hangover links….hungover.

Epic Wedgie Wins a Fight
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The 100 Sexiest Sports Movie Babes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows, The Best of the Best
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Trampoline FAIL
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Guess Who Else Probably Banged Megan Fox
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Sluts Who Do Their Job Right
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Check Out Jenny Romero
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Naughty MILF Gets Naked
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Audrina’s Best Bikini Shots
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Professional Sports Players Are Fucking Cry Babies, Jesus
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Posted in:MHD

2011

01

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

One of my favorite things in the news, other than the stupidy of the people in the news, or more importantly the insignificance of the story in the grand scheme of things in the world in local news…is the news anchors…they are almost clown-like in the way they communicate, talking heads reading prompters in efforts to keep an upbeat engaging sound they’ve practiced so hard to have, that almost makes them sound like they are mocking the news….and sometimes…we get gems like this…where they are just actually human and mocking the news…news blooper reels are my porn….


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2011

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Gone Pussy Huntin…Yes this is my way of getting out of writing a post when I’ve got drinking to do…I write enough in a day as is….and no one’s been emailing me hate…so this is the best I can do……

Carp Fishing Made Easy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Topless in Vanity Fair
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Tara Reid is No Remembered By the Walgreens Staff in Smalltown America
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Hot Sluts In Casual Wear
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Kate Moss Washed Out Rocker Groupie Wedding 20 Years Too Late Pics
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Otcomom Hates Her Kids
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Ryan Dunn Had it Coming and That’s Not Me Being a Dick, That’s Me Looking at the Facts
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Web Cam Sluts Are the Gifts from the Gods
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What’s the Price of Stolen Clothes? – VIDEO
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The Other Chick: 10 Hot Overshadowed Girl Group Members
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Jade Nicole’s Tight Body
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Kate Upton is Tasty
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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Girls Have a Squirt Off – VIDEO
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Christina Hendricks Insane Cleavage
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Sport’s 25 Most Famous Cheerleaders
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Some Masterbation Pics That Are Most Probabaly Amber Rose
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A Little Bit of Kate Moss
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Melissa Satta Rocks a Bikini
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Yeah I’d Bang Taraji P Henson
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Kim Zolciak is So Nasty
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Gotta Love a Red Head Ariel
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Michelle Hunziker in bikini in Formentera
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How About some Jana Jordan?
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Gotta Love Rosa Acosta
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Mother Beats Her Baby To Death And Takes Corpse Shopping
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Lexi Love and Keeani Love Get It On
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The Fashion Body: Heavenly Ass Gets Whipped
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Rachel Bilson
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Bathtub Playtime Hottie
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2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Contestants
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Hipster Hottie in a Black Dress
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Chanelle Hayes Rocks A Red Bikini in Portugal
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Now These Are Big Web Cam Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Octomom on Howard Stern – VIDEO
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Dude Pulls Down Reporters Tube Top! LOL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Meet Brianna Blair
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The Every Guy’s Guide: Judging a girl by her bathing suit
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Kitti Koture is Curvey
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Almost Naked
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Abigail Clancy showing it for Esquire
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Hayden Panettiere Licking Her Own Asshole
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Melissa Satta Has An Incredibly Fuckable Ass…If You’re Into Perfection
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Amber Rose And Her Fat Cunt
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The World’s Loudest Penis
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Costanza Caracciolo Sweet Young Italian Ass In Thong Bikini
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Jersey Shore Hanging With Trashy Bitches in Bikinis
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