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2011

10

Jun

Joy Bryant Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Joy Bryant. She’s on a show called Parenthood, and apparently she’s also on a website called DrunkenStepfather.com, this is like a huge career movie, and it’s all thanks to wearing a bikini….

She’s probably got the flattest ass a black girl’s ever had, but that’s all part of being a black in Hollywood, you know not really black, cuz producers and directors are all racist…I mean shit, have you ever heard Precious or Halle Berry talk, it’s like bitches are rich private school girls only concerned with their next designer clothes, or whether their moms gonna by them a white BMW or a Black one for their 16 birthday, or in Precious’ case how soon her next feeding is cuz she’s already fucking hungry….

You get what I’m saying. This is white man black woman….but she’s in a bikini and she’s skinny, so I’m digging it…

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2011

10

Jun

More Teens Having Fuck of the Day

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Come on people where’s the autotune remix on this one? I sense it is on it’s way. More Teens Having Fuck, Finding Jobs, Having Fuck, Fuck Fuck Fuck…..I just wrote the lyrics to the hottest club banger of the summer…with the help of my friend, the idiot news anchor who will remain a local news anchor thanks to offensive fumbles or freudian slips like this one…..Send this teenage fucker to the Sex Offender list, cuz anyone thinking these horribly wrong things…is just one step away from fucking teens…For Serious.

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2011

10

Jun

Pam Anderson Old Lady Lingerie Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures so photoshopped they might as well be some creepy, lonely, sad, fan’s computer art made out of blood, tears and most importantly semen of the bitch….You know the percentage of the pic that is actually her is next to 0, but more importantly, even at that, she looks like shit…It’s always sad to be a washed up slut no one really wants to fuck since the Hepatitis, even though we’d all still fuck you just to say we’ve fucked Pam Anderson. If you know what I mean…

God knows why they won’t just let her die in peace, or why they humored her back into getting half nakde on camera, but whatever it is, it’s a cruel fucking joke…..this is Cyberbullying the pin-up photographer version.

Not Sexy. Even if you’re married to the old tired bitch and these are your 20th anniversary erotic pics to spice up the marriage, pin-up cuz for the husband it might as well been 80 years since you were last hot….I saw that episode of Roseanne, I know how this shit works….

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

10

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt Yeast Infection Bikini of the Day

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Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy.

I hate this bitch and her 40 year old body, even though it is better than most 40 year old bodies, because she tried to sue me….

So I wish nothing but horrible vagina infections on the whore cunt in her slacker whore bikini…

If you don’t know who she is, she was in Playboy once and rode that into the arms of a midget billionaire, who she’s become the mistress of, and in the even you don’t know what a mistress is, that’s the homewrecking whore who the motherfucker fucks and pays off, so they get a great lifestyle and never ask to get married cuz they know it isn’t an option, since no one wants to marry a whore, especially not a billionaire.

Point being. who fucking cares.

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2011

10

Jun

Trying to Look Up Selena Gomez’s Skirt on TV of the Day

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Here are some shitty pictures of Selena Gomez from the Tonight Show garbage, and I’m only posting them because I’m trying to look up her skirt. I am shocked that people watch these interviews like this matters, like Jay Leno cares that the bitch has her driver’s license, when he should really be asking her what a 19 year old girl would be fucking a 16 year old Beaver….and how one doesn’t get charged as a sex offender, when clearly she fucking should…To watch the interview FOLLOW THIS LINK….I mean hearing her say “Bougie” for “Bourgeois” is about as gangster as you’d expect from a bitch who fucks Justin Beaver, who has learned everything about pussy from playing with Usher Raymond’s asshole.

Rumor is that BITCH IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS…hopefully that gets this monster locked the fuck up where she belongs…

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2011

10

Jun

J.Lo Sex Tape of the Day

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So there’s a video of Jennifer Lopez being circulated that’s apparently from when she married that freaky looking husband of hers. For some reason the American Media hasn’t picked up the shit, or released the sex tape video, that could just be a publicity stunt, but if you scroll 3/4 of the way thru this video, you’ll see her making her asshole talk in a pair of leggings, you know like a vagina puppet show I’ve been so fond of for so many years, but that never ever get emailed in despite my request…I guess I can always count on J.Lo…

Where’s the uncesored version? Get it to me. Thanks.

Posted in:J.Lo

2011

10

Jun

Aimee Teegarden Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Who the fuck is Aimee Teegarden, I’ve never done a post on her….but more importantly why the fuck is her name something you’d expect to find yourself jerking off to in a Disney Movie….not that any of us have ever jerked off to a Disny Movie, as that’d make us weird……

I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I do know she’s in a bikini and has some fat tis….and really fat everything…but still worth looking at and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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2011

10

Jun

Ashley Greene Workout Tits of the Day

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The thing that always annoyed me about Ashley Greene was that she was a social climber, and in her social climbing she attached herself to a lot of successful things, from Twilight to a Jonas Brother, making getting naked for attention not an option…..making us seeing her naked…never happen…so that lack of giving made me hate the bitch…but then I realized how weird it is for a motherfucker from the internet to hate someone they don’t know, they’ll never meet, and who is hardly polluting their life cuz they don’t watch their movies and more importantly aren’t polluted by their songs like she was Gaga or Katy Perry…so I just went back to not caring, and staring at her tits when opportunities like this came up…She’s irrelevent but sweaty as fuck, all pushed up and trying. That works for me.

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2011

10

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS…..

Caught on Tape: Customer Traps Robbers, Gets Shot
A Good Samaritan spent the morning in the hospital after trying to stop robbers in their tracks.

Size Stops Woman from Boarding Flight
A Texas woman was prevented from boarding a Southwest Airlines flight because of her size. But she claims her weight has never been an issue before.

Priest steals money for porn addiction
A Haverhill priest will not serve jail time for stealing thousands of dollars from his church.

Mom gives 7-yr-old daughter enhancements
A British mom who is a self-confessed ‘plastic surgery addict’ is catching heat for the gift she gave her young daughter.

Dozens Arrested at Graduation Party
A high school graduation party ended with the arrest of 29 people in Alpharetta. The parents of the teen who threw the party were also charged with kidnapping for forcing partygoers to hide throughout the house.

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2011

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was tweeting from bed all morning and it was lovely, or would have been lovely if my wife washed the fucking sheets, or more importantly, herself every once in a while…it’s this smell of piss, shit and death that is comforting, yet disgusting…

So here’s some shit going on on other sites cuz I was too lazy to get off my ass and do something about it, but now I am off my ass and doing something about it.

Big weekend plans….let me tell you.

Epic Beer Commercial For the Worst Beer Ever
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The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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Cam Shows That Will Keep Your Hands Busy All Weekend
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Scarlette Johansson Isn’t So Hot When She’s Dressed Down
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Brazilian Butt Slide WTF – VIDEO
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Nicki Minaj’s Cleavage is Insane
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Muscled Housewife With Weird Tots
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All the Ladie’s Johnny Depp Has Been Lucky Enough to Bone
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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