Kate Upton’s doing her marketing to the college kids rounds because she knows she’s on borrowed time. She hit the Tosh.0 show, where she participated in a stupid stunt that I think failed, but that I’m sure half of you idiots thought was hilarious, cuz they zoomed in on her big hormone in the food tits…the very same 18 year old tits that the rest of her body is going to catch up to…cuz that’s just how metabolisms work, I mean she’s already got a thick belly starting to form and it’s just a matter of time.
But I don’t wanna ruin a good thing, take it in while it’s still worth taking in, as she milks the next 3-5 years before hitting Roseanne Status.
On a sidenote, this Tosh.0 dude needs to be beat the fuck up, I feel like he doesn’t really know he’s irritating, and there’s nothing like a good beating to remind you that you are… Isn’t that right Nicolas Cage’s Son? I know, all you idiots love him and I don’t care what you think, his act sucks and must die.
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