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2011

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I want to be tagged in every facebook album as some random girl’s vagina. It is important to me MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE

I am too drunk to talk about other things…but let me tell you someting…other things are going down…From stalking Amanda Seyfried, to being the squirrel whisperer, to all good things..like getting yelled at by a black chick cuz I threw out perfectly good watermelon, like shit was a bad movie written by a racist white dude, but I’m too drunk to discuss…

Here are my stepLINKS….lots and lots of them….all good.

Salma Hayek’s Sunglasses Titty Fuck Her
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Brazilian Butt Slide….
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Some Slut Gives Her 7 Year Old Daughter A Coupon For Breast Implants WTF
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Sheryl Crow CMT PANTY FLASH
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Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Regret Checking Out
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Sexy Rubiks Cube Solver
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Vida Guerra’s Best Breast Moments
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Aly Michalka’s Tightly Wrapped Body
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Kim Kardashian Totally Banged Brett Lockett
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Gotta Love Free Cam Shows
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Japanese Slut With an Ugly Vagina
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Shania Twain Takes a Tumble – VIDEO
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The 100 Sexiest Sports Movie Babes of All Time
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Miss Universe Albania 2010 Angela Martini No Panty Upskirt
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I Wanna Be All Over Salma Hayek
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Rihanna is Half Naked As Always
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Michelle Hunziker Rocks The Bikini
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Some Charlize Theron Tastiness
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A Sexy Girl on Girl GIF
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cop in Russia is Totally Waster – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Veronique
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Juelz is Just Plain Sexy
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Some Amber Rose, Just Because
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Mmmmmmmm Alexa Jordan
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Top Ten Awesomely Filthy Twitter Names
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Middleton
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Some Sylvia Saint Hotness
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Kelli Hutcherson Maxim Photo Shoot
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WTF Are You Wearing
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Random Celeb Sluts Out and About in LA
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Two Teens Love Sucking Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Jamie King
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Subaru Driving FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Victoria Kruz Hotness
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18 of the best recurring SNL characters of all-time
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Check Out Portia Jenkins
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Poses For Maxim
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Ashley Greene Leaves the Gym Lookin Like a Sweaty Fucking Pig
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This is the Key TO Getting Girls Naked on the Internet…
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Funny Driving Test
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Kanye West’s Girlfriend Shows Her Bare Cunt In No Panty Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian’s Staging a Sexting Publicity Stunt for Publicity of the DAy
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Shows Off Her Nipples In See Through. Sweet Tits!
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Plain And Simple, Kim Kardashian Likes Black Cock
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Abbey Clancy And Her Big Mom Tits In A Bikini
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Woman Sexually Assaulted By Airport Security (Video)
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Kid Rock’s Got Some Tight Fucking Pants On
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2011

09

Jun

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini of the Day

Sometimes being threatened by a major paparazzi company for 5,000,000 dollars I don’t have, in a Lawsuit that won’t even get me famous, cuz the papers and media don’t give a fuck about me, for posting a couple cropped images they own the right to, making me avoid any pictures that may be theirs like it’s fucking a fat chick’s pussy that is HIV Positive and covered in Feces cuz she may have just had a heart attack, works out for the better…..Cuz an Ape in a Bikini, or what I like to call my expert sketch of Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini, brings me way more joy than actual pics of her do…

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2011

09

Jun

Paz De La Huerta Naked for Magazine of the Day

I’ve been following Paz De La Huerta for the last few months. I guess I kinda fell in love with her overgrown bush in Boardwalk Empire….which is substantially more erotic than any of these pics, except maybe for that Steve Buscemi weird looking mother fucker bringing her sex appeal down…coupled with some of her cracked out pics…that despite being erotica to me..cuz crackheads do anything and I mean ANYTHING for crack…which is hot to me…doesn’t cancel out that it is equally disgusting..

That said, here she is in a movie, naked by no labia….no bush…but whatever…I’m posting it anyway…

Posted in:Paz de la Huerta

2011

09

Jun

Old Shania Twain Falls at the CMAs of the Day

In what may be erotic to the rapists out there, who enjoy seeing one of their prey fall and hurt themselves while attempting to escape their attack, fear in their eye and all that shit, here’s a video of Shania Twain falling at the CMAs, unfortunately too old for the average rapist to care, but trying to win you over like old times when she was at her prime rape victim age. If you know what I mean and if you don’t it is that Shania is not the Shania you once masturbated to anymore…but luckily you can’t see that in this video.

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2011

09

Jun

Jayde Nicole in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

There is really nothing interesting about Jayde Nicole. I’ve been next to her in person once, cuz she is from Canada, and she’s the kind of girl you probably wouldn’t look twice at. Seriously. All her half naked, staged paparazzi and Playboy pics, may make you think otherwise, but there’s really nothing to her…

The only redeeming personality trait she’s got, and I assume we can than her whore mother who worked at a diner for this, is that at 18 she got implants and decided she’d get naked in Playboy, while other girls were applying for college, giving her a first mover competitive advantage, cuz it usually takes 4 years of college to realize that shit “I wish I did Playboy when I was younger” cuz Playboy loves 18 year olds fresh out of High School. It’s a fetish and it worked for her.

So here she is on the beach in some staged bikini pics, showing off her trashy “Respect” tattoo she got when she realized she didn’t respect her pussy and either did her pimping whore mother, so she got that to overcompensate to make us think she’s anything but I whore.

Either way, bikini pics are fun.


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2011

09

Jun

Alexander Meier’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know shit about Soccer, but I know a bit about Soccer wives, and that is that they are usually the groupie slut who powered through, cuz these guys are considered gods in their home countries, and in being a god, they get the pick of the litter and being the pick of the litter makes bitches real eager to turn condoms inside out, miss a couple birth control pills, and do anything else in their power to get pregnant, cuz it’s in exchange for the good life….You get what I’m saying….and that is that I’m sure dude coulda done better….but this is what he’s stuck with and probably what he cheats on and probably what doesn’t care that he cheats on her so long as she’s got the ring, she’s groupie pussy number 1.

If you know what I mean…

Posted in:Alexander Meier

2011

09

Jun

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy of the Day

My theory is that there is no way anyone would wear this kind of carpet/blanket in public unless they were trying to cover up a fat uterus….I mean the timing is right she’s been married for at least a year…but her husband’s a homosexual hockey player so babies don’t make sense…unless of course it’s one of his teammates baby which is possible cuz there’s no team building like letting your team fuck your wife….

Sure this is all speculation…but sometimes make belief is better than reality…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

09

Jun

Pippa Middleton Porn Continues of the DAy

There’s nothing to this Pippa Middleton chick, but people love her, I guess it’s gotta do with her daddy issues and her feelings of inadequacies that will lead to her fucking on camera in the near future, before the royal family kill her off for being a liability like they did to Princess Diana, you know money and power is above the fucking law. True story.

So take her in while you can, encourage her by giving her the attention she’s starved for, and you will be rewarded with many scandals the rest of her life screaming “Stop looking at my sister and notice me”….it’s textbook and I’m eager to see her vagina.

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

09

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Skinny Legs of the Day

I used to do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all stemmed from her winning some Young Hot Hollywood award, where she accepted like she actually believed she was Young and Hot in Hollywoood. It was a case of too much positive affirmations, so I figured I’d do my part to myth bust her face. It’s not hot. That award was obviously paid for or maybe selected by a gang of retard kids in a make a wish foundation kinda hustle, because all I saw was asymmetrical, even with a nose job, like some picasso gone wrong, and the only redeeming quality was that she wasn’t fat, cuz fat chicks suck.

I think of done some good though, not that she knows I exist, but throw a pair of glasses on the bitch, cover her face with her hair and position her face proper and she’s not all that bad…unfortunately for her the paparazzi only got one pic like that, and the rest of her wonky fucking face…but again at least she’s skinny…and here are her legs…even though she’s ugly…

On a side note, she posted some pics of her bare legs in shorts next to fellow ugly alumni Hilary Duff’s Sister….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

09

Jun

Bathroom Break of the Day

Here’s a Drunk Chick Peeing Compilation..I don’t know where this is from but it was emailed to me and I figured I’d post it because I used to work for other people and taking a pee break was the only satisfaction I ever got…I also love when drunk chicks take pisses in front of everyone cuz they are so drunk…

so why not channel those things by posting what may be one of the weirder videos I’ve seen….why does everyone pee at the same spot, why is there a guy filming, what is going on here…I need answers….


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Posted in:Pee Break