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Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Costume Change To Cover Up of the Day

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I just posted picturs of LADY GAGA NIPPLE at some party….well it turns out she decided to put pasties on and pants off…

The whole thing is a joke, Lady Gaga is the loud annoying, trash can of a person that you’ve seen at every party.

It’s like the bitch who makes everything about them, whether pretending to be so drunk and passing out so people notice, or so drunk and dancing ont he table so people notice, or so drunk and running around naked so people notice, or so drunk and yelling craziness so people notice….

You know the person I mean…

Everywhere they go, they have to do this whole spectacle, that the people around them are supposed to look at in awe of how fabulous they are, but instead look at them in embarrassmen….

It is just rude….it takes away from the people throwing the event that’s been going on a lot longer than Gaga’s been around…it alienates the people who can’t stand her act….

Bitch has no fucking manners….Is totally obnoxious and needs to learn to scale back and chill the fuck out…and realize that life isn’t the Gaga show…if it was I’d kill myself…

Either way, here’s her costume change that should get her arrested. It is indecent.

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2011

Jun

Lady Gaga Titty Flash is Disgusting of the Day

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I’m in a weird situation here….As much as I am repulsed by Lady Gaga….from her face, to her bullshit act, to pretty much everything about her….I do kinda like the fact that she parades around half naked…but only because I know she’s really popular and I hope it trinkles down into the everyday girls’ wardrobe….so that when I leave the house I am faced with asses hanging out of spandex, and tits hanging out of bras, in some horrible drag queen impression of Madonna….and even worse…sometimes when looking at gaga, I think, fuck all that bitch needs to do is show some more genitals and nipples….cuz for someone so starved for attention she does a shitty job getting naked….making her whole half naked artist act seem as contrived as the rest of her….so finally her tit’s popped out and her nipple exposed…and it’s about as eventful as I expected, but like all ugly bitches with titty in my face, it’s better than lookin’ their face…

Here are the pics from the CFDA Fashion Awards where Gaga showed up dressed like a fucking clown, but redeemed herself with nipple, despite remaining disgusting as fuck on all levels a human can be disgusting….

Yay. Ugly people making a spectacle of themselves to distract from how ugly they are. Yay. Sloppy tit with light nipples. Yay.

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2011

Jun

Bruna Erhardt in some Wedding Erotica for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned weddings are never erotic…at least not if you are the groom….but it is erotic for everyone else…

What it comes down to is a room full of horny desperate bridesmaids, a bride real hungry to fuck her man she’s locked down as his wife that you can smell her cunt at the back of the reception hall, but who is well aware that these are the last moments of her single life where she can fuck the wedding party without technically being a homewrecking adulterer…leading to babies you need science to determine the paternity…with great food, open bar, unhappy family members, bitter friends, and they whole thing is actually a plot for a great fucking porno…

Here’s some Vogue Brazil shoot that taps into the good of weddings…

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2011

Jun

Nicole Trunfio Tits for D-Day of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio is an Australian Model who is constantly TOPLESS FOR FASHION , or at least I say it is for fashion, but I have a feeling she’s just topless cuz she likes being topless and whether she’s getting paid or not, she does it. She’s got great tits and I am a fan of great tits, especially when those great tits have a cause…

Cuz here she is in some D-Day memorial/ tribute shoot for Purple Magazine, cuz D-Day anniversary was yeasterday…. 67 years ago, lots of people died and I have a feeling if they saw this bitch on the beach that day those tropped landed in Normandy, everyone would have put their political positions to the and shit woulda become that largest circle jerk in the history of circle jerks, but she wasn’t there….slacker…at least she’s doing her part now…

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2011

Jun

Christy Turlingtong for Madame le Fiagaro June 2011 of the Day

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Christy Turlington is some 42 year old model you probably masturbated to in the late 80s and early 90s and amazingly she’s still getting modeling work at 42…even after having 2 kids with some actor named Ed Burns…and the whole thing is a fucing mystery to me…why do so many bitches get disgusting by 30, before even having kids, while others just power through the shit…

Either way, she’s showing what may be a bit of mom nipple, and a whole lot of mom leg, and I guess living the good life and getting paid to be hot pussy makes a legendary model stay legendary or some shit….but then again, we have no idea what condition her mom pussy is in, which could easily take away everything nice I just wrote about the bitch..ya heard…

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2011

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My shit’s not this bad…but it’s pretty bad…I think I need to finally go out and get an actual job…which is a fate worse than death…I haven’t worked a job in over 6 years!

The good news is that I’ve accepted and embraced my failure at the internet, it only took me 6 years to do it….

Here’s my morning hangover dump and stepNEWS combined, that’s not so much a hangover but an miserable reality check that it’s time to strap down..but the good news is I’m gonna down guns a fucking blazing, ideally with my dick inside a blasian.

How to: Fuck With Your Roomate in the Shower. Not Literally Though
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Throwback to Heidi Klums Legs in Thigh Highs TO Get Things Started
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20 Sexy Sports Hottie Twitter Pics
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Free Cam Shows Because EVeryone Deserves a Little Something Extra
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The 10 Hottest Babes You Could Take Home to Mom, Because Porn Stars Have Diseases
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Kid Versus Glass Door Hahahahaha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Get a Load of Khrysti Hill
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Yup, She’s Tit Flashing All Right
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Meet the Kind of Girls You Never Have to Tell Twice
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Some Pics From the Volcano in Chile That Will Make You Shit Your Pants
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2011

Jun

Carmen Electra in the Bathtub for the Pussy Cat Dolls of the Day

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Maybe I’m desensitized and I don’t find this Pussycat Doll Vegas Burlesque shit fun or interesting to watch. I grew up on hardcore porn and real strippers, and although I can appreciate the art of striptease, I don’t like when the shit is intellectualized or made into anything more than getting naked for a motherfucker to throw a handfull of dollar bills at a slut , or maybe Carmen Electra is just oo old for this choreographed Vegas show, like a 20 year old just starting out and trying to get work in entertainment…while Carmen Electra is on the tail end of her fucking career and is just doing this for one last paycheck and cheer from a man who remembers her from the 90s.

As far as I’m concerned, this is pathetic.

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2011

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Two exciting things happened today..

First, I posted that tranny’s are better than women cuz they don’t get their period so you can fuck them all month…not that a period ever made me not fuck……it was a failed joke that apparently my tranny audience appreciated cuz I’ve been sent 10 erect dick with tit pics…and that’s exactly what I didn’t want to have happen….

Second, the PR team from Soul Surfer sent me a press release promoting their one-arm jesus freak surfer movie baed on a true story, so I asked for an interview with the shark that ate her, and they never got back to me.

You can’t win these days…but I did do 18 posts…which is just insanity…

Here are my stepLINKS…

Dennis Rodman Agrees With My Tranny Theory
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Jennifer Anniston’s in What May Be a See Through TOp
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Some 14 Year Old Actor is Getting Naked In THe New Romeo and Juliette –
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Minka Kelly Hotness
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I Kinda Hate Reese Whitherspoon But Hearinfg That She Shut a Bunch of Young Hollywood Bitches Down is Kinda Hilarious
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Web Cam Girls You Won’t Have to Tell Twice
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Faith Healer Morons
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The 10 Hottest Girls At The 2011 MTV Movie Awards
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Amanda Bynes is Wearing a Nice Tight Dress
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Jennifer Aniston Won An Award For Being Hot
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know You’re as Broke as I Am
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Two Girlfriends Have Playtime
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The 25 Sexiest Cheerleader Squads in Sports
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Cheryl Cole Lost Her Job Thanks to Nicole Scherzinger’s Awesome New Fake Tits
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Miranda Kerr is Topless
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She Looks Like a Boy But I Would Bang Emma Watson
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Some Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Kris Jenner is the Pimp of All Pimps
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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A Hip Hop Video Girl Will Make Your Day
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File This Under The Only Reason so Have Kids – VIDEO
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Now That’s a Booty Dance
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Awesome Street Names – GALLERY
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Gotta Love Twins
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Good News For Fellas: Doctor Suggest Starring At Big Breasts’is For 10-Minutes A Day For All Men! [Video]
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Kathy and Symone Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Courtney Cox is Looking Rough
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Some Dreamy Girl on Girl Action
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Kate Upton for Sports Illustrated VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Blake Lively at the MTV Move Awards
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Dirty Teens on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out Melissa
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Gotta Love a Beach Hottie in a Bathing Suit
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I Love When Models Fall
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The 20 Things You’ll Buy This Summer (But Really Shouldn’t)
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Alyssa Milano is Still Hot
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Scarlett Johansson Just Because
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This is the Key TO Getting Girls Naked on the Internet…
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Michelle Hunziker Still Has A Sweet Fuckable Ass. Here It Is…
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Paris Hilton Replaced By Snooki
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Rihanna And Her Pussy Shoved In Your Face
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2011

Jun

Shakira’s Ass Performing of the Day

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Fuck Shakira and her most viewed video on the internet. I think her 35 year old ass is boring as fuck…I mean until it starts gyrating in some hispanic/latino/amazingness….and the whole thing reminds me of last night in my regular crackhead park cuz they had a Latino fest and I saw pregnant chicks, obese chicks, young chicks and old chicks of all colors and shaking their asses in ways I didn’t understand but knew I liked despite how vile some of the bitches were…it was like I was seduced by the shit…imagining how it looks when it fucks….and unfortunately, I didn’t get to fuck one of them…I got too drunk to take advantage of the port-o-potty of seduction….

Either way, here’s Shakira in concert, ass in tights, doin’ alright in these almost romantic ass pics of the bitch…

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2011

Jun

Rihanna’s Hilarious Concert Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Rihanna’s funny….I don’t know what she’s doing with her career but definitely in some kind of period of re-adjustment….trying to find her place amongst the Gagas….tapping into some Island flavor to give her some edge, despite denouncing her Island flavor when leaving to make it in America….but earlier this weekend she was lap dancing some women and didn’t even ask her name…and now she’s in some string bikini on stage showing off her thickness…it’s like it’s become the Rihanna back alley stripclub song and dance show…and I’m into it…even though I hate her.

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