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2011

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The morning hangover dump loses appeal when it is mid afternoon. I’m a slacker. Deal with it…

Here are the links

Ping Pong Craziness
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Remember Jessica Alba’s Ass on ALl Fours Before She Was a Mom? Reminder.
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The 25 Hottest Women in Sports
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Cam Shows That Will Make You Forget It’s Monday
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Jessica Simpson Isn’t Wearing any Pants
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Gotta Love Suelyne
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How the FUCK Can She Fit That Up Her Ass?
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This Kid Has More Girlfriends Than You Ever Will – VIDEO
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She’s Got Perfect Titties Alright
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Gotta Love a Teen Slut
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2011

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

You’d think as an Alcoholic, I’d be happy waking up wasted. But for some reason it fucking sucks….

Seriously. I don’t know what the fuck I did to myself. I just know I drank hard and now, I hardly know where I am, I’m dizzy and confused….What the hell happened last night…and what the fuck happened. It’s not even normal.

I’m sure your not asking yourself the same questiong, cuz you’re boring.

There’s blood all over the floor. I either got my period or I’m dying from the inside.

Seriously, These Teen Mom Sluts are Really Fucked Up
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Okay, How Fucking Awesome Would It Be if Lohan Became a Scientologist?
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10 Hot Celebrities You’d Take Home To Mom
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Rihanna Performing In Concert
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Tara Reid Parties Her Face Off
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Dirty Debutante Party
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I Usually Watch These Free Webcam Sluts When Bored….
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This Slut’s First Time on Camera…But Not Her First Time Being a Slut…
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The Vacation You Have Always Wanted with More Sluts Than You Can Count
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Cam Shows That Won’t Cost You a Dime
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Cam Sluts That Know How to Do Their Job Right
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Segway Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Aaliyah Love is Hot in Pink Panties
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All The Middleton Chicks Are Kinda Drunk Whores
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Dildo May Be Too Big for Her Pussy
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The 25 Sexiest Athletes We Think We Could Outplay
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Times
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Rose McGowen in the Conan Trailer is Scaring the Shit Out of Me – VIDEO
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Princess Beatrice is Disgusting in a Bikini
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Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Amber Rose, Just Because
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Shenae Grimes Dumpy Ass
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This Babe is a Total Package
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Parkour Moron FAIL – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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You’re Gonna Wanna Get a Load of Envy
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Seriously?: Clucker Calls Police On Himself… Because Crack Dealer Shorted Him!! [Video]
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Alicia and Brooke Get Their Lesbo On
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A Squirting Good Time With A Sex Machine
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Here’s the New Charlie’s Angels
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Jo and Tiffany
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Joanna Krupa Lookin Hot as Always
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More Japanese WTF
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Some Sluts on an Operation Smile Event
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Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Celebrity Photo PSA with Malin Akerman – VIDEO
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Lexi Belle and Panny Flame Get It On
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I Wanna Bang Camila Alves
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Get a Load of Bryci
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How About some Olivia Wilde
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Kate Upton is Sexy As Always
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

06

May

Katie Holmes Great Cleavage of the Day

I haven’t always loved Katie Holmes. If anything I’ve always found her a bit of an uptight looking cunt….I didn’t even care when Tom Cruise Brainwashed her into his weird religious trap of weirdness….I just couldn’t be bothered….

But I’ve always loved Katie Holmes tit. There’s a movie she’s in where she gets raped and kill and you see her topeless, that’s clearly her best work, and something I assume may be a self fullfilling prophecy when Tom Cruise finally loses his fucking mind officially….

So seeing her exploit her tit for a change is good enough for me to post…

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2011

06

May

Anais Pouliot TItty for Numero of the Day

I once wrote a poem for this ANAIS POULIOT chick…I think it’s because I found out she is from Montreal, and that if she came across it, she’d track me down, and sweep me under her model nipple, and let me move into her model vagina. That never happened….

What did happen though, is that bitch has gone from some no name magazine, to some bigger scale magazine, proving that showing your tits pays off…and any bitch who refuses to show you her tits just isn’t ambitious or driven…..

Seriously, I’ve heard of Numero, that’s big time for a small town Quebecer with nipples…but I’d still rather be looking at pics of her namesake…you know her anus…cuz there’s so much nipple in fashion, but not enough anus. That’s gotta send, hopefully with her, since her name is ANUS….

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2011

06

May

Behind the Scenes Tit for Fashion Video of the Day

Only Hearts Photoshoot Behind The Scene’s from Nathanial Stuart on Vimeo.

One of my homies makes videos. He did this behind the shoot video for some lingerie company called Only Hearts, featuring some hot model bitch named Nina Marie, and he sent it to me to remind me that his life is substantially better than mine….so I figured I’d post it to remind him that despite being on set with tits, I have the power to make this Nina Marie bitch famous, and thus she will be all over my dick, while he’s being interrogated by the FEDS for using copyrighted music without the copyright, at least that’s my motivation in doing all this, ignoring the fact that nothing ever works out my way….and that I can’t make people famous…not even myself…but don’t tell her that…lies are what get me by….

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2011

06

May

Some Tits for Fashion of the Day

The magazine is called Pilot, it is out of New Zealand, I assume it is some fashion hipster shit, but I didn’t bother googling them, I just decided to promote them for free by posting pictures they took of Model Rose Smith showing a little nipple…..cuz any bitch willing to show off her tits is worth celebrating, especially when she’s showing her nipple to advance her career based on false promises…”if you just put on this sheer top, people will notice and Victoria’s Secret will call, I promise”….AMAZING…

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2011

06

May

Jennifer Aniston Window To Her Titties of the Day

I am not one to get excited over a bitch showing a little cleavage. I am so desensitized thanks to the internet and I have sex and tits available to me pretty much 24/7 that it’s just not really something that gets me excited….but I think I’m into Jennifer Aniston on a whole other level…like shit’s on some mental shit…if you know what I mean…

It’s like I’d love to watch a Jennifer Aniston sex tape. I’ve loved her tits since Friends. I don’t mind the work she’s had done, it’s subtle and makes her look better than if she was a melting pile of shit of a person, and I love that she’s got this ego, or high standards that leave her unwed, unpregnant and all this other bullshit she pretends she wants, but is too into herself to go out and get…It’s like that cunt behavior I know that comes with her, makes me want to come on her…

So these pictures are nothing special on the surface, but when you scratch that surface, a whole lot of good comes to the surface…if you know what i mean…

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2011

06

May

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’m sure I’ve already posted these….but I’m posting them again, cuz I think Candice Swanepoel is great, I just don’t think Victoria’s Secret photography is. Sure the girls look great, but step your fucking game up. I’m sure I’ve jerked off to this same set 15 years ago, with a gang of different models.

It’s like they just cropped this bitch’s face on Tyra and Heidi Klum and the other pile of bitches who turned Victoria’s Secret into a household catalog, that made them billions while wive’s tried to get good cleavage at a good price via mail order while giving husbands something to aid their secret masturbation in the garage….

There’s so much they could do….to get with the times…even if the hottest pussy still sells product…and never really gets boring…it’s still majorly lacking….step it up.

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2011

06

May

Some Juliette Lewis Crackhead Legs of the Day

I usually spend the time I spend looking at Juliette Lewis on trying to understand her fucked up looking face, which ends up turning into an analysis of how many dude’s she’s fucked, whether she shoots her heroin right into her clit, or if she’s more a speed, meth or crack kind of girl.

I then start wondering how she became an actor, she’s not hot, she looks homeless, or even like Darlene from Roseanne, and so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her body….

Sure, I’ve posted HER BIKINI PICTURES before, but with a face like hers, who has time to focus on her legs…I just get swept up in the idea of finding her in an alley, giving her a few bucks, cumming inside her, and moving on like I do with all the crackwhores…>That’s been her fetish niche all these years….

So I guess today is a new day in Juliette Lewis gawking….from crackwhore fetish to lovely leg fetish…and the whole thing is very confusing.

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2011

06

May

Uma Thurman’s Sexed Up Schweppes Commercial of the Day

I’m guessing Uma Thurman is doing the “I can’t get that much work, but China is willing to pay me 100,000,000 dollars to be in a shitty commercial” hustle….Not that this is an ad from China, but it is an ad, and you know when a celebrity starts doing ads, they’re out for the money.

That said, I don’t know what the fuck Schweppes was thinking lining this bitch up with a part that implies sex on any level, everytime she mentions where she wants to have “schweppes” I crings as I look at her man hands that would make my dick look like more of a clit while in the handjob positions….

And I think to myself, why the fuck didn’t they hire someone for the same amount of money, who the general public actually wants to think about having sex, and not just someone Quentin Tarantino used to make use a strap-on for him in exchange for endless roles in his movie…

You see, this is a major disconnect from what the people want and what the gay marketers think we want.

But watch it anyway, you may like it, you know, with the whole closet case shit you’re going through….

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