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2011

24

May

Rosie Huntington Whitely Does Complex of the Day

The nice thing about Rosie Huntingtong Whitely is that she’s into old bald men…so it gives old bald men hope that one day they’ll get a Rosie Huntington Whitely of their own….all they need is to make millions of dollars, secure a little fame, and the rest of the pieces will fall into place….Until then, they remain, old bald men.

Here she is in a Hot Photoshoot for Complex

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2011

24

May

Lady Gaga Does Best Buy of the Day

I am going to stop hating on Gaga for being a lie. I figure who fucking cares at this point. I can’t bring her down. No one is going to investigative report her to find out the truth that she’s a marketing campaign for a record label to target the gays gone right…and in some calculated way…where she pretends to no give a shit or try…is really all contrived like crazy…because people seem to really love her spectacle…and she seems to dress half naked…and despite her hideous face and everything she stands for as she turns the whole world gay…I can’t hate on public appearances outfitted like this….It’s just not in my bag of tricks to ever turn on an ugly chick half naked and crying for attention…who may not even be a chick….cuz that whole half naked thing wins me over…even when there’s deep rooted hatred for the bitch invovled…I don’t understand me. I just know I’m ashamed. Probably something Gaga’s family can relate to…until they see her pay stubs…

This whole thing is insane, and it’s not going away anytime soon. I don’t get it. She’s so fucking vile….I can’t imagine anyone masturbates to this….

All this to say , someone needs to get hot pussy back into pop. Maybe that’ll be my summer project.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

24

May

Selena Gomez in a Bikini Top of the Day

These pictures of Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez in a bikini were sent to me last night. The person who emailed them in was like “Justin Beiber’s Been Working Out!!”, when what really matters in the pics is not how many push ups Beaver Fever can do, it’s that 18 year old Statutory Rapist who hasn’t been charged as a sex offender even though she should, unless Usher Raymond doesn’t let them actually fuck cuz this is an arranged relationship for press, Selena Gmez, is standing next to him in a fucking bikini top, I think that person’s priorities are totally out of whack…

TO See The Rest of the Pictures
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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

24

May

Fergie in a Tight See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know what these pictures of Fergie are from, but I do like how they photoshopped her beard out, I mean I hate looking at hot round asses in see through outfits only to be forced to be reminded of their testicles…

I know the Fergie being a dude thing is old….we should focus on truths…like that she was a gutter meth addict so deep in debt she was about to kill herself….a vulnerable time in which she probably sucked a lot of fucking drug dealer cock…memories of her getting ass raped by debt collectors…in some repressed memories we’d probably all jerk off to…

And that’s what really matters when it comes to Fergie.

Posted in:Fergie

2011

24

May

Julianne Hough Getting Some Male Touch in a Bikini of the Day

The 80s and early 90s made me a tit man, because 80s and early 90s clothes made asses look big and flat. Maybe that’s the reason breast implant sales went up like fucking crazy back then…because even hot asses were being I would have wanted to get pregnant with my mouth were being oppressed and abused into hiding their full potential under a pair of high waisted neon bikini underwear….but for some reason, I’m liking it now. I guess we grow as a person…and I’m pretty sure Julianne Hough doesn’t give a fuck, she is getting work but more importantly, she finally gets to feel a man’s touch, and it has been so long since that happened, thanks to fake dating Ryan Seacrest, so she doesn’t really care how stupid the bitch looks, she just can’t wait to run home to insert things in her box.

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2011

24

May

Lindsay Lohan in her Bikini of the Day

I guess since the SAMANTHA RONSON ALLEGED NUDE PICS ….Lohan had to step her game up….

Here are her troubled for no reason other than her own insecurities cuz bitch had everything handed to her and could have maintained a great life with her great fake tits without becoming the embarrassing messs he is in a bikini…..

Here she is with a prescription bottle….

Here is her bikini – light colored nipple flash….trying to get noticed…trying to get attention…obviously….but she should go for the sex tape instead….


To See More of Her BIKINI Titty Flash cuz I don’t Have the RIghts to the Pics
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

24

May

Jennifer Lopez Freaking Me Out of the Day

I know this looks like a scene from a horror movie….but I’m thinking either her husband is trying to assert his circus performer lookin’ ass, and remind her who owns her, as her career blossoms into something as huge as it once was, or maybe they are showing how much they love each other, because based on her stomach, I’m pretty sure she’s pregnant again and they want the media to know how happy they are that they’ll get to pawn the spawn of what may be satan off onto their nanny.

Not that any of us should care about this, but she is the world’s most beautiful woman according to People, so maybe our priorities are all fucked up…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

24

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the most fucked news of the day is that dead baby portrait on twitter.

Fucked up.

But the GUY CAUGHT MASTURBATING ON A UNITED FLIGHT is pretty good too..

And so are these stories….

That’s what being the premiere news source on the internet does to someone….at least that’s what I’d assume, but I’m not the premiere anything on the internet…except maybe a failure…but that’s not news and this is the stepNEWS is all about……

Study: ‘Sexing Up’ Girls Clothes
You’ve heard the saying, “Sex Sells,” but did you ever think it would apply to clothes marketed toward toddlers?

Facebook Info At Issue in Assault Case
Attorneys for a metro Atlanta man charged with groping a passenger on a Delta flight want to use personal information from the alleged victim’s Facebook page in his defense.

Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck in Ireland
President Obama’s motorcade hit a snag Monday as it pulled out of the U.S. Embassy in Dublin.

Disabled Man Injured During Arrest
Disturbing video has surfaced of an arrest outside a DC Metro station. Two Metro Transit Police officers spotted a man in a wheelchair drinking a beer outside the U Street station Thursday.

Alleged Rapist Lured Women with Jobs
There’s a man being held without bond in the Parker County jail who investigators believe is a serial rapist. They say he’s a con artist who dangled the prospects of a high paying job to prey on women.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

From a reader:

This bitch broke my heart. She doesn’t know what she wants. I spent too many years with her (four, to be exact) and too long missing her. She will ignore me for months and then want to spend time together. Because I’m an idiot guy, I still fall for it or at least I used to. I’m done being her her sidedish. At least she was a good looking piece of ass. She emailed these to me on accident. They were for some new victim she was trying to seduce. They were adressed to both me and them, but the message was aimed at whoever her new male or female friend is. Imagine my surprise when I get an email in the dead of night and see her pussy. I didn’t have the heart to tell her. Too bad, whore. I would love to see these headlining the stepLinks section. Call her Nicole and me Scott.

Good way to start the day as far as I’m concerned – Here are some links…

Zach Galfinakis is January Jones’ Baby Daddy
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Parkour Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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The Best Live Web Cam Shows on the Net
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Waste Your Timw the Best Possible Way
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The 40 Sexiest European Sports Hotties
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Darth Vader Lets Loose
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Christina Hendricks Breasts Are Real, According to Christina Hendricks
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Tahiti Cora is Always Tweeting Slutty Pics
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
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Lisa Lampanelli Has the Last Laugh Against the Westboro United Church and They Are Probably PISSED!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am doing such big things right now- I don’t even want to get into them, they are just huge fucking things that you wouldn’t believe if I told you. Ok fine, I’m lying, that’s just the diabete dillusions talking…fuck you sugar for making me insane….DRINKS.

Lady Gaga SNL Nip Slip
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Pregnant January Jones Showing Off a See Thru Top…Slut…Showing Her Slut Behavior that got her Slut Pussy Cum Filled…
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This is How You See Girls Naked For Free….
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Selena Gomez is Such a Slut
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures of the Day
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Beyonce Slutting Out at the See Through Awards….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Best Live Web Cam Shows on the Net
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Fire Cracker Wake Up! – VIDEO
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
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I Didn’t Know the Crypt Keeper Was On a Book Tour!
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Cam Shows That Will More Than Satisfy You
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Latina Shakes Her Ass on a Web Cam – VIDEO
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Power Ranking the Hottest Coeds of the SEC
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt And Tit Shot That Is Kinda Grossing Me Out
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Janet Jackson’s Body is Bangin Again
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Justin Timberlake Makes Justin Bieber Jokes in Unaired ‘SNL’ Sketch (VIDEO)
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Disney Approves Of Orgies, Who Would Have Thought?
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Julianne Hough Tight Workout Body
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Somebody Bought Princess Bea’s Fallopian Tube Hat For $131,000 and I Don’t Care If The Money Went to Charity, That is Fucking Ridiculous
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Lily Aldridge Bikini Hotness
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Whoops! A Gallery of Mining Mishaps
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Nicki Minaj at the Billboard Awards
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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Runs Her Friend Over With Car After Being “Teased For Having An STD”
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Krystal and Frankie Get It On
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Amateur Porn – Be Your Own Porn Star – VIDEO
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Zach Galifianakis Shut January Jones the Fuck Down
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Anne Hatheway Looks Great When She Covers Up Her Dull Face With Giant Sunglasses
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Young Brunette Rubs One Out
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Brooke Kinsella Has a Bit of a Trashy Vibe and I Like It
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I’ll Never Understand Why Young Chicks Choose to Dress Like 60 Year Olds
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pics From Italy! OW!
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Teen Boobs and Teen Nipples
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Now That’s a Booty Dance
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This Topless Picture of Pippa Middle May Be Fake, But Here It Is Anyways
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Wanna Be Arnold Weightlifter Kid Faints
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Penis Pianists – VIDEO
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You Know I Gotta Say Fergies Faceloft Did Wonders For Her
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Kelli Hutcherson is in Maxim
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Aubrey O’Day Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Small Bikini
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Disney Approves Of Big Sex Orgies
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Lindsay Lohan And Her Bare Tit
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Snooki More Popular Than Jesus
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How Many More Love Children Does Arnold Have?
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Christina Hendricks Has Real Tits – She’s Just Fat
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