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2011

11

Apr

Christina Hendricks Titties on Stage of the Day

Christina Hendricks brought her tits to some stage show she’s doing to legitimize herself as an actual actor, you know in the “artist” sense of the term, so she can tell James Lipton that being the tits on a hit TV show, although lucrative and key to making her a household name, nothing quite resonates her art as being in front of a live audience to interract with via the stage…and she did it all with Dougie Howser MD, post homosexuality and comeback….

Unfortunately, all I see is a fat chick in period lingerie, showing off her fat tits, cuz in the 20s or 30s, this kind of body was considered well fed, wealthy and healhty, as everyone else was dying of the black plague….polio and other great depression good times…like Syphilis…


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2011

11

Apr

Kristen Bell in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

I always thought Kristen Bell was overrated.

I’ve posted her imperfect legs in a bikini before…

I’ve laughed at her in her bikini when she was dating that dude named Dax ….

I’ve laughed at her when she got dumped by that loser…while she was wearing leggings ….

But I’ve never found her interesting, hot, sexy, she’s just real fucking basic at best…and I think these recent pictures of her, a little older, still in a bikini, prove what I’ve always said about her, and that is that she fucking sucks…


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2011

11

Apr

Hip Hop Hooker Topless on Beach of the Day

I’m not a fan of Amber Rose. I don’t think she’s hot, or interesting, or even relevant…One of those people who should be forgotten, who hardly exist, who were just a vagina for a hip hop star to fuck and promote to keep her fucking, that fades into obscurity when he moves on with his homosexuality, leaving her alone, scared and unsure how to stay in the limelight, leading her to run after every other hip hop star she can, only to end up on the beach in topless pics, cuz shit gets noticed, and cuz her thickness, the same thickness that brings all the boys to the yard, makes for some pretty alright, light skinned, black girl tits….

Who really cares….

Posted in:Amber Rose

2011

11

Apr

Kate Bosworth Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

I love me some little titty on a skinny bitch as much as the next guy. I love the idea of bitches tanning topless cuz they know tits aren’t a big deal, they’re just tits. You know on the European kick of why the fuck do I have to wear a bikini top, I didn’t wear one as a child and I’m not going to wear one now, allowing perverts like me to walk around in sunglasses gawking the shit out of them, cuz for some reason, as unexciting as tits are, I love starin at them and no matter how many tits I see, I love staring at them, and no matter how many tits and touch, I love staring at them and what better place than a beautiful beach, next to a beautiful Ocean in Mexico, my native land, to make the whole thing a lot better than looking at the shit in a dingy bar that smells like shit and poverty…

What I don’t get is how the photographer missed the fucking nipple pics, I mean shit, she’s topless on the beach, not even hiding her shit, and for some reason, this is the best picture we get – what a scam.

I call Conspiracy to get attention…..


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2011

11

Apr

Kathy Griffin Horrible Bikini Pictures of the Day


This is unfortunate…but not as unfortunate as the hard truth that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasting against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like…

Her weird skinny body is so fucking offensive I can’t help but wonder what it feels like to fuck it with my mouth….it’s on some Sci/Fi alien shit, where you know you gotta experience everything in life that comes your way, cuz living with the regret of not fucking Kathy Griffin when you had the chance is one of those things that follows you to the grave, you will always say to yourself “I shoulda fucked her when I had the chance”, instead of the “remember the time I fucked Kathy Griffin”, even if she’s an annoying comic in her late 40s, disgusting to look at…it’s the same logic I used when I fucked that tranny…you only live once…why not make it as horrible a life as possible…cuz it’s funny when you look back on it….and the tragedy in all this is that Katy Griffin probably wouldn’t fuck me, like I’m looking at her thinking how disgusting she is, but if we crossed paths, she wouldn’t even entertain getting fucked by me, and I think that makes the whole thing that much more of a fantasy, cuz ugly girls with high standards you break are always the best to cum all over…not that you’ll ever have that chance…but think about that while jerking off to these pics…cuz it’s the only thing that will justify you jerking off to these pics…


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2011

11

Apr

Kate Upton Does Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton does twitter proper. This is exactly what the shit is for….to expose yourself and your inner feelings while perverts who follow you jerk off to you…it’s like the way for a model who normally doesn’t engage with her audience, to really show off her intelligence, and by intelligence I mean drunk teen tits….

You see Kate Upton is 18….She’s been a model since she was 15.

She’s already langed Victoria’s Secret as a gig. She doesn’t mind showing off her tit…that may be the greatest tits available in America, cuz Victoria’s Secret scope this shit out….and she’s only 18…it must be the hormones in the food….and looking at her is almost perverted…which is why you are masturbating right now, aren’t you…I feel kinda gay going down this road and sharing this moment together….

Seriously…this is ridiculous on all fronts…here she is living it up….until the good life takes over or like all busty 18 year olds-puberty sets in and she turns fat…looking back from her trailer park in 10 years remembering the glory days…happy they happened….and so am I.

Nice tits. 18.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

11

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes one news that isn’t news story is enough to satisfy my news that isn’t news needs…

A big scare for an Oak Park family, their toddler was accidentally served alcohol in a kids meal at Applebee’s. After a few swigs from his sippy cup, the 15-month-old boy needed a ride to the hospital.

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2011

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think my morning hangover is a combination of 6 hangovers from the last 6 days and I’m surprised I managed to get out of bed…weak…dizzy…covered in what is either urine or sweat…unable to do my morning pilates class, but ready to take on the week like a real fucking hero…to save the day for people who don’t even read the fucking site but who I think they do…cuz I ignore the fact that 90 percent of the site traffic is people googling “dick farts”… I don’t even know what a dick fart is…who cares – here’s some morning links to start this horrible day…

A Laid Out Babe to Start Things Off
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No Wrong Answer: Who’s Hotter, Pro or College Fans?
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Cam Shows That Are Free and Will Brighten Up a Monday for a Broke Ass Like You
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Lindsay Lohan Hid in the Closet From Her Dada, But I’ll Let You Decide Which of Thoe Two People Are Crazier
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How About some Jessica Rabbit Sluttiness?
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This Prosthetic Leg Paint Job Almost Makes Me Wish I Had a Prosthetic Leg
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Slutty Amateur in the Sex Toy Shop
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You Can Now Add Getting a Baby Drunk to the Long List of Things that Make Applebee’s Amazing
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Posted in:MHD

2011

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still doing this birthday thing. I figure milk it for all the free booze I can get…you know, drive that shit into the ground so deep that even a necrophiliac can’t dig it up and fuck it, even though, despite popular belief, I’m not a teenage girl…but I did see a teenage girls panties today, while walking down the street…she was sitting on a bench like a truck driver in a skirt…it wasn’t hot…but you probably would have freaked out cuz where you’re from, you aren’t allowed to bang 16 year olds…to me, it’s played out….I’d take a granny over that anyday, all that experience and baked goods can’t be matched with tightness….

Speaking of teens, here’s some Teen Girls Fucking each other…
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Here are my stepLINKS….for the weekendss…

LeAnn Rimes is Channeling Her Inner Single White Female
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Trashy Sluts Fight in Denny’s of the Day
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Emma Stone’s a Grocery Whore…..
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Preston from Jackass Being Fat in an Awesome Shirt….
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Cam Sluts to Spend Your Weekend With
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She’s Pretty in Pink In Her Bedroom
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Mila Kunis Brings the Hotness As Always
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Amanda Seyfried Is At A Premiere Again
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Take a Vacation and Meet the Slut Of Your Dreams
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Very Busy
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Self Entitled Bitch of the Day
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Blonde Hottie Gets Herself Off
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Time
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Meredith Viera Pantyhose Upskirt On TV’s THE EARLY SHOW
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Yeah I’d Bang Kat Dennings
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Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Short-Shorts
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Renee Zellweger is So Skinny It’s Kinda Disgusting
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Shenae Grimes is Slutty
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Yeah I’d Bang Rachel Leigh Cook
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The Best Slut Gallery You Will See All Day
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Biggest Dumbasses Ever – VIDEO
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How About Some DJ Sluts
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F*cked Up Mother Of The Day: Woman Accused Of Poisoning Her 7-Month-Old For Attention
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Get a Load of Evelyn and Her Friend
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3D IMAX Porn Opening In Hong Kong Next Week
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January Jones Just Because
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Soccar Slut Gets Herself Off
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Emma Roberts ELLE Magazine Photo Shoot
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Hipster Club Chick of the Day
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Nicki Minaj is Fucking Insane of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Transformers Thriller Dance
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Teen Lesbians Are Having Fun
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Audrina Patridge Just Because
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And On Goes the Black Swan Controversy
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Sexy Arianny Celeste Twitter Action? Yes Please!
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1000 Arrests! Holy Shit
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Iggy Pop Sticks His Dick In J-Lo’s Face
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Some Of Miley Cyrus’ Best Ass Shots
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Guess The Celebrity Tits
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Kim Kardashian Knows How To Back That Shit Up
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Apr

Kate Upton’s Ass in her Pajamas of the Day

Here’s Kate Upton in some pajama pants….

I usually hate when girls wear pajamas…It’s one of those “Please sleep naked, pajamas make me feel like I’m in bet with a 10 year old at a slumber party, cuz there’s nothing hot about ill fitting pajamas, unless you like 10 year olds at a slumber party, which I don’t, but prefer you naked up on me, whether you are cold or not”…it just feels better, is easier to stick it in, and is almost natural, you know who needs bulky shit getting between us…kinda of thing…

That was until today….Kate Upton…Bikini Model..Is amazing…

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