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2011

06

Apr

Cindy Taylor See Through Outfit of the Day

I’ve never heard of Cindy Taylor…But wikipedia has..She’s from Paraguay, but American. She’s a model. She hosted Wild On!. She was in Wedding Crashers….and now she’s on DrunkenStepfather in what may or may not be a see through…because I don’t consider shit see through just cuz I can see bra through it…cuz I know it’s just the fashions of these crazy slutty girls these days…I only consider it a see through if I see nipple when the camera flashes go off….I’m picky like that…

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2011

06

Apr

Rebecca Romijn Stamos at some Event of the Day

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I didn’t know Rebecca Romijn Stamos was still alive..I just assumed she died giving childbirth and based on these pics she might as well has…ohhhhhh dis…..

Emanuelle Chriqui was also at the event with a shirt that went up to her fucking chin…dressed like an orthodox, or an Amish, Mormon, religious weirdo….

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2011

06

Apr

Katy Perry Titty in Concert Pictures of the Day

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Katy Perry is the fucking devil…and she’s also got a horrible fucking body…Tits or not…this bitch is build like a fucking thick beast who has no business being anywhere but working the cash at the church bake sale, but who instead is a money making, shitty music making, shitty performing and awkward dancing monster….I don’t get it.

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2011

06

Apr

Diane Kruger Legs of the Day

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I thought you could see up this German’s skirt…but turns out you can’t….making these pictures pretty much a waste of your time…unless you like the idea of German pussy better than actual German pussy…you know all militant and efficient…cold and humorless…willing to aggressively shit in your mouth while you’re chained to a fucking cellar wall…in which case…enjoy…

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2011

06

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Pants of the Day

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Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….

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2011

06

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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News that isn’t news but that I am glad that happened – cuz it makes me laugh and feel good about not being on the local news for being an idiot again…amazing…

Caught on Tape: McDonald’s manager punches teen employee

Texas Residents Oppose Adult Store
Residents of Bee Cave are upset at the prospect of Planet K, an adult gift shop and smoke shop opening in their community.

Cops Accused of Sexual Misconduct ID’d
Two Chicago police officers accused of sexually assaulting a woman last week while on duty — partners working in the 23rd District — were arrested after the incident, but have not been charged.

Police: Mom Hits Daughter With Car
Police say this woman struck her 17-year-old daughter with her vehicle following a heated argument.

Students OD on cold medicine
MELROSE – In Melrose, one Middle School student and one High School student had to be taken to the hospital to have their stomachs pumped after overdosing on cold medication to get high.

Car plunges six floors in Orlando
A car fell from the sixth floor of a parking garage with the driver inside.

Man broke into homes during funerals
BROCKTON – A Bridgewater man who admitted to bringing his 4 year-old with him while breaking into houses is now accused of ripping off people who were in mourning.

Beer increases odds of stomach cancer
It looks like the harder you hit the keg, the more you raise your chance of developing stomach cancer.

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2011

06

Apr

Mariah Carey Pregnant and Naked of the Day

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People have been bugging me about posting naked or half naked pregnant chicks the last couple of days…

I want to say it was in anticipation for these Mariah Carey naked and pregnant pictures on the cover of Life & Style or whatever this magazine is, but that would be a lie since I didn’t know this was coming…in reality I forgot Mariah Carey was even pregnant…and when I first saw this shit…and I mean shit…I thought she was just getting bold and finally was accepting of her really disgusting and fat body…you know strip it down to prevent another nervous breakdown…..but instead she’s just trying to celebrate her womb and share it with all her fans…cuz she’s a cunt like that…a knocked up cunt…that reminds us that only liars think pregnancy is a beautiful thing….

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2011

06

Apr

The Saturdays in their Bikini of the Day

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Here’s the UK Band of Sluts who Make Shitty Music trying to make it in AMerica by getting into bikinis as a group…because you know that all girl bands spend their free time together as a group on the beach together…frolicking in the fucking water like they are best friends…even though before they made the band they didn’t know each other…they just auditioned together and were thrown into the mix together…

The good news is that it starts with staged bikini pics, then comes the pussy and tit flashing, then comes the group sex tape…and it is all in the name of makin’ shitty hits that sell records…

Either way….who cares…bikinis and sluts dying for attention are always a good mix…

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2011

06

Apr

Summer Glau in the Worst Kind of Topless of the Day

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I fucking hate when these magazines try to sex up a bitch by getting her half naked, but catering to her needs as someone who doesn’t want to be half naked, cuz that will ruin their image to the losers who watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, who are either virgins or trying to learn the English language cuz they just moved here from a remote island and don’t know better…

You see, there’s nothing topless about this shit cuz she’s covering up more than if she had a fucking shirt on. If you’re gonna get topless at least be fucking topless, I’m not saying show the world your nipples, I get that you want to stay wholesome for the weirdo who thinks you are his bride as he masturbates in his mom’s basment plotting how he is gonna stalk you, but at least do shit with a little more fucking body in it…she might as well be posing in a cardboard box peaking her fucking head out…and maybe that’d be more erotic you know cuz of the whole bag lady fetish I know you all have…

I get the whole naughty girl…waiting for you to come home to show you what her dad taught her in the backyard at the campground that summer…but seriously, I need more ass and tittis in my lad mag…but here’s your preview that may be just a tease to something good…

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2011

06

Apr

Mimi Anden Ass and Titties in the Mechanic of the Day

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If you’re into watching the guy who fucks Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the new Megan Fox, who I can only assume your transformers loving ass is in love with, violate some other poor unsuspecting bitch in a movie cuz she’s getting paid, despite being bald, a fate worse than death on the sex appeal chart, unless the bitch with real daddy issues had a bald dad, and for some reason mistaken as the new Vin Diesel, you’ll be more than happy to see this Mimi Anden bitch in The Mechanic showing some Ass and titty…

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