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2022

15

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Topless of the Day

They are saying that this is a leaked Vanessa Hudgens nude, that is technically a topless pic but cropped so hard it’s barely a topless pic, that I’d assume was an intentional leaked nude to get a thrill of an onlyfans girl knowing she’s not going down that road yet since her mainstream career is doing well and she doesn’t want to walk away even though she’d make supid money selling her nudes we know she loves taking

When looking at her unfiltered face that she normally does up so hard, making a little too real to those of use who live our lives behind a computer screen and forget what actual women look like, it’s probably far more mortifying than if it was a video of her dolled up and fisting herself.

That’s how vanity works in a porn generation, sex acts are seen as clout, the more shocking the better, but no make-up, not filter, actual bag under the eye, wrinkle on the forhead faces, are SHAMEFUL.

There may be some top of nip on one of the tit, and this may not be Vanessa Hudgens at all just a lookalike crackhead taking a shot..but I’ll still look, because Hudgens was the first of the celebs with leaked cell phone nudes, commanding my respect at the time, and I will forever have that one sided bond with her, no matter how rough looking and cheesy she gets, since she’s a Disney kid and by definition is cheesy…..but never too cheesy, not even in smell, to turn me off of her hairy box…unshowered is delicious even when it’s gross.

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2022

15

Aug

January Jones Still Trying Hard in a Bikini of the Day

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Industry superstar that no one really gives a fuck, but who got herself an instagram, so that she can be like the other bitches no one gives a fuck about, and post salacious pics of their tits to get the attention they feel they deserve, even in their 40s, January Jones, the single mother who never revealed to the world who her baby daddy is, but we assume it’s Jason Sudeikis or someone else who pays her to shut the fuck up, probably more lucrative than her acting career, since she hasn’t really done anything since Mad Men, but use her tits on social media to remind you that she has tits, which even when her old face is erased or buffed out by filters, like an old car about to be sold at auction, is a good thing cuz of tits.

This old lady bikini is likely not age appropriate, but if a set of tits wants to be half naked with the tits out for the internet, we would be assholes to not jerk off to them or at least sexualize them by leaving comments that will definitely not get you invited to her birthday party on her feed, because she’s obviously feeling down on herself and nothing a little “nice tits” or “burry me with those tits”…..or “mama” won’t fix!

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2022

15

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I’ve had 17 COVID shots and I’ve just tested positive for covid, but I am grateful for having the vaccine, because without it, the symptoms would be so much worse and I’d never have such an intimate relationship with all these auto-immune diseases that my immune system were keeping at bay, until being rattled by gene therapy that got me producing spike proteins indefinitely…….

These are some medical workers who are smart enough to get naked on the internet because they are on the frontlines, our heroes, who know that society is either going to collapse after the insanity we all went through and that I guess they are still pushing on us in weird tyrannical ways……you still can’t cross the border into the USA or Canada without a shot that has proven to not work……and they still tried to fire a group of people, women included, even in these support women times, black women included, even in these support black lives time, single moms, all for not wanting some shot that they didn’t need for working COVID wing the entire pandemic………..

It was fucked up that people praised them, then tried to throw them in the trash, but at least some of them figured out to use the hype to get the nudes out there, so that they can live a life of less bullshit rules and regulations that make no sense and that if you don’t participate they way they want you to, you’ll be kicked to the fucking curb to fucking starve.

Health care workers may be heroes, they may also be demons trying to get your kids on puberty blockers, but whatever they are, they are better nude and fetishized, because I am a pervert and everything is better nude, even when it’s not.

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2022

15

Aug

Maria Menounos Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is pretty much off my radar of Greek Assholes that double as vaginas, it’s a cultural thing, they invented anal, despite what these only fans models think about their blown out assholes that shit has been done, left smeared on bedsheets and cocks in a tale as old as time…

The entertainment news clickbait, eye candy who retired to start some fucking Podcast network that’s likely made her a millionaire is by the pool doing a thirst trap, with her big womanly ass.

She must be in her 40s now, but that waist to hip ratio is one of fertility, even if she’s chose career over ruining her body and life with kids, like a standard heathen who likely wanted more out of life than to be a bootleg MARY HART.

She’s not immune to thirst trapping, no girls in bikinis are, I mean they got to the whole trouble of stripping down into a bikini by the pool, doing a casual bootleg SI Swim pose with her hair in her hands like she’s about to get railed at the sex party while her husband cuckolds in the corner, is the LEAST she can do.

I do remember years ago, her pussy escaped her bikini for the paparazzi, to which I celebrated it as being virginal, since her Greek asshole was her pussy, that’s where the cocks go, and to this day, I still believe that…..

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2022

15

Aug

Denise Richards Butthole of the Day

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I guess Denise Richards being on OnlyFans trying to milk her last fans out of money on a monthly basis in exchange for pretty fucking weak pictures of her asshole in the pool, is not all that shocking, since I was told she got her start as a hooker working for Heidi Fliess, unless that was someone else, but I am pretty sure it was Denise, an old fashioned reformed hooker who never quite lost her hooking skills, or her ability to monetize her sex, even after landing basically ONE movie role in her entire career, before marrying super rich pervert, Charlie Sheen, who you can assume did some weird shit while getting AIDS from pornstars during their marriage. Aids that she’s never confirmed having, but that you’d probably want to swab her asshole to find out before buying her dirty old lady panties all full of vaginitis, hormone cream and menopause drippings…….YUM, we call that Thanksgiving dinner where I’m from.

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2022

15

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS – because you already have empirical evidence that they don’t just fuck, but thy also creampie, coupled with knowing they are either exhausted, too busy for bullshit and definitely not willing to have you kid for you, hell, she may not even ask your name after she offers to fuck you in the bar bathroom on the one night she gets to go out in the year because as a mother she understands efficiency and time management.

I used to be grossed out by MILFs until realizing that they are in their 20s and 30s and not the old blown out pussies of the past.

I used to fear a mom pussy before realizing that fisting is a great alternative to sex when your penis doesn’t work.

I used to think that a mom would be too busy with her kids to have time to eat my ass, but the truth is you want her too busy with her kids so that when she makes time for you, she goes straight to eating ass, plus all those diaper changes makes her less scared of feces than her miserable, unhappy, single, dating app, equivalent.

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2022

15

Aug

Halle Berry Blue Haired Lesbian of the Day

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I guess Halle Berry is doing the whole aging gracefully thing by busting her tits out in a tank top like an 18 year old who decided to invest her college fund into building up her social media platform and personal brand because she knows it will pay more.

If you look past the tits, not that you’d want to, not that you should, you’ll see an older neck, but an even older hair color because shit’s gone grey, as it does when women get older and it probably shouldn’t even be pointed out, it’s just the way she looks, but you know the media is running with it hard with “OMG FIERCE” or whatever the lame ass white girl instagram compliment is these days, even though Halle Berry is only half white, something she down plays when winning Oscars as a black woman, since she identifies as black, it’s all so confusing.

Anyway, I like grey hair on women who naturally have grey hair because I hate fake shit in a fake world of fakeness, including hair dyes and tits, so grey hair, even when it looks like a fucking cartoon characters hair, like in this case……is fine, if you bother looking away from the tits……which you shouldn’t.

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2022

15

Aug

Christina Milian Hard Nips and a Canadian Tuxedo of the Day

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I don’t find Christina Milian that interesting, so naturally, I’ll do a Christina Milian post as the first post of the week, after a weekend of not being on the computer, when there are probably 1000s of more relevant hotter bitches looking sluttier, and there are 100s of thousands if not millions of hotter chicks who are less relevant, looking sluttier, almost making the whole celebrity slut being shameless for likes and follows irrelevant, assuming you consider one hit wonder Milian a celebrity, which I don’t.

Sure, she’s got millions of followers she’s posted a lot of titty pics to get, sure she was a Disney kid and made millions off her slutty coming of age transition into the mainstream to separate herself from Disney, while still likely being owned and handled by Disney, it’s a formula they use, and sure she’s got writing credits through her producer first husband on some serious hit songs, but ultimately, she’s fucking boring, even with a hard nip out, BUT it is still a hard nip and it should not be ignored, like all the other hard nips out there in this world of narcissistic exhibitionism.

I guess you can draw some positive messaging from this, if you’re an old broad, don’t give up on trying to be jerked off to, if you have tits, don’t waste an opportunity to show them off. Life lessons they likely teach in kindergarten, hence all the dudes getting on hormones to grow their own tits out….it starts at school.

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2022

15

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t think that Breast feeding women in public is a bad thing, it’s a normal thing, and ladies have tits that I am more than happy to have pulled out for any fucking reason. Just this weekend I saw a series of full fucking tits in shirts that were barely shirts and no one was complaining, even the fat chick in the weird lazy bra that was spilling out in ways that seemed unnatural, even though they were way too natural, so I doubt that that whole “free the nipple” in public to feed your baby is a thing, it’s something bitches have done forever, and sure, maybe it’s gross in theory, at a restaurant you’re at with your granny, and tits get pulled out at the table next to you in protest of “I will not feed my baby in a bathroom, the world is my self involved feeding station for my important self and baby”…like I could see some uptight people thinking it’s inappropriate to do in the middle of some public experience, but not enough for it to become some bullshit online activsm, but if you want to get normal ladies thinking they are revolutionaries by pulling out there tits, I’m all for it…FREE THE NIP motherfuckers.

Speaking of breast milk, I was thinking about all the alpha dudes out there who lift weights looking for breast milk on the black market for the HGH and I got to thinking about raw cow milk and the fight of vegans to end people consuming dairy. So I ended up on some deep dig into RAW milk vs pasteurization, which is basically the boiling all the good shit out of milk, to keep you all sick, while making it illegal to purchase milk from a dairy farmer directly. Raw Milk is more contraband that opiates in Canada……

Since I think every corporation, law and bureaucracy is part of the Satanic agenda, from Doritos and other shitty fast foods to Pasteurizing Milk, it turns out that the pasteurization of milk actually destroys all the health benefits of milk, like the growth hormones, probiotics, immune strengthening enzymes, vitamins, etc…..and instead it just makes you sick……..

BUT TRUST THE SCIENCE and law makers while I look at the tits, that probably aren’t pumping out good milk, with vaccines and SSRIs, bad diets and pollution, we can assume titty raw milk is poison now, but that are still tits being pulled out, sexualized for their natural function, which is always more fun than when they sexualize shitting.