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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

21

Mar

Taylor Momsen Channels Dakota Fanning in the Runaways of the Day

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I saw the Runaways because I am a pervert and the idea of teen rockers in lingerie may not be all that sexy to me, but the masturbation seen with Kristen Stewart telling a bitch to get off to Farrah Fawecet’s hair (pre-death) kinda was, even if Kristen Steward reminds me of a dude you’d meet in the woods out back of a trailer park killing squirrels while smoking meth and taking a fucking shit.

So I know that Taylor Momsen is ripping off that Joan Jett hustle, as much as she’s milking the fact that she’s 17 as hard as she can to generate some buzz before she turns 18 and everyone sees how much she looks like Lady Gaga with her weak chin and all…and the whole thing is boring, especially when the pussy she’s dyking out with looks like she’s either a mom of 4, a checkout girl at WalMart who’s been stealing all the broken chocolate bars they can’t sell, or just real down with fast food. Clearly Momssen was looking for someone who wasn’t as hot as her who would steal the show…and this is the best she could come up with…

It’s boring, but I guess this is growing up in Hollywood in the most obvious of ways… FOLLOW ME

This act is a little too obvious, I want a little more creativity or vagina in publicity stunts….


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2011

21

Mar

Tits on TV of the Day

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I like tits on TV. I don’t think it is revolutionary. If anything I think it’s long overdue, cuz all this censorship pisses me off, we should all embrace our primal animal instinct, but for some reason, religion fucked with that, and made sex a bad thing…

But at least the internet is forcing mainstream media to progress, even if mainstream media owns 98 percent of the internet and control 100 percent of the ad dollars.

I like the concept of the show Shameless. I haven’t really seen it. I know it’s another UK made USA rip off, but drunken deadbeat is kinda my thing, so how could it be bad, it’s getting our plight out there…

Either way, shit is uncensored and here are:

Emmy Rossum’s great Tits with Amy Smart talking about being fat when she used to be so skinny while wearing a Bra

And Laura Wiggins….getting down with William H. Macy on some porn site….

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2011

21

Mar

Anja Rubik’s Tits for I-D Magazine of the Day

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i-D Cover Anja Rubik from Kloss London on Vimeo.

Here is a video of model Anja Rubik topless , showing off her model tits, for I-D magazine, because fashion has this nudity thing down proper.

They manage to get bitches topless who wouldn’t be willing to get topless if I asked them to do it for the internet prior to their model career, but who do it now cuz it’s part of the job that allows their otherwise talentless asses to make tons of money and get tons of perks like the good life they’d never have if they didn’ go topless, it’s like they’ll let people take pics of them doing anything, as long as it is masked as fashion or art, hilarious….

More importantly the fashion industry make billions of dollars with nudity and they don’t get flagged as porn, they get flagged as fashion, while I get flagged as porn just for linking their shit…making totally no fucking sense…

It is so confusing, yet amazing… FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Line Bikini Pics of the Day

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I am such a relevant site that nobody reads….you know finger on the pulse of sluts in bikini I don’t care about or some shit….

I posted some of these pictures of Kelly Brook posing for her bikini line last weeek, and no body even noticed….

I guess she’s doing all she get before she gets too old and fat to wear bikinis…you know so she has something to fall back on when all her showing off her natural tits for money money dries up with her pussy……cuz in 10 years no one will want to see her ex model body half naked, except maybe me, cuz I like that kinda shit, that’s old and sloppy, ending her cashflow and forcing her to kill herself by eating tons of pills like she was Anna Nicole Smith…..

So she is strategically started up a bikini line that she will draw attention to with her still relevant body, building the brand and hoping it makes her billions like she was Jessica Simpson at K-Mart…..even though people from the UK aren’t meant to wear bathing suits, but are meant to sweep chineys…the whole thing is very backwards…. FOLLOW ME

So here are the rest of the pics I started to post last week…I’m on top of my shit like that…and by shit I mean my wife cuz she’s more comfortable than my bed.

Here are some other pics that don’t look quite like a bikini to me….but are still half naked…

Update you don’t care about hearing – Kelly Brook is Pregnant -I don’t keep track of polluted uterus news, but if I did this post would be about taking in these tits, cuz hips like this never NEVER bounce back from pregnancies….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

21

Mar

Hayden Panettieres Little Cleavage of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere sexed it up for some Boxing match she went to.

It’s one of those raised by a vain opportunistic whore and coming to terms with your destiny, but more importantly it’s gotta do with getting fucked hard by a massive man, who probably tears her pussy apart and makes her cum like a fountain, squirting everywhere, you know her 50-80 percent urine girls tell guys is female ejaculation, that one cup of coffee before making it happen, will prove to you it’s all piss and female ejaculation is a myth created by girls who wanted to feel like dudes with an exploding orgasm, it’s some lesbian shit…cuz girls who are getting properly fucked on the regular, tend to dress sluttier….girls who are getting their period also tend to dress sluttier…so maybe these pictures are just of her ovulating…

Point being, he’s Russian, a Boer and practically 7 feet tall, so even if he has a small dick for his size, it’s still probably still bigger than her head…and dude most intensely throw her the fuck around like a little fuck toy….Making them the circus freak couple….and here are her little tits on her little frame pullin some midget porn fantasies out of her Russian circus vagina…

Good times. Now stare at her strongman tits. FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

Katherine Heigl is Disgusting in a Bikini of the Day

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I have never found Katherine Heigle to be anything but the pig woman that she is. I always found it funny when they made her the love interest in movies, because it just wasn’t believable, there’s no way she was ever the love interest, she’s more the kind of girl you accidentally got pregnant and got stuck with. I get that the film studios are trying to cast people the public can relate to, and American women are fat as fuck, but seriously, I think Hollywood was a hell of a lot more classy, interesting, something to envy, when it held unrealistic expectations of people, you know back in the 40s, when the stars were actually stars and not just bitches you wonder how they ended up where they are, and in Heigls case, it’s safe to assume she ate herself there…

Here she is in a bikini looking like shit, smoking like a good mother would, sloppy bodied cuz the only workout she gets is when her heart rate goes up from the nicotene…

Speaking of nicotene, I am coincidentally wearing my wife’s patch today, not cuz I smoke, but cuz I’m out of bath salts to smoke, and I’m all about not being sober.

Here are the Heigl pics, unfortunately big tits aren’t all that great when the rest of the bitch is big too..swimming in her towel to cover her dumpy ass is appreciated, but next time, maybe bitch should keep that mom body locked up in the room contemplating suicide instead of this stunt. FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman for the Virgins of the Day

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I realize the majority of dudes coming to sites like this aren’t dudes who get laid…cuz dudes who get laid are too busy on facebook and other sites recruiting pussy to fuck…instead of looking at pictures of useless bitches who they don’t have access to fuck…

You see, I’m not a fanboy. I don’t like comic books. I don’t like action movies. I don’t even like celebrity pussy. I just like pussy…and some weird choices in my internet life let me to having an anti celebrity hate filled celebrity site…but I just can’t keep up with this shit…cuz I am far more interested in spending my days trying to convince homeless people to fuck on camera for a case of beer, or more importantly convincing 18 year old girls to pose nude for me in hopes of getting famous after putting up ads in every college offering my services as a Math tutor during exam time, even though I don’t know shit about math…

What I’m getting at is that I can’t imagine or understand why people care about this massive chick with a massive head dressed like the new Wonder Woman, but I can’t understand a lot of things when it comes to pop culture…I’m not saying I’m all fringe and shit, I’m just saying, Wonder Woman was done in the 70s, let’s leave it there and move onto better things, with better looking girls…cuz this Xena Warrior Princess meets Chyna from the WWF hybrid in a Wonder Woman costume sucks and the fact that you care about it, or are jerking off to it sucks harder. People like you shouldn’t exist.

Seriously, she got the face of a pile of shit, a body like Khloe Kardashian, a PVC costume that looks better on a stripper who lets you fuck her for an extra 100 bucks, this is all so fucking lame and I’m mad I took part in it….. FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Showing Off Her Body of the Day

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The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that before she exchanged hosting lessons for pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend for 2 years, she was naked all over Playboy…meaning that now that she’s on G4TV for the nerds, replacing that useless cunt Oliva Munn, you know slowly making the move to the mainstream like a modern day Jenny McCarthy, is that you can always cross reference her stupidity with her nude pics….and for some reason watching a bitch on TV when I know what her implants looked like before they were implants, but more importantly I know what her pussy looks like , photoshopped maybe, but last I checked it was all slit, making me like her more than if I had to wonder….I’m a lazy man and like being served…and this bitch does it and you gotta like that in a woman…especially when her body looks like this…

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t watch G4TV and she may be a totally annoying cunt, but in pictures she works for me, and her cunt is far from annoying to look at….

Here she is on Twitter doing some Furry Fetish shit…but more importantly doing her TV and Twitter career right… FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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News that isn’t news…cuz real news is depressing….unless you find depressing things funny…in which case the real news is comedy…and the stepNEWS is depressing…..Either way, I’m confused. Thanks hard drinking in a bar where there hot chick was still ugly, and the skinniest chick still fat….and I’m still recovering. Thanks stepNEWS for inspiring, even if I am the only one inspired!

Video: Sports Reporter Nearly Run Over
Reporters sometimes face dangerous situations in the field, covering live events. Check out what happened to a San Diego reporter covering the NCAA championship in Tucson. He’s almost ran over by a car!

Police: Mother Gave Child Four Loko
A woman is in jail after police say she allowed her 1-year-old child to drink the alcoholic beverage Four Loko and left the child unattended.

Police Investigate Sexting Case at HS
Police are investigating how a nude picture of a Cedar Park High School student has been spread around throughout the student body.

Mom arrested after daughter gets tattoo
Child abuse or poor judgment, that’s what the State Attorney in Volusia County is trying to decide after a mother was arrested for allowing her 14-year-old daughter to get a tattoo.

AZ Teen, Man She Met Online Found
Police have found a missing southern Arizona teenager with a Utah man she met online. Officers say they found 14-year-old Ashley Kingsbury and 19-year-old Jordan Anthony on a beach in Galveston.

Beauty Queen’s Bikini Pics ‘Unusable’ After Weight Gain
A pageant organizer who dethroned a Texas beauty queen says the 17-year-old’s weight gain made her bikini pics unusable.

Student Brings Cocaine to DC School
Four elementary school students either sniffed or swallowed cocaine brought to school by a classmate Thursday, district officials said, but they were fine aside from sore throats.

Caught on Tape:
Detention officer attacked
Shocking video is released from the Charleston County Detention Center. The video shows a detention officer repeatedly punching a female suspect in the face during a booking last December.

Beer Has Health Benefits
Every Thursday, the FOX Medical Team brings a special report that affects many populations throughout the U.S.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

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I’m always hungover, so it is what is it is, you know just feelin’ normal, and if I didn’t get drunk last night, I’m sure I’d feel worse, so here’s my my morning hangover dump, to remind you hangover’s aren’t bad, cuz they mean you did good the night before, no matter how much blood is in our stool…. FOLLOW ME

Sexy Grandma’s Satisfaction – VIDEO
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The Weirdest Athlete Television Appearances – VIDEOS
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Because Horny Sluts Will Make Yor Monday Better
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What You Can Do with your Crappy Bracket Now. Burning It Is Just Too Simple.
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And Here Come the Natalie Portman Nudes
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A Fail Compilation Always Brightens My Shitty Existance
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Say Hello to the Guzman Twins, Oh Man
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Skinny Chick Plays with Her Pussy in Public
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What do Paris Hilton, Bruno Mars and the DA That Prosecuted Them for Drug Possesion All Have in Common? they Have All Been Arrested for Drug Posession.
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