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2011

11

Mar

Kim Kardashian in Leather Pants of the Dy

Little known fact. Kim Kardashian makes me money. Sure it’s not much money, cuz this site sucks, but it is enough to get drunk at least twice a month, which means in a weird way, Kim Kardashia pretty much works for me….or maybe that means I work for her…because everytime I post on her, it gives her attention, even if only to a handful of half retarded people, it’s still some stamp of approval I don’t like doing….

Little known fact. Kim Kardashian is fat as fuck. That body is some sloppy mess marketed to be a good thing, but definitely not a good thing, cuz it makes girls who would otherwise have eating disorders if their idols were who they were supposed to be, and not lazy, talentless, whores, you know like back when fat chicks weren’t famous for nothing, to order that other piece of cake.

Little known fact. I tweet Kardashian daily, cuz she knows how this game works and hasn’t unblocked me cuz she knows how the game works, even though I only have a handful of half retarded followers.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still want to taste her fat chck asshole after a day in these pants sweating, but I have no standards. If anything, I’m disgusting. I also don’t think this ass is all that great to look at, especially when this bitch didn’t strap herself down in spanx hard enough for this pant choice, and the heels she’s wearing that can’t get any higher to make any fucking sense..

Who cares. There are more important things going on in the world.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

11

Mar

Amanda Seyfried For Marie Claire UK of the Day


I am a fan of Amanda Seyfried when she’s out promoting movies, cuz she decides to shower. It’s a little step she takes that makes her look as fucking amazing as she has the capability of looking, her little elf ears and all, but the rest of the year, bitch looks like a dumpy homeless chick with a stinky pussy I’d still like to taste, cuz I may or may not be in love with her and we may or may not be connected at the soul….clearly the best thing to hit the internet or hollywood since Lohan….Seyfried was the real Mean Girls star…

Here she is in Marie Clarie UK….steppin’ it up for movie sales…cuz that’s just the kind of whore she is…

This Post is Dedicated to the Memory of the Guy who pictched Toshiba on an Earthquake Stopping Machine but who got fired…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

11

Mar

Alyssa Milano Self Shot Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Here is a picture of Alyssa Milano ruining the concept of self shot pics….they say she’s a social media expert celebrity who blocked me on twitter along with everyone who doesn’t like my twitter earthquake coverage , but she’s doing these self shot pics all wrong…and not just cuz she’s pregnant and pregnancy is digusting…but because she’s not fucking naked.

I appreciate the fact that she’s using the hipster photographer app for her pics…but I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s not showing her hipster bush…that I know is a serious bush strictly based on her arm hair…

Pregnant or not, if you’re gonna take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror, you gotta do it right…and that’s naked…

I’m an expert on these things cuz I spend 90 percent of my day looking at self shot pics, or recruiting girls to take them, the other 10 percent of my day is spent shitting, crying, trying to masturbate- usually all at the same time…


This Post is Dedicated to our Fallen Soldiers in Japan. Support our Troops.

Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2011

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie Eve Martinez here. How’s life, gang?

I woke up this morning to a message on my cell phone full of mumbling and yelling about earthquakes, tsunamis and supplies  and other complete inaudibility that can only come  from a drunk friend or, in my case,  family member calling you in a panic at a completely inappropriate time.

My ringer was off so I missed the call, but the call was from Jesus and the time was close to 7 am and if I know him at all, he is in jail for being found passed out in an inflateable dingy boat n the camping section of  Wal Mart after,trying to get supplies for a tidal wave of water that isn’t even going to hit the coast of where we live.

Somewhere in there, I made out the words ‘Morning Links’, so here they are.

We Can All Agree That a Hot Blonde Makes the Start of Our Friday Better
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College Football’s Hottest Fans: All 120 Schools Ranked
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Spend Your Weekend With the Kind of Girls That Aren’t Why to Show Off
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Laurie Young is a Model That is totally Stalk Worthy
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And MORE Kate Upton Hotness
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Sexy Rubiks Cube Solver
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Cyn Santana is Curvy and I Like It
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Christmas Comes Early This Year, in the Form of This Slut
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Dov Charney is a Pervert and He May Have Just Raped a Former Employee of His, Who is Now Suing Him
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2011

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried talking in emoticons today – at least on – turned out it was a huge hit – people love my emoticons better than they love my broken bad english

No – not this bad english….

I feel like I’ve done that bit before….think of it as a re-run…I’m like two and a half man on all day and shit…Drunk off whiskey….Naughty girls everywhere…except here…

Huh?

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Kate Upton Titty in a Bikini Outtakes…
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Tranny Taco Shop Fight! Holy Shit!!
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Pamela Anderson Going Through Security At LAX: Get Out The Gloves!!!
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Lindsay Lohan’s Tit
Sofia Vergara Big Tits Tiny Bikini = Perfect
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Amanda Bynes In Tiny Skirt Showing Off Her Ass
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More Pics of Lindsay and Her Tits Went to Court Again
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Mila Kunis And Jennifer Lawrence Are a Great Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Sophie Turning Hot Body
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Because Even a Guy Like You Can Get Laid in a Place Like This
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Seriously, What WON’T These Chicks Do?
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Toys Make Anything You Do More Fun, Especially These Toys
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Charlie Sheen Once Shot Kelly Preston in the Arm With a Gun. What the FUCK?!
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Kelly Brooke Has One Hot Camel Toe
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Robin Wright Penn is Still Completely Bangable, Sean Penn is an Idiot
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Isla Fisher, Erin Andrews, Petra Nemcova, Bar Refaeli, Elle Macpherson Oh My
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Minka Kelly Beach Godess
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Maria Menounos – black bikini pussy lip slip
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Here’s Comes the Lawsuit! Charlie Sheen is Out For Blood
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Australian Actress Samara Weaving Has One Hot Surfer Body
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This Chick and Her Tits Make good Use of Twitter
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here’s the Next Carl Lewis and By Carl Lewis I Mean Fat Kid Thinking He Can Be on the Track Team – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Naked Joey Hart
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Caught On Camera: Bobbi Kristina Has A Sex Tape!
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Perfect Little Blonde Teen Stips for Her Boyfriend After Curfew
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Jessica Right and Bree Barrett Get It On
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Now THESE Are Fucking Machines
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What I Would give to Bang Lydia Hearst
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Teen Lesbians Get Their Fingering On
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Emma Miller’s 100 Sexiest shoot For FHM
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Short Shorts of Short Skirt? I Can’t Tell
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Vanessa Hudgens and Birttany Snow, Who Would You Rather
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Dumbass Robbers Are Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oh Jeez, Charlie Sheen Did a Funny of Die Video
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Hot Chick Dancer Ends Up Pantyless. Whoops – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Heather Starlet is Hot in Blue
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10 of the worst TV character names ever broadcast
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Happy Birthday Bow Wow: A History Of The Rapper’s Bangin Beauties
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More About Christina Aguilera Being a Fat Drunk
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Kirstie Alley Big Fat And Apparently Organic
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Lohan In Leather Brings Her Boobs To Court…Again
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Britney Spears New Thong Pics. Looking Totally Fappable
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

10

Mar

Kate Moss Still Models of the Day

Kate Moss brought her polluted vagina out in a leotard for some fashion show. I hope they equipped the shit with Saran Wrap like they do on new bathing suits, in a “no don’t worry you can take this home with you” kinda way, cuz I’d hate to be the fresh faced model who is forced to wear the sample again for a photoshoot, only to have Pete Doherty remnants dripping down her leg 4 to 6 weeks later.. Needle sharing, groupie sex, rockstar loving pussy is not something you want to rub against, unless of course you are me, who would wear that leotard and/or her vagina as a gas mask walking into a fucking chemical warzone, but I don’t respect my body, but I’d love to respect Kate Moss’….ideally with my tognue..

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

10

Mar

Rihanna’s Ridiculous Ass Pants of the Day

We get it Rihanna, you’re trying to get noticed like you were the next Lady Gaga, even though you were before Lady Gaga, but don’t have the marketing appeal, cuz instead of pretending to have a dick, you just piss off your dick and make him teach you a lesson, like a lot of Island girls who don’t know their place cuz all of a sudden they make too much money usually need, only to turn on him, sell him out and bore the public into feeling sorry for you and not cuz you are you, but cuz you are a battered women, even though you deserved it….

But like any dude, I can appreciate this hustle. It doesn’t make me like you, respect you or give you my approval I know you so badly seek, but it does make me want to fuck you before leaving you tied to a tree deep in the forest to test your survival skills…

Amazing costume design….Next stop porno movie!

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

10

Mar

Lohan’s Left Tit Go To Court of the Day

I haven’t been following the Lindsay Lohan story at all..I just don’t care cuz I’ve replaced my soul mate from Lindsay Lohan to Amanda Seyfried after Lohan totally went weird and boring…seriously, any story that has to do with her fucking sucks, she’s an amazing set of tear drop implant titties gone horribly wrong, she’s had the potential to do sex tapes, hot movie roles, really exploit herself like her parents and everyone around her have been exploiting herself, but instead, she went to rehab, became obsessed with a really unattractive controlling chick, and now all she’s got going for her is her left breast in a tight dress in court…Sucks to be Lohan…but it what sucks more is that Lohan’s not suckin’ no more…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

10

Mar

Mila Kunis Not Showing Her Vagina of the Day

Here’s are some pictures of Mila Kunis not showing her pussy, but she should be…this whole hiding from the camera shit’s not hot, unless you’ve got rape fantasies, in which case these may be your thing, you know, bitch not looking you in your face, fighting you off cuz you’re penis is unwanted, but she’s weak cuz the roofies just kicked in, but maybe I’m just reading into shit a little too much…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

10

Mar

Liz Hurley Old Lady Street Walker of the Day

Liz Hurley is some hot old lady tits who owns a bikini line, but who won’t get in a bikini, and show her bikini line, I assume she waxes in hopes of feeling youthful like a 7 year old in her bedroom for her billionaire husband…probably cuz she’s not a busty 20 year old model who gets movie roles she once was and that aging shit fucks her up at her core….you know insecure about her mom body….but based on these pictures looks better than most bodies…maybe it’s just cuz she’s wearing black and shit is slimming according to my highschool Home Ec class I volunteered to teach for the pussy, but maybe I’m just down with old ladies holding onto their youth, especially when they walk the streets like common whores, when I know they are all fancy and use perfumed lotions on their pussies and shit back at her castle….AMazing

Posted in:Liz Hurley