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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Does Ryan Phillippe of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried was on a date with the dad she’s fucking…or rumored to be fucking….or staged for the public to think they are fucking cuz they have the same representation…and that’s just how Hollywood works…make up stories to make the agents more fucking money than they already get for doing nothing…

And as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan club, I like to track her every move….or at least every move in her Stripping sex scene from Chloe that I’ll keep bringing up and bringing up and bringing up until she brings some slutier fucking content for me to fixate on. I’m OCD like that….and she is amazing.

She’s the new Lohan and I’m a fan…thinking about her getting ravaged in the pussy after these pics were taken…cuz if you were stuck with mom of 3 Reese Witherspoon for years, this young pussy would be a breath of fresh air when used as a gas mask….

Here are a few pictures of her on Regis and Kathy Lee Ripa from earlier today promoting Red Clit Hood…

Here’s some Reese Witherspoon to remind you what he used to fuck after he knocked her up on set of Cruel Intentions and she kept it like a good hick would….can we collectively say #Upgrade.

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2011

Mar

Meagan Good Tits and Ass of the Day

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I still don’t know what Meagan Good does. But I do know her big tits and a nice round ass are real good….

I’ve got a black girl fetish that I can’t seem to oppress like it was a slave Meagan Good’s ancestor’s might have been able to relate to….no racist, just historical fact….a historical fact that would probably be the only way I’d get with a black girl, cuz they just don’t like me…

But maybe if I was her slave owner and she was my slave she’d have no choice but to do what I say…No Racist, just historical fact….and who’s to say we would find love or that I wouldn’t have been a socially conscious slave owner with benefits…

Hey, relax on the hating me about the slave owner comments, I’m not white and Mexicans were lower on the slave chain than the blacks….

I’m just saying it cuz the only girls who get down with me are either paid pretty badly for it or mentally unstable, scared to be alone and obese enough that no one else wants them…

All this to say, this girl has a great ass I’d like to hire to be a back up dancer in my hip hop video….no racist.

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2011

Mar

Avril Lavigne and her Fat Step-Sister-in-Law of the Day

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Here’s an awkward family photo I had no choice but to post…

Part of me hates Kim Kardashian and everything she stands for and the other part of me has been won over by her marketing enough to acknowledge she exists, watch her sex tape on repeat, but most importantly make fun of her cuz her whole career that isn’t a real career is not only a totally overrated scam but also a very funny joke, but more importantly, she’s fat as fuck yet marketed as a sex symbol, which makes the whole thing an even bigger joke …sure a joke that makes her 100,000,000 a year…but lots of low grade shit makes money and this glory is going to backfire hard and no money she made will make it worth it…wait and see…this ride will end and she’ll lose her fucking mind when people stop caring….

So seeing her with her stepbrother Brody Jenner’s girlfriend who looks like a 14 year old girl listening to CDs at the mall….makes this whole family an official circus freakshow….sure they make money…but money isn’t everything…wait and see.

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2011

Mar

Pregnant Jessica Alba in Leggings of the Day

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These were pictures of Jessica Alba pretending to be a good mother by hugging her daughter goodbye for the paparazzi before passing her off to the nanny to tend to her because her kid thinks her nanny is her mother, and Alba is some Aunt who takes her out for photo opps….

You see when she got knocked up the first time by Cash Warren, it was to trap him when he was trying to escape his relationship to her, she never really planned on doing any of the work, that the benefit of being a rich self involved cunt, she probably didn’t realize it was going to ruin her career, cuz self involved cunts don’t realize they have no talent and were just cast cuz people wanted to fuck them….not that I really know anything about Alba, other than that she’s pregnant again, and walking around in pussy hugging leggings, that I don’t mind lookin’ at, cuz pregnant or not, mangled mom pussy or not, fat, sloppy or not, I’m always down with leggings on bitches, especially when they can’t do the whole bikini thing anymore and this is the best the bitch can get…It’s one of the main reasons I leave my house.

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2011

Mar

Lisa Marie Fix Naked in Some German Shit of the Day

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This movie is called Stadtgefluster – Sex Nach Funf and it is some nazi shit from Germany, that’s probably not actually Nazi shit and just from Germany cuz the Germans have made all things Nazi illegal, in a sweep it under the rug, hope they forget kinda way, make it disappear kinda way….

The actor is named Lisa Marie Fix…I’ve never heard of her but she’s fully naked in this made for TV movie that’s clearly better than any made for TV movie in America, you know cuz of the Full Frontal….something America frowns on….

I don’t know when this is from, but it’s new to me, cuz I’m not so down with German made for TV movies….even if the pussy likes being shit on…cuz that’s culturally the German way…

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2011

Mar

Lacey Schwimmer Bikini Top of the Day

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Here’s a manly faced bitch playing ball in a bikini top…I mean I’m not sure why she even bothered with the bikini top…cuz clearly the basketball isn’t the only balls in this picture…based on her face, she’s not the only one schwimming, the sperm in her ball sack are….

She’s the Dancing with the Stars dancer who has the body of some gutter bitch in the projects with 14 kids with 10 different black fathers….you’d think fitness would come with less thickness….

That said, I like my bitches or the bitches I like to slim down by not eating, not by bench pressing.

The whole thing is pretty disgusting, but she’s got a bikini top on, and that’s good enough for you….and apparently good enough for me.

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2011

Mar

Miley Cyrus Self Shot Camera Phone Picture of the Day

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Here is Miley on set for something that may or may not be generic, fabricated, scripted, sluttiness…but the good news is that I guess she likes what she’s seeing and how they dolled her up cuz she busted out the camera phone to share with whoever the fuck she shared this with….I mean I just the pics…I don’t dig for the source of the pics…cuz clearly she’s the attention seeking photographer…and all right are reserved for her…and luckily the whole point of this picture was to get some of the attention she lost back when she turned 18 and no one cared she was 18..but rather wanted to see her on all fours with inanimate or even animate objects in her ass and pussy at the same time….

But I like to think a girl willing to take a pic of herself, known as self shot pics in the porn world, wearing what could be underwear…but what I think is underwear over underwear….a pet peeve of mine that you witness at many stripclubs..is always good enough for me…cuz self shot pics are always fucking amazing no matter how naked or hot the bitch is…it’s one of those “high concept” pornographic things…where the psychology, willingness of the girl and the fact she leaked it thinking she looked good makes up for the lack of object in ass and pussy at the same time…

Good Hustle MIley!

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2011

Mar

Arizona Muse Nipple for Rolling Stone of the Day

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Here name is Arizona Muse. I have posted her model tits before and I am posting these Rolling Stone pictures now, because I like bitches named after places and things…from Brooklyn to Dallas to Hooters…you get what I’m saying…

Now I am sure that Arizona Muse is not her real name….it’s like some high brow art fag stripper name used to get her modeling further ahead….as we all know models are just high brow art fag strippers….

But as someone who likes a bitch who gives herself a creative stagename other than Bambi or Jenna or Jade or whatever stripper name you have come across in your low level stripclub…this Arizona shit is refreshing….

That said, I really haven’t been to a stripclub in months, I should probably change that and reconnect with the tits I can touch for 10 dollars a song….

That said, it’s nice to see Rolling Stone sleaze it up a little. The more nipple in mainstream publications, the more chances of me selling the site for 1 billion dollars…like I was Zuckerberg….and if I was, I’d be sure to get retarded looking genius pussy…..

Stay tuned.

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2011

Mar

Daisy Lowe Illegitimate Child Nude for GQ of the Day

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Here’s Gwen Stefani’s surprise steepdaughter….and as a drunkenstepfather, I have an affinity for people in unwanted extended families…this story is hilarious to me….even funnier than her husbands gay sex romps…cuz after watching a Gwen Stefani music video, you know you gotta be bi sexual to be into that ripped core…because here is this rockstar trash who falls in love with Australian rockstar trash only to have Daisy Lowe surface after they started a family of their own…only to say Gavin Rossdale’s her day and dude denied and denied and denied until the paternity test…at which point dude paid and paid and paid on so many fucking levels….and now the bitch is modeling….half naked…like most of these fashionista hipsters with rich parents…trying to find purpose in their coke fueled daddy issue life…and I kinda like it….but not as much as I like her bare ass

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2011

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is the news that isn’t the news…..clips no one watches cuz you are more interested in titties and celebrity bullshit to care about these lowgrade local news real life issues….

Teacher quits after students discover her porn past

Gilbert, AZ Teen a Playboy Sensation even though she looks retarded…
Most high school students spend their free time doing homework or going to the mall with friends. But you’re about to meet a valley teenager who gets paid to pose nude.

Student Expelled For Having Tattoo Gun
Instead of reporting to school each morning, 15-year-old Byron Preston is reporting for work in his father’s barber shop and nail salon. Byron was expelled from Laurel High School three months ago. He was found with a device called a “tattoo gun” in his possession.

Toddler Gets Ahold of Mom’s Narcotics
A 28-year-old Phoenix woman has been arrested after her 2-year-old child tests positive for ingesting methadone and cocaine.

A Scholarship For White Men Only?
There is a group in Texas called the “Former Majority Association for Equality” and they are are creating a lot of controversy for their scholarship program.

Woman Tried to Steal Baby by C-Section
Maricopa police are accusing a woman of attempting to kill her pregnant friend and take her unborn baby as her own.

Millions of Fish Dead In Redondo Beach – End of the World!

Man charged for taping student to chair
A Titusville man, who used to work as a Group Leader with the South Lake Elementary School After School Program, has been charged with child abuse after police say he taped a 5-year-old student to a chair with packing tape.

Bull Leaps Fence at Bull Fight
Amateur video captured dramatic footage of a bull jumping into the audience during a bullfight on Saturday in eastern Venezuela

Burglar calls 911 when confronted by home owner

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