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2011

14

Mar

Emanuelle Chriqui Hosts Some Bullshit of the DAy

I don’t know shit about this bitch, other than that she was born in Canada, and as a Canadian blog, I have to post 20 percent Canadian content, otherwise the Mounties and Polar Bears come after me with fists full of bacon and maple syrup, ready to lock me up in their ice fort….

I wish that was true. It’d make my life more interesting…

I’m really just posting it cuz I wasted my time on the pics, I might as well post the pics, even if I don’t give a fuck about the bitch in the pics and feel no hatred or happiness when I see them, no erection or feeling of sickness in my stomach like she was Snooki or Kardashian, nothing…

She’s just some basic Moroccan shit, gypsy merchant, ready to rip you off for 25 cents, all while wearing Ed Hardy and speaking like she was a guido on Jersey shore…

Good times.

Posted in:Emanuelle Chriqui

2011

13

Mar

Possible Vanessa Hudgens Staged Self Shot Nudes for Attention Round 2 of the Day

UPDATE – I AM NOT GONNA BE A FALL GUY FOR SOME USELESS DISNEY CHICK’S LEGAL HUSTLE . I AM NOT GOING TO GET SUED OVER SOMETHING SO UNINTERESTING AND LOW PROFILE. I AM SAVING MY LAWSUITS FOR SOMETHING MAJOR. NOT NONSENSE GIRLS TRYING TO GET FAMOUS OR PEOPLE TO HER MOVIE – I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS EVEN HER…I AM VICTIM HERE
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I know I’m gonna get sued for posting these pics, even though me posting these pics is exactly what the bitch wants, otherwise she wouldn’t have released the shit to the internet, you know cuz her new movie sucked, she’s a natural whore, she’s trying to break free from the Disney stigma, she was trained at a young age to use her pussy to advance her career, she wasn’t trained to shave the pussy. You think she woulda learned since last time…Luckily, I’m down with bush.

That said, the last nude scandal is the last time people actually talked about her, or cared about her, or noticed her. So why not do it again….makes sense…

I don’t know where the uncensored pics are, but it’s Sunday and right now I’m hating Vanessa Hudgens for making me turn on my computer during my downtime, cunt.

Literally.

Get it, cuz she’s showing her cunt and it is quite fucking pink.

Who fucking cares. I’m so over and done with fake nude scandals, even with real nudes pics. All girls are whores. All girls have pics like this, the challenge is getting them all in my inbox…I don’t like when they are just given to me…you know I’m a man and therefore a hunter so I like the chase my prey….so unless I was hacking her computer and found these, I’m not so eager. It’s the same reason I hate porn, just knowing bitches are into getting paid to suck that dick makes the blowjob less awesome no matter how awesome it is.

She’s making out with no name Nickelodeon girl Alexa Nikolas, who I can assume released the pics…to get herself out there…cuz girls making out with each other is always for male attention as real dykes don’t exist…and I guess so is spreading pussy…

Enjoy…the bullshit…while it lasts…I am sure ther’es a lot more to come.

Keep in mind – these may not be of Vanessa Hudgens, I was just told they are and I’m speculating. They are censored. Shes’ 20. So I’m gonna assume these are legal to post. Cuz underage nudity is bad.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Not sure if you heard, but there was an earthquake and Tsunami in Japan. I think it may have been set off as a distraction from Charlie Sheen…or maybe from the oil trying to kill the electrical while distracting from their wars in Arab countries….and the whole thing makes me want to watch Japanese puke porn, drink Saki bombs, and TWEET heartless insanity cuz people take themselves too seriously while pretending they give a fuck because it makes them feel better about themselves from the comfort of their desk that wasn’t just wiped out by a Tsunami….Everytime someone dies, a natural disaster hits and I start running my mouth on the shit, I lose followers, cuz you are all a bunch of hypocrite pussies….The funniest thing in all this is I have friends in Japan who can’t be contacted….so shit hits me closer to home than for most of these twitter haters who pretend to be carers…….

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Lohan’s Not Wearing a Bra – But Her Chin Should Be
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Twilight Case Almost Died But Didn’t
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Some Pissing Porn In HOnor of the Tsunami
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Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Matter Anymore – Cuz He Used the Tsunami as a Diverson, But His Favorite Shirt Does….
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Sofia Vergara Knows How To Work A Spoon
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Kim Kardashian, Slutting It Up At 13
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Marisa Miller & Camila Alves Are You Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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EVERYONE CAN REST EASY MARU THE JAPANESE CAT/INTERNET SENSATION IS OKAY
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You won’t believe how hot Tosh.O’s Girl Is
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For Those of You who Like Manly Chicks with Linebacker Shoulders, Jessica Biel is Singlec
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It’s Always the Right Time to Get Laid and Take a Vacation
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Cam Sluts Who do the Job Right
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WTF Photo of the Day – Slut with a Gun Edition
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You’re Not a Kid, so Don’t Play with Kids Toys
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UK Actress Jessie Wallace is See Through
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Let’s Laugh at Some Vintage JLO and P.Diddy
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I Wanna Punch Katherine Heigl in the Face
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Virginia Mae Getting Ready For A Bath
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Kelly Brooke and Her Tight Spandex Ass
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This Chick is Masterbating With Bananas
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Vaness Hudgens is Annoying But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Meet Ivy Snow
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Here’s a Collection of the Most Insane and Devastating Photos Thus Far From the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami
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Georgia Jones Always Knows How to Bring the Hotness
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Jessica Burciaga is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Rosa Acosta is Slutting Around in Some New Music Video and Here It Is
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Little Teen Strips Down at the Coffee Shop
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Lexi Stone and Sunny Leone Get It On
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Jessica White is Naked and I Love It
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Charlize Theron Always Looks Bangin
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Skyla Sammie and Lux Dildo Fucking One Another
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INSANE Video of the Movement During the Earthquake in Japan
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Hipster Girl Dresses Like a Six Year Old, Which Should Be Nice For You Pedos Out There
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Ana de la Reguera Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dad Launches Daughter Into Air! Yes! – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Cleavage in a Purple Dress
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Check Out Sexy Kara on Video
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Sharon Stone Needs to Put a fuckin Bra On
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Rachel Bilson in Short Shorts
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More Matthew McConaughey Mom Being a Slut and I Like It
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Miley Cyrus Beats Up Paparazzo
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Kelly Brook Sweet See Through Spandex
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

11

Mar

Lesley Vogel Showing her Mom Tits of the Day

Here’s Hayden Panettiere’s Soap Opera star mom and her nose that she created, or borrowed from Michael Jackson cuz he had no use for it, you know cuz he’s dead…It has been a loyal fan and follower her everywhere…Seriously…she looks like a fucking clown…all plastic, orange and lookin like she was made in a Japan factory after a Tsunami and Earthquake fucked up their robot women assembly line….and for some reason, after seeing these pics, I kinda understand, or accept the fact that her pussy makes troll circus freakshow midget clowns….

That’s all I gotta say about that.

Posted in:Lesley Vogel

2011

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson Boring IN Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old..

That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

11

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Showing Some Tit in Animal Print of the Day

Mom is that you? Shit Elizabeth Hurley got old. Tits or wild and crazy tight animal dress or not, all I can smell is menopause, not that it’s a bad thing, historically unlubricated vagina has offered my small penis the most friction and usually means the bitch is passed out and willing to let me do whatever I want to her cuz she can’t say no, not to mention extra facial hair, shitty bladder control and a monthly reminder that they are getting old as fuck and are unable to have kids, usually lowers standards and increases chances of anal because they just want to feel, and last time I checked, not being able to get pregnant is always a good thing, I mean unless you’re a young couple trying to start a family cuz you think you deserve to be like everyone else,unless you’re someone I’m trying to ejaculate inside…

Posted in:Elizaebeth Hurley

2011

11

Mar

Virginia Gallardo For MAxim Argenitina of the Day

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I usually write about how Maxim is losing their edge and have turned into a pile of shit magazine holding on by a thread, you know one photoshoot of an irrelevant cunt away from bankruptcy, but that was before I looked into their international labels, cuz looking at this Maxim Argentina shoot, shit seems to be doing things right, maybe cuz it’s not in the America and doens’t have to be candy-coated safe for work bullshit to please the Mormons, or maybe it’s just cuz Argentina doesn’t use the internet and still buy magazines, giving them some budget…not that this Virginia Gallardo ass I’ve never heard of, is some high cost pussy…I mean she looks like shes on some Coco level of relevance to the world…you know an attention craving trashy hooker, but at least they have her posing half naked like they are supposed to…..showing her big round ass to distract from her manly face and shitty fake tits like she’s she’s supposed to…and I like to give credit where it is deserved….

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Posted in:Virginia Gallardo

2011

11

Mar

Katerhine Heigl is Massive of the Day

It always amazes me when I hear people say shit like “Katherine Heigl is so Hot”…I know, shocking, but it has happened and it throws me off, mainly because she’s a fucking monster…the kind of pussy you’d expect to start a Tsunami when cum farting a load out of her ass in the bath…so I decided to post these pictures of her man-handling some dude – to prove my fucking point that she’s a monster…always appropriate to post the closest thing to Godzilla in Hollywood…you know always tying bullshit disasters to natural disasters…it’s my thing.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

11

Mar

Camila Alves and Marisa Miller Making Stupid Faces of the Day

Marisa Miller and Camila Alves were at some movie premiere the other night and I figured I’d put up the pictures because I think both these bitches are overrated…one is an old, mono-brow mom from South America and the other is some fake tit looking stripper with a hard face and hard body, but both are photoshopped and marketed into pussies you all think are amazing…You gotta look at these pictures closely and see what they actually are….which coincidentally is also a threesome fantasy for those of us who don’t seek perfection, but appreciate everything that isn’t what we already have especially when it isn’t fat…

Noureen DeWulf was there…I don’t know who she is…but she has tits, a lot like most women…making her nothing real special in the grand scheme of things…but who needs special….

Matthew McConaughey’s Mom was there flashing her ass proper….

Posted in:Camila Alves|Marissa Miller

2011

11

Mar

Taylor Momsen Performing in Slut Costume of the Day

I love Taylor Momsen performing outfits, mainly because she’s 17…because the day she turns 18, all you perverts will realize she’s got a Lady Gaga face and the body of an awkward 6 foot 4 basketball playing 14 year old boy….

We have the underage pussy blinders on….because that’s what she wants…as much exposure as possible…to get noticed and talked about and sexualized cuz it’s easy and good for business….even if she’s just doing what’s been done so many times before, like by Dakota Fanning pretending to be Joan Jett’s lesbian lover in that movie that came out last year…and really it doesn’t matter…

It’s actually inspiring and I hope not just for me and for other 17 year old girls who want to get noticed when walking down the street…because she’s inspired me to get a fake ID saying I’m 17 so that I can join the local teenage swimteam…in hopes of finding an actual hot teen who likes to be half naked…cuz I’m tired of lookin’ at this Gaga shit that I know is all a lie and that I feel she’s probably still a virgin scared of boys frontin’ , but clearly I’m not tired of it enough to not post it.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen