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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day

Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Feb

Some Webcam Dancing Girl of the Day

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Here’s some girl dancing on her webcam because I wanted to demonstrate what the webcam was invented for, in the event you didn’t know….and I want to encourage all of you to use your webcam properly, esepcially if you’re a hot bitch, cuz it may land you shaking your half naked hot body on the internet, giving you a level of celebrity you couldn’t have had two decades ago….and that’s gotta count for something….True story…

How’s that for a sales job? Come on ladies, let’s skype…

The rest of you, just watch the fucking video and realize that real life sluts is better than Hollywood sluts…

Posted in:amateur

2011

Feb

Britney Spears’ New Video of the Day

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Britney released a new video and apparently it’s a big deal…It’s just another mainstream commercial smut that was puked up and ejaculated on after being shat out by the record labels cuz they know this brand has its audience by the balls. She looks horrible, thick necked and in underwear, the song is shit, the video shit, filled with product placement, from PlentyofFish, to Sony, to Her own line of perfume, cuz that’s all this bitch is, a tool to sell garbage…but I’m posting it anyway, mainly cuz watching Britney beat herself up in front of her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is almost pornographic, especially if it ends in death…

Who cares. Oh right. Everyone and I have no idea why. Move on people. This is desperate and sad. Let her be a mom and age gracefully instead of humilating herself like this. Seriously.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

Feb

Traci Dinwiddie and Necar Zagedan Tits in Elena Undone of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Elena Undone…but after reading the Synposis…I can’t believe I let this one pass me by without having seen it so many times I know it by heart….

Fate brings two diversely different women together, and sets them on a collision course that will shatter their preconceived notions about love, life and the power of one’s soul.

This is some straight to DVD smut that I can’t believe actually happened, before remembering how shit Hollywood quality control is, but at least they had naked bitches in love…I mean, how could a movie suck when it has as much depth as a college party with girls looking for male attention…

This movie stars the Traci Dinwiddie better known as Bo Ho Chic / Sam the Waitress in an episode of Dawson’s Creek and Necar Zagedan better known as Salumeh Farooq in an episode of CSI Miami….naked and kissing…

All this to say, lesbianism is dull on all levels…except maybe when it takes place on my dick….but this clip is okay cuz there’s tits and that’s all it takes for me.

Too bad I ruined this movie you’d never see by showing the best parts….

Posted in:Necar Zagedan|Traci Dinwiddie

2011

Feb

Anne Vyalitsyna Naked for Tush of the Day

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Anne Vyalitsyna is some Russian, 24 years old pussy that didn’t need to use the sex trade to escape the iron curtain, but instead used her fashion modeling, not that she really had to escape any communist rule, I’m pretty sure she was born after the fall of communism, so bitch never had to wait in line for rationed tampons, making her a lot less fun that the bitches you can show pictures of war torn communities to, in order to make them respect your shitty apartment, when their high maintenance ass tries to escape you, cuz they don’t respect that you bought them, because they expected the Hollywood American dream and not the real American Dream…

That said, she’s naked in some magazine called Tush. You can see nipple or pussy lip, but it’s good enough for a Friday when no one is reading…not that they ever do.

Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna

2011

Feb

Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

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Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

Feb

Mila Kunis’ Ass Doing Lunges in Jeans of the Day

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If you’ve never seen Mila Kunis doing lunges before, you know cuz you don’t go to her fancy gym and your not her personal trainer, cuz that would go against you being fat and lazy and married to your couch and fridge in your mom’s basement… Well…Now you have.

Not that it’s all that exciting, but then again, nothing excites me…..so I’m not really the one to decide these things…I’m no expert..If anything I just get annoyed by it. So I’ll leave the virgin fan boy shit to you.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

Feb

Kelsey Grammer’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s all this Frasier Crane gossip going around….his Playboy fake tit stripper/call girl recently ex-wife and mother of his kids telling people he wears women’s underwear when he fucks and that he has other weird sexual issues…that I don’t really understand why people would care to know about….or why anyone is surprised, I mean he’s this Frasier motherfucker hasn’t been on TV for a decade and is a guy who I thought was British for the entire run of his show I never watched cuz it was boring and he maybe best known as the voice of Sideshow Bob but still pretty irrelevant…

Now he’s on vacation with his soon to be new wife, Kayte Walsh, who everyone is making a big deal about how fast moving he is, even though he has probably been dating for years, but it only hit the media, so they assume he’s jumping from one whore to another and the whole thing confuses me as much as it bores me, but here’s the bitch in her bikini anyway…

Posted in:Kayte Walsh|Kelsey Grammer

2011

Feb

SI Models Do Twitter of the Day

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I guess to further support the SI marketing campaign, they’ve had their models release some slutty pictures of themselves on twitter to generate some buzz, something I fully support on all levels, cuz seeing any bitches half naked for attention, is a fucking winning strategy to me, they don’t even have to be SI bikini models, I’m good with anything with a vagina slutting out, even animals, it’s kinda my thing…

So here’s Kate Upton, the one who looks like a pornstar, with a couple of the other models, loving their recent celebrity, happy they don’t have to throat fuck on camera for the same exposure…

This may be a simple and obvious hustle to get noticed, but sometimes simplicity is the key to success and I am pretty surethis is one of those times…Good hustle. You’ve got a long and prosperous career ahead of you, I mean, until you turn 30….cuz 30 is when models expire..

HEre are the Twitpics of love…I should follow them, but they don’t follow me , and that hurts my feelings.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller|Anne V|Kate Upton

2011

Feb

Some Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

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Yeah…Hilary Duff and her thickness is boring….Yeah…she got married to a hockey playing billionaire….and pretty much died to me…her back got hthick and masculine cuz hockey playing billionaires only play pro hockey cuz they like the locker room…meaning that her pussy is used in all the team building initiation events… while homie jerks off…but even though she’s passed around like a Lizzy McGuire trading card or stuff by Hilary Duff panties at a pedophile convention…and I love sluts who get passed around, she still bores me…but for some reason I am posting the pictures anyway….a reason I don’t understand…but assume it’s gotta do with the marketing machine behind her that’s got me brain washed.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some of the latest news – cuz I’m the new Regis motherfuckers….brining the nonsense everyfucking day with a cartoon like swagger…

Feds Break Up Sex Slave Ring – BOOOOOO!

A modern day international sex slavery ring has been broken up right under our noses. Since 1999, federal investigators say young Mexican women and girls have been smuggled into an east Houston compound, then forced to work as prostitute

Firefighter accused of drug dealing cuz He’s a Real Hero….
ichard Desimone is a Newton firefighter, but police say the 42-year-old is also a drug dealer who resorted to violent threats because he was trying to collect money owed to him.

Metro Police Investigating Fight
The Metro Police Department is investigating an apparent fight between two teenage boys that has been posted on the internet.

Woman claims site violates basic rights – Stop Whining – The Internet is the Futre…

YPSILANTI, M.N. – A Michigan woman is extremely offended after a picture of her mom was posted on a controversial website.

Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in FL
Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in Florida

Caught on Tape: Bus driver attacked in Florida

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