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2011

18

Feb

SI 2011 Have Another Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Here’s another press wall for the SI 2011 Swimsuit promo tour with a lot of the models you can see naked in the magazine…..I’m riding this shit out as hard as SI is…

Some looked like strippers. Some looked like pornstars. Some looked like prom dates. Some looked like beauty pageant girls. Some looked liked they were ripping lines of heroin in the bathroom. Some looked like they just got off the boat. All were worth fucking….and I wasn’t invited.

I did one of these yesterday, here’s another one….different day, different dresses, same pussy…

Ayssa Miller

Jessica Gomes

Damarais Lewis

Esti Ginzburg

Kate Upton

Chrissy Teigan

Genevieve Morton

Shannon Click

Cintia Dicker

Bruna Schmitz

Anne V

Brooklyn Decker

Izabel Goulart

Kenza Fourati

Jessica White is Black

Irina Shayk

Posted in:SI 2011

2011

17

Feb

Holly Branson Flashes Cooch of the Day

Based on these pictures, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Holly Branson is not a virgin, despite Virgin giving her the life you only dream of, with billion dollar trust funds and probably one of the coolest dads, who for some reason raised some trash that’s trying to Paris Hilton with her dyed hair, going to clubs and shit…cuz this is the generation of sex tapes and pussy flashes to be cheap famous to differentiate yourself from the cool media empire your dad created, even though without that media empire, or your dad, you’d just be flashing your cooch at the college bar unless of course this is just a good timing on the paparazzi’s part, in which case I take it back….

Either way, she’s got what looks like a great ass and I want to be her personal assistant….I take great notes with my tongue…as long as the pad I’m writing on is moist and fleshy…

Posted in:Holly Branson

2011

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Ps. I’m drunk.

Here’s are my stepLINKS….

Celine Dion’s Fatty Tits of the Day
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JWOWWW Wants to do Playboy
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Almost Sold Out
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Taylor Momsen Bent Over On Stage IS Totally Fuckable
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Lil Wayne Breaks Guinness Record for Most Facebook Likes
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Karissa Shannon, Topless And Wet
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The Fact Elisabetta Canalis Hates Children Makes Me Wanna Bang Her Even More Cuz I Hate Kids Too – Especially my own…
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Sluts Who Will Get Your Motor
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Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures For Shape Magazine
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Sexy Gamer Girl of the Week – Karima Adebibe (A.K.A Lara Croft)
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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These Girlfriends Like to Play With Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest NHL Ice Girls
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Find the Perfect to Toy to Make Playtime the Most Fun (NSFW)
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Denise Richards Birthday Tits Thorowback
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I’d Bang Michelle Trachtenberg
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Lady Gaga is Wearing a Condom and I Bet You $20 It’s Used
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Meet Sarah Longbottom
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Michelle Hunziker Graciously Shows Us How Flexible She Is…
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Naughty Amateurs (NSFW) – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Christine Teigen
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A Tattoed-Nerdy Hottie (NSFW)
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Male to Female in 14 Months with the Creepiest Music Ever – VIDEO
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And Here’s the New Wonder Woman
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JAYME LANGFORD Assumes the Position (NSFW)
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Father Of Family Singing Group “The 5 Browns” Charged With Sexual Abuse Of His Children
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Asian Cutie Cause Having Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Katalin Kiraly Strips Down (NSFW)
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Andy San Dimas – A Most Excellent Pornstar Interview (NSFW)
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Bar Refaeli Casual Hotness
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Busty Lola On Video (NSFW)
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Carla Ossa Swimsuit Shoot
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Cutey Takes Her Dog For a Walk
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Damaris Lewis is a SI Swimsuit Model That Isn’t Getting Nearly Enough Coverage
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Hot Teen Plays With Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Looking Good
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Striptease of the Day
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Ashley is Pure Nude
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The 11 most amazing toys of the 1990s
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“Halie” (Heather From The Ocho Cinco Show)
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Lady Gaga Has No Pants on as Usual
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The 10 Sexiest Models of Fashion Week
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Geri Halliwell Grabs A Handful Of Her Big Tits
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OJ Simpson Beaten To A Bloody Pulp In Prison. Awesome.
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A Little Rihanna Crotch Rubbing
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

EXCLUSIVE – Jim Belushi Is an Asshole
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

Feb

Taylor Momsen in Some Hot Slutty Pictures of the Day

I decided that I’m going to follow Taylor Momsen’s band on tour. This is gonna be some “Almost Famous” shit, only the groupie slut in the equation’s gonna be me. I don’t even find her hot, but I love her creative vision as a teenage pornographer…It’s genius and I’m a huge fucking fan…and I dont even know what her shitt music sounds like…cuz when you’re dressed like this…there are no sounds…other than the whimpers in my pants…if you know what I mean…

Dirty fucking slut. Give me more.

Ps – I’m still drunk.

To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link
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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

17

Feb

Salma Hayek Getting Hot and Heavy on Set of the Day

Literally….

Get it…cuz she looks all thick and shit…

I’m so good at this Blogging shit…

Ps…I’m drunk.

Hi Mom…Why did you die on me?! I’m not talking to your Salma Hayek…you are a Mexican mother…just not my Mexican mother….

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2011

17

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Walks the Runway of the Day

Here I thought Aubrey O’Day was totally obsolete and practically non-existent now that her low level reality TV career has come to an end and people stopped talking to her…but she showed me just how wrong I was by walking the runway for some fashion line no one’s ever heard of who used her cuz she was affordable and had some level of celebrity to hopefully draw attention to them….because everyone knows fat girls aren’t supposed to be models…how controversial…

Denise Richards was there and even she was shocked by this disaster..no wait, that’s just her whore botox face…..

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

17

Feb

January Jones The Crazy Lookin’ Dog Walker of the Day

January Jones lied to me at the Golden Globes. She made me think she was worth looking at. Like her tits were the most important globe at the event. Like she had so much to offer…but again…she’s out walking the dog…reminding me of the importance of stylists, make-up artists, and whatever else magic she used to make me want to fuck her….as these pictures rob me of that desire and I’d pretty much fuck anyone…Clearly not a good look for a budding starlet seeking approval to have a lasting career…

Seriously, I can’t figure out what she’s dressed as, but I’m thinking crazy street busking Jazz piano playing circus clown….whatever it is, it’s fucking odd.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

17

Feb

Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’

Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com

The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks.

This is like prom or some shit….

Irina Shyk

Chrissy Teigan

Esti Ginzburg

Jessica Gomes

Damaris Lewis

Hilary Rhodes

Kenza Fourati

Isabel Goulart

Shannon Click

Cintia Dicker

Bruna Schmitz

Brooklyn Decker

Julie Henderson

Alyssa Miller

Kate Upton

Genevieve Morton

Jessica White

Anne V

Posted in:SI

2011

17

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest stepNEWS…probably stuff you don’t care about…even though it’s your world and you need to embrace the shit….and I’m just trying to make you a better person…educating you with these life changing clips…cuz I care about you and your future….and knowing this will help you integrate into society you socially awkward school shooting woman hating motherfucker…

Banksy Makes Los Angeles His Canvas
The mysterious artist known as Banksy has apparently decided to use the City of Angels as his canvas. Artwork from the legendary graffiti artist has been popping up throughout the city.

Sexy Vietnamese Cafes Revisited
There’s not a lot on the menu… or on the waitresses… at Cafe Lu in Santa Ana. Drinks served by hot gals in bikinis and high heels… it’s a formula for success at several Vietnamese coffee houses in the area. Check it out.

Mom’s public punishment stirs debate
A Tampa mother is getting attention for some unconventional parenting. Some cheer her approach as tough love; others question whether it’s too much.

Teacher Suspended Over Facebook Posts
Sometimes honesty isn’t always the best policy – especially if you’re blogging about one of your students. That’s what a teacher found, but she stands behind what she wrote.

Freshman Brought Gun to School Over ‘F’
Students at Millennium High School in Goodyear are shocked and shaken after finding out a freshman brought a loaded gun to school.

Brown reveals he was sexually abused
Sen. Scott Brown has revealed he was sexually abused as a child several times by a camp counselor and has detailed physical abuse by a stepfather.

Fans Riot After Canceled Deftones Concert in Bangkok

Teacher who fought with student fired

Michigan Teen Killed during Craigslist Meeting
Police say a Hazel Park teenager was robbed and fatally shot during a meeting to purchase a phone he found on Craigslist

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

17

Feb

Tight Pants Creeper Video of the Day

These videos make me laugh. I have no idea why, but it is probably because I know what kind of weird asian dude with some jacked-up modified bag with a camera window that isn’t obvious to the naked eye that he spent weeks constructing…mainly cuz I’ve caught two of these pervert motherfuckers in the act at various places over the last 2 years….this shit is everywhere and I’m not fully endorsing it…but it is fucking entertaining…and probably pretty illegal..I’m so dangerous..

Here is some booty in tight pants looking at hair dye for her stupid fake hair cuz real girls are way more fun than famous girls….

Posted in:amateur