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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2011

16

Feb

Maxim Bottom Feeds with Michelle Trachtenberg of the Day

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This is funny to me on a few levels. Firstly, I hate Maxim. I think the magazine is shit, itt’s struggling, they can’t get a decent bitch in a photoshoot, but more importantly, they are fucking assholes. Their vice president emails me consistently acting like a total cocksucker…

So when I saw this Michelle Trachtenberg shit, a bitch who people only found hot cuz she was Buffy’s underage sister on a show that lured in the perverts, over a decade ago…

So when I saw them trying to make her doughy, uninteresting ass sexy, I realized, this was one of the final nails in the coffin of a magazine you’d think was innovative, if you were an idiot frat boy with no grasp of reality…which I am pretty sure you are…

So here is their promo video 10,000 people watched in the last 5 days, cuz Maxim is a sinking ship….

And now I wait for their idiot marketing executive to email me to take this down, when he should be hiring me as his replacement, cuz clearly he fucking sucks and this is all his fault.

No offense to Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m sure she’s a decent person and all that shit….She’s just not meant for Maxim and is the victim in all this…

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2011

16

Feb

Rebecca Romijn Stamos Guy from My Secret Identity’s Last Name Legs of the Day

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I have no idea why I am posting this shit. Maybe it’s to address what a slut she is you know having married so many dudes. Maybe it’s cuz we all used to find her hot. Maybe it’s my inner muslim hot and bothered by the little skin she’s showing, inspiring me to rape and beat her senseless like she was a CBS reporter, maybe that was too soon to make a joke about as the CBS reporter still has stitches in her vagina holding her together after her Egypt incident I have little sympathy for, only because throwing yourself amongst crazed Arabs is kinda stupid, I mean look what they did to the Twin Towers…there’s no doubt they’d do it to a vagina if it was wearing a skirt and they knew they’d get away with it…not that that has anything to do with “Rebecca Rominjn Stamos Guy From My Secret Idenity’s Last Name”….but I feel like maybe it does…cuz pics like this only turn on her obsessed virgin loser fans who can’t get over their love for her…and sexually repressed muslims…Don’t drive your plane into my house please, I’m just stating the obvious. No Racist.

Posted in:Rebecca Romijn

2011

16

Feb

Izabel Goulart Body Painted Ass Crack for SI of the Day

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I’ve already posted some bitches from SI 2011 in bikinis ….I’ve also posted this year and last year’s cover girls ….but I figured Izabel Goulart deserved a post of her own…

I figured this Brazilian bitch needed a post of her own, cuz she was in SI body painted in the thickest body paint available on the market, that is pretty much liquid fabric that covers all pussy lip, nipple and pubic hair stubble, but at least we got to see ass crack…so at least everyone’s trying to step it up a notch…cuz in previous years they didn’t even give us that..

On a side note, Izabel Goulart’s got some kind of crazy face I never noticed and I’m not sure why I’m noticing now….Maybe it’s due to a recent obsession with nose jobs and cosmetic dental care….or maybe cuz she’s always half naked and half naked usually erases faces….except for today…for some reason…maybe I’m gay…but gays generally don’t mind ugly faces…just watch Glee and look at pics of Gaga for the proof on that…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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2011

16

Feb

Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

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I assume there’s a fuck of a lot more bikini pictures at SI.com, but I figured I might as well steal some of their pics, put them on my site, for those of you too lazy to go searching for the shit on your own. That’s just the kind of blogger I am. I risk lawsuits and alienation, criminal records and being hated, all to get you pics I didn’t take of girls I’ve never heard of in bikinis…I’m on some Robin Hood or Peter Pan shit…a hero, with no real cause or purpose..

Either way, SI delivers every year, girls who have big tits, hot bodies that I like to see half naked, body painted in the thickest paint that might as well be a bikini, erasing nipples in photoshop before putting the pics to press, but I’ve been onto this shit since 1989, and it doesn’t get boring like Victoria’s Secret does…It just gets better…They should be paying me for this positive plug…

Here are some bitches living the hot body dream, validated, with the SI stamp of approval….

Here’s Kate Upton, a model with big tits who likes showing them off who I’ve never heard of…but who I assume isn’t this Kate Upton…

Genvieve Morton who must be tied in with the publisher, cuz she’s not that hot, but still half naked…and from South Africa, the home of Aids, Racism, Blood Diamonds and hot mixed up genetic pussy…

Cinta Dicker for people not scared of freckles and orange pubic hair….

Kenza Fourati

Julie Henderson

Esti Ginzburg for Israel……..

I am gonna stop posting this shit – It’s all available at SI.com, with exclusive video and shit. Me putting it up is a huge waste of time….

Posted in:SI Swimsuit

2011

16

Feb

Diane Kruger Does GQ Naked of the Day

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I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is. I just know she’s German and Germans like to get intense, agry, emotionless, demented sex with good engineering.

You know these are the people who just 65 years ago were doing tests on humans they deemed subpar because they were told to, making me assume they are a people that are pretty easy to get to convince to lick you’re asshole while you shit down their throat, you just have to tell them something convincing….like that if they don’t do it, they’re bad Germans….

Sure I don’t know much about the culture, but I’m working off logic here, and now their biggest crossover star from their world to ours since Heidi Klum, but then again I’m just saying that cuz I don’t know any other German’s off the top of my head, and this one is rockin’ GQ naked and amazing…and that’s good enough for me…

I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is, but here she is in some movie called Inhale – Naked….


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2011

16

Feb

Some Immigrant Short Skirt Video of the Day

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Here is a horribly shot video of some immigrants at some fast food place laughing at what could be a very hot girl in a skirt short enough to show off her ass cheeks…it’s possible that this short skirt wearing ass has an ugly as fuck monster face attached to it…or maybe even a penis…you know cuz its hard to make out in this shit….but the good news is that with a body like that….penis, bad face or not I’d eat that shit like it was a Big Mac…special sauce and all…..at least that’s what I tell myself while watching this shit from the safety of my soiled couch…I’m all talk…

The important message in this video is that all girls should wear skirts this lenght, including/especially school girls. Let’s start a trend that makes life a better place. It’s up to us.

Posted in:amateur

2011

16

Feb

Karolina Kurkova at Some Fashion Week Bullshit of the Day

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In some fascinating bitches who get paid to pose in their underwear news…Karolina Kurkova is fucking tall, which is so shocking considering she’s a fucking model…and Max Azria, the designer/fashion billionaire she’s next to is short, which is shocking considering he’s a rich as fuck old man….It just makes for a pretty funny picture…one that allows us to really apprecaite just how much of a fucking freakshow these model bitches are, large fucking humans who if you were to encounter them off the stuck together pages of your Victoria’s Secret catalog, from an era before she got fired for being fat, before developing this eating disorder, you’d probably be less inclined to want to fuck her…you know cuz your dick is already small as is, sticking it next to a super-sized human’s vagina will just make you realize how lacking you are as man….

Either way, funny pics, that’s why I’m posting them

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2011

16

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the latest news with my amazingly lazy commentary attached cuz I know you really care about my opinion on world affairs and idiots doing idiotic things…I mean if you didn’t why would you be here? Oh right, for further reason or justification as to why you should kill yourself….That’s sad. Smile friend. Don’t let the world get you down. It can’t be that bad….Brighter days are just around the corner…stop being so serious….

Here’s the news…

Irving, TX police dashcam video shows the dramatic measures one officer took to stop a wrong-way driver on Loop 12…..

Desperate, Probably Fat, Definitely Pathetic Woman Traveled Overseas to Marry Inmate cuz she scared to be alone…and cuz she’s clearly unstable…and dude clearly has nothing better to do with his time than hustle crazy puss giving him attention….

Houston Pastor Accused of Groping Teen and when you are God’s representatitve, it should be legal, cuz God is above the law…and God Told Him to do It. Don’t you know that America…

CBS News correspondent Lara Logan was recovering in a U.S. hospital Tuesday from a sexual attack and beating she sustained while reporting on the tumultuous events in Cairo. That’s the price you pay to get the exclusive career woman…maybe you shoulda been a housewife…little miss ambition…I call this a publicity stunt…maybe she should have been respecting the local customs in a burka…maybe this proves Arabs are insane.

Video: Snowmobiling Down Detroit Highway
While many of us chose to stay inside during this month’s big snow storm, others went out to play. However, cruising down the Lodge on snowmobiles is not only dangerous, it’s against the law.

Pot Can Affect Sexual Health
Dr. Steve Salzman joined us once again to talk about medical headlines and answer some of your questions. We talked about energy drinks and new findings about their dangers and marijuana’s effect on men’s sexual health.

Italian Prime Minister ordered to stand trial for paying for underage prostitute
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Off duty Memphis cop arrested for pulling gun on wife and her boyfriend cuz she was being a whore wasn’t enough of an excuse…He probably shoulda just killed them and used his cop knowledge to cover it up.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

16

Feb

Rihanna Sucking Hard at the Brits of the Day

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It’s like she doesn’t even try. Bitch just puts on a one piece bathing suit and turns tricks on stage, not much has changed since she was a kid at the bajan karaoke bar, except maybe her bathing suit didn’t come second hand from Goodwill.

Seriously, this bitch is hated in her home island, an island filled with nice people, they know something you don’t….

Either way, here she is struggling to sing on stage like her high school dance video that doesn’t exist anymore, cuz bitch took it off the internet and made it disappear…

HURTING…..on so many levels….mainly my ears…but I’d go as far as say on an emotional level too….and I have no emotions…but yet I sing along to this shit…fuck you marketing.

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2011

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder what kind of website these people think I am running:

Hello

I am an seo consultant for babyaccessorize

We would like to exchange links with good quality web sites such as yours at http://www.drunkenstepfather.com

So I wrote back…

Steve

You are so right. My site is so relevant for Baby Accessories. I mean I am surprised it has taken you this long to find me….It’s like our sites are fucking soul mates…meant to be togther…so similar they may be related…but so perfect for each other we won’t let the fact that we are related get in the way of us fucking….you know I write about vagina, uterus and STDS and you produce products after the uterus does its job – a match made in fucking heaven. I just came…

On a side note, do you do any adult size baby accessories? I love infantilism and I wanna fuck my wife pretending she’s 2 and a half. No Pedo.

Please advise.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com…

Here are my stepLINKS….

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Irina Shayk’s Cleavage Went To The Late Show
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Kim Kardashian Gets Her VD On
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Busty Amateur Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Female Soccer Players on the Planet
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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Pam Anderson is See Through (NSFW)
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More Emma Watson Because I Know You Have a Wizard Fetish
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How About Some Caprice Anderson?
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3 Nude Chicks on a Beach – With Captions (NSFW)
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I Wanna Bang Cheryl Cole So Bad
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Videos Like This Little Pussy Crying About Justin Bieber Make Me Hate Children – VIDEO
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Here’s Some Of Anne Hatheway’s Dull Nakedness (NSFW)
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Meet Petra Silander
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Kyra is Lovely Alright (NSFW)
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Vanessa Veasley Is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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I Love Bad Girls Club Fights – VIDEO
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Here’s The FULL VIDEO of Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape In Case You Only Saw Clips (NSFW) – VIDEO
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If Jessica Simpson is This Thin in Real Life, I Am Sober As I Write This
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Milana Looks Hot in the Grass (NSFW)
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Suzie Diamond Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts (NSFW)
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Rihanna WTF Are You Wearing?
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Honey Demon is No Angel (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood is Always Easy to Look At
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Hottie Gets Leggy is Short Shorts
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Man I Love Isla Fisher
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Longoria is Leggy in High Heels
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Cam Girl FAIL
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Nikki, Anika or Medika? Take Your Pic (NSFW)
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Karla Spice is Hot in Leopard Print (NSFW) – VIDEO
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8 fast food items that will ensure you die of a heart attack
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David LaChapelle is Suing Rihanna
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Bangin Candy: The New 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models
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Rosario Dawson’s Great Boobs
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Kim Kardashian Bangs Another Dude On Camera
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80 People Struck With Disease At Playboy Mansion. Ya Don’t Say!
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Davorka Tovilo And Her Big Tits In A See Through Dress
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An Emma Watson Tit Slip
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Adrianne Curry Totally Fuckable In Black Latex
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Geri Halliwell Grabs And Handful Of Her Big Tits
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