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2022

10

Aug

Madison Pettis Bikini Top of the Day

Madison Pettis is soem child star who was probably exploited by her parents like she was Jeanette McCurdy, who just released a book about how happy she is her mom is dead, because her mom was a broke ghetto bitch who saw dollar signs in her daughter, and molested her in the process, you know child star shit…..when the casting happens and the money starts rolling in……the living vicariously through the daughter, owning the fame and spending the money comes quick…

I actually don’t know anything about Madison Pettis because I don’t fucking care about her origin story, I just know she was a Disney kid that Rihanna randomly, because everything in Hollywood is random, nothing is set up or staged in a way to manipulate the masses, or to control whatever agenda they are pusshing, she was clearly just some cast by Disney kid that Rihanna thought, “I should use her in my billion dollar lingerie brand to help put her more on the map cuz them titties are hot”….and who cares…….cuz them titties are hot and whether the system is rigged or not, really doesn’t make a fucking difference as to whether the titties are hot, since we’re here for the titties.

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2022

10

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I am on the fence about the legalization of weed……maybe it’s just my weed hazed paranoia because as an alcoholic who likes polluting my body with anything I can, I always felt that weed was the equivalent of smoking salad, you know getting my greens, I’m not trying to make lame ass weird puns here, I mean it’s organic, grown anywhere, not processed, a fucking weed….so when you eat dog shit like me, any vegetation seems like a good health choice.

Then there’s the whole fights cancer, helps depression, helps A.D.D and all that shit, that I guss didnt’ work so well for weed advocate Olivia Newton John, but I guess she could have died decades ago if it wasn’t for the weed, who fucking knows.

I am on the fence about the weed legalization thing, because I don’t trust the whole lawmakers doing what is best for the people and can only assume it’s a vessel for them to poison people, but maybe I am underestimating their greed when they can corner the market and make all the weed money, right.

I guess, we’ll have to see how that pans out, as the President of your country is fighting for Russia to legalize weed with that Grinder dude, something we can only assume he’ll do at home and be forced to release all the weed criminals still in jail for weed here, hopefully into your neighborhood so you always have a PLUG.

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2022

10

Aug

Alyssa Lynch Tighty Whities of the Day

Alyssa Lynch is some influencer or actress who ended up becoming an influencer since influencers are the real fucking stars out there, all fake as shit, with their face injections to match the filters they use, to help game us all into thinking they are hotter than they are, when they have no real marketable skill besides taking pics of themselves that dudes are into jerking off to, or that girls want to follow their lead on, and the whole thing is just some transactional, demonic addiction to money grubbing, overpaid idiots mess……….where as the whole acting thing is just some bullshit dream they have to get famous, but they can skip all that memorizing lines, the boring parts to get that audience……

I don’t know shit about Alyssa Lynch, but she’s in a pair of men’s underwear, which I’ve known dudes who have a fetish for that shit, which always seemed gay or pedo of them, but my theory is panties are panties and us perverts want to get in them, no matter how big or masculine, or Revenge of the Nerds in the 80s they are….and that applies to Alyssa Lynch as she navigates the getting famous in LA thing half naked and greased up like a pig at the fair…..

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2022

10

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

If pants can’t double as a pussy hugging masturbation sex toy, then are they really pants at all?

I remember seeing some Claire Danes movie where she played a retard, which was pretty offensive in hindsight, you know since they didn’t hire a retard, and I don’t see any real difference in standing on the street corner with a helmet on, hitting two rocks together, drooling on yourself, with an erection as your arm smashes into your chest……and a Hollywood movie where the retard is endearing and the performance is called ACTING…….it’s all the fucking same offensive shit…

FORREST GUMP – I’m talking to you and your CHARADE parties with teen girls…….

But yeah, Claire Danes played a retard who made a machine to hug slaughter house cows about to be killed off to calm them down in the scary, probably terrifying meat processing plants, you know I eat meat, but I still think slaughter houses are fucking evil, since cows have souls and all.

So i can only assume all the pussy wedgies are the vagina equivalent, maybe scared or nervous out in public, nothing a pant pulled into your cunt can’t resolve……maybe nervous not being on social media while pretending to be an actual human……nothing a pant i cunt can’t fix.

All while giving me something to stare at, because leaving the house without seeing a scared vagina being consoled by a pair of tight pants, is fucking gay. Luckily, it NEVER happens. I see random pussy all day thanks to the pussy wedgie.

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2022

10

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipple of the Day

In terms of hard nipples, there was a time when I could get off to a set of hard nipples alone. It was a simpler time, one of a homesteading prospector living in the disconnected world, with no cellular phone giving me ball cancer in my pocket to check in with my friends, where it was just me and my surroundings, my friends, not that I ever had friends, I’m not a likeable person, but you gt what I am saying…….porn wasn’t available at a click of a button on devices I had around the house, it was a magazine, a VHS, both you’d get way too much use out of, so that when you came across a set of hard nips in school, at work, on the bus, in the park, at a party….it was enough for you to get off….and as you know with hard nips, some girls are just prone to always having them, making them to go-to person to be around, to capture as much of the content you could, with your mind not your cinema grade quality camera on your phone giving you ball cancer in your pocket.

Elsa Hosk is top tier model pussy, even after having a baby sharted out of her twat, an her mom nips, probably no longer milk filled, but if they were I’d buy a gallon like I was a schizo lifter on twitter for the HGH……

She’s also in bikini and it’s pretty fucking wonderful.



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2022

10

Aug

Stella Maxwell Pussy Print of the Day

Stella Maxwell is the social climbing hipster model who I first saw in a Terry Richardson shoot where she had wonky ass hipster titties and looked like a straight up dude on estrogen, but for whatever reason, she decided to go full bimbo, land Victoria’s Secret, probably because she was being human trafficked, or involved in other suspicious behavior, hence her fetish for fucking famous chicks, you know like KRISTEN STEWART..and Bella Hadid and Miley Cyrus, there have been a bunch of normie industry girls rumored to have sat on this face.

She is in Ibiza on some yacht with Irina Shayk, who may be bankrolling the whole thing with her prostitution money, or her child support, but there’s always a rich dude behind yachts with models on it.

But child support, modeling and sucking dick for a dollar is basically same same. They are being fancy and luxurious in these times to just say “Fuck you, losers who aren’t as hot as us”.

Stella’s outfit hugs her pussy harder than an emotionally broken Kristen Stewart probably did, and that’s always fun to look at on PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY, but being a skinny model means the pussy isn’t fat enough to chew on like cud..or VISUALIZE yourself chewing on like cud…….do people visualize chewing cud when eating pussy. I assume it’s a thing.

Point of the story, lesbian fetish model is still looking hot, but I like tall skinny models who probably diddle Irina Shayk in a date rape setting while drunk in luxurious settings.

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2022

10

Aug

Sydney Sweeney in Cotton of the Day

How colonialist of her, supporting a fabric that fuelled the SLAVE TRADE, typical white privilege.

Did you hear her complain about how she needs to film more than one movie a year, which is such a bummer even though it is her job, in order to support her celebrity life, because she just doesn’t make enough money being the trending celebrity of the times, at least compared to the only fans girls, some who get less nude that she does, meaning she bought into the wrong money grubbing bucket, but thanks to celebrity crossing over into social media, she’ll be able to transition into self produced porn easily and as hollywood scrambles to figure out what people want to watch, she’ll still get the shitty pay days from the movies, so her crying broke in these inflationary times, despite Biden saying inflation was 0% in July, affect us all and turn all whores into actual whores…..

The viral, created by the industry, who surprised us with huge tits when it was the right time, since I had seen her in a few things prior to Euphoria and didn’t even notice her tits, just nothing but inbred ceiling eyes is in a campaign for a brand based on Cotton, which she is making more money than you’ve made in 5 years combined, but bitch will still cry poor because people are greedy, materialistic, empty scumbags.

I actually like Sydney Sweeney, mainly for her tits on her small frame, her acting is pretty bullshit and she’d make a hell of a lot more money putting household objects in her ass on OnlyFans, but she has decided to take the hit, make less money, by showing her tits on TV, even though everyone knows selling nudes is the future and TV is not, so she’ll cross over to the nude selling world, she’s already naked all the time, she might as well make actual money doing it, it’s not like her acting will ever get her to Meryl Streeps’ creepy satanic level……that era is done.

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2022

10

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Fatties have vaginas too, it just takes more work to find them…

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2022

10

Aug

Idiot Dancers and Other Videos of the Day

Flexible Leg behind Head

Hand Walk

What Time is It.

Miss Fixit

She’s Got Legs

Big Broad

Military Girls

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2022

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Yeah i still have a website, yeah, no one reads it……SO WHAT. Jerk.

I do girl content, but big tech hates girl content, THOSE TOXIC MASCULINE MISOGYNISTS they call it Porno content, even if it isn’t Porno content, if this is porno content, it’s the worse porno content around, but since big tech hates women and thinks it is porno content, I have missed out on millions of dollars, seriously, as stupid as that sounds, it is true……I can’t promote shit on social, I get deleted, I couldn’t run google ads when it was paying big money, I couldn’t do youtube monetization……

AND it is all because Big Tech Hates women, which I always thought was funny, since the dot com billionaires, the high paid execs, the ad agency owners and directors, are all the biggest perverts trying to get wrist deep in questionable whores or underage whores because they can afford to…..yet 9 – 5, for the sake of the business and maintaining a bullshit lie of an image, while jerking off to their secretary’s legs in their office, they say “titty sites are so vulgar, make sure we don’t advertise on any of those”……fucking goofs.

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