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2022

11

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Just think of all the parasites you can get eating all this ass, I mean enough parasites to make a gay guy full of parasites blush, since the asshole, which I consider the window to the soul, is a dirty shit filled place and people are relatively disgusting and never get de-wormed like a dog, so instead they just pass their parasites along, eventually having so many parasites that the parasites control what foods they eat, even how they feel, because the parasites want to survive man, they want to THRIVE and they need a host body to do that.

LOTS of fucking parasites…….

The reason I call the asshole the window to the soul is simple, I’ve said it before but when sexting a girl, getting the asshole and pussy shot from behind is the coveted, YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALL, now get her to stick things in her ass, like you’re a masterful director creating art, they call you HITCHCOCK, because you know what you want to see out of these girls who for some reason are rooked into your charming words, so much that they send you the nudes they took for other dudes, cuz you aren’t directed shit, you’re cock is basically HITCHHIKING through the sex, YOU AIN’T GOT A CAR OF YOUR OWN, but you can still call yourself HITCHCOCK…..it applies.

The thong, a useless panty, since you can just not wear panties to avoid the visible panty line……but effective in letting us see all the asshole they barely cover while pretending to be a panty……and here’s a bunch of em!

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2022

11

Aug

Denise Richards Geriatric Sponge Bath of the Day

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Dude, creepy old ladies who are trying to fake that they are still hot using modern tech, like filters, angles, and other manipulative tactics, in efforts to get their core fanbase of serious fucking losers who don’t know how to move on with their life, to throw some money at them in hopes of seeing what they fell in love with 3 decades ago, too retarded to be disappointed, maybe even delusional enough to think if they show their support to Denise Richards, she’ll WILD THINGS them, if she takes time away from WILD THINGS-ing her daughter, who she produces OnlyFans Content with because they are fucking perverted, fucked up, demented, hollywood trash that may have AIDS since her ex husband has AIDS, because Hollywood is a vile place but girls like Denise Richards flocked to it, to get banged out in it, and this is the end result..the last HURRAH, the last cash grab, get it when you can……..despite being a 50 year old sexting in the worst way, because 50 year olds don’t get it, no matter how experienced they are at sex work.

What happened to sweaters, baking cookies, doing normal grandma shit at grandma ages. It weirds me out…but not enough to not cheer her on to keep on going deeper down this money grubbing rabbit hole, that once they get a taste of, they go more and more hardcore, so just how hardcore Denise Richards go, we don’t know, but I’m thinking in a year from now, there will be toys in ass, but I am not subscribing to find out, save that for the other pathetic losers who can’t give up on the past, this losers fine just updating a blog like it was 2004.

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2022

11

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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“Hey Ladies, looks like you dropped something”……..was an old tactic I’d use to look up skirts or to check out ass growing up, but according to the internet, dudes into ass are just closet case homos, as the ass is the gateway to that heathen ass sex, so when a hot ass is worshipped, it’s one step closer to MonkeyPox.

So in this case, it’s not manipulative strategies to use against simple minded, gullible women, who know you’re just trying to see up their skirt, and like it. You know, it was a simpler time.

Today, the drops are with their tits, in a gameshow kind of way, that doesn’t require any dudes thirstily or pathetically begging, because it’s a trending thing girls do to get noticed, what else are they to do with their big tits, so other girls doing it, give them the FOMO they need to get the thrill of flashing tit like it’s Mardi Gras every day of the week.

Clearly, toxic masculinity, misogyny and all that good stuff will get blamed, feminism in the form of the bravery of showing your tits, cuz that’s what you want to do as a powerful woman will be praised, and ultimately, we’re all the winners cuz we get to see SO many tits flashed in such a fun way.

Titty drops are great! Keep em coming!

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2022

11

Aug

Girls Who Fart, The Latest TikTok Craze of the Day

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You’re not living unless you’re live-streaming, you don’t exist unless you over share every second of your insignificant life for less significant or more insignificant losers to watch……because they are so empty and you are so empty, but at least you’re the empty one being watched, so you can pretend there is a purpose to your life, as you find whatever lame viral trend, humiliating act, to get a viral clip, or to maintain viral appal….. this everyone is a 24 hour tv show is fuckin repulsive. Makes me sick, like girls who fart, a new and vile oversharing tiktok trend for those chasing fame, virality, who knows, it’s weird.

Sure, it’s nothing new, girls have been farting since the dawn of time, it’s a human bodily function and we all have fucked up diets from eating all the poison they feed us. Farting has been a fetish, as it is a human bodily function and dudes are weird, just never MY fetish because I pretend the asshole is for eating and fucking, not for shitting and fartin’. What’s weird about this is that the girls participating are NORMIES. They’ve normalized doing whatever it takes to get seen and that’s fucking wild to me!

Posted in:Videos

2022

11

Aug

Carmen Electra’s Basketballs of the Day

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I’m pretty sure I’ve already posted about how Carmen Electra has made the cash grab decision in her old age to sell shitty nudes to the fans who are still around, since they are still around, they’re likely very keen on her, and basically putty in her hand that she can convert to her nude subscription model website.

All the old timers who built their careers up as women to jerk off to, most of whom we’ve already seen naked, but don’t really care to see them naked now that they are 50, but apparently a bunch of people do.

It’s pretty lazy and pathetic times really, especially when you see the dog shit pictures these people put together all half assed pretending it’s some hot and compelling content to suck in the money to make it a cash grab, because I guess if it required work, talent, skill, effort, it would make the million dollars a month far less desirable, but the joke is that they can do dog shit like this, pass it off as a nude and the fans so pathetic they come in for more.

I don’t hate Carmen Electra, I don’t eve think she’s ugly, I just got her nudes from the 90s, and they’ll do, I don’t need to watch the humiliation process of her aging out but holding on, even if it makes her serious hooker money….it’s NOT all about the money bro.

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2022

11

Aug

Emma Roberts at the Titty Farm Ready to Be Milked of the Day

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She is a new enough mom, she may still lactate, exciting for all your body builders and preppers out there who see tit milk as the sustenance you need to get the proper swoll on in the gym, or to have access to nutrients without having to lug around a cow, while being forced to suck said tit to get that sustenance, we do TITTY MILK mondays around here, so we’re all too familiar with you weirdos into titty doing what they were designed to do……no, not get cummed on……produce MILK, you freaks.

Anyway, Emma Roberts has been one of my celeb favorites, so her tits at the farm, whether with milk or not, could use a milking, and if only I was a migrant farm hand I always wanted to be, you know to be there to offer my tit sucking skills, they’d call me “automated teet sucker in human form” and the rash I’d leave behind probably far less gross than that of the industrial farming machinery they use in these modern times….as they target farmers as the enemy, try to bribe them to destroy crop or sell, because he who controls the food CONTROLS the world.

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2022

11

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines were never really a fetish of mine coming up, but I did think they were pretty funny in the way they reflected under the black light at the stripclub, almost like a CSI Miami episode where Horatio Crane was looking for cum….

I’ve been around trashy girls, in a city that had Tanning Salons on every corner, like they have massage parlors on every corner, even the small peripheral towns had tanning salons, even those that had nothing else…you’d drive through, see a corner store, we call the Deps, not bodegas like you New York fucks, but yeah, there’d be a Dep and a Tanning salon, so I’ve seen my share of tanlines……

Tanlines have slowly become a fetish, assuming they are from the actual sun and not some chemical spray, which you can’t assume, since it’s mainly from a chemical spray, as people have decided the sun is cancer causing, but chemicals that stain your skin are DOPE.

So yeah, they’ve become a fetish because I’m like “what, you go outside, that’s so edgy, daring, and exciting of you!” I mean not a sloth bitch on a couch ordering food while counting their likes to make sure that instagram isn’t short changing them, you know focus on the important shit.

While I like girls who get outside, hence my love for tanlines before they become leathery monsters.

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2022

11

Aug

My Kind of Cow Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Firm Tits

Sloppy Tit

Bikini By the Pool

We’ve Got some Amateur Dancers

Nice Eyes

Thick Thigh Dance

Dream of Genie

Fit Girl

OMG they Match – What Cult are they In?

Deep Stretch!

Strong Bitch

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2022

11

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was talking to my only friend Stefan about the old fashioned stripclub buffet, which I doubt is a thing post COVID, since Starbucks doesn’t even let you pour your own cream and sugar in these parts, due to COVID……

But yeah, I miss the strip club buffet, the watching pussy dance, while eating some free greasy ass food, all for the 2 dollar cover charge, during happy hour when beer was like 10 dollars for 2 pitchers….I’d get there for lunch and I’d leave there at 2 in the morning, just 10 hours of tits in my face, being fed too well and getting pretty fucking wasted, all for under 50 dollars between 2-3 people.

I guess, the internet has killed customer service and good fucking times, but you’d think this slutty era of girls who don’t seem to think Anal Sex existed before they started producing it for OnlyFans, would be into the stripclub buffet experience, but I guess they are all too lazy to leave the house or the screen…

This is an rra where everyone is into the exact same thing, and it’s all pretty slutty, but the victims in all this are the perverts who rememeber when we had to hunt, gather, and go to stripclubs for sluts, which was actually a more fulfilling and meaningful time, where memories were created instead of just scrolling more reandom clickbait pussy…..

I guess I’m a romantic, here are some stepLINKS in the morning/afternoon, I wake up at 1 pm, I’m a degenerate, fuck you.

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Tom Brady is Absent Over Personal Reasons
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Willem Dafoe Deep Fake as Ace Ventura
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Chinese Balancing Artist
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Maddie Ziegler Talks Dance and Eats Sushi in the Bathroom with Hailey Bieber!
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People Having a Shit Day
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Guitar Playing Robot Freaks Me Out
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Peta wants Joe Namath’s Mink Coat
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First Look at Johnny Depp as Louis XV
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2022

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know you’re probably picking up dick at the monkey pox vaccination clinic or rekindling old flames from the gay bath house who railed you unprotected cuz you’re on prep at the bathhouse at the monkey pox vaccination clinic…….but I am over here mapping out ways to be a real rebel in this weak, sad, lonely, pathetic, manipulated existence we have……..

Be a rebel – start a family or donate sperm to populate the earth with your far superior sperm to the NPCs….

Look at this girl’s opinion on Feminism – EXACTLY –

Feminism is a scam pic.twitter.com/7KsauiixmF

— Brittany Martinez (@BritMartinez) August 10, 2022

Be a rebel – move out of the city to get out away from all these freaky fucks…….

Be a rebel – grow your own food because making your own food means you don’t depned on the traditional industrial food channels…..now that farmers are their number one enemy, BECOME one…..

Be a rebel, unplug from that bullshit hive mind, those parasites don’t want you dead, but they want you weak, fat, lonely, depleted, barely human, struggling…..

Or just fuck dudes, even though you’re straight, to show your solidarity to the woke agenda that is destroying lives and a fucking species with bullshit…….as if you were ever straight……

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Sofia Vergara is Back to Judging
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Bri Teresi Makes Golf Great!
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Brie Larson’s Doing a Hot Stretch
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5 Of The Best Gadgets Under $100 on Amazon!
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Rosie Huntington is in a Swimsuit
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The Armie Hammer Doc Looks Wild
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11 Momeents Caught By Tourists
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Halsey at Nintendo World in Japan
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Lindsey Pelas Brings the Flames!
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Angela Yee is Leaving the Breakfast Club
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Aweesome Glider Landing
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Hot Model Debbie St Pierre in Miami
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Carmella Rose Wears See Through Lingerie to Introduce us to Her Pussy!
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Your Latest Emmy Host
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Angry Oil in a Blanket
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Cami Mendes in “Do Revenge”
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Hot Nude Model
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Legend Gene LeBell has Died
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GoPro Dropped Down a Pipe
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Michael Jordan’s 1998 NBA Finals Jersey is Going Up for Auction!
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Faith Schroder Side Boob!
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Lili Reinhart Does the Dew
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Fitness Gear
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Selena Gomez Bending Over
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Sharna Burgess Legs
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Rosie Huntington Bikinis
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Lili Reinhart at the Airport
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Nathalie Emmauel in a Hot Dress
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Khloe Kardashian at Dinner
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Jenetter McCurdy in Fuck Me Boots
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Katy Perry Titty Gown
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Emmy Rossum in a Green Dress
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Drew Barrymore in NYC
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Kesha’s Square Tits in a Sheer Dress
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Lili Reinhart on the Tonight Show
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Aubrey Plaza Being Hot
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Katie Holmes on the Streets
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Celebs Naked in the Movies
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Hot Flat Tummy Girls
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Toy Story
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Kazumis Life at Home
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Peeing on the butthole
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This Girl is Going to Hell
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Heavy Tits
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Always be Prepared
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Hot Pyjama Removal
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Fight Night
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Stepsisters
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Showing the Pink
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Tight Dresses
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Dildo Rider
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Misfit Memes
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Hot Big Tits Getting Fucked
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Thalia Paris Hot Nude Model
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Riding the Toy
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Tit SLips
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Award Winning Pussy Wedgie
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Anal Sex Time
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Showing off the Big CLit
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Bus Fuck
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Car Sex
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Loving Couple
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27 People Having a Shit Day
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