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2022

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Instead of the apocalypse, the controlled collapse, the depopulation agenda, the fact that Hollywood and Music is super Satanic and they don’t even hide it, let’s worry’s about TITS!

I was walking down the street and saw an Eastern European in a crop top, bike short outfit, hard nipples and I just knew she was the kind of girl selling self fisting squirt videos to lame ass losers with disposable income and I thought, I’m glad women like this exist on every block, sure they’re not as fun as cat calling the old school street walkers, but they are a reminder that there’s so many great distractions, we don’t even need to worry about the assholes who bought into and were sold on income taxes in the 1800s!

Just take half of the money I make, which isn’t even a lot of money, to spend on the most bullshit things, think tanks, ideas, all while trying to destroy me, demoralize me, dehumanize me, indoctrinate me, vaccinate me, as you spend all that money you take from us on bullshit!

It’s so interesting that there are still cobblestone roads from 1000 years ago in Europe, yet the streets around here are rebuilt every year, for millions of dollars, tax dollars, because we’re efficient modern people or idiots!

But hey, I saw hard nips in a crop talk walking down the street for free, so let’s focus on our degeneracy, not our retardedness!

Here are some steplINKS

Behind the Scenes at the VMAs with Dove Cameron
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Camella Rose Brings the Bikini
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Olympic Swimmer’s Booty Pic is Mad at the Booty Comments
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Get Your Tailgate On!
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Dua Lipa’s Wedding Pokies!
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EmRata Bikini Selfies
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Charli XCX Being Racy on Stage
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Gracie Hunt – Hot Heiress!
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Chris Rock Compares Hosting Oscars Again to Nicole Brown Simpson and People are Mad
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Mark Whalberg’s Bare Ass from 1999
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DJ Conner Leaves The Conners
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Bill Burr on Why English Food Sucks
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Cockatoo’s Evil Villain Laugh
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The Truck that Makes Artificial Earthquakes
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The Kardashians are Back
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10 Best Weapons for Killing Zombies
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Dan Ratcliffe as Weird Al is Weird
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Liquid Nitrogen VS Wasps
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Rocket Transporting Vehicle
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Model in Sheer White Lingerie
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Antonio Brown Wants You to Put That On!
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When Kangaroos Attack
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How VCRs work
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Man Explains Balloon Swallowing Trick!
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Nude Model in the Aquarium
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The Tom Brady Ring Fraud!
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The Clearest Ice Factory
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Rain Pushes Cars off NASCAR Track
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Putting Spray Paint in the Toaster
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Julian Edelman Could Come Out of Retirement!
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Get Your Tailgate On Like a Champ
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Lohan – No Make-up in London
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Natalie Portman in Jean Shorts
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Everything MTV VMAs
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Ruby Rose Gender Bending
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Chrishell Staus in a Tight Dress
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Stella Maxwell in Track Pants
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Sarah HYland in Leggings
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Nicki Minaj Crazy Outfit
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kaia Gerber in Mask Fighting COVID
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Emma Roberts in Shorts
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Bella Hadid at the US Open Being Retarded
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Liz Olsen Legs in SHorts
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Leather Dress at an Event
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Emma Watson Photoshoot
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Zooey Deutch Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Cornhole
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Taco Tuesday
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Bounce Bounce
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Double Flashers at the Game
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Double Header
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Slutty Babes on Boats
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Chemtrail Dildos
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Perverted Clouds
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Toyin the Front Hole
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Bounce Bounce
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Big Twerk at the Porn Convention
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Doing the Splits
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August Skye Bikini Strip
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Lesbian Train Choo Choo
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Naked Lily
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Balcony Party
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Wienergate!
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Toy in Ass
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Outdoor Amateurs Fuck
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Dildo in the ASs
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Erotic Photographer’s Work
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Asian Good Girl in the Shower
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Creamy Pussy Fuck
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Nude Model Spreads her Legs
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Brooke Banner Classic Nude Model Shoot
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Naked Indonesian Girls
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25 More people Having a Skitty Day
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Amateur Fuckers
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Anal Gasm
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Get Back in the Kitchen Nude Chicks
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Plug in Ass Insertion
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2022

30

Aug

Charlbi Dean Kriek is the Hot Dead Actress of the Day

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I only found out about South African model and actress Charlbi Dean the other week because she’s in some “Eat the Rich” inspired movie that makes the rich out to be fucking idiots, where she plays one of the rich on a Cruise ship that goes down! Wood Harrelson is the captain!

Well, as it turns out – she’s dead due to a sudden illness at 32 years old and we’re all left wondering what could have happened, what is the cause of all these young people dying, I mean could it have anything to do with experimental medicines that killed off all the animals in the trials, I mean that’d be making a hefty fucking assumption, but regardless when a hot young chick who was a bout to pop off in a big way drops dead, we should all look on in sadness, appreciate her for what she’s done, while looking at her old hot pics to see what we’re going to be missing from her!

It’s a sad story, but if it is caused by what I think it is, and it’s not an opiate overdose, a broken heart suicide, some other kind of overdose, or some other kind of suicide, it’s hard to feel too much sadness, you gotta know what you’re putting in your body, and you can’t just do what the TV tells you to do, you do have a fucking brain, brainless!

Remember all cause mortality is higher than ever, you don’t need to wonder too hard as to why, probably because people didn’t go to the doctor during the pandemic to get some horrible, terminal illness that went undetected, THAT must be it!

Or she was a liability, so they had to sacrifice her as part of the marketing of the film, you know sacrifice one to excel the others! That couldn’t be it either!

When a hot chick dies, we all feel it! RIP MOTHERFUCKER!

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2022

30

Aug

Shay Mitchell Mom Tits of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is not the most important Canadian, I watched the Shania Twain documentary on Netflix for about 15 minutes to see her modest start in the entertainment industry as a young girl in Northern Ontario, before making the move to Nashville to blow the fuck up and break records for women in song bullshit with her feminist anthems that never felt overly feminist to me, but that you know had to be postured that way for the sake of the current climate of our times, and really Shania was fucking hot and way more impressive than Shay Mitchell, but at least Shay’s not a bloated 60 year old yet, so staring at her mom of two tits on some luxury vacation cuz she’s rich, seems more fulfilling than jerking off to old Shania Twain videos like we did in the 90s and MTV was our jerk off material!

I’m glad she’s wearing her diaper sized underwear so that we don’t need to see her blown out, recently dropped a baby belly and vagina, while letting us look at her big mom tits, that are likely milk filled mom tits, because clearly she’s outgrown Canada, is no longer in Canada, because if she was, this would be her sucking back a Molson beer, maple syrup dripping off her face, in a snowsuit at her igloo and clearly she’s far too rich and famous for that!

These are pretty boring, I am going to try to find something more fulfilling, but while I do that, look at them mom tits!

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2022

30

Aug

Sharon Stone Stunned Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I was going to post this Sharon Stone pic yesterday, because I saw it posted on the wekend, and sites like People, Women’s Health, Page Six, US Weekly, and other celebrity pornographers with budget, mainstream ads, a writing staff, got it up right when it got posted, because that’s the world we are in!

The blog life was easy to get views back in the day, because the big magazines were slow to the internet and would publish their celeb stories that were days or weeks old, while we’d come in aggressively with all the slutty content, get labeled a porn site, remain oppressed, cancelled, censored, unmonetizable for basically ever, and I think around the time I started, Sharon Stone was about 65 years old and that was a lifetime ago!

They are saying she’s 65 now, but I think shes closer to 80!

She posted her bikini pic, they called it “Mourning the end of summer” not “mourning the end of life” and it got her some compliments she was fishing for, because apparently women post bikini pics for compliments from other women, just not compliments from dudes saying shit like “Motorboat Time?” or “I’ll lubricate that old dry pussy and fill it with random household objects that fit, like your dyson vacuum, you rich fuck”….because the fact is her pussy is a big deal, in the VHS days, I had that Basic Instinct VHS, and I blew out that pussy flashing, iconic, pantyless, skirt uncrossing of the legs brilliance!

But that doesn’t mean I like her fake tits and old ass body 35 years later, I’ll still loo, but praising her for her “Killer Abs” is fucking weird, since I don’t see abs, but in a fat world, maybe these are abs to those 50+ fetish sites that need to get flagged NSFW with their Sharon Stone smut!

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2022

30

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I am a tiny tit ambassador, activists, hero who champions the cause and spreads the good word that natural tits are better than fake tits, which includes tiny tits, that even if girls are brainwashed into thinking they’ll be happier and do better with the big tits, at least according to the algorithm on social media, big tits get all the hits, being a rebel and taking ownership on the tiny tits is the way to true happiness!

I think tiny tits are hot, the bodies they are on typically more fit, tiny, tight, at least to look at, because some skinny small tit girls out there don’t have the fat needed to keep their vaginas taught, so you can just put all the fists you want in them, no resistence, but who are we kidding, we’re not fucking any of these girls, we’re just looking at their nudes, which for the record can be MORE wonderful than a set of big sloppy tits, and substantially better than a set of fucking bolt ons some body dysmorphia bitch just made her sugar daddy buy her because she thinks the reasons she’s failed in life is because of tiny tits, and the big, inflammation causing, put some prosthetic inside your chest surgically, is the answer!

Point of the story is these tiny tits know they have tiny tits and still fucking show theme off and that’s the fucking point of life too!

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2022

30

Aug

Karrueche Tran Nip Slip of the Day

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With the whole trans movement blowing the fuck up, where everyone is either convincing their kids that they are trans, or convincing themselves that their trans, the trans thing is no longer just a porn category, it’s a category of HUMAN, that one could argue is hardly human, but I am of the school of thought that you can do whatever you want to yourself, sexually, or otherwise, so log as you leave me the fuck alone and don’t try to involve the kids!

I can still think the trans thing is a weird Body Modification trend, when I was in High School, kids would be Gothic, or Stoners, or have some tattoos and piercings, they weren’t on hormones or sterilizing themselves as a quest to find happiness, that SPOILER ALERT, they won’t find!

So it seems like everyone is going Tran, I have 6 people on my facebook who weren’t even gay, I’m talking parents with kids, who are making the transition and it doesn’t really make sense to me, but as someone who has jerked off to girls, maybe it’s some weird programming, glitch in the matrix, that makes them want to be the naked girls getting all the attention!

Which I guess TRAN is realizing she should monetize on, maybe get the search results for the word TRAN, since it’s trending and their could be some spillover, which could be why she’s walking around with her titty out, all part of the rebrand!

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2022

30

Aug

Michelle Monaghan Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Monaghan is one of the 45+ bitches with a fit body who feels compelled to post bikini pics to show off that being a rich, famous, vapid, materialistic, celebrity, actress, pile of shit of a human, opportunistic whore, attention seeker, superficial, jealous of the YOUTH, scared of being aged out, allows her to be hot enough to look at half naked, in bikini, which is what you’d want out of a hireable actor of any age! They have a responsibility to be hot!

I find it interesting that Michelle Lynn Monaghan waited until she was 46 to turn to social media to cry for attention from the fans, to increase her relevance, and ideally her pay day on acting jobs, because I’ve been doing this site for 18 years, meaning since she was 30 years old, and I still don’t know aything she’s been in!

I have NEVER tried to dig through my fat to find my dick in hopes of getting hard to have a one night of romance with the bitch, and that’s disappointing or at least a sign of failure on her part!

Not that they should want ME to try to bring my dick back from the dead to their nude scenes and smut, but they should want all the pervs out there doing that their entire careers, and she dropped the fucking ball!

So if anything, I’m mad at her for not bringing the good when she was PRE 45 years old, but I’ll still ook at the old rot, since she’s not fat!

That’s all it takes for me to care, DON’T BE FAT when half naked and we’re good!

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2022

30

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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There’s some fitness bitch in the neighborhood who is see regularly enough running by, or squatting in the park, doing whatever kind of high intensity training program I assume she does to increase revenue in her sex work, but I’ve never actually chatted her up, those fitness bitches run too fast, they’re just better to look at in passing!

Anyway, this fitness bitch, who may just be into fitness because she knows her ass thanks her for it every day, was walking by me for a change, wearing a pair of the skimpiest, pussy hugging, pussy forward, but you could see the pussy from behind, it was basically like she was wearing a skin toned outfit and it looked like she had a thong on!

Her ass and I thank her for and there’s a reason that the homeless guy I talk to and I call her “the Jen Selter”, who for those of you who don’t know, like the homeless guy I talk to, Jen Selter was or is an influencer with a fake ass who pretends to be a fitness icon, so it only makes sense!

The point of the story is GET outside, there are tight pants waiting to be sexualized by girls who will complain about being sexualized for innocently wearing tight pants, but who love being sexualized in their tight pants, they just can’t ADMIT it, that would make them whores, it’s far easier to blame the men for taking their public exposed pussy through pants and making it sexual!

“I’m just trying to touch my toes over here, stop looking you perv”

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2022

30

Aug

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a hot mom model who I assume is in her 30s by now, because she only came into our lives as a Victoria’s Secret Angel when she was 27, due to her having a Swedish Meatball of a life before modelling as a pro basketball player you’d actually wnat to fuck, unlike that Brit Griner drug smuggler, who looks more like the kind of player who would be fucking you, with her giant dick!

Elsa Hosk is no longer a VS model, because they’ve phased them out and turned them into demons, but that doesn’t mean she can’t post her damn lingerie pics for the fans, which is what she’s doing here!

We don’t NEED corny corporate mall brand VS to get half naked motherfuckers!

She also reposted an old gem of her doing her rendition of Tom Cruise in Risky Business:

Like so many other people, it is poorly executed, because Tom Cruise was not wearing his sunglasses in the scene, or white shirt, his shirt is Pink:

But that doesn’t mean I don’t have an interest in watching her mom ass dance in her underwear, because it’s probably the only interest I do have in this life of going through the motions until I die!

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2022

30

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I think one of the only good things about the internet, besides WIKIPEDIA rewriting history, is girls realizing that they can make millions of dollars by selling nude pics of themselves to sad lonley losers with disposable income, looking for some sort of connection to anyone, or anything, because we’re an empty, sad and medicated society, is the BIKINI PIC!

In a lot of ways, the Bikini pic was the precursor to the normalization of selling nudes to members like you were a teen model in the late 90s, when member sites were huge, but that the normies would never even think of partaking in, because they worried about their future self!

You know that the bikini pics of social media, getting all the likes and comments, because we’re a perverted bunch, opened up the comfort levels, and got girls going more and more nude, until they found themselves getting off to sending nudes to strangers they met on a dating app, only to realize during a pandemic that the world was over, might as well start making money off these, because like generations of women before them, they know when shit hits the fan, when all else fails, when the end is near, when collapse is happening, when there’s no money, no food, no water, they can ALWAYS sell their pussies!

So the bikini pic, holds are warm place in my heart as the reason we’ve got so many whores in my life, and here’s some girls in swimwear, not necessarily being whores, but inspiring whores, which is better!

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