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2011

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The fear of the government taking over the internet and making all of us obsolete in exchange for corporation to control lead me to some hard afternoon drinking, but I realize, they haven’t shut me down yet and I have a responsibility to you…and by you I mean my addiction to posting on a site no one reads…so here are my stepLINKS…

The New Olsen Twin is Worth Fucking….
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I Love a Good Real Housewives Brawl – VIDEO
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Badass Styles Cowboy
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Sexiest Superbowl Ads of All Time
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Because Mondays Should Be Started Off Right (NSFW)
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Some Exclusive Matt Damon on Set With Cameron Crow Pics
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Pierced Nippled Amateur Gets Fucked For Money (NSFW)
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If you are Still Bored – You Need TO Watch Real Life Girls Get Naked At
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Naya Rivera Is Totally Fuckable And Here’s Why…
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Adriana Lima Goes Topless!
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Remember When Mischa Barton Was Smoking Hot? Here’s Proof
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Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures
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Well At Least Now We Know Who to Blame For Kim Kardashian Trying to Launch a Music Career
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Girl Works Her Butthole With a Vibrator
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Ranking the 25 Hottest Female Athletes Under 25
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In Case You Missed the Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman Sex Scene
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That Golden Voice Guy Quite Rehab Already
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Sex Toys Galore (NSFW)
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Mischa Barton Toplessness
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Man I Wanna Bang Jessica Szohr
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Jacqueline Suzanne, Jillian Welsh, Brittany Szemerei, Amber Evans and Tatyana Vorzheva (NSFW)
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Guess Who’s Gone to Rehab of the Day
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Some Pam Anderson Titties Just Cause ItËs Been Awhile
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Water is too Cold For These Girls Naked Photoshoot (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Who is Naya Rivera and Why ArenËt I Stalking Her Yet
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Get a Load of Sara Cane (NSFW)
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Girls of NSFW – Inked Magazine
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Random Photo Gallery of the Day
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Introducing Elba Everlasting
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Pure Comedy: Yoji Pop (Japanese MJ Impersonator) On American Idol Singing ìParty In The USAî [Video]
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Two Young Teens in a Bedroom Dancing & Getting Naked (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Tabitha and Friend Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Videos That Make Me Wanna Say NO To Drugs
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Rihanna: New ‘S&M’ Video Pictures!
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Summer Lynn is One Hot Busty Blonde
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Torrie Wilson and Her Hotness Are Out of Hand
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Fat Ass in a Mask
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria Secret Spring 2011
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Naked Teens Get Wild on Stage (NSFW) VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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NakedNews: Worst Thing a Guy Can Do On a First Date! (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Kendra Rice Will Make Your Days Better
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Scared for Life on a Rollercoaster – VIDEO
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TODDLER TRAP – THIS IS AMAZING (VIDEO)
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What Do Jennifer Aniston, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Megan Fox, and The Sex And The City Stars All Have In Common?
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ëSkinsí Might Be Investigated for Child Pornography
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Victoria Justice Gonna Knock You Out
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Jason Segel Exposes Amy Adam’s Underwear
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Who Bangs It Better, Rose McGowan Or Jessica Alba
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Selena Gomez Gets Felt Up
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Pam Anderson Whips Out Her Awesome Vintage Tits
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Holly Madison Naked Before, The Girls Next Door
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

24

Jan

Some Tits on TV of the Day

The biggest thing for my future, aside from my liver surviving more self-destructive behavior, as I get on in years, I feel more and more like shit and doubt that I have much left in me to give, is the fact that TV is following my lead…It is saying that people like seeing nudity, it is kinda the basis of humanity, fuck the Christian corporations, and let’s do this thing the way we want to do it for the people, cuz otherwise the internet will make us totally irrelevant and the only competitive advantage we have over the internet is that we have budget that allow us to produce amazing nudity with amazing pussy that these idiot bloggers could never afford to get naked, and I love every second of it….

Since I was kid, I needed nudity to keep me interested in anything, which made elementary school a series of embarrassing moments, and maybe, just maybe I’ll get a job as a consultant on one of these shows, since tits is what I’ve made my life about…maybe they’ll even give me my own show, I’m willing to do anything, I have concepts for cooking shows, for craft shows, for Home Renovation shows, and they all include naked bitches, I’m fucking ready for you TV career.I just want their stamp of approval/lots of fucking money…

Let me sell out…Please…

And until I do, I like tits on TV….so here are the latest from yesterday’s best cable TV shows….

Emmy Rossum in Shameless

Camille Chen in Californication

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2011

24

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt Intentionally Drops her Purse of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt was invited to an event. It was the NRJ Music awards, it went down somewhere in Europe and such high profile people like an assortment of cheesy club DJs were in attendance, so it wasn’t like bitch was invited to the Oscars, but that didn’t stop her to cry for attention by accidentally dropping her purse and making the face she usually gets paid to do in the privacy of her bedroom for her Billionaire John who bank rolls her whoring, and the whole thing was funny to me cuz I hate the bitch, despite appreciating her tight older body, leaving me emotionally torn…provided I actually had emotions…which I don’t….

Here are some funny pics of Silvstedt accidentally dropping her purse to get noticed at an irrelevant event….which is the only event she’s getting invited to…for self-explanatory reasons…


Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

24

Jan

Selena Gomez Gets Felt Up at the Airport of the Day

If I didn’t have a criminal record. I would work for the TSA. Everyone hates on them, but I think it’s a great place for an uneducated, unqualified, high school drop out, immigrant to work, cuz it pays pretty fucking well, but more importantly because you get to see hot bitches rich enough to travel, in their laid back travel clothes…and if you choose to, you get to feel them up, strip search them, or if you want to be more lowkey, just admire their naked bodies from the new full body scan machine, making the job really fucking erotic….

I haven’t traveled much, but I have friends who do, and they always go off about how hot Airport security lines are, and I think these pics of Selena Gomez in her pussy hugging pants prove that even the basic things in life are sex…..


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

24

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Little Crackhead Shorts of the Day

It turns out that I am still a fan of Lindsay Lohan and not because I think to myself that she’ll never make a comeback so I have hope in being friends with her dyke pussy….because I have a feeling this whole drug addict thing was strategy for her to make a comeback like she was Mickey Rourke, to make us really realize the damage and abuse she endured from Mickey Mouse, giving us the perception that she’s some kind of artist who was misunderstood and robbed of her childhood, bullshit cuz Hollywood is full of shit…..

I am still a fan of Lindsay Lohan because when she shows off her little crackhead legs, in her little crackhead shorts, rocking her little lesbian boots, like some teenage girl runaway rockin’ stipper fake lips, cuz she made some choices when she was down on her luck to suck dick in back alleys before losing it all leaving her useless, damaged and to sad to shower…..she is pornography to me….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

24

Jan

Jenna Bentley’s Stupid Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Jenna Bentley is, but I know that her pictures are inspiring, not because she’s got the best body in the world, or because I am sucked in by her shitty fake tits, or even that I respect her celebrity cuz the paparazzi are being paid off to take pictures of her, in attempts that people will bother talking about her, a real low level strategy to get noticed, but because I am fucking freezing. I live in subarctic weather and I have no money to pay for heating, and I am dying here…So I guess I’ve figured out this trashy sluts purpose…other than being a vehicle for stupid fake tits…and that’s to inspire us in winter when no other celebrities are….


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Posted in:Jenna Bentley

2011

24

Jan

Girl Playing Soccer in a Bikini of the Day

I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…

As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.

I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…

Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…

Posted in:amateur

2011

24

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Flashing her Panty of the Day

I don’t say this often, because I am a pervert, and I love pussy of all states, sizes and forms but I am pretty happy Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing underwear, which is saying a lot about how unattractive and annoying I think she is, because I generally stare at all pussy, no matter how battered, abused, stretched out, or kids it has had….I like to analyze every lip fold, discoloration, ingrown hair, or rash….and I have had my mouth on pussy far worse than anything Gwyneth Paltrow is packin’, but despite all those facts, I still feel good that she’s leaving a little to the imagination, but unfortunately she’s not leaving everything to the imagination, by staying the fuck at home so we can forget she exists…


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Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2011

24

Jan

Coco’s Tits for Twitter of the Day

The thing I love about Coco is that she doesn’t pretend there’s anything more to her than a set of fucking tits and a huge fucking ass with a skinny little waist that may or may not be a high class escort hired by one dude, Ice T.

She doesn’t try to bullshit us into taking her seriously, she just gives us what we want to see and it’s almost comical, ridiculous and a comic book version of a person, but you always know what you’re gonna get when those twitpics go up and for that consistency and production of good content, I celebrate her existence….

The world needs more Cocos.

Posted in:Coco

2011

24

Jan

Travis Barker Hides Bitches in the Backseat of the Day

Not only does Travis Barker survive plane crashes that tormented his friends enough to make them go into a drug relapse and overdose, despite having everything to live for….but he also hides bitches in the backseat of his car, which has been proven to be ineffective if you actually want to get away with the crime, it’s the whole reason the trunk was invented…..

I guess the real mystery in all this, if you care about Travis Barker and where he’s sticking his dick, is who this girl is, cuz it doesn’t look like the fat playboy bitch he was married to and had a shitty reality show with, what a fucking scandal, and by scandal I mean waste of our time and energy. Fuck this guy and the drums he made millions off of.

But here are the pics anyway….cuz I guess you gotta almost respect a dude who treats a fuck slut like a fuck slut by hiding her from the media out of shame and embarrassment that he “hit” that…unless of course she’s dead and he’s disposing the body….people trying to be lowkey always draw more attention to themselves….

I blame survival guilt…

Posted in:Travis Barker