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2022

29

Aug

Tiktok Video of the Day

Nothing like a good old fashioned (or should I say FATioned) gag that made me laugh and I’m not even 100 percent sure why!

It was either the fact that a fat bitch is doing pole dance moves like a skinny, fit hot chick, because in theory, some fat people are flexible and strong enough to lift themselves, while remaining fat because they just don’t do it nearly enough to offset their food addiction.

It could be that the dog is watching her, maybe he smells something tasty while mom’s strippde down and airing herself out.

Or maybe it’s the fact that they edited in some LOLZ, even though I would have chosen a different animal to better represent the talent on the pole!

Is this fat shaming, maybe, but if you’re fat and posting half naked pole dance videos, maybe it’s okay to be shamed like this was still high school, if anything bullying works!

Posted in:Videos

2022

29

Aug

Sydney Sweeney makes the Internet Mad of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney posted up some hot titty pics from her Mom’s 60th birthday, that they had a Mechanical Bull at, because it was country themed, and Sydney Sweeney had her tits out, you know to show her mom what she made in her vagina, through unprotected creampie fetish sex with her dad!

Anyway, a few of the guest were wearing a red hat that read “Make 60 Great Again” or some shit, and the annoying parasites that have destroyed social media with their annoying angry loser approach to life, decided that Sweeney is MAGA and thus should be cancelled!

Meaning, according to twitter, you can’t wear any red hats anymore, because they’ll flag it as misinformation, domestic terrorism, patriotism, America First, and the woke idiots can’t have that!

I remember the last time I was on twitter, a twitter mob came at me for not tagging Maya Rudolph in a post dissing Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph, I was RACIST for tagging the WHITE one not the have WHITE one, and I thought to myself, what a vile place to spend time on the internet!

I couldn’t imagine the transphobic police, or the homophobic police, or the misogynist police ever seeing the humor in my jokes, so why bother putting myself in front of lame as firing squad who angrily try to destroy the lives of people!

But yeah, Sweeney puts on a cowboy hat with her tits out, rides a mechanical bull, has some family in red baseball caps that aren’t MAGA but are CLOSE enough to count, and the internet fucking runs with it, all politicized and charged!

I remember a time when we didn’t care about politics, we didn’t hate each other for our politics, we knew they were all scumbags misspending our tax dollars who didn’t care about us!

Now they try to RUIN fucking careers, like we’re in McCarthy era “ban all the communists from Hollywood”, only instead of banning the communists, they’re trying to ban the other guys!

So be careful if you put on a redhead, the woke blue haired, fat, cat people may get triggered, may decided to identify you as an unfavorable, and togather, they’ll go mental on the attack, unaware of what they are even fighting for, because EVEN if Sweeney was MAGA, who fucking cares, it’s not like she’s getting TOP surgery, which is what YOU should care about when it comes to SWEENEY!

She may look inbred, she may be inbred, but I still think she’s pretty fucking hot and th point of the story, you’re all fucking annoying, let’s focus on tits and LETTING EACH OTHER FUCKING Live without some angry, uptight, downer ruining it for the rest of us, you assholes!

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2022

29

Aug

Bikini Reveal and Other Videos of the Day

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Dress Reveal

Better with the Sweatshirt Off

Oiled Up Legs

Weird Fucking Dancer

Bikini Babe Showing her Guns

Just a Casual and Subtle Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know what you did this weekend, but I hope it was better than running to the park when it started raining in hopes of seeing some girls in white t-shirts and no bras get caught in the unexpected showers, because you’re a pervert who will leave the comfort of staring at the wall to see some everyday titty.

In an era where all girls run their own porn membership sites, it’s almost losing the appeal of staring at random braless tit in white t-shirts, which is probably the point!

Demoralize a people to the point where going outside to see hot tit on regular girls is less thrilling that singing up to their member sites!

The funny thing about the whole porn thing is that I was chatting with some old lady in her 80s, as I do, I’m a charmer and figure I could work my way into their will, while being willing to eat out her dirty old vaccinated 5 time senior citizen fat ass, if I can get into the will, you know why spend my days trying to get ads, when I can eat out an old bitch until she dies to get paid, it’s just WORKING smart people, I should do youtube ads selling ourses on HOW I GOT RICH EATING OLD LADY ASS courses!

Anyway, the old lady was bitching about how her pharmacy has no staff, how her doctor’s office has no staff, how she went to some dinner theatre shit and there were no actors and I said that I’ve been seeing help wanted signs everywhere and asked why she thought no one wanted to work, to which she said:

“they’re all too busy making porno”.

I don’t know if she was flirting, or if she knows that girls are just sluts hustling their pussies to the highest bidders, but it was enlightening but not as enlightening as some stepLINKS in the Morning

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2022

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Cutting off your balls is such a crazy concept to me, to think that’ll solve any problems seems a little wild, considering altering your body in that way would probably lead to more problems, at least on a medical level, but I do believe in trans-baiting, which is when you tell any customer service agent you’re dealing with that they are not respecting your trans status and that they are transphobic, it’s a solid way to win any fight, so for the sake of this site, I am trans, not a misogynist, a women who was born a man, jut confused as shit, and these SSRISs are’t helping!

So go weekend, go trans to get free shit in anything you do, you may like it, and if you’re smart, you’ll find some woke bitch dying to fuck a trans for her virtue signalling catalog of freaks she’s fucked, or categories of people she’s fucked, because she’s fucking modern!

Most importantly, get to a gym lockerroom adn cause a stink when they don’t allow you to jerk off in the shower to the other women, since that’s the kind of lady you are, not a very good one!

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2022

26

Aug

Dua Lipa Slutty Dress of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s got her titty out, barely, but she’s the biggest pop star on an international level because that’s what happens when you get on Youtube and DO IT YOURSELF, the DEVIL finds you, and makes selling your soul a lot easier than the other way around, assuming her entire exitence isn’t fake and her whole DIY celebrity a lie, wouldn’t that be crazy, it’d be like how they feed signed talent through American idol to go viral, to help launch their celebrity on a huge show, but if it was done on YOUTUBE which would take far less effort, either way, she’s compromised and can’t be trusted based on her being a celebrity alone, because they all fear losing the celebrity, that they basically do everything they can do to maintain it, from pushing bullshit, to lying to their fans, because they only give a shit about themselves!

Not that that has anything to do with Dua Lipa’s tits, which is what we are here for!

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2022

26

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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It’s the greatest post of the week, not only because it means the end of updating a stupid and embarrassing website for the next few days, but also because on/offs are fucking awesome and should be mandated in whatever dystopia UTOPIA we’re headed for!

If you can’t cross reference a clothed woman with her nude body to know how it all works, plus you can say things like “I see you push up bra” which makes everyone laugh, except you, but yeah, if you can’t cross reference a clothed woman with her nude self, then are they even women?

Exactly! Make it happy tyrannical perverted governments! Let’s stop normalizing weird sex shit and go back to the basics, clothed men and naked women!

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

26

Aug

Madison Pettis Thong of the Day

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If you trust that the entertainment industry isn’t some calculated and controlled propaganda machine, then you’ll be happy to know that Rihanna, who clearly got famous as a teen on a small island because of her raw talent that has made her and her team billions of dollars, yeah, that Rihanna, who just navigated a billion dollar empire on her raw instinct alone, has co-signed this girl, who NO ONE knew existed, despite being on Disney, to be her ambassador! I guess she just organically liked her look and decided “she’s the one we need!”, it’s all just one big random coincidence of stars aligning, right place and right time, and when Disney is involved you know it’s wholesome, because they did create the happiest place on earth and not just for the perverts!

Point of the story – glad they found her because the body is hot!

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Posted in:Madison Pettis

2022

26

Aug

Heather Graham Bikini Tits of the Day

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6 Days ago, Heather Graham or an actress hired to play Heather Graham, or her assistant because she is too old to understand social media, uploaded a bikini picture to her instagram, because she not only understands the power of her tits, she harnessed those fuckers and made a fucking career out of it, and I for one will never forget Roller Girl, a part of cinematic history, from the last era of good movies, and I forget basically everything! She’s got staying power and is one of the old timers trying to keep up with the young girls, because they young girls don’t understand the sacrifices and dicks they sucked in an era when it wasn’t for the LOLZ, when sucking dick meant something when shame was real, and I don’t mind looking at what she’s been up to!

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2022

26

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminist Friday is not about the feminists, it’s about the girls who don’t wear bras, because bras are an archaic, dinosaur invention created by the patriarchy to give girls good cleavage, those bastards!

Bras are the dominatrix dungeon invention to make women uncomfortable as fuck in their tits throughout the day, you know to assert our manly control over them!

The fact is that I had a feminist joke, probably based on a girl I saw a few days ago walking around with a tight white t-shirt on, showing off her whole fucking nipple, then there’s a neighbor who I’ve never chatted with but who’s tits I’ve seen so many times, I feel like I know them intimately, like I breast fed off them, but only in my mind!

But yeah, had a feminist joke, but forgot it becuase I am old and don’t remember anything, it probably had to do with how annoying these woke idiots on social media are with their attempt to intellectualize and compartmentalize everything like a shitty school assignment, but applied to real life, while being fucking morons! It’s like you can’t sell nudes unless you’re an empowered feminist, otherwise you’re just a whore giving your soul away to a man, or you can’t sell nudes unless you’re a man hating asshole who think YOU are using them, while they think “look at what this bitch does for money”!

The point of the story – NO bra is the right choice!

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