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2022

25

Aug

Jordyn Jones Slutty Hot Tub Selfies of the Day

I like to think that Jordyn Jones has it all figured out! From ghetto trash from Michigan with alcoholic and possibly related parents, to a child dancer on a reality show that helped her get a huge following on social media, which means she can monetize the fuck out of it, and instead of doing boring brand deals, trying to get into that low paying acting realm, even doing popstar song and dance shit is too much effort, she shakes her ass and sells low level, barely nude, nudes!

I am sure she makes a fuckload of money doing what she does and all it took was selling her soul and cheapening herself, but the paydays pretty nice!

I mean even locally, nobodies are making 100k a month off selling nudes, it’s just that easy which is why so many people do it!

It’s one of those everyone has a price to do basically anything, and this is a vehicle to reach that price, with very little fucking effort.

They make it so easy that you’d have to be dumb not to do it, and that my friends, is how you destroy a society and turn sex and nudity into a transactional commodity, which takes out ALL the actual thrill about it!

Imagine, people used to slave away, spend a lifetime at their craft, build the foundation to do greatness, for a legacy and now they just shake their ass for 9 seconds in a bikini, with low hanging fruit content, we become low hanging fruit people!

But I’ll still watch her shake her ass for her marketing and self promotion, why not!

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2022

25

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

What’s the first song that comes to mind when you bust a nut, and it can’t be the THONG SONG?

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2022

25

Aug

Noah Cyrus See Through of the Day

Noah Cyrus has an interesting look, one that is a little bit demonic as shit, a little fat girl you find on tinder that you figure is hot to fuck because she’s trying hard, so you assume she’ll put out, one that may have got a little too eager on rebuilding her face with fillers and injections, like she’s trying to be an actual instagram filter on the streets, one that is clearly trying hard because she’s tired of being in the shadows of her skinnier and more popular sister, acting like the sister who the dad didn’t molest, you know carrying that chip on the “why did he choose her and not me” even though that’s a fucked up thing to wish for, there’s death and sadness in this selfie, is basically what I am saying, but she’s in a see through, not like it matters!

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2022

25

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

The most fun game to play any time of day, any day of the week, any place where games are played, like at one of those nerd board game cafes you see around town, because all this game requires is tits that are willing to be pulled out and seen, which in this era is not really hard to come by, they all like being pulled out and seen!

Take the Titty Drop to family functions, maybe bust it out at Christmas or Thanksgiving this year, get granny and the rest of the family in on the fun of dropping tit! You can do this on a road trip, far better than I-Spy, or you can just film yourself doing it to upload to the internet without any human involvement, do it alone or for strangers without leaving your house, making it far less fun of an in person game experience, I think those days of Pictionary parties with fond memories, but interacting with humans is NOT the way of the future, but we hope titty drops are!

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2022

25

Aug

Rowan Blanchard Bikini Tits of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid who turned 18 and her team sent her to Brooklyn to do hipster nude shoots, which were what girls did a couple of years ago before diving into full on sex work on OnlyFans, which Rowan didn’t end up doing, because her strategy was more to do that to seem cool, only to hype herself up and remain relevant with her fans that would otherwise move on from her corniness, manipulative.

So instead of going to full prostitution, she stuck to the celebrity career she worked so hard for, and is currently on the worst show ever called Snowpiercer, but still posts her tits in a bikini to pretend she’s part of the culture and on trend!

In this series, there’s some hard nip in bikini top by design and it’s alright!

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2022

25

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

When tanlines aren’t on leathery ladies in florida who have spent their retirement cooking themselves with various oils and mirrors to amplify the UV, until they look like an overcooked Turkey on Christmas, if you’ve been to Florida at a 55+ resort, you know the type of Griswald Family Christmas Turkey I mean!

But yeah, when tanlines are on hot, taut, younger, less skin damaged with more collagen women, they are hot highlighters highlighting the good stuff!

I don’t know if all of these tans are from charging themselves out in nature, because the sun is your friend, it’s the creams that they tell you to put on to protect you from the sun that cause cancer!

Shocking, a species of animals like HUMANS who are theoretically FROM this earth, are designed to be EXPOSED to its radiation since that is HOW things grow, CRAZY!

It’s almost like there’s a conspiracy against the sun or something, maybe we should DIM it, and take away all the natural tanlines and replace it with creams purchased from industrial manufactures made from chemicals to stain the skin and disrupt hormones!

SO HOT!

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2022

25

Aug

Charlotte has Some Pride of the Day

I am a pervert who has been around the stripclubs for basically my entire life, I think the first time my stripclub addiction surfaced was when I was 15 or 16 years old and I found the dingiest, rankest, most vile fucking stripclub around, with nothing but the oldest, fattest, bottom of the bargain basement strippers, who not only were run through, but also run over!

My elementary school was also next to a stripclub and at lunch, we’d go outside and harrass the strippers who were having smokes, one of the kids in the class’s mom was one of the strippers and even then, I knew what I was seeing was HOT but off!

So yeah, love strippers, love strippers doing their stripper shit, but don’t really know how I feel about it happening on the street, on a float, as part of a parade that is supposed to celebrate Gay Pride, or whatever hybrid gay pride that it’s become!

It basically reduces pride in your sexuality, to a twerking on a stripper pole for poor normies and their KIDS who don’t know better and who think they are giving their kids a taste of gayness, when no gay person I know would be about this life, but the poor normies, even when uncomfortable about showing their kids that kind of material, have to say “no, that’s me being a homophobe” in some Clockwork Orange, strap the eyes open and force the kids to watch, so they don’t raise some bigot homophobe of their own”, instead of letting kids be fucking kids, who don’t need to know degeneracy!

Maybe Gay Pride is a bunch of half naked public masturbators, but wouldn’t it be interesting if Gay Pride was a bunch of successful gay people talking about how they navigated life as a gay in order to inspire young gays to do better, despite what hole they like putting their dicks or vaginas in. You know, make it high brow, show off some costumes from some top level gay designers, some floats by some top level gay architects, some hair styles from top level gay hair dressers, or some less obvious and stereotypical gay shit, like celebrating movies by gay directors, maybe some songs by gays, some movies starring gay actors like Leo DiCaprio, I mean why’s it gotta be about the SEX act, rather than the lifestyle, since lots of gays aren’t degenerate perverts in bath houses with monkey pox filling some empty void!

But what do I know, I’m an old as shit irrelevant fuck, but these people seem to be missing the point, but hitting the mark on public stripping, to which I say, have all the pride you fucking need, strippers are awesome, even when they’re not!

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2022

25

Aug

Attention Walmart Shoppers of the Day

I was looking at Walmart Canada, since I am in Canada for some adult diapers for my obese wife, to make shitting herself a little more dignified, and being the 13 year old boy that I am, I put “pussy” in the search, to my surprise, Walmart’s third party vendors, which is basically their link to Alibaba Asian manufacturers, so Walmart can have some “we didn’t know this was happening”, but as Walmart, they fucking should know it’s happening, and probably do!

So yeah, I went onto search “sex doll”, “dildo”, “Pocket Pussy” and these are the screenshots of the best I found in the 4-5 minutes I did it!

If you’re looking for some beer bottle / pocket pussy, or 2 pound silicone ass to fuck, the Walton’s have got you covered! Good old fashioned small town Arkansas country values, that you can fuck!

Posted in:sex toy of the day

2022

25

Aug

Cinematic Clothed Sex Position Demo and Other Videos of the Day

Stretch

Stay Hydrated

Titty

Greek Rock Dive from the Creeper Cam

Parking Lot Thighs

Truck Gut

She Busty

Short Skirt

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

25

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Money is the root of all evil, in the last 3 days, I’ve had at least 5 people I know, and I only know 6 people, tell me that I need to shut down this site, it’s a waste of time, it doesn’t breakeven because server costs are expensive and no ads will touch me, and all that other good stuff, and I’m like “what about the higher purpose of spreading the good word that is TRUTH”, to which they said, I’m a nut.

When you do something like update a stupid blog for 18 years, that you never made money off of, because it just isn’t that good or relevant of a site, you gotta assume that this is more of a habit than a business, and that I don’t really see an issue in updating for another 18 years for free!

Not for fucking profit, it’s my charity work and sure I am wasting time updating a site, I’ve been wasting time 18 years, but money isn’t my motivator, so what the fuck else would I do, get a job at the grocery store, or use the fact that I’ve had over 1 Billion Pageviews that I could’t monetize to get a job for a big player that would NEVER hire me, or I could write a book no one will buy about nothing interesting, OR I could just keep updating the damn site.

The assumption that I’d strike gold after shutting down this site down is hilarious, like I’ll become the next Elon Musk because this is as good as I get, so welcome to the site that everyone thinks I am an idiot for doing, that was just an 18 YEAR phase!

Clearly, they are just haters, or right, but doing the wrong things alright when you’re too lazy to stop doing it!

However, if you sell ads, hit me up, let’s make magic with all the brands into anti-vaccine, covid denying while objectifying famous women in a “kick them when their up” kind of way, I’ll go trans if it makes it easier to sell, THAT IS MY TRUTH, and these are my morning links:

Blake Lively is Hot in a Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Lindsey Vonn Goggles in the Pool!
LICK HERE!!!!

Kate Beckinsale is Hot in PVC
LICK HERE!!!!

Get Some Golf Shit
LICK HERE!!!!

23 Hot Girls with an Ass
LICK HERE!!!!

Home Alone Actor who Played BUZZ is rapey
LICK HERE!!!!

Karens Caught Stealing Packages
LICK HERE!!!!

Silent Elevator Gets Filled With The Beats Of Policemen!
LICK HERE!!!!

Car Driving Fails In North America Caught On Dash Cam!
LICK HERE!!!!

PAY CAM GIRLS FOR THEIR AWESOME SHOWS!
LICK HERE!!!!

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