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2022

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

“My truth” is a retarded concept to accept some delusional freak in fantasy land’s account of events or experiences, but it only applies to the crazies, because my truth, which I think is the actual truth, is written off as smut, trash, vulgar, misogyny, ablism, sexism, homophobia and transphobia, FAKE NEWS, it’s fucking crazy, but not crazy for “my truth” to apply even if it is my truth because it’s the ACTUAL truth, since TRUTH isn’t really subjective, it either IS or it IS NOT, it either HAPPENED or it DID NOT!

I just had a motherfucker tell me “well that’s according to your news feed” when talking about some shit I’m not going to bother mentioning here, because the point was “that’s the fucking scientific, official data”, to which he said “according to you”, when NO, it is according to the OFFICIAL FUCKING REPORTS, you dismissive half retard fuck! Yet that same motherfucker believes men an be born women in men’s body, so there’s no point in trying to make sense of any of it, we’re in two timelines, two very obviously distinct groups on the same planet but in TOTALLy different worlds!

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Girls Test their Hip Mobility on TikTok
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Madison Pettis Lingerie
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Kristin Cavallari had a Breast Lift!
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Home Alone Actor Accused of Rape
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Olivia Rodrigo Brings a Bikini Top
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Juno Temple Brings the Pokies
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28 Girls to Motivate You
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Olivia Culpo’s Sister in Lingerie
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House of the Dragon is Biggest Premiere Ever
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Long Lost Live Action Sailor Moon Pilot has been FOund
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The 2023 Pirelli Calendar is Here
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Chicago Cubs Fans in the Stand Brawl
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Christian Slater Sells Miami Home in 3 Days
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Man Pranks People by Moving Their Cars when they are Inside Shopping
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8 Great Martial Arts Fights
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Two dudes take on MMA fighter and get taught a lesson (video)
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Dua Lipa is a Falconer
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College Athlete Violated Team Mate with a Pool Cue
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Serena Williams and Meghan Markle are Homies
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The Sound inside a Blackhole
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The Case of Mistaken Identity
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Nude Model in a Field
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Johnny Knoxville in new Series Called “Reboot”
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Oakland A’s Fans Respond to Sex in the Stands
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Old Bricks vs New Bricks
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Squirting Mustard at Woman Prank
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The Most Viewed Youtube Videos 2011-2022
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Magic Johnson was Not Donating Blood
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When Animals Asked for Help
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Audience Throws Bottle at Musician!
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Succulent Teaches us Plant Evolution
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Tom Brady Probably Did the Masked Singer
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How Many Robots Does it Take to Run a Grocery Store
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Gene Simmons Throwback of Him Almost Falling Off Stage
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The Real Chef Boyardee
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Items for the Golfer
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Olivia Wilde in a Magazine
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sports Bra Tits
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OliviA Rodrigo Lingerie Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sports Bra Tits
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Christina Milian Beach Tits
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Kate Beckinsale in Jeans
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Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough Dykes
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Jillian Shea Spaeder in a Photoshoot
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Milly Allock in a Photoshoot
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Heidi Klum on the Streets
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Emily Ratajkowski on the Streets
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Nathalie Emmanuel at an Event
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Storm Reid in Fitness Gear
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Celeb Nudes!
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Big Dildo Girl
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Target Titties
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FREE FUCK
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Hot Amateur babe
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Dripping Walls
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Monster Shower Tits
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When She Plays With it Befor She Swallows
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Big Black Booty Model Nude
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Fingers In
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28 Shirt Days
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Shorts Match the Dildo
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Nude on the Patio Furniture
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Socks Match the Dildo
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Always be Prepared
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Butt Fuck Machine
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Carefree Summer
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Table Topper
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On Bed Dildo Ride
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Waitress Sluts
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Warehouse Fuck
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Bikini Sluts
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Big Toy Removal
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Mashup
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Ice Pop Dildo
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Burning Man SLuts
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Dildo Grip
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Upskirt Reveal
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2022

24

Aug

Lili Reinhart Bra of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is a clunky, old, sack of shit of a celebrity.

She exists because the younger generation of media consumers decided Riverdale, the worst show to ever last as long as it has lasted, was some culturally relevant dog shit. The fact it lasted as long as it did is almost as crazy as their casting for Betty and Veronica, where they had an opportunity to have two hot chicks, since that’s how I viewed both when I read Archie comics as a kid, but instead they brought some low frequency, depressing girls in, probably all part of the agenda to keep the young kids dumb, low expectation, miserable, medicated fucks!

She’s in some dumb movie with an interesting concept about “what happened if” she got pregnant, versus her NOT getting pregnant. I accidentally put it on this week, and her acting was so bad that I had to turn it off, but basically she got knocked up and they try to interlace her story if she wasn’t knocked up with her story being knocked up, probably abortion propaganda, but I wouldn’t know, I lasted about 10 mins, and not cuz I came and was done with it, but because I didn’t.

I assume that is what this is from, I mean you have to bring your big tits out for a sex scene that gets you pregnant, but the truth is, I don’t remember the sex scene and thought she was already pregnant based on her size alone! So what o I know.

As it turns out, when tit comes to bad actors, I don’t mind revisiting their tits, so here ya go, it’s not great, but it’s better than the movie I am assuming this is from.

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2022

24

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Bra Top of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is having a Pizza Party in what they used to call a BANDEAU TOP, yes, I remember American Apparel when it was cool and not some CEO ousting, repackaged, mainstream with no soul trash. It’s probably around the same time Ashley Tisdale was last relevant, when was it 2007?

So yeah, this is hardly a hot bra picture you can jack off to, but if you want to see TISDALE with pizza to remind you that sex trafficking is real, it’s the only thing that explains why such a dud of a face ever became famous, or was ever marketed as hot!

It is entertaining to see her keep on trying, like this is her take at creating a personal brand to manipulate middle of the road white women on Instagram who remember her?

Doing a NAMASTE pose and eating pizza, because yoga and pizza are popular, so try both?

She should consider posting pics of her asshole, seem to be more fun and definitely prettier than whatever this lame attempt at influencing is!

You’d think, with her budget, she could hire a full time social media expert, pay them 100k a year, and dominate, she probably makes that per branded post but instead – this!

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2022

24

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I am a big fan of cameltoe, it’s one of those things that slowly grew on me, not because I wasn’t always pussy obsessed, with the target of seeing as many pussies as possible, which is a dream that is currently being fulfilled with this movement of monetizing nudes by giving out free samplers that has hit the internet hard during covid and that has made legit billionaires, all through whoring, wild times!

In my era of cameltoes, the only ladies rocking a cameltoe were the ones that you wouldn’t want to see with cameltoe, like a lunch lady, or a fat mom who had one too many kids and jeans a few sizes too tight! The cameltoe was rarely on the hot chick in jeans or bathing suits, I mean sometimes, but the majority of cameltoes were a bust, so much that you didn’t even look to see if the hot chick had a cameltoe, which is now my FIRST place I look!

The girls are rocking cameltoes as a fashion trend, intentionally, this is not some pussy eating fabric because she went on a brisk walk in her tight pants, it’s a pull the shorts up high to make sure the world sees your pussy.

I don’t know the motivation, but I rememeber seeing the Kardashian / Jenners doing it a few years ago, so it’s tricked into the mainstream, possibly their best influential legacy besides producing sex tapes for fame that will never be Kardashian level fame.

But yeah, there was a time they were putting those silicone Chicken cutlets in their bra, clearly, they are now putting them in their underwear, with intentional cameltoe, the bigger and meatier the vagina is the better. There are even cosmetic procedures like BBLs and Fake tits, to jack up the outer pussy lips into a coinslot mound of a fat pussy, ALL for the cameltoe. Crazy.

Just the other day, I was getting a bagel because I’m a baller like that, LOOK at my 79 cent lunch motherfuckers, maybe I should make a rap video of me balling out, but yeah, saw a bike short girl, a little bigger, but not nearly as big as her vagina in her bike shorts led me to believe, it was one of the biggest, fattest cameltoes I had ever experienced, like you could see it from space, and I knew, based on the fact the shorts were pulled up to her shoulders, that it was done on purpose and that alone is AWESOME!

See something to look forward to in these end times!

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2022

24

Aug

Oana Gregory Sells Herself of the Day

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Oana Gregory is some girl who markets herself as the first and only Romanian to be hired by Disney, which I have a hard time believing, but since I don’t know anything about Romania, besides it being the home of Dracula and Gypsies, it would make sense that Disney would be the one to hire her! (Human Trafficking?)

I don’t know how her acting career has gone, but I do know that she partnered up with fellow Disney Alum, to keep it in the Disney family, without Disney being involved, and by partnered up I mean she signed to Bella Thorne’s OnlyFans marketing agency she called CONTENT X Studios. They manage these mainstream whores, or their only fans, and help them put together their lame cock teasing cash grabs. Boring!

I have nothing against the selling of nudes prostitution, it’s fine, I just don’t like that they are trolling with shit content you can’t jack off to, which seems idiotic when there’s ample free porn, even if you have a crush on bitch, use her free content to get excited and finish off to a close up anal scene you pretend is her, more fulfilling even if it is fantasy, there’s nothing wrong with having an imagination, instead of paying for trash and rewarding people who are lazy and produce trash at your expense!

I am not saying Oana subscription feed isn’t hot, I don’t know and she’s got tits, I’m just saying chances are, she misses the fucking mark because mainstream people do sex content like maintream people, even when they are into sex, it always sucks, which is why I chose to tick to her marketing pics in bikini!

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2022

24

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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American girls get bad press because the majority of the population are fat fucks, but those fat fucks were ugly to begin with, so who gives a fuck whether they are fat or not, they’re a write off, useless to all of us, and even if they got fit, they’d be fucking sloppy skinned trolls that you wouldn’t want to see naked even if you could say “at least they are not fat”. It’s likely a very small population of hot chicks that got fat and lazy thanks to SSRI despression, augmented reality filters, photoshop and overall overeating!

The truth is, American girls, at least the hot ones on instagram are still starve themselves, work the fuck out, wear the bike shorts and sports bras, so that they look good on TikTok, thanks to growing up playing sports, or doing Track or Whatever! So the normalizing of fat doesn’t apply to everyone, some people still go to the gym for that better look, better life, and luckily, since we don’t go to the gym, they upload their gains in a “We’re not fat chicks, we’re fit chicks” kind of way, and that alone is hot enough to join a gym for masturbation purposes, if you don’t fear all that vaccine shedding! It’s almost enough to transition to female, to identify as female, to get access to the women’s lockerroom to see them shower like they were in Debbie Does Dallas, the gym shower, a 40 year fetish of mine!

Either way, here’s some fit bitches being fit, staying fit, and it’s better than fat!

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2022

24

Aug

Elsa Hosk Topless of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a 33 year old Swedish Basketball player who decided she was tired of being jerked off to for free when she was doing the whole basketball thing, and instead said “let’s monetize”!

It’s basically the same concept that all the girls on tinder have these days, the hook-up culture made sex a meaningless exprience, a transactional trade off, where all girls had countless men sucking up to them, flirting, charming and trying to get in their pants, which was good for the ego building, but once the ego was built, they realized “I can sell sex, I’m already giving it away for free, might as well get paid”, I get it, it’s just an empty garbage existence, but I don’t mind watching it unfold!

So the Basketball traded her girlie layup for stripping down for Victoria’s Secret and after all these years, she’s still looking pretty fucking hot, only unlike the OnlyFans, Sugar Baby girls, she still gives up a little for free, to keep her 8 million fans remembering her, all it takes is produced topless pics without the nips to lure us back in, SWEDISH MEATBALLS!

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2022

24

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I would consider myself a functioning alcoholic, because I’m not dead yet, but I am really a barely functioning alcoholic, definitely not a high functioning alcoholic, so I know first hand how fucking terrible booze is on the body and mind, which is why I assume it is legalized, they want us all half retards who are sick and who make really dumb drunken decisions, from ordering take-out you can’t afford, only to forgot you made the order, finding it on the door step of the apartment 3 days later after recovering from the hang over, and far worse shit that has got me arrested from being drunk!

So I’m not about to hate on Weed, grown in nature, organically, like a weed, basically given to us from our creator, to ingest and enjoy with what I would call barely a high, it really is weak as fuck, but relaxes your body, mind, fights cancers, helps depression, anxiety, and losens your asshole for anal, yet people still seem to think that weed is the devil’s lettuce, obviously marketed that way by the devil, to get you to not use it to open and expand your mind!

The whole legalization was likely designed to make everyone a lazy retard who eats junk food, but I have a feeling that a handful of indoctrinated idiots will be exactly that, fatter and more disgusting a year after legalization, but there will be at least TWO handfuls of people who are AWAKENED!

The point is, whatever your vice, your self medicating, your self destruction, it’s better when girls are half naked endorsing it, you know to feel less alone and able to jerk off to like minded people!

I am not a pothead, but I should be, it’s legal here!

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2022

24

Aug

Hunter King Bikini Tits of the Day

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Hunter King is Joey King’s Soap Opera star sister, who unlike Joey King hasn’t been nominated for Golden Globes and isn’t doing the whole build up to become an A-Lister within their industry, she is instead just making her money in what I have always called mainstream porn, because old ladies and the people who still watch Soap Operas use the stories as their own kind of housewife porn, but also the acting, writing and production value is basically that of the porn, so luckily she has some big tits to help her navigate her way out of that as the almost famous with a famous sister that can do a lot more than housewife porn with that body, like real porn which seems to be where the money is at and where society is heading! Why compete for blockbuster roles other bitches are fighting over, when you can get 10,000 of your 600k fans to pay you 30 dollars a month to see titty pics captioned with racy, badly written smut captions like “Pulling out my fat tits so you can imagine cumming on them” which is probably better than most of the captions on the OnlyFans streams I’ve seen, that all leave me feeling that cringe second hand embarassment, wondering WHO would EVER sign up to THIS shit, real fucking SIMPS, PORN IS FREE, the emotional attachment to specific girls that are just using you is retarded! OPEN YOUR EYES SIMP!

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2022

24

Aug

Jojo Cleavage of the Day

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say the day I found out that Jojo had big tits was a life changing experience, but it definitely made her a lot more interesting as some child star who had fallen off, who was trying to make a comeback based on nostalgia alone. Sure, it’s a lame concept, but she was still under 30 and had money to make in an era where the money is far easier than the money then, especially with tits!

She’s gone onto flash her tits in an IG live, which I think was intentional, that led to a deal with Rihanna’s lingerie brand to be a set of ambassador tits and realizing she grew some fat tits was like realizing the earth is flat, game changer, not a very important game changer since who gives a shit about Jojo and the earth being flat impacts all of us by exposing the lies we’ve been told, but a big tit Jojo is better than the alternative, which I guess would be a small tit Jojo?

Who cares, she’s using tit for attention, which is what tits are gifted to girls to do!

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