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2011

21

Jan

Halle Berry Tit in Some Movie of the Day

The movie is called Frankie and Alice…I’ve never heard of the shit but I am glad that I got to see these scene cuz there is nothing like watching a bitch run in fear, almost get hit by a car, while her amazing tits are hanging out of her dress bouncing around…cuz Halle Berry, depite being a fake black girl, cuz she’s had enough of a tan, acting skills and a sob story for Oprah to accept her as her own, that the movie companies used instead of hiring real black girls….winning her an academy award …has got such a good fucking body it makes no sense to me.

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2011

21

Jan

Sofia Vergara Flashing Some Ass of the Day

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This is pretty major. Sofia Vergara the 40 year old washed up bitch who no one thinks is washed up but me. You are all blinded by her stupid tits, her young pregnancy and escape to America that involved sucking a lot of dick to the top, cuz all the other immigrants she floated on the raft here with are working as cleaning ladies and hotel staff, her success just doesn’t add up without taking loads on her face…or maybe her ass…that she’s showing off in these pics….

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2011

21

Jan

Anja Rubik Slutty Vogue Russia Shoot of the Day

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Here’s some Vogue Russia photoshoot to celebrate the fall of the iron curtain…you know cuz know they are more laid back then America when it comes to sexuality in their magazines…cuz America prefers death, gore, killing and blood, to succulent nipples I want inside my asshole in some new wave sex position I just invented…..

The model is named Anja Rubik, she was born in Poland and escaped the USSR rationed bread line to become a hot fucking model who walks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show the last few years…who poses in HERE and shows off her HERE and who got naked for the Pirelli calendar HERE .

I’m a fan of this tall lean amazingness….and these pictures are hot.

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2011

21

Jan

David Spade’s Hot Tits of the Day

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He’s always been dainty and petite, so it’s only natural that they make him the woman that he is…I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t care that this is David Spade because you always thought he was a woman playing a man….you know like his twin sister Ellen….and I have a feeling at least one of you is going to because you like cock attached to the tits you’re jerking off to, tranny love is your dirty little secret….and I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t is too drunk to realize this is David Spade and not some old hooker with great tits…because that person is me….

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2011

21

Jan

Jessica Biel in White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I fucking love white bikini bottoms. I have been at the local pool at least once and was lucky enough to see some twat, literally…I’m talking get this shit wet and you get to see an entire vagina that doesn’t know it’s being stared at by perverts like me cuz bitches assume they are fully clothed and covered up as they wear their bikini and aren’t that likely to check their cunts out in their bathing suit to see if its see through while swimming and tanning…..unless they are doin’ it on purpose to tease me…

Despite calling Jessica Biel a man on a regular basis cuz she works out and is muscular, she’s got a great fucking ass. I approve even if I know her sex life with Timberlake involves strap-ons….

These pics are amazing.

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2011

21

Jan

Nicki Minaj Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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Here is the colored version of Lady Gaga and I am not just saying that cuz she’s black, I’m saying it cuz she’s a hot pink and purple ridiculously dressed clown….I guess she figures if the outrageous hustle worked for Gaga, it’ll work for her in her mainstream hip hop caerr, but I’m pretty sure all she really needs to keep the fame thing going is her nice big ass….

I hate this Halloween every day of the year cuz we’re “Artists” bullshit, but they’re the ones making millions and I’m the one the writing about it like it actually matters, which trust me, it doesn’t….

That’s enough of that.

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2011

21

Jan

Jessica Alba Feeding the Meter of the Day

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I like watching bitches shove money in inanimate objects. It’s a fetish that I can only get a taste of standing at vending machines, gumball machines and parking meters…I don’t know what it is, but can assume it’s all about the penetration…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t have that fetish….the only sex with money games I play involve roles of quarters and willing assholes which has nothing to do with parking meters or the bitches confused by their complexity….the only insertion in coinslots I’m into involves meaty inny vagina….

I just felt like I had to get these Alba pics up, even though she’s a mom and thus disgusting…cuz she’s still Jessica Alba….

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2011

21

Jan

Michelle Williams Tit in Blue Valentine of the Day

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Watching Michelle Williams get fucked in this movie Blue Valentine brings back really amazing memories of making fun of Jake Gyllenhaal’s sexual relationship with Heath Ledger to Jake Gyllenhaal’s face, before he had a rich bitch hissy fit that got me kicked out of the restaurant he was annoyingly crying for attention in….

Because I know that homo Gyllenhall hates this Michelle Williams bitch for stealing his man on the Brokeback set and getting knocked up with his baby that Jake’s only the godfather of, when he was meant to be the actual second father, before Michelle Williams got in the way of his dreams..leading to Heath Ledger’s drug overdose and Jake’s sexual confusion…..that cunt…that you can now see sex in a movie….

Here she is getting fucked….

Here are her shitty tits in the shower….

Here she is getting fucked and complaining…

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2011

21

Jan

Megan Fox Topless for Armani of the Day

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I posted a picture of Megan Fox in Underwear for Armani yesterday. Apparently, there are more, because Megan Fox is totally uninteresting and keeping herself busy by working the only job that she got and I figure there’s no need for me to really write anymore, cuz bitch has a fucking novel on her back, and that shit will keep you buys enough that my bullshit, hateful spite, is just distracting….

Here are some more pics of her aimlessly walking the streets, not lost, just not sure where to go or what to do with herself….unemployment makes drifting easy.

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2011

21

Jan

Bar Refaeli Model Tit of the Day

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I don’t think there’s really all that much I can say about Bar Refaeli other than that she’s made me a zionist. She’s pretty much got me thinking about converting to Jewishness, partially because I find a seriously lack of Jewish Mexican Canadians…but mainly because it will increase my chances of her marrying me against her will…in a ceremony that will take place in the desert after I kidnap her from her luxury Tel Aviv condo….after I move to Israel to fight for my cause of ridding the land of the mean Arabs….in hopes of impressing her….cuz Leonardo’s got shit on real life heros…

I blame her fake twitter account for giving me false hope…

Either way, I know these aren’t the best pics of her tits, considering all the happiness she’s brought me over the years with Lingerie, Bikini, Sluttness , but they are good enough for me….

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