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2010

30

Nov

Nicole Richie Pickin’ Her Whore Ass of the Day

I have had the unfortunate experience of hanging out with Nicole Richie for a night. It was back in the DJ AM days (RIP, motherfucker), when he invited me to attend a gig he was playing in town before anyone really knew who he was, after the crack addiction and gastric bipass but before The Simple Life, internationally known celebrity DJ….

I barely got into the event, the security were motherfuckers, they tour manager told me I was fat and that DJ AM wouldn’t know people like me, but for some reason someone stepped in and carted me around with Nicole Richie the whole night.

I tried to steal her cellphone, I tried to make jokes about Lohan, It was like talking to a fucking useless, retarded troll who I wasn’t even interested in fucking and the whole experience wasn’t memorable, I just know she’s a bottom feeding loser first hand cuz I saw it, and I guess so did Lionel Richie when he felt forced to take her in and the Good Charlotte sister who knocked her up was just doing it cuz she was the only semi-famous pussy with no shame who would be into hanging with such a fucking clown.

That said, I got her number years later, I called her and she told me off and changed her number. Then I followed her on twitter and she blocked me and got all her friends to block me too. So it is safe to say that she’s not a fan of me either.

I always knew she had something shoved way up her ass, and not just an itch from bad hygiene, or Good Charlotte herpes, or underwear riding up her ass, or even a butt plug, but an actual object that is causing her pain and making her angry due to discomfort and I can only assume it is a crackpipe she shoved up there when she got arrested and here are some pics of her trying to get it out.

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2010

30

Nov

Some Pussy at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

There was an event and I wasn’t invited…but this pussy was….

Leighton Meester was there because I guess she wasn’t preoccupied visiting her mom in prison. You know the women who taught her the importance of sucking dick to the top. From starring in Fetish videos to Sex Tapes, to doing whatever it takes to get where she needs to be, which is the reason I can’t hate a bitch if she’s got a mom with a criminal past, cuz her morals and values will be in sync with mine….

Unfortunately for me, and probably not so unfortunate for you, closet case, Leighton Meester’s new thing is to neglect her tricks that got her to this level, and man up, in some androgynist statement that goes against her whore training, cuz I guess she wants to feel proud of herself, like she did something on her own, without her pussy, and the whole thing is horrible…If I wanted my pussy to dress like a dude, I’d probably be better off getting down with a dude at least that’s my take on it. I could be wrong. It happens.

Mila Kunis was there and she was wearing the AIDS she got from Culkin, cuz she kinda takes it everywhere she goes. It’s one of those things that doesn’t go away, but like I always say if we’ve all got it, then is it really a disease?! Not that I know she has AIDS for a fact, I can just assume from Culkin’s yellow skin, deeply set black eyes and overall look and their lengthy relationship, that she does.

Hilary Swank brought her big face in some kinda see thru dress that shouldn’t even really be posted because there is a reason they cast her to be the dyke who wanted a cock and lived life as a dude before getting beaten down cuz that kind of behavior is unacceptable in a trailer park. It wasn’t for her natural beauty….

Posted in:Event

2010

30

Nov

Eva Mendes is Not Showing Tit of the Day

Based on Eva Mendes career, she’s got no business attending events in clothes.

See her like this is as frustrating as when I run into strippers I have had lap dances from in the grocery store wearing ill fitting sweat suits. It’s like bitch, we know what you do to pay for those potatos and ground beef, start acting your fucking part, you’re not some kind of personal trainer or athlete, you’re a set of stupid fake tits, know your role….and in Eva Mendes’ case that role always involves her naked….for a fucking reason.

Boring.

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2010

30

Nov

Heidi Klum at Some Bullshit of the Day

I like hot bodied, retired 40 year old models who have a dozen black babies like they live in an Africam tribal village all because they are German and have real weird shit fetishes…

That is not to say black men or black babies are shit, you racist, it is to say that a bitch willing to eat shit out of an asshole is sure as hell willing to take huge black cock and make it cum inside her…it’s almost child’s play compared to the stuff she’s probably done…

Not that I have ever banged a German, but I have seen Schindlers List and know what they are capable of….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2010

30

Nov

Tori Spelling Making Stupid Faces of the Day

Here are some really hot pics of Tori Spelling for all you idiots who jerked off to her wonky teenage implants her daddy bought her out of guilt for giving her that face and neglecting her while cheating on her mom with the cast of all his shows…you know back when she was on 90210 when her youthful tits distracted you from her youthful broken down face….the whole reason people ever fucked her but youthfulness has a way of turning into this nightmare….Enjoy perverts.

Posted in:Tori Spelling

2010

30

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Legs Leaving Rehab of the Day

Here is some broken down Lohan showing off her leg on her way to rehab or therapy or whatever the fuck she’s doing to better herself and make her feel like she’s on her way to being a well-rounded person because I still believe in her having comeback and even if she never pulls through and shows the world the pussy in academy award nominated films…at least she has her inner demons eating away at her that gives us hope she will show the world her pussy in in some drunken or drug fueled rage….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

30

Nov

Cameron Diaz in a Bikini of the Day

I am all for seeing pics of anyone in a bikini, especailly Cameron Diaz, because I’ve always thought she had it going on a decade ago and she carried herself into old age pretty fucking gracefully, that was before seeing these pictures of her ripped, thick barrel-chested Mickey Rourke lookin’ body.

Seriously, I don’t think this is even a chick anymore….sure it’s in a bikini….but I’m not convinced until I see pussy lip.

All this to say that aging is a horrible thing.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2010

30

Nov

Sofia Vergara Holding Her Big Stupid Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like watching old ladies on the beach in their bikinis when they are stacked like Sofia Vergara. You know unable to control her tit behavior, forced to carry it around like her little friend she has to tenderly care for because without it she’d never have a career. I mean other that looking at 18 year old girls in bikinis holding their tits cuz they just started the pill for their first sex partner cuz he is allergic to latex and are amazed with how swollen they now are….but we don’t have pics of that….so Sofia Vergara is what we’re left with.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2010

30

Nov

Katy Perry’s High School Picture of the Day

Here is an old picture of Katy Perry from before she was famous and apparently from when she was also the weird Christian Dyke no one would talk to…

This is the kind of bitch who probably wasn’t noticed in high school, at least not enough to want to fuck, but who would get hit when all other options were exhausted, only to be rejected cuz her mom wouldn’t let her leave the house, making it pretty obvious why she’s the attention seeking twat she is today.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate the internet. It is so boring.

Here are my stepLINKS…They are as good as the Internet goes…

Kim Kardashian is Such a Cocktease
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Epic Buried Alive Prank
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Blonde Girlfriend Likes to Fuck Herself – VIDEO
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Cute Guitar Chick Goes Gaga
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Identity Crisis: Top 20 Female Athletes Who Would Rather Model
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Insane Soccer Skillz
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Sarah Palin Defends Her Homophobic Daughter Because She is a Fucking Bigot of the Day
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Because If Your Weekend Was Anything Like Mine Was, Pulling On Off Will Be the Only Thing to Keep You From Blowing Your Brains Out
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Katie Fey Made My Shitty Day Better
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Because We All Deserve to Have a Little Fun
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Diana Vickers Panty Upskirt
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Rapper Girls Update of the Day
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Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Nicola Mclean Massive Tits, Tiny Bikini
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Karolina Kurkova is too Hot to Handle
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These 50 Pics Will Finish Your Monday Off Proper
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Some Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Hot Fucking Babes at the Rio Carnival
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Little Kim’s Tits Pop Out to Say What Up
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Hahahahahha Caption This!
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There Goes Her Bikini Top – VIDEO
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WTF is Kim Kardashian Doing of the Day
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Capri Cavalli and Katalin Kiraly – VIDEO
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Anne Hathaway Nude Stills From Her New Movie
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Mila Kunis is Looking Hot on the Cover of Nylon
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Now THIS is a Lesbian Orgy
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Playboy Presenting The Hottest Women in the World! – VIDEO
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Megan Fox is Looking Hot at Disney World
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She’s Getting Naked in Front of the Mirror – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guest on Greek TV Show Suffers Multiple Nipple Slips- VIDEO
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It’d Almost Superbowl Season, So Let’s Look at Some Super Bowl Hotties
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Play Punch Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Can’t Help But Lobe a Kid That Can Dance – VIDEO
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JWOWW Looks Like a Slut as Usual of the Day
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Heidi Klum Just Because
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Rose McGowan Checks Out Her Tits
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Guess That Celebrity Ass
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Fat Ass To The Gym
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Brooke Hogan Graceful And Sexy Bikini Pics
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