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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2022

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Cameltoe is the new cleavage in this era of everyone cutting off their dicks cuz Demi Lovato and other Disney Kids are telling them to, so in order to know the bitch is a bitch and not a trap requires for fitting genital hugging clothing to act as a litmus test, or at least as an identifier, even if they make inserts for trans to put in their tight pants and bikinis that look like fat cameltoe, for the most part, you can tell a real pussy from an insert and it’s the biological woman’s way of competing for sperm because despite being programmed to not want to have families, to want to have meaningless sex with strangers, to be lesbians, or to get on testosterone or a hysterectomy at 14 so you can live you best dude life, these people, all people, are wired at a deeper level to want to breed, so any instinct, impulse, fashion choice not matter how they posture it, position it, intellectualize it, or deny it, is about getting knocked the fuck up, and we’ve go to a place where walking around with pussy exposed is the norma and that’s amazing to those of us still into biological pussy.

I support the cameltoes, these are some cameltoes.

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2022

Aug

Timothee Chalamet’s Sister Pauline’s Braless Titty Dance of the Day

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This is a year old, but who gives a fuck, I didn’t know the big sloppy tits existed until this past week, when I accidentally watched some of Woke as Fuck, Pandering to the Mainstream Idiots, trying to appeal to the new generation, while basically dicksucking every stereotype, and shouting out every female politicians in a pile of Mindy Kaling dog shit from too much Vindaloo called “Sex Lives of Lame Ass Boring College Girls”…..which featured barely any sex you’d want to watch despite being an HBO show, total fucking disappointment on all fronts, but wasn’t expecting much, since I know Mindy Kaling sucks and likely had terrible nerd sex in college……she’s like 50 and back in her day, there wasn’t tinder and porn luring cock her fat way. SHE IS A FUCKING SCAM!

It was basically some role reversal, where girls are boy crazy, objectify men based on their abs, like men used to do with girl tits when they were allowed to be men, not some estrogen filled bitch they became in this attack against men and women fucking.

We call it the inversion of truth, but the reality is that it is possible society and porn has conditioned the average mindless idiot woman to be like a greasy little sex obsessed perverted dude they hate so much…..they have no idea they’ve been programmed.

The ugly fat autistic white girl from the small town, so she’s a little racist in her endearing way gets the hot guy, but at least they kept it secret, because they know the audience isn’t THAT stupid, but the audience is clearly fucking stupid……..

It’s peppered with two dads, lesbians, gays, and every other stereotype that I’d consider divisive as fuck….but more importantly, lame as fuck to help push agendas and propagandize how women should behave………

It’s just a product of upper middle class nerds like Mindy Kaling getting a lot of success as EP on hit show the Office, fitting off some check marks after going through the college system as a keeners, bringing their lame ass voices to the right old rich producer people looking for a younger voice to use to reach the younger audience, since it is all about the dollars to these brainwashing propagandist monsters.

Anyway, a bunch of boy obsessed girls and one closeted lesbian live together in a dorm and talk about their lame ass sex in the most basic and simplistic way….dealing with being closeted, dealing with being sexual assaulted by other comedy nerddsd, dealing with sex with married coaches, and other not so funny bullshit……..

It wasn’t hot college girls being interesting, inspiring, or hot when getting their fuck on, although the black girl in the show is far hotter than this set of sloppy tits, small town girl, who is the “white” middle of the road racist that gets the hot guy, a character that probably doesn’t exist in the world, but for the sake of propaganda, lazy fucking propaganda she does.

Upon further research on the show, because I thought it was dumb, it tuns out she’s Timothee Chalemet’s not very hot sister, so you can figure out how she got the job as a college girl while being 30, but when you’re part of the satanic agenda pushing the narrative, that shit don’t matter.

And really, all we care about is the tits, and she’s got a few cuz she’s a fat woke, liberal, hipster nerd.

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2022

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed, because fat is the mainstream, the majority and we hate all things mainstream in these parts, not to say we didn’t hate fat chicks for being so lazy and disgusting before they accounted for more than 50 percent of the population, but now that they do, now that fitness is a minority and obesity is normalized, it’s far more important to call fat for what it is, gross and not beautiful, lazy and not healthy, deadly and not “you’re not my doctor”.

Shape up bitches, but if you’re into fatties or girls who identify as fatties, which a lot of people do, they do have big tits, here they are, less offensive as they probably used to be, by there are far too many of them out there to turn our backs on, otherwise we won’t get laid, but we can try to make them feel like shit about themselves so that they act like fat girls are supposed to act, totally eager to fuck anyone willing to fuck them, something that ego boosting of dating apps and instagram and the media who wants people fat has tried to ruin by giving them confidence!

Make fat shameful again, or sex lives depend on it.

As a fat man, married to a fat woman, I can legally and with authority call fat people disgusting and shame them. So fuck off.

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2022

Aug

Deep Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Girls at the Gym

Hot Workout

Bikini Transition

Bikini Dancer

Another Bikini Dancer

Cowgirl Bikini Dancer

Double Trouble Bikini Dancers

Strong Legs Get Out fo Car

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Skimpy Shorts

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2022

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You all know this, but the woke shit has gone so far that it makes zero sense and trying to communicate with these people is like dealing with fucking aliens from another planet. They don’t understand sarcasm, they don’t understand laughing, they just rage and fucking rage about things that don’t matter like homophobia and transphobia and racism and Christopher Columbus, and abortions..

It’s like live your life and let me live mine as homophobic, transphobic, anti-abortion, non-racist because I hate people as a collective, not based on their coloring or culture, but yeah, fuck off..

If I had social media, I’d last a fucking hour before those monsters silenced me for my jokes…..they just sit around waiting to pounce, like the lame ass losers they are…….but instead of being treated like lame ass losers..hollywood, the work force, corporations are trying to appease them, even though they’ll never be happy, and now all their shows and marketing are based on this woke shit, and it’s not fun or funny, fuck off.

FUCK THE WOKE NERDS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING INTERNET, which for the record, was a wonderful place before people started listening to them……but the porn is more hardcore, vulgar, mindless and trash than ever, so that’s weird…..because the WOKE don’t make sense in their degeneracy, they are just programmed that way, fall of society shit, HOLD ON TIGHT.

Luckily, I was cancelled 15 years ago, so I can remain irrelevant, unknown, broke and alone, without any of the opportunities the sell out nerds who cater to the demands of the internet culture, and that’s fine with me………

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2022

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is it gay to hold a fleshlight for your friend while he fucks it, or is it just being a good friend, I guess it depends on how big of a boner you have while doing it, but I think it’s pretty gay across the board but I am not allowed to call things gay, the WOKE mob will attack…..OMG he said gay, like it’s a bad thing, he’s a homophobe, let’s murder him, he’s probably not vaccinated, MORE reason to DESTROY HIS FUCKING LIFE LIKE THE MONSTERS WE ARE……..

They aren’t called Gays – they are MEN WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN – Don’t Gender them or whatever sexuality that people identify themselves by with flags and parades call mis-sexuality-ing a person.

The woke shit is like a parody now with their “powerful messages”

I thought it was weird when men were apologizing for being men about 3 years ago, then when white people started apologizing for being white, that was weird, but through it all, none of the rich as shit monsters from the public servant sector to hollywood are ever denouncing being rich by giving poor people all their money, instead they spend their money collapsing society and killing all our spirit!

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2022

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Print of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is an enigma that makes no fucking sense to me because she’s old as fuck, yet here I am looking at her bikini jacked up her cunt like a college girl who read that cameltoe was the new cleavage, which clearly it is according to all the pussy I see through pants when I leaave the house, don’t believe me, stop by tomorrow for PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY.

I don’t know if Beckinsale did some weird sacrifice to the overlords for endless hotness, or if she is working her ass off to maintain the hot young looking for an old lady body.

I don’t know if this is what happens when you’re rich and barely work, plenty of time to sleep…

I don’t know if the Underworld movie she is best known for came with some weird occult recipes for eternal youth, it was about vampires and for all we know, vampires could be real..just eating the blood of children for the youthful blood, or maybe it’s just all the young guys she fucks and lets cum in her since she’s too old to get pregnant, I just know it’s weird……

Just not weird enough for me to not stare at her cunt that she’s basically put on display like she’s virtually sitting on our faces like we were Pete Davidson……but thinking that Pete Davidson’s dick has filled this cunt I am staring at, ALMOST makes it less tasty looking, but luckily, I can eat pussy without thinking about the dicks that have been in it, or the residual taste of said dicks, I’ve spent years fucking whores and I know at my budget levels they don’t shower between john’s, so we make do, that’s what we do, we make do,..

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2022

Aug

Dua Lipa Watermelon Tajin Titties of the Day

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Dua Lipa is culturally appropriating her Watermelon by adding Tajin spice on it, this is the kind of thing that would get you cancel at colleges around America, like when the white staffed cafeteria makes Butter Chicken, PROTESTS HAPPEN.

The Kosovo refugee turned biggest pop star of the times, thanks to youtube and tiktok so you know her celebrity is legitimate and her music is of top quality, just using a Mexican Condiment with her tits out like she can’t get cancelled, because she can’t get cancelled…she’s too big…….and not even a transgender, because these outraged idiots of the internet are selective in their targeting, if they like the celebrity, the celebrity can do and saw whatever they want, if they don’t like the celebrity, they can’t jerk off on the phone when talking to other comedians on the phone, like a normal person…….or worse……misgender someone.

Everyone’s dumb, but I’m here for the tits, trying to make sense of it is a waste of fucking time.

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2022

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I guess you could argue that some of the girls out there with tiny tits don’t have hot tiny tits, they are emaciated freaks who either starve themselves to death, are vegans, or are suffering some auto-immune diseases from COVID shots or they have AIDS and/or Cancer……but at least they are skinny…and skinny is important in a world where being fit means you’re a minority. They are trying to kill us.

In my unofficial role as Itty Bitty Titty Ambassador, it’s self proclaimed, which is apparently a solid diagnosis for any ailments from what gender you are, what kind of sex you like, whether you are on the spectrum, what your pronouns are, what mental health issues they have, and what chronic illnesses they have, it’s all NARCISSISM, it’s all crazy……so why shouldn’t I be everything I say I am like it’s my TWITTER bio, only I don’t have twitter, BIG TECH banned me..

But yeah, this is my support for TINY TITS, to encourage hot natural tiny tits and the hot bodies they are attached to, to not get ravaged by either getting the chop and turned into a weird version of a self proclaimed dude despite the vagiana, or getting ravaged by fake tits implants that make them a bimbo, because Tiny Tit Lives Matter, and here’s some tight body tiny tit girls and a few les hot tiny tits, all to say – Tiny Tits are Hot cuz they are tits.

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2022

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

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I would have to go through the archives to see if I ever found Jennifer Aniston hot, because there was a time when her nipples were huge and hard on prime time TV when porn was harder to access, so was my appreciation for her signature nips a product of her having great tits that I wanted, or just a product of not having access to as many tits as I do now, so that they were far superior to the average nip. I guess that’d be hard to figure out, but as a fan of tits, I’ll give her the win on this one, because they were great tits with hard nips, just made better due to lack of inventory, you know supply and demand, basic economics….

There was also a time when she forfeited the whole breed thing to focus on her career and to do that whole thing, where she got cast in movies that showcased her fit body that she had been maintaining instead of finding fulfillment in having a family, she chose working out……

Off the top of mind there was the Jason Sudeikis movie she was a stripper in and there was the Adam Sandler movie she was a dental hygenist in a bikini, both good moments for her body, while her face remained the same whatever.

Now that she’s old in menopause, still hitting the gym, she’s kidn the boxy body of a transgender dude on estrogen, boxy, broad shoulder with an ass narrower than her shoulders, but compared to other old bitches who aren’t worth 100 million dollars from being an important shitty actor, she’s likely a 10, but a 10 in old timers is about a 1 in younger hot chicks, so it’s nothing to get stoked on, but it happened and here it is.

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