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2022

16

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I haven’t really had the opportunity to see a pair of tight pants in public slowly pull down their tight pants while humping an inanimate object, but that’s what the tight pant wearing girls do when they get home in their tight pants after having dudes stare at their asses pretty much all fucking day, like the exhibitionists who like being stared at that they are, it’s a narcissistic generation that like being watched by their fans…

I do think the tight pants that I see on a daily basis should take a cue from their online selves, by doing more theatrical performances around their tight pants.

So after a day of rocking tight pants, their pussy hugged tightly all day, while being turned on by creepers looking at them, they start humping inanimate objects in the grocery store, or wherever you do your tight pant creeping, because just seeing ass and pussy is too basic…….I mean Lululemon launched in the early 2000s, ass and pussy in tight pants is great, but level up this shit like some of these girls are doing online…..in an era where online is more important than real life they’d be surprised that online behavior in real life will greatly improve real life..at least when it comes to tight pants..

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2022

16

Aug

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

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I saw these Demi Moore bikini pics trending in the mainstream tabloids like People Magazine or some shit, since they rely on the titty clickbait like a titty site like this, only they actually benefit from the titty clickbait, since they aren’t cancelled and never will be…….but I am……..

So you can post the same content of a bitch, who for the record is WAY too old to be in a bikini, no matter how hard she’s faking it with those tits and that body…….but I am a NSFW porn site and they are news.

I say “Imagine the smell on Ashton’s dick after fucking this zombie, never dying, corpse of a woman who is definitely rotting out, even if she doesn’t look it”..it’s the kind of smell that is so pungent that Kunis has it all over her face at all times, even all these years later. Demi Moore pussy smell lasts forever.

They say “Bold Demi Moore is fierce and confident in her bpun bikini, defying all the odds of aging” without mentioning the witch craft and sacrifices she mad to get here, including giving up or scarificing Rumer Willis’ good looks when she was in the womb in a “Please Devil Overlord, give me any good looks you were going to give Rumer, because I need it”… so long as she gets to look better….this narcissist is happy…….and can just blame Rumer’s look on her dad’s cocaine use..

The point is, Demi Moore is hotter now than she was at 18 in that Rio movie with Michael Caine, so that makes fucking zero fucking sense, so it is obviously demonic……so don’t look too close at this weirdness..it may come after your soul! This is how they bait you into the dark side..

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2022

16

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Summer may be ending but thanks to your virtual pathetic incel life, you can seek the endless summer like you were some pioneer of surfing, or some instagram model who needs to be where there is bikini weather all the time, otherwise it fucks up her content stream of being famous for being in bikini, all from the comfort of your own soiled in semen couch or chair you are sitting on, because your life is pretty sad, but it’s not like you try to improve it, and why would you, when you get better angles than you do in person from the shameless self promotion of these broads, where they’d just have you beat up if you were to beat off, even though your pant pocket, if they were posing like this in front of you.

I am a pervert from Canada where it is winder 99 percent of the year, I was raised in a more conservative time of not enough bikinis, so I have a swimwear fetish across the baord, the skimpier, not always the better, but I definitely can relate to all the people who have jerked off to people they know when they post their bikini pics to social media, which is really the only reason I think social media ever worked. We are all perverts, some better at it than others

Here’s that bikini round up!

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2022

16

Aug

Anne Heche’s Last Titty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if you’ve seen the conspiracy theorists who have clearly been bamboozled by the algorithm into thinking there’s some satanic elite force of predators who want you dead, and every action that they do is to further push you into the oppressed slave class until you’re living in pods eating bugs. Those crazy conspiracy theorists…

Well, they are on a rampage about the Anne Heche video that’s going viral, where she’s being removed from the scene of the crash in a burn blanket, all wrapped up, just not enough for her to escape or try to escape before being put into the ambulance where she was later pronounced dead.

I know that it would be impossible for Hollywood to create a fake crash scene, or have fake fireman show up to the scene of an accident to remove the body, because Hollywood doesn’t have those kinds of resources to allocate to someone like Anne Heche who clearly DID NOT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THEY DON’T WANT YOU KNOWING.

I mean don’t these conspiracy theorists understand science and that after her accident, she could have been near death, surged with adrenaline in a body and mind disconnect……chickens do run around with their heads cut off.

But to these conspiracy theorists, it’s about all the bad shit she saw being silenced, like when journalists investigating crazy things go missing or end up in car accidents, you know ACCIDENTS happen…..crazy conspiracy theorists and their theories…

Guess what, you can also walk from an accident, and drop dead 50 feet away from the accident, so let’s not jump to weird conclusions like she wasn’t brain dead when this happened.

Instead, let’s focus on what it actually is, her last topless moment caught on film, cuz I think she’s topless, her shirt was burned off, and it would be a disservice to not post it here, since toplessness is what we’re into…especially when it is still alive at the time of the toplessness!

RIP ANNE HECHE.

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2022

16

Aug

THIRSTY GIRL and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Booty Workout

Deep Stretch

Extreme Fitness

Roller Coaster Titty

Beach Day

Hand Stand Girl

More Hand Stand Girls

Sexy Dancer

Dick Jokes

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2022

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Eating a big meal when you have hemorrhoids or ass cancer is probably like when a gay dude takes a huge cock, you know you won’t be able to sit for a week, but you do it anyway and for the most part it was fucking worth it.

The moral of the story, be like a gay dude taking big dick and not fearing the consequences of being blown out with temporary or permanent damage, including but not limited to Monkeypox and AIDS, all for some instant but fleeting gratification, because life isn’t about consequences of your actions, it’s about instant gratification regardless of the damage it does, because we are degenerates as a society that is collapsing! YAY!

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Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo Cozy Up in The Water!
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Lizzo is Offensively Fat as Fuck
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Nude model Aleksandra in the Art Studio
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Low Flying Airplane
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Mike Tyson’s Most Brutal Knockouts Against Monsters!
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Baby Porcupine Eating A Peony On A Man’s Peony Farm Gets Caught!
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Mike Tyson seen in wheelchair at Miami Airport
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2022

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you factor in all the testosterone destroying chemicals in basically all our food, water and air, you gotta realize why everyone is a little bitch, they’ve bred us this way.

I want to be one of those guys who thinks that everything is satanic, you know like the crazy Christian lady who just condemns everyone and everything, just blame it all on the beast system we live under. Birthdays, that’s satanic, tap water, satanic, Red Dye 40, satanic…as the world slowly falls deeper and deeper in.

Remember, it’s back to school season, and RUSH WEEK is happening at all the Sororities, where you know they’ll be gender neutral, everyone invited to the Sorority, men included…. so you won’t know who to date rape because the Sorority will be less of a sisterhood and more of a brotherhood, but you’ll be allowed to watch them all shower and fuck while living in the house together, so I guess that’s better than a college date rape, get it in before all Sororities become Frats because the biological males will muscle out the chicks…….

I remember the bro lifestyle when bros were fucking idiots and it was hilarious, before they became woke, ad tried to be sophisticated and inclusive.

Back then, a bro got a set of fake tits as a dare or a joke, you know, for valid reasons to get breast implants as a man, but now people are doing it as a lifestyle.

Back then, it was a huge viral stunt, people were shocked, thought it was sick, thought it was hilarious, thought it was weird, ANYTHING for attention but now, it’s encouraged by people, otherwise it’s considered transphobic to think it’s crazy.

So a straight dude getting implants was crazy 15 years ago, everyone collectively agreed, but now they’ve decided it’s perfectly normal and if you don’t get fake tits, you’re transphobic, you dinosaur you.

But if your reasoning was “I was born the wrong gender” instead of “I like tits, I was drunk, I made a bet”…you’re a demon who should get the death penalty!

We should stop shaming valid excuses for tits.

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Alexis Ren in Lingerie
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Laura Sanko Bounces Through a Run!
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Hailey Bieber’s Tank Top Selfie
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Shia aBeouf Feels Mia Goth’s Vagina in Public
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Komodo Dragon Swallows A Bat Alive
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Padma Lakshmi reacts to ex Salman Rushdie’s stabbing
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Mallory Edens in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Half Naked for SKKN
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Dua Lipa Works her Tan
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Testing a Volvo Bumper
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Model Space Shuttle Launch Fail
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Carly Rae Jepsen’s New Sumer Anthem
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Girl Fight
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10 Highest Earning Athletes on Social Media
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Sydney Sweeney in Vintage
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Tigers and Kittens Meet
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Bear VS Mirror
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Most Expensive Koi Fish
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Whole Neighborhood Breaks into Chaos
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Wayne Gretzky Sued Over Gum
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Paris Hilton at Tomorrowland
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Nude Model in Athens
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Tiger Meets Kittens
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Cat and Fox Stand Off
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Surviving Snake Island
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Kathy Hilton Confuses Lizzo for Precious
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Yaqub Talib, brother of NFL’s Aqib Talib named suspect in shooting death!
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Demi Lovato Kicks off her Tour
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Fitting a Good Exhaust to a Viper
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GoPro Scaling Mt Everest
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Ludacris and Queen Latifah in a Movie
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George Pickens Does Antonio Brown’s Signature Dance!
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Margot Robbie in a Bikini
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Sofia Carson in Jeans
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Nicole Scherzingre’s in a Tight Slutty Dress
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Josie Canseco in Pussy Hugging Shorts
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Jasmine Tooks at an Event
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Ashley Tisdale in Shorts
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Sophie Turner in Tight Pants
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Hilary Duff on the Streets
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Julia Fox – Slutty Dress
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Julianne Hough at the Airport
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Vanessa Hudgens – Lesbianism
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Pom Klementieff Titty Dress
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Sienna Miller Hot in a Bikini
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Mylene Klass on the Streets
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Krisin Cavallari in a White Dress
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Kiernan Shipka Bikini Top
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17 People Having Shit Days
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Squirt Girl Gets Wet
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2022

15

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Smokes with her Tits Out of the Day

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Some woke idiots hate Johnny Depp for having a penis, other woke idiots hate Amber Heard for being an asshole to Johnny Depp, since celebrity has the ability of winning people over and making them neglect all the bad things you do, I personally don’t give a fuck it’s all by design to confuse, distract while annoying me.

There is no way the Johnny Depp court case wasn’t to clear his name so that big power players could get him back in movies guilt free, because he’s an earner, and even if he raped a pony at a petting zoo, which is not code for sex with Amber Heard, but likely smells better than sex with her, they’d still spin it. That’s Hollywood, until they need to remove you for knowing too much, then they all turn on you, as snakes do.

Anyway, Lily Rose Depp is going to be a big star, doing the whole acting thing, and I saw this video of her smoking and drinking like a classy European of the 80s, tits out I thought of an old friend and familiar commenter – Horny Lohan Wanker who loves when a bitch smokes, ideally with red lipstick, so Lily Rose Depp being a hot rich kid with famous parents, trying to be famous on her own,

So you’ll probably like it if you’re born in the Glamor days of smoking being glamor even though most people who smoke are white trash, or you’ll hate it because your mom died of lung cancer, but since her tits are out and you know Johnny Depp’s cum created her like it created a rash on Amber Heard’s asshole, it’s a win for all involved.

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2022

15

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Topless of the Day

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They are saying that this is a leaked Vanessa Hudgens nude, that is technically a topless pic but cropped so hard it’s barely a topless pic, that I’d assume was an intentional leaked nude to get a thrill of an onlyfans girl knowing she’s not going down that road yet since her mainstream career is doing well and she doesn’t want to walk away even though she’d make supid money selling her nudes we know she loves taking

When looking at her unfiltered face that she normally does up so hard, making a little too real to those of use who live our lives behind a computer screen and forget what actual women look like, it’s probably far more mortifying than if it was a video of her dolled up and fisting herself.

That’s how vanity works in a porn generation, sex acts are seen as clout, the more shocking the better, but no make-up, not filter, actual bag under the eye, wrinkle on the forhead faces, are SHAMEFUL.

There may be some top of nip on one of the tit, and this may not be Vanessa Hudgens at all just a lookalike crackhead taking a shot..but I’ll still look, because Hudgens was the first of the celebs with leaked cell phone nudes, commanding my respect at the time, and I will forever have that one sided bond with her, no matter how rough looking and cheesy she gets, since she’s a Disney kid and by definition is cheesy…..but never too cheesy, not even in smell, to turn me off of her hairy box…unshowered is delicious even when it’s gross.

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2022

15

Aug

January Jones Still Trying Hard in a Bikini of the Day

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Industry superstar that no one really gives a fuck, but who got herself an instagram, so that she can be like the other bitches no one gives a fuck about, and post salacious pics of their tits to get the attention they feel they deserve, even in their 40s, January Jones, the single mother who never revealed to the world who her baby daddy is, but we assume it’s Jason Sudeikis or someone else who pays her to shut the fuck up, probably more lucrative than her acting career, since she hasn’t really done anything since Mad Men, but use her tits on social media to remind you that she has tits, which even when her old face is erased or buffed out by filters, like an old car about to be sold at auction, is a good thing cuz of tits.

This old lady bikini is likely not age appropriate, but if a set of tits wants to be half naked with the tits out for the internet, we would be assholes to not jerk off to them or at least sexualize them by leaving comments that will definitely not get you invited to her birthday party on her feed, because she’s obviously feeling down on herself and nothing a little “nice tits” or “burry me with those tits”…..or “mama” won’t fix!

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