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2022

13

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know if my flat chested mom who didn’t breast feed me, programmed me to love small tits on an emaciated body, she had a drug addiction…but for as long as I can remember, I’ve treated small tits as if they were big tits in need of being worshipped, maybe that’s just the kind of stand up guy that I am, or maybe small tits are actually hot, statistically nicer than the average big tit that can be sloppy and big nippled in the worst possible fat girl way, so that the probability of a decent small tit is 9/10 where as the probability of a nice big tit is 1/10, making it a no brainer especially when you factor in how insecure society, the media, other women, has made small tits feel about themselves, that insecurity, that keep their shirt on for the fuck, goes a long way for those of use trying to find girls willing to fuck us, knowing we are undesirable!

The point of the story is I want to be KING of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee I hear about, or would it be CEO, it’d be an honor and dream to help convince girls with small tits to not SLAUGHTER their naturals for some sack of plastic bullshit that will just cause inflammation and premature death!

And I’d build their confidence by making them show me their small tits, no matter how awkward and shy they may feel, it’s all part of recovery, it’s all part of healing, and it’s all by DESIGN so that I get to SEE all the small titty!

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2022

13

Sep

Chloe Sevigny Bodysuit of the Day

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Brown Bunny Vincent Gallo Dick Sucker, “hit and miss” prosthetic dick wearing but not cancelled for playing a tranny, fashion week’s original NY hipster on the art scene and girl who propagandized AIDS between STRAIGHT people in the 90s, which turned out to be a fucking myth, FEAR MONGERING to a generation of people who just wanted unprotected sex – Chloe Sevigny, who has never actually been as hot as she was when she had AIDS in KIDS, but who has managed to maintain a steady career – has her titties out for some mom pussy cameltoe at 47 years old, since she had her first kid 2 years ago!

And that’s our Chloe Sevingny news minute!

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Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|Chloe Sevigny

2022

13

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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We’re living a dream thanks to all the Tight Pants being worn out there on any given day, at any given moment, I’d bet that in your small town or city alone, there are tens of thousands of girls in tight pants right now waiting for you to creep on them, assuming they aren’t damaged by the instagram, monetized from their bedroom, rocking 8 mental heath disorders that are all treated through medicines, like agoraphobia and other personality disorders they probably don’t have, but that make a good excuse for being a cunt who doesn’t leave her house!

Also, she probably doesn’t want YOU specifically to creep on her, from my experience in creeping on girls, they all look at me in disgust, and when I’m like you’re the one walking around in tight pants, pussy first, for all to see…and they all turn to that whole “you can’t justify rape based on the outfit a girl wears” which I’ll argue is FALSE as raping a pantyless mini skirt is far harder to do than raping a pair of jeans under snowpants wearing LONG underwear, not that I’m a rapist, I’m impotent, but you know, logic!

But yeah, the tight pants aren’t for us, but we can still appreciate it!

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2022

13

Sep

Eva Longoria Side Tit of the Day

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This is from September 5th, so I may have already posted it, you know, all these clickbating celebs trying to compete with the influencers in the most desperate ways is hilarious, since there was a time when celebrities were kept at an arm’s length from you, their personal lives secret, the allure of celebrity compelling because it was a limited club, and we only got what they fed us!

Now these aged out bitches who shouldn’t even know what the internet or social media is based on their age alone, but also based on their celebrity alone, are posting thirst trap pics in their mid 40s to get jerked off to, or to show off that they do fitness!

They are rich, they are working, this Mexican has a Tequila brand, yet here she is with a “look at me, you’d like to fuck me, but you never will since I’m famous”..

So they all have the same shitty “I am a celebrity, thus better than you” ego, but they also post low hanging fruit safe for work smut like they’re an 18 year old about to launch an Onlyfans because working is for suckers!

It’s a weird dynamic, but I’ve hated Eva Longoria pretty much since she became famous as a race baiter, who is Mexican, but who seems like she uses that to get ahead and that’s just trash!

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2022

13

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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As an old timey internet troll, I remember an era where most people wanted to be anonymous on the internet, that was the whole fun with the internet, you know making fun of people and having them want you dead, but unable to track you or your family down, at least not in an obvious way, but I guess that was an era before the mall shopping normies hit the internet, but it doesn’t make it any less weird that now people are posting half naked pics of themselves, full face in the frame, rocking some swimwear because they know that bikinis or bathing suits get the most engagement amongst the perverts of the internet, we love swimwear!

But yeah, now all these people are trying so hard for you to know them by name, it’s no longer anonymous, it’s no longer bikinis for the people in your network of friends to jerk off to, while pretending you’re not thirst trapping, but rather pictures to get noticed, to get followers, to get on the map, to lure the stalkers, to potentially get raped and killed by weirdos, since the internet is full of weirdos, but that’s a small trade off for the potential of getting rich and famous either as an IG model pushing product or a whore selling nudes!

The one thing that remains constant in this narcissistic, ego-centric, self involved world, is that the perverts of the internet love hot half naked chicks showing off their swimsuit bodies!

So here’s a random compilation of that!

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Posted in:Bikinis

2022

13

Sep

Girl’s Dropping Solid Advice for Women with her Cleavage of the Day

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Florida based Alex has some words of wisdom that we hope we can help spread to the women of the world who are currently under the spell that the media has them under – pushing them to medicate, to work, to sell their soul to the machine, to be single and miserable insect eating idiots, alone in their pods, but ready for a good fuck to release some dopamine with strangers they never connect a human bond with!

So yeah, girls who don’t want to work prostitute themselves, instead of finding a man they want to make a home for, since they are indoctrinated and lazy brats.

But this girl, who probably come from a traditional home, who don’t want to work, and who can get by on their man’s salary, know that their job is to maintain the household, to cook, to clean, to make sure shit is handled, because it’s only fair, but also fulfilling.

She also has another video that says Feminine women, who like being women know that it is important to serve their man, like he serves them, because TEAMWORK makes the DREAM WORK!

I know people are STARTING to wake up to all this shit and I am glad to keep promoting the truth as I see it, especially with titties!

I like her! Truther Bitches are Hot!

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Posted in:Videos

2022

13

Sep

Mary Brings the Titty Jiggle and Twerk of the Day

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There’s something far more interesting about Mary’s performance art than celebrated performance artists like that satanic scam Marina Abramovi? who all the celebrities are dick hard for, because she does lame ass shit like “spirit cooking” or other weak ass trolls that she keeps a straight face when trying to pretend they are higher purpose!

Yeah, art is a load of fucking bullshit, but this Mary girl is the real deal, which is pretty funy since her realness is manifested by being the fakest bitch around!

You see, she’s a parody of the current climate, the current beauty ideals, the shit that the Kardashians have brought out and normalized, where natural beauty is non-existent and ugly girls are jacking themselves up for their attainable fake hotness!

Basicallly and dog faced pony boy looking girl can get lips, fillers, tits, an ass at the retail level, just look at BELLA HADID, a top model, who without any of those things would look like Rumer Willis, or a foot, and not in a Foot Fetish, WIKI FEET way, but in a NOT HOT WAY!

So yeah, Mary went big with it, mocking it, getting famous for it, while living it, and that’s the only way to do it!

The subtle trying to game us into thinking your natural, when you’re fake as shit, thrown out the window, in a go big or go home kind of way, which is the ONLY fucking way!

With that, we can watch her monster tits in action, creepy – sure, but ultimate social commentary in practice!

Posted in:Videos

2022

13

Sep

Proper Gym Attire and Other TikThots of the Day

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Proper Squatting Attire

Proper Fishing Attire

Proper Swimming Attire

Proper Winter Attire

Proper Sniffing her own Ass Attire

Proper Chair Sitting Attire

Proper Running Up Stairs Attire

Proper Cow Girl Attire

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if some kind of Great Awakening is actually happening or not, but with the covid nonsense, people realized the lies run deep, but with the Queen’s death, I’ve never seen so many people making fun of the Monarchy, their colonial ways, the fact they control large parts of the world, I mean people were just ruthless, but probably not as ruthless as one would be in basically claiming the entire world for your own, and taxing everyone else in it, because that’s how elites work!

But then again, maybe the Royals are in debt slavery like the rest of us!

Then, there were all the 9/11 was an inside job memes, that still respected the victims, but I’m taking random old people I know were on that kick, even the five shot vaccinated with masks on, and it was weird!

So weird, that I think it’s all by design, when the hive shifts directions, I get uneasy!

Realizing the illusion we’ve all been tricked by, the spell they have us under to keep us in debt slavery, is real, is probably just another level to this shit!

Which is why, we should just enjoy societal collapse as it unfolds, because people are producing sluttier content than ever!

We’re talking pornstars who never filmed an actual porn, just their own sex, making millions!

Everyone turning sex into a viral meme, to next level their clout!

I mean, this is age of ENLIGHTENMENT or it’s just a reminder that we’re all perverted chronic masturbators, which reminds me of what I’ll be doing tonight!

SEE YA!

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Britney Spears Brings the Butt Shot
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This Las Vegas Sex Worker is Offering a VIP Deal to The Raiders!
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Singer Lauren Jauregui Totally See Through Dress at a Party
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Girl with Insane Lips
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Vanessa Hudgens in Lingerie for Nylon
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Amanda Vance Offends Bengals Fans with a Twerk
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Leni Klum’s Tanline
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Dennis Rodman estimates 10-20% of pro athletes are probably LGBTQ
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25 Pumpkin Spiced Things You Have to See
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FITNESS FAILS
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Dude leaves a grill on at Dolphins game, accidentally torches several cars
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Bella Hadid Walks the Runway
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Fan Fight at the Lions’ / Eagles Game
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The Transformation Of Queen Elizabeth II From Age 1 To 96!
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King Of Britain GET Angry During The Proclaimation Ceremony
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Pete Davidson’s Newest Trailer
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Cop stops brawl, then car crashes right behind him on video
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Kris Jenner Staged the Kim K Sex Tape but Denies It! Ray J is MAD
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Nude Model Nadia
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Gisele Bündchen Skips Hubby Tom Brady’s Game!
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Five Bridges That Suddenly Collapsed
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World Speed Record On A Rocket-Powered Bicycle!
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Tadpole Transforms into Frog
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Bethenny Frankel Sells Loft
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Em Rata in Galliano
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Fans React As Nick Young Gets Knocked Out Through The Ring!
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Hard To Believe Tom Cruise Stunts!
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Old Man Born In 1853 Talks About His Childhood In 1860!
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Weird Pencil Art
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Bid on Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Collar
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Bebe Rexha in a Sheer Mini Dress
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Hot Latvian Model in the Country
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Fans Get Into it At The Raiders Game!
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Vehicular Hit And Run Caught On Security Camera
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Gorilla Roututu Meets A Friend
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What Happens to Our Bodies After we Die
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Olivia Culpo Takes Her Sisters to Fashion Week!
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Joey Lawrence to have another Kid – Woah
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Mom Covered in Tattoos Complains She Can’t Get a Job
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Hailey Bieber – Hot Bikini!
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Iskra Lawrence – Belfie
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NFL Memes!
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2 Chicks in Sheer Tops at the Revolve Event – Titties
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Joy Corrigan at Fashion Week
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Josie Canseco in a Black Dress
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Josie Canseco’s White Dress
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Heidi Klum Legs
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Gigi Hadid Crop Top
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Kendall Jenner – Fashion Show
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Mega Fox Looks Crazy
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Olivia Culpo – Slut Dress
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Olivia Ponton Bra Top at Fashion Week
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Shay Mitchell for a GQ Party
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Madison Pettis Cleavage
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Sammi Hanratty in a Slutty Dress
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Addison Rae in Dumb Shorts
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Katherine McNamara Cleavage
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Hayden Panettiere Lives
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Rita Ora Performs
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Anorexic Butthole Destroyed
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Hot Titty Influencer Babe
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Hot Boob Flash
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Baby Got Back
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LOTS of Booty
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Fatty Washes in a Feet Wash
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Titty Model in a Body Suit
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Playboy Czech Model
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Scooby Doo Dildo Fuck
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Wink Training
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Big Boobs Laying Around Naked
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Nude by the Sea
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Hot Girl Tantric Massage
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Requiem for a Dildo Dream
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22 People Having a shit Day
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Hot Tits
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Proper Fucking Shorts
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MENTAL Mondays
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Plugged Up
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6 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Roadside Attraction
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Doggy Style Fuck
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Riding the Dildo
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Blondie is Hard on Top
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Tub Rider
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Lesbian Sex
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Facial Fest
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Spread Ass
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Porn Watching Fingerer
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Amateur on All Fours
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2022

12

Sep

Billie Eilish Tits of the Day

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Billie Eilish is in a Corset and a skirt, so I guess she’s decided to play a girl instead of the obese Florida Granny in her Gucci oversized track suit and it’s actually a better look for her.

I don’t know any Billie Eilish songs, but I know she’s made herself and a lot of people a lot of money as a top of the charts starlet, who always creeped me out because she acts like he fucks her brother and I am no indoctrinated into the whole incest trend that the porn tubes are trying to train people to be into, you know, they’re fucking with the simple minds!

I do know that she’s about 25 pounds lighter than she was, which is probably why she’s dressing liek a girl, because NO ONE likes to be a fat fuck..

I also know that she went viral over her tits a few times, they made her some body positivity activist, for having big fat tits, but her whole being fat threw that off for me! It is not IMPRESSIVE to have fat tits when you’re fat, hello!

So I encourage weight loss, stripping down, becoming a girl, big tits, even on pop stars that I assume don’t live up to the hype, but the general population are retards, so they just buy into it, like that whole incest shit I mentioned in the top of the post!

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Posted in:Billabong|Billie Eilish