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2022

12

Sep

Billie Eilish Tits of the Day

Billie Eilish is in a Corset and a skirt, so I guess she’s decided to play a girl instead of the obese Florida Granny in her Gucci oversized track suit and it’s actually a better look for her.

I don’t know any Billie Eilish songs, but I know she’s made herself and a lot of people a lot of money as a top of the charts starlet, who always creeped me out because she acts like he fucks her brother and I am no indoctrinated into the whole incest trend that the porn tubes are trying to train people to be into, you know, they’re fucking with the simple minds!

I do know that she’s about 25 pounds lighter than she was, which is probably why she’s dressing liek a girl, because NO ONE likes to be a fat fuck..

I also know that she went viral over her tits a few times, they made her some body positivity activist, for having big fat tits, but her whole being fat threw that off for me! It is not IMPRESSIVE to have fat tits when you’re fat, hello!

So I encourage weight loss, stripping down, becoming a girl, big tits, even on pop stars that I assume don’t live up to the hype, but the general population are retards, so they just buy into it, like that whole incest shit I mentioned in the top of the post!

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Posted in:Billabong|Billie Eilish

2022

12

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I realize the vaccine isn’t a thing, even though it’s still being rolled out, the whole segregating the unvaccinated bullshit is almost over, except when it comes to crossing the USA Border, but other than that, it’s pretty much done, for now!

But I guess I just can’t get over how insane it was and that’s my truth, my right, my experience, my trauma of being alienated against for not being into experimental medication! PTSD baby, now part of my identity!

So I like to keep it alive, to remind the vaccinated how dumb they were, even if it was right for them, and because of that, I was just hung up on by some customer service bill collector because I called him a retard and asked if his vaccine injury has caused prions disease, you know as per the Pfizer’s documents that were quietly released, and not from some conspiracy theory newsfeed doing Lizard Satanic Pedophile content, but from ACTUAL documented data!

Anyway, I was also hung up on by a friend who told me their 72 year old brother had a heart attack out of no where, survived, but was fit as shit and never had an issue, and sure, 72 is old enough to have a random unexpected heart attack, but obviously, I went to “vaccine injury”…..

So as it turns out, blaming everything from people acting like idiots, driving like idiots, coughing in the store, or limping around on the vaccine, pisses people off, it goes against the buying into the vaccine, and people don’t like admitting they are wrong!

I don’t know if Medical workers are still seen as heroes, or if they are seen as anti-vaxxers, I just know I’ve always been grossed out by scrubs and hospital germs, so it’s not a fetish to me, bring out the 1950s white nurse outfits I can jerk off to and we’ll talk!

Until then, I’ll watch these fearless ladies expose their cunts to the Hospital’s airborne illnesses, like it ain’t a thing, because it ain’t a thing!

These are your healthcare experts who know nothing about health!


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Posted in:NURSES

2022

12

Sep

Lili Reinhart Topless of the Day

I don’t know where they pulled Lili Reinhart out of, but I am not buying that she’s a legitimate celebrity who just surfaced to the top of the casting couch for the hit show RIVERDALE – that made no sense as a hit show and that was clearly designed to program the youth generation with shitty content! You are only as strong as the culture around you and if you keep the culture half retards who think they are the star of their own movies and if you feed them dog shit stories that make no sense but that visually looks alright, except for the girl they casted as Betty, it keeps them down, which is where they want them to be, you know so they can rape them in whatever way they rape, through debt, or fake news, who knows!

Anyway, they’ve packaged her as a starlet of the time, even though she’s big enough to look like she ate all the other contenders, and her she is in some artsy topless pic they all need to star in, in efforts to matter on social amongst the porn chicks and whores, which entertains me!

Seeing high paid, aggressively marketed celebs copying half ass strippers from a decade ago’s hustle, HILARIOUS, and I’ll look!

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Posted in:Lili Reinhart

2022

12

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

The pros and cons of MILFS are always up for debate when you’re a take what you can get kind of pervert like me!

The MILF is traditionally no bullshit, a light weight drunk, usually bitter about her ex, so just a limited level of kindness will get you laid, they are on a tight schedule and only there to get laid, they may even cancel any date and tell you to meet at the hotel room they angrily book with their ex’s credit card, you know to deal with the hurt of being left for a younger, hotter girl, the hurt that has you in the right place to be used as a prop to get revenge, even though you are not her first option, if anything, the ex husband will be disgusted and validated in his decision to cheat on his family!

The MILF is also sexually experimental, she’s been watching porn in a boring marriage for a decade and has some things she wants to try or show you that she can do thanks to endless masturbation to find just an ounce of joy when the kids are at school

The MILF is tired, exhausted, burnt out, but used to abuse, neglect, being mooched off of by her kids, that you will just be a stunt cock on her journey, which is the best place to be, unless you’re a pussy, crying pussy juice tears, who just wants a mommy!

Either way, here are some MILFS and I realize I forgot the CONS, which include, old, damaged, baggage handling, blown out cunt, stretch marked gut, which we can all work around if we’re horny enough, and we are!

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Posted in:Milf

2022

12

Sep

Stella Hudgens Bikini of the Day

Stella Hudgens taps into the celebrity sister fetish, for those of us into the whole fringe or peripheral of the celebrity world since celebrity is dog shit, but the people of the world think it is amazing, meaning someone like Stella Hudgens will be seen as awesome only because of who her sister is, and I guess since she’s got big tits for a Filipino, but you get what I am saying, peple only care about Stella Hudgens because of her sister, and she will never break free from that!

So because of that, even though she’s got following, connections, etc, she’ll always feel like second string which is the kind of sadness that leads a girl to drugs, or sex addiction, or in Stella’s case, selling lame ass nudes badly!

The sick thing in it all is that she probably makes serious fucking money doing it, because her sister was on a Disney Show, that’s the psychotic clout chasing world we live in!

So here’s second string, benchwarmer, Stella Hudgens on the fringe of celebrity, name dropping her sister to get everything wants, and hating every fucking second of it!

FUN!

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

12

Sep

Stand With Diabetes of the Day

The world is a weird fucking place, where social media has basically destroyed everything, not just this website, but it did destroy this website too! I am a dinosaur and just couldn’t keep up like a thirsty tween trying to become a content creator, plus all my socials have been deleted since the dawn of social media, because I am so funny on that shit, just not to anyone else!

So yeah, social media is fucking weird, then there’s TikTok, which is a Chinese weapon to destroy the future generation of America, where people over share, feel empowered, do what they need to do to get noticed, whether that’s bragging about their herpes in herpes empowerment, or skin rash empowerment, or monkey pox empowerment, or chronic shitting empowerment, or chronic masturbation empowerment, so long as you’re not a creepy guy……

Then there’s this, big titty girl being an ally to people with an ailment, or disease, so she doesn’t have the disease, but she stands with people who do, and today’s disease she stands by is Diabetes, which I am sure gives all the pre-diabetics, which. is basically. everyone thanks to our diets, a fucking boner!

WEIRD times!

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Posted in:Uncategorized

2022

12

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

The most meaningful conversation I’ve had in the last month was not with a father celebrating his daughter overcoming all kinds of obstacles, finally getting accepted into Medical School with a full scholarship…it wasn’t the conversation I had with a dad who lost his kid at 19 years old in a car accident or some shit crying on his death anniversary about how the last 5 years have been a struggle…it wasn’t talking to some business mentor about how to make money on the internet, instead of wasting my time doing this site…..it wasn’t conspiracy chat with the TRUTHERS about 9/11 or the Queen’s Death, or the future plans of the tax evading King, the most meaningful conversation I’ve had was with my friend Stefan the Hairdresser about mom nips!

We both like mom nips, but he was shocked to learn that I have never met a girl with long drinking spout nips who wasn’t a mom, making me assume for the better part of 40 years that the breast feeding that engorged the tits and made them a food supply for new life to suck on hard, created the longer nipple as a consequence or side effect!

Apparently, non moms have big nips too!

I’d use Jennifer Aniston’s non mom hard nips as an example, but I am convinced she’s a tranny and those nips are prosthetic, I mean she is an actor after-all!

So yeah, breast feeding, milk filled, nutritious and delicious, or toxic and polluted, LACTACTION is a fetish to some, so here it is!

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

12

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday on a Monday of the Day

I figure that since I didn’t reinvent myself with this site, traffic is dwindling, revenues are basically zero, it’s an outdated concept, built on outdated technology, that no one bothers to check out or read, even though I update it everyday, because social media and big tech has won!

Clearly don’t know how to write compelling content or solid jokes while laughing at how insane the world is, so why bother wasting my Friday posting MORE than I already posted, WASN’T SHAILENE’s tits enough for you MONSTERS!

Meaning, instead of writing some important joke that no one will read about FULL BACK PANTIES being hot since they are panties, or the whole 24 years they’ve been shamed and aged out, called GRANNY panties, were just a marketing ploy to sell more panties of a different variety!

In a “We’ve sold everyone panties, most people have more panties than they’ll ever need, the full back panty is super cheap and generally accepted as hot enough, how the hell can we survive, maybe we need to convince enough women that their panties are shit, to start up fresh again, and like idiots they’ll buy into the hype and keep us going!”

It’s the the whole CLIMATE CHANGE scam, the only people pushing man made climate change, buy all these new products like E-Vehicles, owned by the same people who own the gas vehicles, only now al whole new industry and infrastructure must be built, making them all richer than they already were off the backs of lame ass dudes driving their Iphones they call TESLAs!

Anyway, FULL BACK panties posts must go on, even a few days late, cuz it is such a deep and intellectual conversation starter!

WHY did full back panties ever die and WHY are they making a comeback, since men will fuck any panty they can get off or at least pulled to the side, since they are PANTIES!


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Posted in:Fullback Panty

2022

12

Sep

Feminist Friday on a Monday of the Day

These girls are braless, not necessarily feminists, but in a simple minded world we live in, we can assume that anyone producing smutty content we can jack off to is calling themselves an empowered feminist to justify their behavior, which I doubt the original feminist movement, funded by evil, like all the other movements of our generation, GIVE the craziest people the funding, so they can indoctrinate!

So as they sexualize themselves, while crying at the patriarchy for sexualizing them, despite making millions of dollars being sexualized, in a very confusing “Make it Make Sense” pile of dog shit that we call the internet, know that these are braless girls who do what they want, beat to their own drum, which happens to be the same drum everyone else beats to!

BUT IT IS BRALESS, which means, I can enjoy it like I enjoyed all the hard nipple braless girls I came across this past weekend, since it is a trend!

Feminism is a scam, braless titties are not!

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Posted in:Feminist

2022

12

Sep

Showing off the Body and Other TikThots of the Day

Ice Cream Girl

Triple Threat of Narcissism

Busty

Strong Legs

Fitness Get-Up

Slutty Security

I Think She’s a River Dancer

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos