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2022

12

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is a Disney Trained actress who likes to play it up for the camera like her life depends on it, because I am sure if you didn’t play it up when you were a kid on set, the producers would punish you, threaten to replace you and basically destroy you at your core, assuming they don’t just focus on sexually assaulting them, something we’ll never know about when it comes to Hudgens, because she’s the kind of girl who does’t play victim, so we don’t even know if she is one, however her lawyers did try to tell me her leaked nudes were her underage and that it was leaked maliciously, you know, making her a victim, but I think that was more of a tactic to get her nudes off the internet, because at the time people didn’t understand that the internet doesn’t forget…

So yeah, I’ll assume she was sexualized by old creepers on set who were paying her big money, giving her all her dreams, while making it clear that they had the power to take it all away, and that she is one of those girls who is like “whatevs, so long as it works for me”……

Shes’ in the process of navigating being a social media influencer, since IG has become an extension of Hollywood, these deep pockets felt threatened and now they are doing their best to solidify their power, I don’t think it’ll work, I think hollywood is done, but I do think that the process of relevance on social media of stripping down is a great strategy that Hudgens was in ways a leader of back in early cell phone nude days, making IG a bit of a joke to compete with the lazies when you’re as pro as this….inspiring use of rich girl tits that are likely not real, but NOTHING is real so that’s works for me!

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2022

12

Aug

Bebe Rexha in her Tight Wrestling Outfit of the Day

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Bebe Rexha may be a fat fuck pop star in her 30s, which is a little old to be a pop star and you may not think of her fat, but it’s “hollywood fat” and I may not like “Hollywood Obesity” which is not obesity you see in walmart, but a scaled down version of obesity that fits on stage, in costume, on camera, but it is still fat.

I guess the world doesn’t need more Lizzo/Precious/Gilbert Grape Moms normalized or celebrated, we’re going into food shortage times and clearly, as they push eating bugs on us, they can’t have us wanting to live fat pig lives, it’ll just keep us all hungry.

That’s not to say that Kosovo refugee number 3 isn’t worth looking at in her wrestling outfit, it’s a trend you’ll see on girls if you leave your house this weekend, so let the tight, form fitting, tit exploding, pussy hugging, not nearly as gay as when you used to jerk off to High School Wrestling, inspire, because I can assure you, her shitty pop music won’t.

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2022

12

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off is the equivalent of Clothed /Unclothed which taps into our instinct of wanting to see all ladies naked, but our shitty personalities, our lack of success and confidence, or laziness, our awkwardness, or insecurities, our overall creepiness, gets in the way of getting hot chicks on the street to give us a taste, a glimpse or even a look at how even just their tits look clothed versus unclothed, so thankfully, the internet, where everyone is chasing for clout, attention, subscribers, something to do because they are so bored in this boring world, brings the fucking goods in the form of girls who want weirdos like us to jerk off to them clothed versus unclothed, even though they’d ignore us if we ever ran into them on the street and said “hey aren’t you that girl with the hot tits who posts on/offs on the internet”….because these hoes ain’t loyal to you, they kinda have you in a bucket amongst all the other creepy perverts they don’t mind letting see what they are like on/off, so long as they stay the fuck away, in their bucket and not try to mingle in real life where they spend the money the VOLUME game brings them.

The point is, clothes lie, so do instagram filters, and seeing the way those clothes lie is a fucking win….even when we’re losers…….

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2022

12

Aug

There’s Something About Mary of the Day

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This was too good to not post.

Mary is some viral sensation for having the world’s fattest pussy, but also some really silly clown tits, and funny enough, she makes a shit ton of money because she’s making stupid money thanks to the fucking internet loving her and her approach.

I assume she gave herself the name Mary Magdalene because she was a hooker for good, before realizing being a drunk and high degenerate on social media pays better, so long as you have a hook, and her hook is her overall freakish, but totally relevant, parody of what girls actually do to themselves, she just did it on steroids, with more focus and comedy.

I always appreciate when girls who get this shit done to themselves, go next level with it, rather than try to pretend they are natural. The over the top, go big or go home approach to fake tits, fake ass, fake pussy, is fucking ART.

I don’t know if it’s really hot to anyone, but making it nice an exaggerated like a cartoon while putting her health and wellness at risk, since this must be fucking toxic, all for the sake of viral hype and appeal, is the best kind of social commentary..

At 9 am, she was drinking vodka gatorade, doing poppers, whippets from her LA house she’s renting because that’s where money and fame takes you, straight to the depths of hell.

She does these benders that she livestreams, and today, she was naked and it was legendary…..

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2022

12

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t think that these girls are man hating feminists, but they probably identify as feminists when asked, because it’s one of those catch all bullshit titles that they love, even though they fight for inclusivity, while being totally exclusionary…but yeah, feminism is a title they think means “do whatever we want, when we want, cuz we are women”.

The whole human rights, women being paid less, just a load of propaganda people buy into, but if it’s about selling your nudes to the men you’ve been conditioned to hate, so that when you scam them, you feel good about yourself, then sure, be a feminist.

That’s not to say these girls are scamming dudes with their tits, they are just going braless, it’s a trend, one that I like, that I call Feminist Friday, because BURN YOUR BRA……

When it comes to feminism, I subscribe to this legend who got herself unplugged from the MATRIX:

When it comes to braless-ness, we don’t need to politicize it, just let me see your tits through your shirt, like the girl down the street who never wears a bra, is always in a crop top or sports bra, and who’s tits I’ve seen in full a dozen times without even knowing her name, or saying hi to her as I walk past her because I know I’ll just stare at her tits in ways that will get me on a list, so I always walk by her looking at the sky or the other direction, or faking a phone call, because you don’t shit where you eat people……save the eye rape for girls who don’t know where you live.

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2022

12

Aug

Bella Hadid Rides Her Bike of the Day

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I may not find Bella Hadid hot. I may think her face looks like all those Skeletor memes that are circulating the internet, and not in a good way, but in a her face is fucking hard, edgy and weird.

I may not find Bella Hadid a compelling figure in either modelling and influencing, whether she can sell millions of products to her idiot fans that are plugged into the hive mind control they push on us.

I may not respect her successes or earnings, because I just see her as an Avon Lady that manipulated the algorithm at the right time, thanks to being born in the right shameless and attention seeking family.

I may find her whole streetwear high fashion shit corny and lame and I may hate anyone who thinks it’s still cool, after all these years, if you’re still buying expensive designer made in china shit that’s worth 5 dollars for 1000s of dollars, so you can post it on social media, like it fucking matters, but not enough hate to actually care, just enough to be like, fuck people are lame.

I will still look at her half naked, slutty pics, because she’s skinny, has tits and what the fuck else are we to do with her low hanging fruit content…..imagine if people making all this money said “I’ll do something meaningful with it”…instead they do the easiest thing to get clicks, which is half nakedness, which I guess is meaningful enough to people like me who are married to 300 pound women…they smell horrible..

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2022

12

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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When I think about Full Back Panties, I think about being 65 years old and being forced to fuck 65 year old women, which is something that doesn’t really connect my penis to my soul, because I find old ladies gross on a sex level, but fine on a granny making cookies level.

I figure anything over 40 is dog shit, but as you get older, so does the pussy you try to fist, but THANK god for young whores who will sell their vaginas to perverts like me, because money is more exciting to them than having any dignity, if anything, it’s part of their sex positive bullshit story because we are in a shameless world, where you can’t shame anyone and fucking an 60 year old is just part of their their stories for their social channels..for that shock value, that clickbait, that fetishes are so weird that fucking a 60 year old isn’t even bad.

I guess I should start making money to afford sex with girls who aren’t 60, otherwise, I’ll be knee deep in granny panty.

I am not 60 yet, who knows if the world will even exist when I turn 60, but Full back panties, along with relationship sex, period sex, make me think old lady sex and I don’t like that..

Luckily, getting into the panties is our priority, and hot chicks in old lady panties, are still hot chicks, THAT is what matters

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2022

12

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some bratty LA rich kid, who matters because her parents matter, especially her dad, who is back to producing hit shows like Ted Lasso – not that I’d ever watch that shit, but the guy produced hit shows like SCRUBS and other shows that he cast his wife – KATE FROM DREW CAREY to keep as much of the budget in the family…so that Charlotte would never have to work a day in her life, but instead live the life of luxury they built for her, and to use it to find creative ways to pose her hot body half naked.

They market her as a model, she does some braless hipster style shit, which I guess is a style, and she’ll likely win an Oscar in her lifetime thanks to nepotism, depending on how many followers she pulls off on instagram, but most importantly, she’s hot in her half nakedness, skinny with a round ass, which is kinda what you’d want from a rich kid with access, since so many girls are fat these days, it’s a win.

What isn’t a win for her, but a win for us, is that she’s still NOT famous, after at least 3 years of constant THIRST TRAPPING, you’d think something would happen for her, I guess she’ll just have to let daddy cast her in something that puts her on the map, so that she feels like she’s really broke through organically and is deserving and hard working.

I don’t hate nepotism, but like it better when it looks like this.

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2022

12

Aug

OnlyFans Model Courtney Tailor Charged with Murder’s Elevator Brawl Video of the Day

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Bitches be crazy!

I’ve been pretty consistent in saying that Social Media has been and will be the fall of society, people just don’t know how to handle it, how to separate it from real life, how to not be influenced or even controlled by it…….then there’s the whole only fans thing that validates their slutty for attention behavior with cold hard cash that is oftentimes outragous as fuck levels of cash all for barely solid nudes…when you couple this with all the SSRIs these people are on, all the porn they are exposed to, all the low grade pop culture movies and music, all the shitty education available, you end up with these living, breathing, walking, fucking, half naked, baad sexting disasters……

So it was only a matter of time before one of these empty, vapid, attention seeking, clout chasing whores committed murder.

Her name is Courtney Tailor on OnlyFans, and she was officially charged in the murder of her boyfriend yesterday.

The incident happened in April, where she claimed to be acting in self defence when she stabbed the motherfucker, which he ended up dying from…..what a wimp, killed by a girl……and back in February there’s video of her attacking him, because as we all know……bitches be crazy.

I’ve been seeing #MenToo trending, because of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and now this story to help the toxic males get out of the “most hated gender” where dudes are cutting off their own dicks to NOT be men, knowing it’s bad for business, because women can be abusive too, you know every dude who has ever beat his wife has said “SHE MADE ME DO IT, SHE IS NUTS” only to be booked and labelled an abuser…well, looks like the tables are turning on the harlots, the black widows, the demonic hot chicks who control us with their cunts……and all it took was one of them to kill her boyfriend, a black man, like she was Derek Chauvin….to get that Outrage.

I don’t believe any news stories, I think they are all fake, planted and by design to shift the mnds of the people, but I’ll buy into an ONLYFANS Murder, why the fuck not….but she is an ACTOR…so FAKE…

Now, all you need to do is find out where she’ll be living out her sentence, assuming she’s a real person, so that you can commit a crime in the district and cry transgender so that you can knock her up, cuz clearly she’s a keeper, because passion that leads to killing, means great in bed……

Here are some pics – what a waste of a willing whore – I blame the internet!

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2022

12

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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In doing my investigative journalism for this post, you know hard hitting journalism instead of going out there trolling actual stories to make viral clips of retards of the world, you know instead of doing meaningful stunts to expose idiots, which takes way too much effort, I’ve instead just go on WIKIPEDIA to find ou that the first mention of FISHNETS is in “The Peasant’s Wise Daughter” a fable that tells the story of a king who promises the titular peasant’s daughter if she can prove her cleverness by solving his riddle, challenging her to “Come to me not clothed, not naked, not riding.” The peasant’s daughter wrapped herself in a fisherman’s net and returned to the king, but we all know that since the fishnet was invented for FISHING, some pervert cross dressing fisherman was using it to make himself feel racy, scandalous, like some kind of pin-up girl, or french prostitute of the early 1900s, where fishnets were for the boudoir because the classic pantyhose were too clunky to be slutty, but as men, I am sure they were just as easy to jerk off to..

The fishnet, still relevant, not for fishing, since food comes from grocery stores, but still for whoring, and here’s a round -up.

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