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2010

31

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Only Hot Cuz She’s Underage of the Day

It’s a good thing Momsen dresses in lingerie and talks about vibrators while being underage, because I just took a look at her face, instead of staring at her crotch looking for vagina lip and realized bitch looks just like Lady Gaga. Maybe they are related. They both got a weak chin, shitty nose, weird mouth and behind the big glasses, shitty hair dye, fake rocker act, she’s nothing but ugly….The only thing bitch has going for her is that she’s skinny…but that never lasts…so take the young body in while you can…ignore the face cuz when they are 17…they don’t come in ugly, they come in “Shit I’d love to fuck that if it wasn’t illegal”…..cuz we always like what we can’t have…but trust me, once she turns 18, she’ll be joining JoJo in pussy we stopped lusting for on their 18th birthday…

So here she in on set, being annoying with her Pa-Pa-Pa-pokerface. I know…I just quoted Gaga and now i want to Gag AHHHHHHHH.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

31

Aug

Jessica Alba Promoting Her Comeback of the Day

I figured it was only a matter of time before someone gave Jessica Alba a hand out. She was a huge success at one point in her career and people were very into her….and by people…I mean perverts.

She was this cocktease whore who would get in her bikini and never anything less, and she kept her stock up, like any non-nude model before they get naked and see their online following drop, only in Alba’s case, she didn’t show pussy, she got pregnant…

Perverts tend to be loyal to girls they always wanted to fuck, or at least see naked, so if you put the bitch in whatever you are doing, there’s bond to be the leftover fans willing to watch, hoping they will finally get what they want….

So here she is showing off her little bloated belly that never quite bounced back to where it was and her deflated tits, cuz that’s what happens when you spend your days working out hoping to get rid of your bloated belly that never bounced back…..

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

31

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Lesbian Style of the Day

Lesbians have a way of turning me off. Even bullshit lesbians who are just lesbians cuz they ran thru their dick supply at a young age and had limited options of where to take their pussy.

The deal lesbians is that they are either rape victims, child molested victims, or fat chicks who can’t get dick, so in turn go to women, cuz women are less judgemental, making them real fucking bitter…and willing to rip off and stomp on any cock they come across, no matter how big or how small it is, they equally discriminate. These are the lesbians behind the feminist movements, the knitting parties in the park, and pretty much embody everything unsexy about lesbianism

Then there are the hot lesbians, who have given up on cock cuz they are either too objectified by cock, they find cock too easy, or in Lohan’s case, they’ve had too much fucking cock and it hasn’t worked out for them….These are the lesbians who are only lesbians because they like masturbating cuz they find themselves really hot, they like getting their pussies eaten cuz it requires little work for their lazy asses, and they like sucking on tit, cuz it reminds them of sucking on their own tit….These lesbians although not real lesbians, but lebsians by choice are not hot cuz lesbian sex is anti-climatic, and because they are generally self-involved cunts….

So seeing Lohan, doing some lesbian bullshit, in no make-up but some trendy lesbian clothes, like the modern take on Lumberjack/construction worker fat lesbians have been rockin’ forever, and sexing it up just doesn’t do it for me, cuz I can smell the pussy juices on her face and hands from here, their whole lesbian cause irritates the fuck out of me…

Girls should only smell like pussy juice from group sex experience, or from their own pussy juices either during masturbation or sex….but not from relationships with other girls who look like Sam “Dog Killer” Ronson….

Lohan needs to go back to flashing cunt and fucking the cast of That 70s Show….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

31

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some weirdness going on in the news….if you’re dumb enough…maybe one day you’ll be one of these clips…I can only hope my reader is that accomplished…

Yoko Ono Fakes a Horrible Orgasm for 3 Minutes

Yoko Ono taped ‘Voice Piece for soprano & wish tree at MoMA reenacting a three minute orgasm

2 Very Ugly Women Arrested on Prostitution Charge in Texas

Travis County Sheriff Deputies have arrested two women on prostitution charges stemming from a Rollingwood massage parlor. It’s not prostitution – it’s a cultural thing….

Murder by Minivan in Memphis

A Memphis man is accused of running over his friend with great witness recounts

Caught on Tape: Woman’s Wallet Stolen During Communion

Jean Barcone left her purse while going to get communion and a thief took advantage cuz there is no god….

Cops: Drugged Up Dad Left Son in Freezer cuz Meth is Awesome…

A Chandler man has been arrested after police say he put his 7-month-old son in the freezer — but that’s not the worst of it.

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Stripper Pole Fail

Choosing Prostitution or Torture

The Gulf Coast Violent Offenders Task Force is looking for a dangerous fugitive accused of forcing a local teenager to choose between prostitution or torture.

Penthouse Club Suing City of Detroit

New rules have changed dirty dancing in the city of Detroit. However, one strip club is fighting back and taking the city to court.

Prostitution Crackdown in Cook County, Illinois

Stretches of Mannheim Road have long been known as a place where prostitution flourished.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

31

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage of the Day

Salma Hayek may be older, thicker and a mom, but she’s still Salma Hayek and she’s doing pretty fucking good in these pictures.

I was one of the many dudes who thought her Mexican face wasn’t hairy enough to turn me off of her curvy fucking body, and I’m may have giving up on her, you know traded her in for younger, fresher pussy, but I’m not giving up on her now, she’s recruited me back into her fan club, even though I hate Mexican women cuz they remind me of my dead whore mother…not because of her rotting pussy, but because she’s Mexican….but her weight gain and pregnancy has brought her even bigger fucking tits, and since I don’t get to fuck her, I don’t really care how mangled her pussy has become….I just like that she’s out there, showing the other busty starlets that they aren’t anything special, cuz everyone with a little tit can get themselves a push-up bra and a low cut shirt…and as a perverted blogger…I’m glad she did cuz this is a magical reminder of great tits from a simpler time…

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

31

Aug

Hayley Atwell Pasties in The Pillars of the Earth of the Day

This kind of behavior really pisses me off. I figure if you’re gonna fucking get this naked, you might as well get fully naked. I also figure that if you’re going to try to launch an acting career, you might as well leave your moral and dignity at the fucking casting couch door, cuz that’s just no the business you are in. You’re a slut, stop pretending to be an artist…embrace yourself as the stripper with the choreographed theatrical stage performance, who no matter how pretentious she is, still gives lap dances in the back room.

There’s nothing more insulting than a bitch who is prude, has a no nudity clause, but still manages to agree to getting this naked, without getting fully naked, cuz nipple pasties look fucking stupid, they irritate me, and remind me of exactly the kind of girl this no-name, useless, bullshit actress cunt is…and that’s pussy that isn’t quite committed enough to the cause and who doesn’t care about the people trying to jerk off to her shitty acting in a sex scene.

Seriously. This makes me mad….just another example of big tits gone to fucking waste…

Posted in:Hayley Atwell

2010

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I had something to say, but then I came across this pictures and I am just trying to figure out what went through this bitch’s head when she took these pictures. Tese are the kind of underwear that make men gay, but instead she’s wearing them to amateur porn shoots…it just doesn’t make sense to me, unless she’s an immigrant, or these pics were taken a long time ago, or who the fuck knows, but it’s bringing in horrible flashbacks from the 80s I don’t want to be having….and luckily there’s a great cure for that I call hard drinking….which is where I’m headed now, cuz it’s the key component to my inspired Tweets about Justin Bieber and Kanye sex, NASCAR and Roeseanne, and anything else my drunk, useless brain decides to pollute 3 ppl with….

Here are my stepLINKS.

Sofia Vergara Tits at the Emmy’s
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Sofia Vergara Will be Running Naked Down Sunset
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Sluts Should Been Seen and Not Heard and That’s Exactly What She Is
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Sophie Monk’s Tits Stretching in a Bikini for Some Bullshit
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Lonely Blonde Rubs One Out – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Bodies in Female Tennis
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Cameron Diaz is a Topless Birthday Girl
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I Would Totally Bang Marion Cotillard
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Sasha Loves to Play Sexy Dress Up
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Anybody on a Segway Makes Me Happy, But Especially an Old Guy – PICTURE
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Shyla Jennings Red Thong
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Girl Drops Her Ass so Low She Splits Her Pants – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Say Hey What’s Up
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Mirada Kerr is Topless and In 3D
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Candy Lee Will Leave You Speechless
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Laura’s Body is Just Plain Insane
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Here’s the Lastest on Paris Hilton’s Cocaine Charge – She Did it as a Publicity Stunt
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J Woww’s Already Pushed Out Tits Get Pushed Up a Little More
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Best Stage Dive EVER – VIDEO
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Anita Queen & Carol Gold Get Their Lesbian On
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Some First Shots of Rosie Huntington Whitley in the New Transformers
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Lela Star Eases the Monday Blues
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Will Sofia Vergara Streak Down Sunset Blvd. After Emmy Win?
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Karissa Shannon Admits to Heidi Montag Sex Tape
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Eating One Pussy is Good But Eating Two is Better
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Colts Fan Hottie – VIDEO
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The Be All End All of The Emmy’s Sluts Round Up
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Aida is Easy to Look At
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Bikini Girls in Shopping Karts – VIDEO
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Megan Fox Sounds Stupid But Looks Good – VIDEO
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WIPEOUT Montage! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chloe Plays Basketball…Topless – VIDEO
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Jessica Lynn Holy Shit!
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25 Cosplay Girls From Fan Expo 2010
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Hot Blonde Takes a Hard Bail – VIDEO
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Facebook Users Say the Stupidest Things – VIDEO
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Ashley Simpson is Leggy
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Sandra Shine is a Construction Hottie
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Six Awesome Things You Wish Your Religion Had
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Anna Chapman Hotness – VIDEO
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2010

30

Aug

Jersey Shore Do Bodyshots and Girl on Girl Kissing of the Day

I am onto Jersey Shore. They are so fucking obvious in their strategy to be the safe for TV version of Girls Gone Wild, by taking girls who would have been in the RV showering for Joe Francis, and making a show out of the trash.

So in keeping up with obvious, almost boring and expected drunk girl at the party behavior that has become norm at college events, thanks to Girls Gone Wild and other Spring Break related bullshit….that includes body shots, girls kissing girls, flashing panty and tits, and all the other bullshit that comes with being a trashy party slut, only I am pretty sure these Jersey Shore bitches are sober and just going through the action.

It is all bullshit, their ugly, let’s hope they die when their tour bus drives off a ravine because the driver is a hero willing to sacrifice himself to save humanity….

But on the positive side of everything, know that at least one teen who watches this bullshit is going to be busting out body shots at their next party….something…that just didn’t happen when I was in school, spoiling this generation even more that they already are…

If you like leathery skinned, horribly aged monsters rockin out like college whores, even if they never went to college….this post is for you…

Posted in:Jersey Shore

2010

30

Aug

Ashlee Simpson’s Barely Used Ass and Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson walking chin first in some ridiculous heels, cuz everyone knows ridiculous heels make your mom legs and mom ass look a lot fucking better, even if your mom legs and mom ass are hardly used, since the man you got knocked up by is a total faggot who only likes when he is the one things are being inserted into…

She’s still come a long way from being the lip syncing joke trying to make a name for herself, stuck in her sister’s shadow, but I like to think her sister’s over-eating ha s a lot to do with that…

Either way, legs are legs, and the fact this pussy is practically virgin, despite having had a kid pass through it, not only confuses me, cuz mom pussy by default is supposed to be haggard pussy, but kinda turns me on….

So as long as she keeps up this chin first whore strut, I’m down to watch.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2010

30

Aug

Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits at the Emmy Awards of the Day

On a sidenote, I had no idea the Emmy’s were on. Maybe because I don’t have a TV, but probably because the Emmy’s fucking suck….even when Christina Hendricks wears push-up bras to make her tits look ridiculous and the rest of her as lean as she can…

Sure she’s got huge tits, but I still think she looks like a dude, or an alien, or a robot, or something I have no interest in having sex with just because she has big tits….I’ve always been one of those dudes who wouldn’t fuck a pig of a woman by choice, or sober, just because she had big tits, and even when I was fucking them, I’d know what I was doing was disgusting and against all I stood for, even though she had nice big tits…if anything those nice big tits were just a vehicle for me to cum, by blocking out everything else about the bitch, and I kinda feel the same way about this Hendricks girl, who is totally overrated….but who has totally huge tits. Totally.

Either way, she won something….at what I assume are now called the Golden Globes….get what I did there? I replaced one award show with another cuz it suited her big tits. Genius….but seriously…this tits are ridiculous…they aren’t on another planet, they are another planet…

I gotta stop this post….too many bad jokes in too few words…

Posted in:Christina Hendricks