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2022

28

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Topless of the Day

Picture this…..1989……Sports Illustrated Swim was celebrating their 25th anniversary….Elle Macpherson, an Australian dream was one of their new swim models….and I was a 19 or 20 year old with the Behind the scenes VHS tape that came out to support the silver covered issue…..

I jerked off the Elle Macpherson in ways that are better not described, I hate when dudes talk about jerking off, it’s fucking gay and who cares…..but from that VHS on I was committed to Elle Macpherson being what I considered to be the ONLY model of the 90s….and I held onto that VHS until it basically got blown out a decade later…..I feel like she was one of my best previous lovers, a whirlwind romance and she wasn’t even there for it. She’s just that good.

Well, I pretty much forgot that she existed, it was a long time ago an I am knee deep in more eager sluts to care about a 58 year old who I assumed would have looked like a leathery crocodile thanks to the whole being Australian thing….but I guess when you marry a billionaire or two….and you live in Miami, the whole Ozone layer thing doesn’t really destroy you like a white trash bleached blonde toothless kangaroo wrestler in the outback….

BUT TODAY…..she has gone topless for ELLE magazine (see shooot here ….and it’s amazing, as well as evidence that the small tits have staying power bro….I don’t know why we argue about these things….

As a reference point, this is Cindy Crawford, also 300 years old, also married to a billionaire, in a bikini that was posted recently, and she’s no Elle in Elle….TITS out because when you get into magazines named after you, you deliver.

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2022

28

Jul

Denise Richards Sad Nipple of the Day

It’s weird to see mother and daughter producing only fans content together, but not as weird as Denise Richard’s tit……since I’ve know strippers, porn chicks, hookers over the years who rook their kids into their underbelly lives when they turn 18, like it is a family business….so it is weird, but not too weird to really wrap my head around, especially when rich people are as demented as broke as people with nothing to lose, which has always been a funny observation to me…..the rich people are as gutter as the gutter people but yet they think they are superior to them because they are rich and probably are.

It’s weird that a mother would want the daughter to have the same whore life, but when you think of Denise Richards, posting some nudes on a site for the fans to make 1,000,000 a month is hardly that big of a deal, because the shit Denise Richards went through to become Denise Richards was probably some pretty soulless, moralless, vile, shit.

The thing is, Hollywood types are trash who like being on camera, who love fans, and who do whatever it takes to keep it going….and the easiest road with the least barriers of entry are the way to do it…especially when they are all moralless sluts to begin with….

BUT when you think that HIV CHARLIE is the dad, there’s a ton of money available for her to be anything, do anything, and never worry about anything again, so the whole whoring out you daughter while whoring out yourself, since Denise in on OnlyFans too, whether it is socially acceptable, the thing girls do as a right of passage, part of the current culture of make the easy money being a whore before the collapse….doesn’t or shouldn’t apply to the rich, they’re already where these people on ONLYFANS are trying to go.

So it’s just another rich person trying to rob a poor person of their opportunities like the snakes they are….but with more tit that I’ll look at since Mom Daughter Fetishes are hot, even with a weird looking Denise Richards..

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2022

28

Jul

Britney Spears is Being Humilated of the Day

And now for the humiliation part of the show…here’s some Britney Spears from instagram, shot in what we’ll assume was 2010 on her Sidekick camera, or some fucking similarly weird device, since this top star’s instagram looks like it’s straight from a prison camp…..

Which brings up a very good point, one I’ve been saying for a long time, and that is how horrible her fans were for going to her shows in Vegas, her tours, all that shit for their own Britney Fandom, all while knowing she was being held in captivity, medicated, abused, brainwashed…

I mean, if you’re K-Fed getting that payout, fine, but the average fan watching this unfold and instead of protesting, they’re front of stage hoping she accidentally squirts on them, when her bladder gives out from all the muscle relaxants she’s on…..

But who cares about any of that prisoner in plain site shit, we’re here for the Britney Experience that leaves me feeling depressed every time, and I’m not even a Britney fan, it’s just the equivalent of an ISIS beheading video of LIVELEAK days…..byt with a popstar.

The weirder thing in the humilation, besides the weird dancing, is the weird nudes….all unflattering, all should be sold on OnlyFans, knowing that she’d break records with it….but instead her “team” that isn’t her team at all, but rather her handlers hired to control her….post this shit to make her look psychotic…

It’s pretty dark, but that’s the entertainment business for you, innit.

Could be worse, she could be Denise Richards (see next post).

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2022

28

Jul

Charli XCX is Making It of the Day

Charli XCX may or may not have sold her soul to the devil over the whole COVID thing, I don’t really know how any of that works, because I’ve never been offered any opportunities, thanks to being a talentless hack…..

But she has been around for at least a decade, so maybe she sold her soul a long time ago, or maybe she paid her dues to ascend to the higher level of their weird satanic entertainment industry……I wasn’t there…..

I was over here updating pics of her in her leotard calling her out for being chunky with big tits as she did her best Lady Gaga impression around America….I even saw her live at a club once and said “who is this bitch” and was surprised Charli XCX had taken such a shit booking, but I guess it’s how you pay your dues….and it likely paid out since I saw she bought a 20 million dollar LA house during COVID, while the rest of us weren’t allowed to hug our grandparents, she was flying from the UK back to America for one last go at this celebrity thing before she turns 40….

The good news, she brought her tits.

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2022

28

Jul

Bella Hadid in Underwear of the Day

I posted some underwear pics of Bella Hadid yesterday, where I outlined how she’s not very hot but I came across this and wanted to reiterate that the world’s top model, top influencer is a hard faced, possibly a lizard person from middle earth, part of the lizard people regime that runs our world and tries to control us through the AI systems, TV and internet that they run……

This looks like a serpent tongue is about to whip out of her mouth to catch some insects that they are currently trying to normalize and make idiots who are in their trap try to eat.

She’s just so obviously an imposter to the panty world but at least she’s not a fatty, those ones are worse.

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2022

28

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Since the asshole is the window to the soul, wearing an underwear style that gets in the way of showing that window and letting people see through it, to your soul, would be crazy…..the only underwear that would make sense is a thong, so that you get basic asshole coverage in case of a leak or spill, but also a quick release in the event you need to show people that you’re a human who still has a soul…..

It’s the non-slutty way to show asshole, one that moms can adopt when trying to show their sons their souls…..because it’s totally non sexual, THEY ARE CLOTHED, you perverts.

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2022

28

Jul

Victoria Justice in a Bikini of the Day

I heard a story about some Nickelodeon producer that was a notorious pervert, a reprimanded pervert, but who didn’t get fired for being a pervert, because hollywood turns a blind eye to perverts, since they are all perverts, and a huge part of what they do behind the glitz and glam of hollywood, is perverted shit….sometimes with kids….because when you’re rich and demonic, that’s just what you do….and the worst thing about it is that the parents comply because they taste the stardom, the validation, they’ve been brainwashed by the TV and to think that their baby, something from their womb, could make it, just gets the so excited they allow the diddle to happen….

We know there’s a whole movement, probably funded by Hollywood for basic pedo laws to pass protecting the pedo, we know the whole Epstein story where no one got in trouble, not even his accomplice who now does pilates in a minimum security joint, which she probably isn’t actually serving time in, she’s on a beach somewhere free….because RICH people are evil and get away with evil……

So yeah, the story I heard was that teen Victoria Justice went to some creeper old pervert dudes pool party, where she was likely stared at in creepy ways, that were interpreted as not creepy because all she could see was the opportunity.

I don’t know if she was diddled when there, I just know that you should probably look at her now, the way that creep looked at her then, since those titties look fully developed, which is pretty much how most of us want tits to be.

It’s not her fault for falling into the trap of hollywood, it probably worked out pretty well for her, teaching her the basics in dick sucking to get what you want, a valuable life lesson I guess, or maybe just the power of a bikini getting what you want, either way. Solid.

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2022

28

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

What’s that sound?

It must be the sound of TITTIES dropping….in video and not on our heads like I’d like the to be, because when Natasha Richardson died from her head injury here in Canada, I said “wouldn’t have been so bad if it was caused by a fat tit”….

This is the fun, gamified way to flash a tit, big tits have the competitive advantage, but that doesn’t mean a saggy, deflated small tit can’t try to join the party….because once shit hits the female hive mind….magical things like this or other weird sex trends from nudes, to hook-up culture, to sex toys, to anal happen, all it takes is a bitch like Gwyneth Paltrow to co-sign and wine drinking white girls in their curated instagram studio apartments doing their best Sex and the City comply….

In conclusion – I like tits.

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2022

28

Jul

Stella Hudgens Nipple of the Day

Let there be face filter nip…..

Personally, I can’t stand these augmented reality filters that women use thinking it’s some kind of makeover app, or beauty app, to give them a little glam when they haven’t bothered doing any glam, because it’s essentially turned them into cartoons, and I refuse to jerk off to cartoons, ever since that one time Jessica Rabbit got the best of me, I said NEVER AGAIN…

But, I also like tits, and celebrity siblings or spawns, because they are this weird hybrid human who you know is disappointed in themselves because they can never live up to the celeb, like a typical girl on instagram, but with WAY more skin in the game, because they are so close to the celeb….

So seeing Stella Hudgens decide the money’s in selling nudes, is a pretty funny and entertaining turn of events, because you’d think it’d be beneath her, but the money is huge, so might as well get it before it’s too late, especially if all it takes is showing a little nipple on her big tits that weren’t big enough to make her as relevant as sister Vanessa…but let’s hope she keeps trying cuz nipples are a step in the right direction….now try asshole!

As a small bonus, here is her famous sister who’s back she rode to get to the point where people notice her nipple, so that it doesn’t get lost in the vortex of nipples on the internet IN A BIKINI….

Nothing like ruining a Stella Hudgens life moment by reminding her that we only care because of her sister!

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2022

28

Jul

Jessica Biel’s Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

When your husband is a homo that was probably molested in a boy bad that you groupied on, turned a blind eye on his gayness, even if his dances and hair told you a different story, you even had his kid, possibly from artificial insemination to avoid the pussy, but maybe just set to gay porn while she took it from behind…. you probably do what you can to maintain your best feature for as long as possible, hoping, that maybe he’ll come out of that closet and give it to you like the loyal and wife that you are….or maybe, it’s for other men to fuck her while he watches which is a less gay, but still gay approach……

Racy bathing suit choice for a mom in her 40s, I guess she’s well aware of what she’s packing and is ready for some actual male attention, not some Cry me a river bitch shit…so get to it.

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