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2010

02

Aug

Ashlee Simpson on All Fours on the Beach of the Day

Ashlee Simpson and her gay married wife Pete Wentz brought their Gaybies to the beach for some photoshoot for out magazine, showing the world that Gay people can have babies that grow up to be normal thru good parenting, and that Ashlee Simpson is seriously craving cock, cuz I know any bitch crawling around all fours is eager to get a serious dicking, especially when her husband is a homosexual who doesn’t fuck her….and here are the barely exciting pics….

I figure the only way to make this Simpson post complete is to include some pictures of Jessica Simpson trying to have what her little sister who was always in her shadow has with some guy who is trying to come to terms with the fact that he’s banging Jessica Simpson, cuz everyone knows banging Jessica Simpson, no matter how fat she gets is amazing and makes good financial sense….

I am not sure why she looks so sad in these pictures, but I can only assume it has something to do with this new boyfriend/user eating the last donut…

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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2010

02

Aug

Kim Kardashian, Ashley Greene and Kelly Ripa Hangin’ Together of the Day

I always find it weird when I see pictures of these Hollywood sluts together at events like they are friends, even though I know they don’t give a fuck about each other and that they are just doing it for their image. I also just figure that each of these cunts is on her own self involved, ego, mission where they by default hate any pussy that gets more attention than them, even though they are each over-rated pieces of shit, regardless of what the media tells us, or how much money they have in their bank accounts, and I figure to at least one of you – each of these girls has been a fantasy at least once, so why not post a picture of them all together….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Kelly Ripa|Kim Kardashian

2010

02

Aug

Baywatch Bitches Old at the David Hasselhoff Roast of the Day

Apparently they roasted David Hasselhoff this past weekend because his life wasn’t enough of a fucking joke and they figured they had to drive the point home….and all his Baywatch pussy made an appearance….and since I was one of the many dudes who jerked off to this shit cuz we didn’t have internet at the time and it was enough to get us off…back before all the desensitization that lead to throat rape being the only way to our orgasm….and I thought it’d be nice to post this as a where are they now, throwback to pussy that once made us cum, and maybe if you’re really into it, pussy that can make you come again, cuz like a fine wine, shit gets better with age, but I doubt that’s the case….cuz masturbation isn’t like marriage and we don’t have to stay locked down to one whore…but I’ve been wrong before…

So here’s Traci Bingham, Pam Anderson, Angelica Bridges, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin all old, botoxed and some even fat, but their fake stupid shoulda been pornstar tits haven’t aged a bit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Baywatch|David Hasselhoff|Gena Lee Nolin|Nicole Eggert|Pamela Anderson|Traci Bingham

2010

02

Aug

Amber Rose in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why people are still talking about this twat. Last I heard she had stopped getting paid by Kanye to be his gay cover…cuz he figured if he walked around with this curvy, useless, hip hop model, people would stop making fun of him….cuz like most insecure performers…he hates being teased cuz it hurts his sensitive soul…and I guess he left his mark on her, not only by making her feel relevant, but also with her new haircut, one all girls Kanye beds need, cuz it makes the whole thing feel less straight….something he obviously didn’t love enough…cuz he kicked her to the curb.


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2010

02

Aug

Heidi Klum on Vacation of the Day

It looks like Heidi Klum is on vacation and unlike her past vacations where she was tapping into her German roots and letting Seal shit on her face before knocking her up, in between bikini breaks, she’s now doing the family shit, where she’s not wearing a bikini and running around chasing after kids, changing their diapers and being a fucking mom, and there’s really nothing sexy about that, except maybe the birthing process, but that’s just cuz watching pussy do circus tricks and shapeshifting like some kind cartoon character or superhero….but that only lasts a few minutes before you realize how disgusting the whole thing is….

Either way, I’m convinced there will be bikini pics, so let these be a preview of what may be to come….even if it is still sloppier than she once was….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2010

02

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Nipples in her Bikini of the Day

I am pretty down with this bikini…I mean at this point in bikini design there’s really no point in even wearing a bikini top…but I guess some girls who get paid to show off their bodies don’t like going fully topless for free even when they are slutty enough to get pregnant and almost sacrifice their careers…this is like the gateway bathing suit for girls entertaining the idea of going topless but not fully confident to take the plunge…. and that makes it a good thing….


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and the girl I am with is not letting me play her pussy. She’s insisting that my hands are dirty from picking up cigarette butts and pennies from the back alleys, when really I get my money out of my wife’s purse and I quit smoking years ago, cunt….by not washing, staring in random women’s windows and and playing on the internet….

Here are my links….

Halle Berry ina Bikini cuz She’s White and White Chicks aren’t Scared of Water, Unless they are Pretending they are Black to Win Academy Awards.
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I Wasn’t Aware Laurence Fishburne Has a Daughter But Apparently He Does and Apparently Shes Releasing a Sex Tape
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Irina Shayk Was Made For Short Shorts
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Because There’s No Way in Hell There’s Someone In Your Life to Get You Off, Virgin
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Video: Top 10 Greatest Dunks By Players You’ve Never Heard Of
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Lady Gaga Nip Slip in the Pool
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Rachel McAdams is Looking Good as a Blonde
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Lezzie Girlfriends Get It On
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Shyla Jennings Has no Panties On
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Squirting on the Farm – VIDEO
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Larissa Riquelme World Cup Hottie Nudes
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Drew Cary is Smoking Meth or Something
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Kenya Moore is an Exotic Hottie
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Lexi Lowe is Taking a Shower
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I Wanna Be All Over Veronica Vega’s Ass
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You’re Gonna Love Fibi Love
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Diane Vickers Purple Panty Upskirt
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Janessa and Alexandra Video
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Man Freida Pinto is So Hot
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I Wish Dina Lohan Would Get Naked So Listening To Her Dribble on and On About Her Loser Fucking Daughter Would Be a Bit More Entertaining
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Pictures For You to Have Naughty Thoughts To
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Jessica Alba Just Cause
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Whoa, Who Knew Zac Efron Was So Awesome
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Kaydrn Cross is Naked
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LoL Kid of the Day – VIDEO
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If Banging Michelle Rodriguez Would Make Me a Lesbian, So Be It
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Playboy Playmates Anyone?
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Busty Sluts in Public
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Blake Lively Is Leggy And See Through
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18 Interesting Facts About Farts
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video
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AMAZING! Between 2 Ferns With Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell
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Mysterious Arcade Master Shows Off Then Disappears – VIDEO
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Pussy Juice Must See
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits
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Babe Gianna
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Top 12 Porny Terms You’ve Been Missing Out On
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Jul

Amber Heard Topless in The Joneses of the Day

I kinda like this bitch…I find myself googling her name everytime I see it and remembering that she’s one of those low level Hollywood bitches I think needs to get more naked so she becomes a household name to more than just the virgin losers who are obsessed with her role in Zombieland

I guess this is her making a move in the right direction by flashing tit…barely flashing tit…but still flashing tit and I’m showing my support hoping it encourages her enough that her next role shows pussy lip.

Either way, I’m a fan…

Posted in:Amber Heard

2010

30

Jul

Carrie Underwood Shows Off her Married Legs of the Day

I don’t know if seeing a recently married bitch who is fresh off her honeymoon in shorts and ridiculous high heels performing on TV will turn anyone on, I mean I’m desensitized from doing this shit everyday unless the bitch is inserting her heel in her vagina or her friend’s vagina after spending a day walking around dirty downtown piss filled alleys, I’m not too interested, but I figure some people are easier to please, especially the backwoods, religious country folk who can’t get enough Carrie Underwood, and pretend her pussy didn’t just spend 10 days of romance doing circus tricks for her hockey cock….so here are legs doing nothin’ special in some heels for those of you who aren’t so depraved and who still have good old American values.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Carrie Underwood

2010

30

Jul

Montana Fishburne Sex Tape of the Day

Laurence Fishburne’s 19 year old daughter has a sex tape. Like all 19 year olds, she has grown up on internet porn and celebrity sex tapes, making sex a very different thing than it was for girls my age when I was growing up, making her a lot more fun than girls my age….

Seriously, I know 19 year olds in group sex, getting their asses fucked, taking loads on their faces, doing all the things you had to date a girl and spend months convincing her to do before the internet, making the world a much better place….

The sex tape she is launching seems to be an actual produced porno with a pornstar named Brian Pumper who forgest STD test results and not the standard sex tape you pretend you get leaked and I think it’s great marketing to make her a household name and encourage every girl out there to do the same, even though I am more into amateur leaked shit and not the produced shit….but that is probably because the pornstars they hire aren’t celebrity daughters….

Either way, I like black chicks. I like watching people fuck. I like 19 year old girls. I think the whole thing is gonna work out fine for me. Except maybe for the fact that she has her father’s mouth…which could make the whole thing a little homo.

Here is the press release if you care…

A-LIST HOLLYWOOD DAUGHTER MONTANA FISHBURNE MAKES XXX DEBUT WITH VIVID ENTERTAINMENT

Sexy 19 Year-Old Daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne Sees Adult Movie as Important First Step in her Career

LOS ANGELES — (July 30, 2010) – Gorgeous Montana Fishburne, the sexy 19-year-old daughter of the Tony and Emmy award winning actor Laurence Fishburne has made “Montana Fishburne,” her first-ever adult movie, with Vivid Entertainment. The DVD of the movie will be released nationwide and available online at vivid.com on Wednesday, August 18th.

The movie is more than an hour long and follows the uninhibited Montana as she engages in wild, erotic adventures in a car, a hotel room and even in public while visiting a mall!

“I view making this movie as an important first step in my career,” said Montana. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Clearly, Montana shares the same sentiment with the release of this “thrill-sex” through the Vivid-Celeb imprint.

“Montana made up her mind to make this dvd before we met her,” said Steven Hirsch, Vivid’s founder/co-chairman. “She grew up in the entertainment business and was well aware of our company. In looking at the careers of many current leading female personalities, she saw a path to success and hopes to follow it.”

Hirsch adds, “When we first met, we were impressed with not just her beauty, but how self-possessed she is. Her performance in the movie is scorching, and we think that she will bring that same passion to all of her endeavors – whether in adult or the mainstream.”

Check back – cuz I will be getting exclusive clips as they get released on this.

Posted in:Montana Fishburne