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2010

25

Aug

Masha Rudenko and Nadiya Chenko are Bikers in QVEST of the Day

I have decided that I am no longer going to be a fashion site. Since starting this campaign to get big money and private islands, my traffic has dropped over 20%, I can only assume the two are related, since that’s all I’ve done different the last month, so I can only assume it was a bad strategy like most things I do and to celebrate my retirement from the fashion world, you know to put my run to rest, I figured I’d post these whore models half naked pretending to be bikers…not because I ever want to fuck biker pussy, mainly cuz of the size of their dicks but becuase I do want to fuck models pretending to be biker pussy even if I’ve never heard of them or the magazine they are in because I am not a fashion site….

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2010

25

Aug

Katy Perry Shows Off Her Tits Signing Autographs of the Day

It amazes me that Katy Perry is popular, and I am not. Trust me, I don’t have an ego and think I contribute enough to the world to have fame, success, happiness, or even people reading my site, I just think that Katy Perry is such a piece of useless shit who makes such irritating music, that would be much better utilized being hummed to herself in the lapdance booth at the stripclub to make her job seem less demeaning than it actually is, and not on the pop charts…..the only possible reason people care has got to with her tits…and here they are bending over in various positions that she will claim to be christian, meanwhile some dude I know has titty fucking pictures of her….pictures that may just make this site popular and finally stick, cuz I’m gonna be honest with you, this constant updating to get no money, followers, fans, movie deals, book deals, etc….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

25

Aug

Britney Spears’ Mom Thickness in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Sure, Britney in a bikini isn’t that amazing to look at if you are into girls with tight, little, hot bodies, and not girls who look like tanks, but there’s so much more to these pictures than a sloppy looking fat bitch that make the shit amazing, mainly how broken down she is emotionally and how unstable she is mentally, all because her family made a whore out of her at a young age that now she’s pretty much just given the fuck up and just lets them cart her around like some kind of puppet….and I like girls who don’t put up a fight and just embrace their medicated coma….especially when they are half naked, or with my dick inside them…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried to get a girl pregnant today…not because I overheard some punk 25 year old talking about how he got his dad a rub and tug, making me regret not having kids to treat me to such generous gifts, but because she had a hot little immigrant ass, and as she waited in line behind me, talking some eastern European shit, with her tight ass in her tight leggings, and her tits hanging out, but unfortunately the sperm I wanted to throw inside her uterus didn’t stick, and no morning after pills were taken, because I didn’t join that hippie group therapy I saw being advertised at the health food store to help climax without touching your genitals, some technique founded by some dyke who was tired of her fag friends dying of AIDS, or instead I just stood their trying….and failing…almost embarrassing myself, but luckily I have no shame….

Here are our stepLINKS…..

Lohan is Out of Fake Jail Motherfuckers….and by Fake Jail, I Mean Fake Rehab
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These Rachel Bilson Cameltoe Bikini Pics May Have Changed My Fucking Life
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Gotta Love Some Real Housewhores Drama – VIDEO
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Because We All Need Some No Fuss Acess to Sluts in Our Lives
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The Top 25 Hottest Female Sportscasters
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Some Lucy Pinder Hotness
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Larissa Riquelme and the 25 Hottest Superfan Photoshoots
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Rachel Bilson Bikini Camel Toe
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Yeah I’d Bang Winslet, So?
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Marina and Her Cell Phone Pics
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Crisy is an Army Hottie
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Extreme Fisting…Footing…Whatever
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Rosa Acosta Bikini Shots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Chelina Manuhutu Will Make Your Day Better
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Vatooing Your Vagina is All the Rage – VIDEO
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Giovanna is Curvey and I Like It
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Maliah Michel Goes Skinny Dipping
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In Case You Missed Betty White’s Dusty Muffin – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Irma
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vivian Leigh Knew How to Party Holy Shit
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Mmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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The Hottest Slut You Will Today
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I Wanna Bang Jessica Szohr
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Spencer and Heidi Are Really Outdoing Themselves Lately
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Mmmmmmm Shay Laren
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Sara Paxton Gallery
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When Reese Witherspoon Loses Her Soccar Mom Image, She Looks Pretty Hot
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Welcome to Planet Katie
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Some These, My Friends, Are Perfect Tits
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Charlize Theron Is Perfection Personified
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The 30 Funniest Moments In Juxtaposition History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Adriana Lima’s Bikini Body
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Free Fall Gives Girl Orgasm – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Claire Morgane is Nude and I Like It
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Bird Watching With Amateurs – GALLERY
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Alison Angel is At the Beach
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Mena Monroe is Worth Taking a Look At
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

24

Aug

Karolina Kurkova’s Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day

Karolina Kurkova was the fat Victoria’s Secret model, who traded her mail-order bride, human sex trade, destiny for a lifelong commitment to their brand, but who also fucked their deal up by gaining 50 lbs a few years ago, making her a huge joke when she couldn’t fit into her fashion show costume, only to go public claiming she had thyroid issues, like a typical obese person making bullshit excuses for their laziness and eating disorder, only to end up strapping down and getting off her ass when she was threatened to get fired…and here she is in Vogue Spain showing some tit and I like it….

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2010

24

Aug

Irina Shayk Does GQ of the Day

Here is Ronaldo’s amazing girlfriend in her lingerie for GQ. The only unfortunate part of this story is that he’s gay and can’t fully appreciate her. Sure you can argue that men in such tight short shorts are just secure in their sexuality or that men who are successful thanks to being a star at what they do with massive bank accounts to show for it who get pussy like this spread eagle and all fours for him daily are just secure with themselves but I just think her pussy is not utilized to her full Russian communist potential….but at least people are starting to notice.

Here are some of the amazing pics…I know that I’m ready for the behind the scenes video and High Quality pictures to be released….but this is good enough for now…

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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

24

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news to inspire you to sell all your assets and join a sex cult officiated by me, cuz we’ve got no fucking hope….I’d offer my insight into each clip, but figure why bother, we’re all gonna die anyway…so why waste my time…not to mention…you know what I’m thinking…

Beat Whitey Night at Iowa State Fair
Racially charged fights broke out at the last night of the Iowa State Fair cuz white folk aren’t the only racists….everyone’s fucking racist.

Caught on Tape: Car Launches into Overpass at 100 mph

A single car crash on Interstate 675 shut down the southbound lanes in Sugarcreek Twp. in Ohio for six hours Aug. 23.

Memphis Man Abducts Teen Girl to See If It Aroused Her

10 Month Old Chinese Baby Weighs 44 lbs.

OH Cop Caught Watching Porn in Patrol Car

A Columbus, Ohio police officer was caught on camera watching porn in his patrol car

GA Weight Salon Charges More for Large Woman

A woman was charged an extra $5 for being overweight by a Georgia nail salon.

Chef Gets Knocked Out After Flipping Out in Kitchen

A Chef in Florida is caught on tape having a meltdown. According to Jacksonville news reports the Chef loses it after learning that he had been fired.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

24

Aug

Suki Alice Tits for Some Fashion Bullshit of the Day

Here is an aspiring model who looks like she may be a hipster trying to make it…cuz being a model allows her to continue her hipster lifestyle of late night coke binges and sleeping all day, except for the once a week she needs to get paid 10,000 dollars to get half naked….and luckily her photographer friend let her know that she can’t wait for the 10,000 jobs to get half naked, she’s gotta get half naked now to get those jobs, you know to stand out amongst the rest of the aspiring models, and since getting naked is part of her hipster lifestyle, she had no problem with that, even though when you scrap it down to the core, she’s nothing more than a stripper or porn model without the dick…making her good enough for me…cuz I won’t be happy until the world is filled with bitches who except their roles as common whores…and I won’t sleep until that happens….or maybe I will…because I think it already has…

Posted in:Suki Alice

2010

24

Aug

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s ass is disgusting and she knows it. That is why she hides the shit every chance she gets.

I hate that everyone hypes her up. I hate that people take her seriously. I hate that she’s not recognized as being shitty pornstar with a sex tape, but as a legit staple in Hollywood…..

She’s clearly too fucking lazy to bother taking care of herself…sure she pretends…like in these pictures on her way to the gym…to hang out at the gym’s cafe to eat all the food….but I guess the effort she spends on all things in her life is minimal….

Sure she normally squeezes the shit into her pants, wears spanx and heels, to trick us into thinking she’s alright and I guess since she’s not wearing heels or spanx in these pictures and she had to cover her fatness up…even though it all she is known for….and is the reason why black guys like her…and that in turn is why she likes black guys…

More importantly, I think she’s a bad influence on fat women everywhere….making them think they’ve got a chance….

Either way, it’s vile…even if this is some kind of joke…it’s still disgusting….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

24

Aug

Miss Mexico for the Win of the Day

I think the Mexican drug traffickers paid off some judges to make this miracle happen, maybe to make Mexico a little more high profile, so more tourists start heading down for them to rob, or falsely imprison…or maybe it’s cuz they are tired of everyone laughing at their women for being very fertile, thick and skilled at making hotel beds, if given enough time for their lazy fat Mexican asses…..

But since I am Mexican I figure I should show national pride and put pictures of this drug dealer’s girlfriend up on the site cuz she’s in her fucking bikini…

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