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2010

01

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Fake Tits of the Day

Here are some Destiny Child implants cuz that’s pretty much all she’s got going for her since Beyonce rode her like Jay Z rode Rihanna before stealing all her glory, leaving her rich and without a band or a solo career even comparable to Beyonce’s cuz Beyonce is a cunt and would never allow that shit to happen…she’d kill a bitch before letting her go up against her….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2010

01

Jul

Kelly Bensimon’s Ripped Orange Jogging Body of the Day

This leather faced piece of garbage who married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy and kept his name cuz it gave her a little status in her whore life cuz all she ever accomplished was sucking his fashion photographer dick to feel associated with the glamourous life blocked me on facebook….and to think all the nice things I wrote in her comments about how bad I wanted to see her orange, yellow, Moroccan named fleshy and muscular pussy on stage at a strip club doing chin-ups were deleted and will never be again…what a waste of fucking time on this waste of fucking space cunt….and here she is orange and jogging.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Bensimon

2010

01

Jul

Monica Bellucci Cleavage of the Day

Here are some 45 year old Italian tits everyone used to go nuts over and I am sure there are still a handful of losers out there in the land of internet virgins who are still masturbating to her back catalog of hot pics from before her hips turned boxy and her tits turned saggy, but in her defense, most Italian women I know who are in their 40s have an ass only years of pasta eating and breeding can make…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Monica Bellucci

2010

01

Jul

Jessica White’s Long Model of the Day

Here is some SI Swimsuit model named Jessica White, who happens to be black, proving how much photoshop helps her when it comes to her pictorials, the good news is that being a model means having amazing legs, and having amazing legs mean’s I like you, no matter how stupid your facial expressions are….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jessica White

2010

01

Jul

Katy Perry in a Short Skirt of the Day

I gotta hand it to religion. I figure if you oppress your kid enough they will break free and show the world what they’ve been hiding under their turtle necks all these years, and in Katy Perry’s case, it works out alright for us, since nothing else that she does is remotely interesting….I know she’s a right time, right place situation that would have never happened if she didn’t live in LA…and I know her album was a joke that she laughed about with her friends…but for some reason shit just hit and I guess I can’t hate her for that and I also can’t hate her spanx for making me think she may actually have a decent body….

Here are some other pics of Katy Perry’s tits in another dress, cuz that’s all she’s got going for her…except for the fact that she has this ridiculous pop career that involves her shitty singing and awkward dancing….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

01

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Nipple from her Arm Pit of the Day

If you read the site you will know a few things. First, it is a holiday in Canada so I drank until 6 am and I can’t see straight. Second that I have a relationship with Elle Macpherson, although one-sided and she doesn’t know I exist, but in 89 she made me cum more than my wife of 10 years and lastly that along with teen pussy, nipple slips through shirt armpits are the fetish of the year…so get to the coffee shop and look for bitches lifting their arms…

These pics are a taste of heaven.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2010

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a national Holiday in Canada. That means all the idiot 9-5ers have the day off tomorrow. I normally don’t have to deal with those idiots when drinking during the week cuz they are doing their part contributing to society…but tonight they are gonna let loose and take over the streets, chanting the Canadian anthem in their stupid accents while saying “sorry” everytime they bump into me with their stronger than American Beer…it’s like they all took their dog sleds to the cities to hold hands and unite…and the only think I hope is to see at least one bitch flash her maple leaf pubic hair patter, cuz patriotic pussy is just as good as anarchist pussy…which is just as good as pretty much any pussy….especially when it’s drunk, covered in piss and passed out in the alley behind the bar….

I’m ready for this…and here are my stepLINKS

How About Some Christina Hendricks and Her Insane Tits?
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Cheif Wiggum on the Simpsons is a Better Cop Then the One Who Let Lohan Get Away
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Anna Kournikova’s Tennis Cleavage Outshines Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs
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How To Tell If Your Neighbor Is A Russian Spy
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When Was the Last Time You Got Laid? Seriously
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The 10 Hottest Athletes-Turned-Models of All Time
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Miranda Kerr Panty Hose Upskirt
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Here’s Some Dres Barrymore, Which is Pretty Nice
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Trina is Playing in the Tub
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Amateur Sluts Share a Dildo – VIDEO
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Fuck Up of the Day: Hospital May Have Infected 1,800+ Veterans With HIV
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Britney Spears is a Redneck Who
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Sofia Vergara is Looking Hot
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Larissa Riquelme is the World’s Hottest Football Fan
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Priya is a Squirter
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Now is This a Babe With a Hot Body, Or Is This a Babe With a Hot Body
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Kelly Hall Topless and Only 19…
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Check Out Karlie and Paris – VIDEO
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Kelly Brook Still Vacationing in Barbados! Ow!
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Larry King Says So Long, Bitches!
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Secretaries Are Hotter With Their Legs Spread
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Yeah I’d Bang Julieanne Moore
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And a Little More Christina Hendricks
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Mellie is is Dildo Fucking Her Pussy – VIDEO
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In Case You Missed This Old Man Dancing to Lady Gaga – VIDEO
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Slick Rick is Fucking Amazing
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Alison Angel is Looking Amazing
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Spycam Hottie Gets Naked
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Rachel McAdams Is Back And Looking Damn Hot
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This is DAD LIFE – VIDEO
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8 Things Twilight Has Ruined (Besides Vampires)
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The BP Oil Spill Didn’t Just Screw Wild Life, It Screwed the Strippers Too!
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Denis Leary Knows Balls – VIDEOS
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Kid Gets Knocked Out Trying To Do New Fangled Windmill Mosh Pit
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Here’s the Trailer for Paranormal Activity 1
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Gotta Love When Hot Lesbians Get It On
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An Abbey Brooks Picture Moment
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Let’s Celebrate Ivy Winters Birthday By Looking at Pics of Her Naked
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Follow Me, Suckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Jun

Katy Perry and Anna Kournikova do TV Together of the Day

Katy Perry and Anna Kournikova were guests on the same TV show…..

Katy Perry showed up in a latex outfit trying to be sexy because she’s a fucking pig, but the nice thing about her is that she’s got pretty great tits and no matter how hard I hate her, I can appreciate tits…..She spoke about her religious upbringing, playing with balls and other boring shit…

Kournikova showed up with an American accent, spoke about girls in the locker room, neglected to talk about being a mail order bride with a gay husband…

This shit is edited hard, which is nice, cuz we don’t have to listen to their conversation…but we can try to look up their skirts…

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Katy Perry

2010

30

Jun

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day


It turns out that it’s really easy to be a PR person for a big breasted woman who has already put 10 years into getting herself famous, from fucking the mean guy in Titanic to posing half naked as often as she could, but still wasn’t a household name, cuz all it takes is getting her a personalized paparazzi to take an endless supply of bikini pics daily, cuz that’s all these sites really care about and apparently, being Kelly Brook is pretty easy too, thanks to her fat tits…

To See the Rest of the White and Blue Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link
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To See the Rest of the Pink Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

30

Jun

Monika Jagaciak in her Bikini of the Day



Her name is Monika but her nickname is “Jac”, she is some Polish model who was born in 1994 and she’s posing in Interview Magazine in her bikini and you’re liking it because you are like me and before writing the post assumed she wasn’t 16 years old, which I guess isn’t illegal for me since I am in Canada and I can fuck her or another 16 year old Polish immigrant like her without worrying about getting arrested, even if the sex is really fucking dirty, but you can’t….but what you can do is pretend you have an interest in fashion photography and that it is not your fault Interview magazine are kiddie pornographers…It’s not like you’re recruiting the neighbor’s babysitter to model in your basement like you were Roman Polanski, you’re just staying on top of the trends…I figure that’s a pretty good excuse…I also figured I needed to add some half naked to the site today, cuz shit up until now has been boring, and here it is…

Posted in:Monika Jagaciak