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2010

01

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Nipple from her Arm Pit of the Day

If you read the site you will know a few things. First, it is a holiday in Canada so I drank until 6 am and I can’t see straight. Second that I have a relationship with Elle Macpherson, although one-sided and she doesn’t know I exist, but in 89 she made me cum more than my wife of 10 years and lastly that along with teen pussy, nipple slips through shirt armpits are the fetish of the year…so get to the coffee shop and look for bitches lifting their arms…

These pics are a taste of heaven.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2010

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a national Holiday in Canada. That means all the idiot 9-5ers have the day off tomorrow. I normally don’t have to deal with those idiots when drinking during the week cuz they are doing their part contributing to society…but tonight they are gonna let loose and take over the streets, chanting the Canadian anthem in their stupid accents while saying “sorry” everytime they bump into me with their stronger than American Beer…it’s like they all took their dog sleds to the cities to hold hands and unite…and the only think I hope is to see at least one bitch flash her maple leaf pubic hair patter, cuz patriotic pussy is just as good as anarchist pussy…which is just as good as pretty much any pussy….especially when it’s drunk, covered in piss and passed out in the alley behind the bar….

I’m ready for this…and here are my stepLINKS

How About Some Christina Hendricks and Her Insane Tits?
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Cheif Wiggum on the Simpsons is a Better Cop Then the One Who Let Lohan Get Away
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Anna Kournikova’s Tennis Cleavage Outshines Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs
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How To Tell If Your Neighbor Is A Russian Spy
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When Was the Last Time You Got Laid? Seriously
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The 10 Hottest Athletes-Turned-Models of All Time
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Miranda Kerr Panty Hose Upskirt
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Here’s Some Dres Barrymore, Which is Pretty Nice
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Trina is Playing in the Tub
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Amateur Sluts Share a Dildo – VIDEO
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Fuck Up of the Day: Hospital May Have Infected 1,800+ Veterans With HIV
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Britney Spears is a Redneck Who
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Sofia Vergara is Looking Hot
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Larissa Riquelme is the World’s Hottest Football Fan
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Priya is a Squirter
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Now is This a Babe With a Hot Body, Or Is This a Babe With a Hot Body
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Kelly Hall Topless and Only 19…
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Check Out Karlie and Paris – VIDEO
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Kelly Brook Still Vacationing in Barbados! Ow!
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Larry King Says So Long, Bitches!
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Secretaries Are Hotter With Their Legs Spread
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Yeah I’d Bang Julieanne Moore
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And a Little More Christina Hendricks
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Mellie is is Dildo Fucking Her Pussy – VIDEO
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In Case You Missed This Old Man Dancing to Lady Gaga – VIDEO
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Slick Rick is Fucking Amazing
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Alison Angel is Looking Amazing
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Spycam Hottie Gets Naked
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Rachel McAdams Is Back And Looking Damn Hot
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This is DAD LIFE – VIDEO
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8 Things Twilight Has Ruined (Besides Vampires)
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The BP Oil Spill Didn’t Just Screw Wild Life, It Screwed the Strippers Too!
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Denis Leary Knows Balls – VIDEOS
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Kid Gets Knocked Out Trying To Do New Fangled Windmill Mosh Pit
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Here’s the Trailer for Paranormal Activity 1
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Gotta Love When Hot Lesbians Get It On
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An Abbey Brooks Picture Moment
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Let’s Celebrate Ivy Winters Birthday By Looking at Pics of Her Naked
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Follow Me, Suckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Jun

Katy Perry and Anna Kournikova do TV Together of the Day

Katy Perry and Anna Kournikova were guests on the same TV show…..

Katy Perry showed up in a latex outfit trying to be sexy because she’s a fucking pig, but the nice thing about her is that she’s got pretty great tits and no matter how hard I hate her, I can appreciate tits…..She spoke about her religious upbringing, playing with balls and other boring shit…

Kournikova showed up with an American accent, spoke about girls in the locker room, neglected to talk about being a mail order bride with a gay husband…

This shit is edited hard, which is nice, cuz we don’t have to listen to their conversation…but we can try to look up their skirts…

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Katy Perry

2010

30

Jun

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day

Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day


It turns out that it’s really easy to be a PR person for a big breasted woman who has already put 10 years into getting herself famous, from fucking the mean guy in Titanic to posing half naked as often as she could, but still wasn’t a household name, cuz all it takes is getting her a personalized paparazzi to take an endless supply of bikini pics daily, cuz that’s all these sites really care about and apparently, being Kelly Brook is pretty easy too, thanks to her fat tits…

To See the Rest of the White and Blue Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link
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To See the Rest of the Pink Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

30

Jun

Monika Jagaciak in her Bikini of the Day



Her name is Monika but her nickname is “Jac”, she is some Polish model who was born in 1994 and she’s posing in Interview Magazine in her bikini and you’re liking it because you are like me and before writing the post assumed she wasn’t 16 years old, which I guess isn’t illegal for me since I am in Canada and I can fuck her or another 16 year old Polish immigrant like her without worrying about getting arrested, even if the sex is really fucking dirty, but you can’t….but what you can do is pretend you have an interest in fashion photography and that it is not your fault Interview magazine are kiddie pornographers…It’s not like you’re recruiting the neighbor’s babysitter to model in your basement like you were Roman Polanski, you’re just staying on top of the trends…I figure that’s a pretty good excuse…I also figured I needed to add some half naked to the site today, cuz shit up until now has been boring, and here it is…

Posted in:Monika Jagaciak

2010

30

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord’s Latch On Sister Flexin’ of the Day

When I was 18 or 19 I used to go to a strip club. It was the only stripclub I could afford. One of those two dollar to get in, 8 dollar pitcher of beer, all you can eat buffet places that made 10 dollars go a very long way. I’d get full and drunk all while looking at pussy. Sure the pussy wasn’t fucking luxurious top notch stripper pussy and was more the kind of pussy you’d be scared to get near your food, but it was still fucking pussy. The person who did the hiring there, must have had a fetish for female body builders because at any given time, there would be at least one muscular girl…the kind you’d be scared of coming face to face with her dick shaped steroid clit…but for some reason people would go nuts with ever push-up, chin up or sit up her naked, ripped body did on stage….so I assume at least one of you likes seeing AnnaLynne McCords latch-on sister flexing…not that you know who AnnaLynne McCord or her latch-on sister are, which is okay, because either will her fans in the next 6-8 months when she’s forced to go back to her hometown after burning through all her 90210 revival money and not being able to find other work cuz she fucking sucks….and based on her sister’s look, I’m assuming she does too, because anything that gets her any form attention and out of her sister’s 90210 shadow is good enough for her…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

30

Jun

Dolly Parton’s Old Lady Tits are Still Wonderful of the Day

I like country music and I hate people who have been trained to say “anything but country” when asked what music they like, we get it, you want to be accepted by your peers you insecure fuck and repeating the same answer everyone you’ve ever met before you makes sense, you sheep motherfucker…..

Sure, new country is fucking horrible…jesus loving hicks singing bullshit…but the old shit is honest and touches me but not in the places I’ve always wanted Dolly Parton’s tits to touch, because she’s the kind of cunt who plays up her rack like fucking crazy, every chance she gets, but doesn’t fucking let them out….making us all fascinated and wanting more…trying to make sense of her small frame and huge chest…trying to figure out if the shit is real or fake like her face even though she’s fucking 65 years old…

She was just in Montreal and my biggest regret wasn’t getting a job at the hotel she stayed at a few weeks earlier so that I’d have the chance to sneak in and hide in the closet before she got back from the event she was hosting….I guess I’m not as much of a truthseeker as I’d like to be…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dolly Parton

2010

30

Jun

Elle Macpherson’s Retired Model Cleavage of the Day

I hate all celebrities, but as far as I’m concerned models aren’t celebrities, so I’m allowed to give them praise for being hot every once in a while, and I know that Elle Macpherson well into her 40s and well into retirement may not be all that she was, but there was a time when I first moved to America and the closest thing to porn I had was the ’89 SI Swimsuit VHS my roommate stole from some store. I watched that tape all the fucking time, seriously, I don’t even know how many times I jerked off to it, but I know it was enough to fill up a beer glass I had on the coffee table, and for some reason Elle Macpherson was the bitch who blew my 19 year old load every single time….She brought me hope that I was in the land of opportunity…and that maybe Australia would have been a better choice than Canada…but it was too late to worry about those little things…cuz I already had another boner and was ready to go at it again….so in a lot of ways, I’ve had a relationship with this bitch, strictly sexual, she just never knew it and even in her old age, she’s still got it going on, and I guess that’s the same love you see when a dude’s hot wife turns fat but he still cuddles her at night like a little bitch cuz he’s co-dependant as fuck and sees past her fat cuz there’s so much more to the bitch that her gut….or some shit…and here are some pics of her tits yesterday…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2010

30

Jun

Britney Spears Hard Nipples of the Day

I remember when there were all these rumors that Britney Spears had implants. I always wondered who the backwoods cross-eyed inbred plastic surgeon she went to for her implants was and why they hadn’t revoked his license cuz his craftmanship is the kind of work you’d expect to find on 20/20 or Dateline NBC when they are doing an investigative report on people who go to third world countries for sex changes on a budget and end up getting butchered….cuz last time I checked, Britney was a money making machine who could afford the best tits money can buy, not the gutter shit you find in your stripclub that look like volleyballs, or the implants she has that makes her tits look like they’ve been a mom of two cuz her nipples are just all over the motherfucker…and since she is a mom of two, I think it’s safe to say these aren’t a bad tit job, but just bad tits….but I guess they are worth posting for old times…I am nostalgic like that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

30

Jun

Mischa Barton’s Hot Enough for Me of the Day

I think the fall of Mischa Barton happened years ago when she stupidly wore shorts out and everyone saw her sloppy, cellulite ridden legs, despite being a relatively skinny girl. Everyone laughed and pointed and didn’t really let the fact that it was a hereditary deformity that comes with hormonal imbalances, diet and a variety of other things she couldn’t really control, leading to getting no work, hard drinking and drug use and now this….which isn’t all that bad, or as bad as people are making it out to be, because when girls look like this, it usually means they’ll fuck you, whether it’s for money, for food, or just because they are crazy and have no idea what the fuck is going on, and that’s always a good thing, except maybe if it comes with HIV, which it usually does…

That said, it is safe to say that Mischa Barton is going to die…so jerk off to her while you can, because if you’ve learned anything from Michael Jackson’s death, it gets weird after a while knowing he’s dead…who am I kidding…no it doesn’t….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mischa Barton