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2010

03

Jun

Rachel Bilson’s Thick Hips in Tight Jeans Shows Off Her Box of the Day

I don’t know what that Canadian Farm Boy from Star Wars did to Rachel Bilson….I don’t know what kind of spell he’s got her under so that she doesn’t get off her ass and become the Hollywood slut she was destined to be…but I do know that nothing lasts forever and that she will realize all the fun, work and goodtimes she’s missing out on by being with his boring, miserable self…She’s looking thicker, stalkier, dull and like she’s given the fuck up. She’s lost her edge, soon she’ll be in her 30s and starting a family and all the greatness that could have been totally lost….I mean I can’t even get hard while she’s out on the street flashing her box…cuz the box she’s flashing is an actual fucking box and not the young starlet with no panties on box I want to see. It’s depressing.

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tight Jeans

2010

03

Jun

Bidget Marquardt in a Romper for the Infantilism Fetshists of the Day

One of the weirdest fetishes I’ve come face to face with in the bedroom was when I was slamming this bitch who was into Infantilism. We had been fucking for a few weeks when she opened up to me and told me that she wanted to not only get me in a diaper, but wanted me to shit myself in that diaper, which wasn’t too hard for me, but it was kinda hard when she started fingering herself and moaning as she cleaned me up while talking to me in babytalk…I took the blowjob…and went along with the whole thing, but couldn’t really grasp the psychology behind the shit and wanted to stay the fuck away from it, but it was before the internet and before I knew there was a movement….a movement that must be real fucking happy because Rompers are in style and now everyday hot pussy is out in the shit daily…sure they are walking around and not crawling or in adult sized cribs, but shit’s one step closer to getting the whole world in on what they’ve been into for so long…it’s like this fashion item is opening doors into their world and making the weirdness ok….cuz if you’re like me, and not even into infantilism, you can appreciate the jakced-up pussy hugging while ass and titty grabbing from one piece of clothing at the same time ….and if you can’t you’re the fucking weird one….

So heres Bridget Marquardt proving that not only do you not have to be into infantilism, but you don’t have to be hot to make the Romper a sexy choice when dressing….

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Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Romper

2010

03

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Is a Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere has always been built like a dude and like the girl in my highschool who was asked to leave the girl’s washroom cuz they thought she was a dude when she was 13, she’s only gonna get more and more dyke as she get’s older….

She is disgusting and I never understood why everyone was so into her. I can only assume it was just the power of media because she was marketed as a hot young thing despite being built like a male midget who gets shot out of cannons at the circus….because the power of media makes dudes think they are supposed to find specific girls hot..even when they aren’t…and if we don’t find them hot…we feel like we may be gay and we don’t want people thinking we are a bunch of closet cases…we listen to what we are told…and repeat it…even if listening to what we are told makes us look like bigger closet caases…becuase the bitch we are freaking out over is a dude…..

I always found her vile, but realize that pussy is just pussy and as long as there’s a promise that there’s a pussy…thats good enough for us…

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Posted in:Dyke|Gender Bender|Hayden Panerttiere

2010

03

Jun

Amy Winehouse’s Fake Tits of the Day

I’ve always loved Amy Winehouse. I found her the hottest fucking pussy to hit the pop music scene. Not only did she sing like a black woman in the subway station I used to try to offer an extra dollar for a back alley blowjob to, but she also had serious fucking sex appeal. She always looked so fucking gutter all the fucking time….you know thanks to her drug addiction and lack of caring that left her skinny, dirty looking, toothless, unshowered and definitely something that smelled like piss, shit, cum and rotting flesh, that just felt like home to me…..but I think it had more to do with her being Jewish and my entire life I’ve had a Jewish girl fetish but they never really gave into my demands, I figured I’d be the source of their rebellion, you know the ultimate fuck you to their dad’s, but instead, they just ignore me and try to cross the street when I walk by, while Winehouse seemed like an accessible Jew, one who wouldn’t kick me out of her pussy if I was up inside her, even if it was in a rape situation, because that takes too much attention away from getting her next fix….I guess she’s just a package deal, and despite being so emaciated, she managed to keep her tits, mainly cuz they are fake tits now…but still give the affect of Fat tits on Skinny Body I’ve grown to love…

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Implants

2010

03

Jun

Vienna Girardi Bikini Ass of the Day

Here is some attention whore named Vienna Girardi’s ass in her bikini….

She’s from the show The Bachelor…which pretty much means she’s trying to get noticed, because bitches don’t sign-up for that shit lookin’ for love, but instead sign-up looking to be famous, cuz there’s a breed of pussy that think they have what it takes to make it, they just haven’t had the right exposure to date or some shit…

I hate the show The Bachelor. I find it disgusting. I don’t understand why any network in the USA would co-sign, produce and release it to the public, especially when that network is ABC, which is some Disney owned shit….

I have no morals, I love fucking whores, I love doing dirty things in general and I don’t mind being seen as a creep, freak or pervert but I expect the mainstream media to have morals, because that’s what America is all about, it is the American way, you know, the balance of the hypocrisy of the super Christian wholesome existance and the reality that everyone is sex crazed money hungry perverts…

So whenever this shit hits and I see a group of girls slutting out for the attention of one dude…and the American public, all while America watches intensely…Part of me realizes we have some fucking hope… and that one day girls won’t get mad when you date them and 10 other girls at the same time, but also that TV will mimic real life…which in your case makes for some real boring programming…cuz watching a motherfucker jerk off on his computer before taking out the trash before having dinner with his mom is not that stimulating…but it is exciting when the prude shit shoved down our throats slowly loosens-up so that one day I’ll see fucking on primetime…

SO I’m not too sure if The Bachelor is the fall of society or breaking down boudaries…I just know I hate the shit…but then again…I’m not a married woman in a 9 to 5 job looking for some excitement cuz emotionally eating isn’t cutting it for me anymore…


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2010

03

Jun

Katy Perry Sloppy as Fuck in her Workout Gear of the Day

I think Katy Perry has one leg shorter than the other, or some other inbred shit is going on, because everytime I see her in motion, I think bitch is a fuckin’ retard who somehow escaped the institution because her retardation wasn’t anything too debilitating that she couldn’t get by on her own, she just has to look like a wonky drunken handicapped person when walking, which doesn’t really get in the way, but still looks retarded….but not as retarded as her body…seriously….this girl is build like a garbage bag filled with dog shit…she is disgusting no matter how strong her push up bra squeezes her fat gut into cleavage worth fucking and here she is in workout gear despite the fact that her stomach makes it pretty clear there is no fucking way she does anything in the gym beyond squeezing her sloppy body into the workout gear…she’s a fucking lie and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy|Workout Gear

2010

03

Jun

Miranda Kerr is a Catholic School Girl for Numero of the Day

Numero #114 Miranda Kerr from Greg Kadel Studios on Vimeo.

Miranda Kerr is doing some Fifth Element meets Catholic School Girl meets fetish club in this latest photoshoot for Numero magazine. She’s showing her tits, which is good, because she’s a model and a model is essentially just an overpaid stripper who doesn’t look like her face and pussy are falling off due to use, crack addiction, many babies with different men, a broken life of suffering, struggle and doin’ whatever it takes to feed their kids cuz their shitty implants fucked up the milk producing ability, only better….

If you can afford their day rate, pretend you’re a photographer, and set up an elaborate scene….bitch will take off her fucking clothes and do whatever it takes, and that’s always nice when her career is based on being in lingerie and swimsuits, making us need to see her nipple color, shape, size and texture to help us get off to her….we’re desensitized and have more needs than we used to.

I don’t really get the whole Catholic Schoolgirl fetish. The reality is that every Catholic Schoolgirl I have ever met has been heavy into blow and fucking….shit oppresses them so much that even when they are 20 they have ill-feelings about the nuns, but more importantly, the way they rebel is always with their pussies. This one I used to fuck would make me fuck her with a virgin mary statue she stole from her mom years earlier cuz it was the only way she could cum. I am not even joking about the shit, it’s like Catholicism totally fucks people up in a pretty decent way when you’re on the receiving end….not that you care about me fucking….

But you do care about Miranda Kerr in this photoshoot….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Catholic Schoolgirl|Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot|Tits

2010

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My day started with my dog pissing on me. Then moved onto me hearing two teenage girls talking about getting wet and not getting turned on. To coming home to hear my wife crying in the corner because she was out of ice cream and wanted more ice cream. That lead to her getting mean because I spent her last 5 dollars until her check comes in tomorrow. Forcing me to go update a site no one reads on the fire escape cuz she can’t squeeze through the winder and now I can go get my motherfucking self some drink….my life sucks, but yours doesn’t so here are my stepLINKS to make your day a better one…

If Lindsay Lohan Had a Penis, She Would Be Waving It at the Legal System Right Now
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Because I Know You Need Some Help Through The Week. We All Do
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Kate Beckinsale Makes Being a Mommy Look Good
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What That Giant Sinkhole in Guatemala Really Means About the State of our Planet
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The 20 Hottest Pics Of The Sexy Bellator Ring Girls
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Model Alice Dellal Hairy Upskirt
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The Hottest 100 Sluts Of The Decade
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Jiminy Cricket Says: I’d Hit It
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Brooke Sheilds and Her Entire Family Are Going to Murdered By PETA When They See This Shit
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Frozen Face or Not, I’d Still Fuck Courtney Cox
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Katie is Playing With Her Pussy
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Six Perky Titties Get It On
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T&A Courtesy of Aurelie Claudel
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The Swedish, Naked Balloon Dance
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Tori Black Gets Loose
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Baja is All Painted Like a Tiger….And Naked
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That Howling Coming from Khloe’s Womb Area Wasn’t Just Gas From the Wart Hog She Attacked and Fed on During the Night.
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Ashley Simpson Bikini Comeback
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Zoe and Shyla Fuck Around and Look Good Doing It – VIDEO
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Wow, Check Out the Photoshop Here
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Jessica Biel is a Cover Girl
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What Do These Poor Unfortunate Souls Have In Common????
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Kylie Minogue Is Still Fuckable After All These Years
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Jana Cova is Playing in Lingerie
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Some Hot Sluts and the World Cup
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Some Liz Hurley Hotness
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Kissing Girls Anyone?
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead is the Weird Artist Chick We All Should Have Fucked In Highschool
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Star Wars: Episode Brazil – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide
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Snooki Turns to YouTube For A New Man – VIDEO
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The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling
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Sexy Asian Chicks Dances To Spy Music Wearing a Vag Chandelier
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Lezzie Sluts Anyone? – VIDEO
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2010

02

Jun

Laetitia Casta Topless and Dancing in Gainsbourg of the Day

I assume this is a movie about Serge Gainsbourg, who was some French lounge singer all the hipsters love, he banged a lot of women, he lived the good life, he became a legend but more importantly, he banged Brigitte Bardot and here is a scene where Laetitia Casta, one of the models everyone loved in the late 90s cuz she had great tits, but who never amounted to much, is showing off some tit and a mole she may want to get checked out…..

Posted in:Brigitte Bardot|Gainsbourg|Laetitia Casta|Topless

2010

02

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news….because real people are more fun than celebrities…most of the time….because real people always remind me how fucked our world is and how doomed we are…while celebrities just distract me from the end of the world…good times….

15% of Drivers Say They’ve Had Sex While Driving – You Aren’t Part of that stat – Virgin….

Man Accused of Repeated Sex Crimes
A 69-year-old Prescott Valley man has been arrested after allegations arose that he committed sexual offenses with multiple male victims over 100 times.

Memphis Principal Cries Foul on Facebook Prank, Page Said He Liked to Nail Students

Man runs down ex, her new boyfriend in Massachusetts

Samurai Sword Used in Death of LA Man
LA Police are searching for a man who killed an ex-employee with a Samurai-style sword.

BONUS –

Bill Cosby Falls on TV News Set – Even though he is a celebrity -and this was supposed to not be about celebs- It’s funny.

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