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2010

18

May

Roman Polanski’s Bullshit Accuser of the Day

So this bitch, who I am not going to bother naming because I know she is up on this accusing Roman Polanski for raping her just to get noticed. I am not saying that they never fucked, I am just saying that at 42, bringing out something from when she was 16, is pretty fucking suspect….

Not to mention that these are pictures of her at 18 and I think it’s pretty obvious this busty whore was a Lolita who seduced the motherfucker, or who may have even been in a relationship with Polanski, but 30 years later, decides that shit affected her on an emotional level….she needs to stop worrying about who fucked her and should focus on going and fucking herself. I hate these crybaby whores…

16 is legal where I am from and as a man who has had sex with a 16 year old, it is pretty obvious that they know exactly what they are doing, how to do it, where to do it, and I don’t ever ask why they do it, I just know that I was never their first, because the kind of girl who fucks older men when they are teenagers, is the kind of girl who has fucked before and likes fucking….

I highly doubt Polanski had to put much manipulation or trickery to get this shit’s cunt, but have a feeling she did then what she is doing now, which is clearly anything that will get her famous, noticed, or work.

I hate bitches like this.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rape|Roman Polanski

2010

18

May

Jenny McCarthy’s New Pussy of the Day

Not an actual new pussy, but remembering her obnoxious MTV career, she probably needs one. Shit probably did its fucking rounds and that pollution is what lead to an autistic baby that she’s turned into profit by writing books on the shit, creating events and fundraising for, taking her out of the trashcan she belongs in and putting her in the sa

Not that you or anyone else cares about Jenny McCarthy or her big stupid head, now that she doesn’t show off her 90s Playboy bush and fake tits, but here she is with her new man pussy after dumping crazy Jim Carrey and leaving him in some kind of bi-polar hole while letting this balding kid inside her hole to help her get through the shit….and move on….

Her boy toy, mid-life crisis, looks like he may just be one of her Autistics from the center she volunteers at who she decided to take out for dinner, but maybe he’s not actually a retard, but just looks like that cuz fucking Jenny McCarthy in her 40s takes getting drunk to focus on the memory of the Jenny McCarty you jerked off to in the 90s who you finally scored…

Either way, here are the boring pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy|New Man

2010

18

May

Woody Allen Adopted Daughter he Fucked is Ugly of the Day

This story always makes me laugh becuase Woody Allen lived out a joke I used to have where I’d go to the adoption office and tell them I want to adopt a 16 year old but she has to be hot because I intend of fucking her and making her my sex slave by showing her pictures of the poor war torn country that I will send her back to if she doesn’t start serviing me…..they generally don’t entertain my requests…but somehow Woody Allen lived that shit out, not because he fucked his adopted daughter, but because he fucked his wife’s adopted daughter he was a father figure to, and the whole thing is confusing, especially after seeing what the bitch he molested and caused a scandal over looks like….I mean if she had fat tits and a hot ass, I’d get it…but this looks like the bitch at my convenience store….no racist.,

I understand that Woody Allen is not quite a looker, but he’s some obscure Jewish rich guy who people consider some kind of artist, or even a legend and that usually attracts hot actor pussy trying to get ahead in the industry or hot model pussy trying to get into acting or to be seen as his “muse”, but for some reason he chose this…and the whole thing is real confusing…cuz she’s ugly…I think he’s just doing it to make his perverted slip-up when he got caught fucking her seem less perverted because he stuck it out with her cuz it was real love….I’m pretty sure that’s the reality….cuz the rumor is he was fucking her when she was 7 and that’s something you don’t need re-visiting you – so keep the bitch happy and at bay and everything will blow over cuz she’s won’t throw her “husband” under the bridge for molesting her..so you better fucking marry it and pretend…cuz jail isn’t fun….it’s simple pervert logic…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pervert|wife|Woody Allen

2010

18

May

Miranda Kerr’s Bare Ass and Titties in June GQ of the Day

I like that everyone is finally catching up with me in terms of admitting that they are perverted. There was a time when GQ, Maxim and all the other magazines would push the boundaries as far as their advertisers would let them, in terms of getting girls almost naked without actually getting them naked, because naked means porn, so people like me would have to hit the internet to post the good fucking stuff, not to say that what I post is good, but to say that I don’t censor a fucking nipple because Coca Cola will pay me 100,000 dollars not to, I’m an idiot like that….but now all of a sudden everyone is getting more Euro and actually getting down with nudity, because let’s face it, nudity is natural, despite what all the Jesus freaks tell us, and the reality is that I appreciate their efforts, cuz anyone who can afford to get a supermodel naked to share with the rest of us is a noble fucking thing, but I just can’t wait til they step it up a few notches and start publishing pussy lip, cuz nipples and bare ass aren’t shit without vagina lip…

Either way, good shoot, good spread, good times.

Posted in:GQ|Miranda Kerr

2010

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some dude who added me to Facebook started hitting me up on Facebook chat last night….he sent me his phone number and insisted I call him. When I ignored his request, because I found some random person begging me to call him pretty fucking weird, he told me that “I’ve gone hollywood and that he needs to delete me as a friend”….The reality is that I don’t even like talking to people I actually know in real life who aren’t fucking weirdos begging website writers to call them at 2 am….I only use facebook as a soft sell to get girls to add me so that I can look at their bikini pictures from vacation….not to make phone buddies….so if that’s goin’ Hollywood, star calling my Linda Lohan, I just think it’s normal to avoid eager psychos….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Miss USA is an ARAB and is Going to Destroy America With Her Tight Body
GO

Dear Ke$ha, Nobody Wants Head From You
GO

Because I’m Sure Your Weekend Was Just as Depressing As Mine Was
GO

Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Anyone?
GO

Youtube: Where Haters Go to Hate – VIDEO
GO

Hope Dworaczyk and 10 Other Sports Wives/Girlfriends We’d Like To See In 3D
GO

Cameron Diaz Pics From When She Was In Her Prime
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Tammy “Sunny” Sytch Has a Camel Toe…Is Also Possiby a Man
GO

Girls With Duckface – a Video tribute
GO

Lohan and Her Bag of Cocaine Head to Cannes
GO

Bridgette Takes Some Mirror Shots
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Yeah, Sure, I’ll Just Hit Up the ATM and TAKE OUT SOME FUCKING GOLD BARS – VIDEO
GO

Pink Dilso Gets Some Awesome Pussy
GO

Well Hello There Peaches Geldof’s Nipple
GO

I’m Having a Bad Day and Seeing This Guy Get Hit in the Nuts Made It a Little Better – VIDEO
GO

How About Some Celeste Star
GO

Now is That an Ass Or is That a Ass?
GO

Jenna Bentley’s Big Bikini Boobs
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The Only Person Lindsay Lohan is Fooling is Herself – VIDEO
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Sasha and Carey Get Their Lesbian On
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I Wanna Bang Elsa Pataky
GO

Misa Campo Starts Off The Week Nicely
GO

Cate Blanchette is Looking Good
GO

Mother Gives Birth to Fraternal Twins By Two Different Men
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Pictures of Miss USA on a Stripper Pole Have Already Surfaced…Jesus
GO

Molly and Valentina Fuck Themselves and Each Other – VIDEO
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Irina Sheik – Otto swimwear 2010
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Ahhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
GO

Meet Lisa Chandler
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Hot Teen is Getting Dirty on the Floor – VIDEO
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Selita Ebanks Sizzles In Maxim
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Top 10 Celebrities Caught Staring At Laker Girls
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oily Brianna Topless on Webcam
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This Is What Happens When You OD On Viagra
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5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now
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I Love Inappropriate News Clip Videos – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know What is With Shaq Making All These Lip Sync Clips for the Next, But I Love It – VIDEO
GO

Man Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Hot
GO

Veronica Saint is Topless in aTiny Bac Thong
GO

Follow Me, You Fools
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS –

Chick Masturbating Fail
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

17

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I assume you get how this works by now. Celebrities bored me, real people who make the news make me laugh, not because it’s funny, or because it’s depressing, but just because it’s more representative of the fall of our society, instead of the distraction from the fall of our society that comes with celebritites, so along with the top video of a bird biting a reporter on Live TV….there’s a whole lot of other shit going down that is either idiotic, insane or whatever and here’s where I compile the best stories I’ve seen today….

Six Arrested in Phoenix Kidnapping / Sexual Assault

Naked Man Stuck Inside North Philly Trash Chute

Wisconsin Mother Drives Drunk with Kids in Car, Crashes into House

Ohio Transgender Man Disputes Account of Beating

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

17

May

Phoebe Price Bikini Picture Stupidity of the Day

Phoebe Price continues her clown behavior in her bikini and I encourage, not so much because I like older redheads with shitty bodies in bikinis, but more because I like seeing anyone desperate for attention that they’d be willing to pretty much humiliate themselves, cuz a girl willing to humiliate herself to get noticed, is usually one who is pretty fucking easy to manipulate into doing other things, and even though we don’t have access to blowjobs from this bitch after we convince her that we can get her into the tabloids, it’s still kinda funny to watch….so cehck out this red haired clown clownin half naked when she should put some clothes on….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Attention Whore|Bikini|Phoebe Price

2010

17

May

Some Soccer Player Andrei Arshavin’s Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

In Europe, soccer players are fucking gods. They are bigger than any celebrity and they have pussy thrown at them from every angle everytime they leave the fucking house, so I never understand why a soccer player would make the stupid decision of getting married, because you know the bitch is just a groupie, and that there are so many other fucking groupies out there, you might as well get up on as many of them as possible, before realizing you are retiring in a couple years, your celebrity player status is fading and you need to lock a cunt in before you’re stuck marrying some pig like the rest of us cuz we have nothing to offer….See I will never understand why a motherfucker who is considered a celebrity would marry an everyday girl you know is preying on you cuz you are a celebrity, when you can try to use your celebrity to get with celebrities, not because celebrities are all that great or mean you’ll happily ever after, but because it will generate more buzz around you and make the groupies want you more…it’s all real basic logic…fuck groupies you idiot…don’t marry them…

Either way, here’s his nothing special wife in action on the beach in a bikini….and all I have to say about her is at least she’s not fat.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Andrei Arshavin|Bikini|Julia Arshavin

2010

17

May

Mischa Barton in a Wedding Dress Must be a Joke of the Day

This has got to be some kind of joke. I mean sure I’d marry Mischa Barton because I know she’s going to die soon, or at least that she’d be easy to manipulate into doing things for me, like buying me stuff and getting me into open-bar events, but I’m not really that picky when it comes to wifes, I just need to make sure the rent will be paid so that I don’t have to work, and whether they are fat, dirty and smell like they are rotten partially because they don’t believe in wiping their asses after taking sloppy malnourished shits, but also because they forgot a tampon inside them 6 months ago and haven’t been alert enough to realize it, I’m not complaining….but if I was a marketing person at a briday store, this would be the first person I would ask to “step away from the dress”, I mean other than Jessica Simpson, but that’s only because Jessica Simpson is fucking desperate…and could end up in some crazed rage, where as Mischa Barton just stains the shit and makes it unsellable, which is less dangerous..not that you care….or that I care…I mean seeing a bitch living out the fairy tale wedding she may never have thanks to impending death is nice…I mean maybe she’s out shopping for the dress she wants to be buried in, for when she marries God in heaven or something, who fucking knows….I just know she looks horrible…but maybe zombie brides get you off….and I’m just gonna post this, and ignore the fact that I posted this, cuz even I don’t understand why I did this…but I did it…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Deathwatch|Mischa Baron|Wedding Dress

2010

17

May

Megan Fox and Her Birthday Face of the Day

It was Megan Fox’s Birthday, and if you’re wondering why she looks so sad, it’s because all she wanted from David from 90210 was for him to let her off her leash and out of the cage he has her in, you know to give her some freedom and let her leave him, and he gave her a taste of freedom, but made it clear that if she ran, he’d kill her fucking family, so she better stick close….cuz kidnapping and brain washing is the only explanation for this decade long relationship….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Birthday|Megan Fox