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2010

10

Jun

Kim Kardashian in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian, she’s fat, sloppy and looks a lot like a dude, but luckily she has a fat ass that people go nuts over, even if the shit is strapped up to look the way it does, as I know many fat assed women and without the Spanx, shit looks like a horror movie, but whatever I’ll let you like the low grade pussy you like because really it makes no difference in my life whether you are a closet case or not….I just know that I definitely don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian in a see thru shirt, because thanks to the internet, I can see her getting fucked by a negro who pissed on her, not that I am really into that kind of thing, in fact I hate it cuz it is the reason she is famous now…but it’s better than her in a shitty see through shirt…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|See Through

2010

10

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Fuck you Amanda Seyfried for being such a fucking let down….so much potential has gone to waste, but the good news is that I can always watch her video clip from her recent lesbian sex scene in Chloe ….cuz her acting self is better than her real self. I guess this cunt is just like any other whore and needs to get paid to be naked and willing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

10

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in this picture of Miley Cyrus or where it is fun but apparently she’s prepping for some photoshoot, and I don’t really care, because I’m impressed with her hustle…

Seriously, I like whatever it is that she is doing with her career, no matter how obvious or text book it is, cuz really a half naked Miley Cyrus at 17, is better than one taking the traditional country route for the Christians, cuz not only is Christianity an outdated theology, but it’s also boring as fuck….

I’ve never even liked Miley. I used to find her ugly, boring and I’d tease her sexual relationship with Disney Execs that made her millions, supporting her young whore attitude, without actually knowing whether she was actually a whore or if that was just fantasy cuz she was so prude and boring….but now, I know and I guess you always did, cuz you’re a fucking dirtbag who has been deprived of teen pussy cuz the USA doesn’t like that shit, while Canada and the UK does…maybe you should move.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|See Through

2010

10

Jun

Coco’s Thickness Goes International of the Day

Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started prostituting, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Coco

2010

10

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Drunk in Bikini of the Day

There’s a lot of scandal going around about Lohan for being a drunk…I find the whole thing retarded, mainly because I have been a drunk for many years, and I’ve never been put on some bullshit alcohol program like I was in fucking Private School and causing issues to rebel against my parents or some shit…and that’s why I think the whole thing is some PR stunt. I haven’t figured out the benefit of this stunt, or the logistics of how they set it up, but I do know that everyone who though Lohan was a washed up drunk and now watching her closely to see her fuck up…like she’s not a fucking adult and this isn’t a free fucking world…where DUI or not…we can drink our fucking faces off all day in our trailer park if we want….but maybe things are different in LA cuz the whole city is designed to be like a boring bullshit TV show people apparently care about….

The good news is that I have no standards…and Lohan’s drunk ass got into a bikini, and a bloated old haggard Lohan swollen tits is lovely enough for me, which is more than we can say about her bloated old haggard Lohan swollen face…

***Thanks Billionaire Ron Burkle, who fucks teenage models and his Team at RadarOnline for these pictures…..

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2010

10

Jun

Christina Aguilera’s Mom Pussy is Hungry the Day

Christina Aguilera’s pussy reminds me of my wife and my dog. You see whenever they throw up they immediately start eating again to get their stomach back to where it was. So I’m thinking that Aguliera’s pussy spat out some ugly kid with an ugly father and now shit is on a mission to fill it’s fucking void before its owner makes a fool out of them on stage anymore…it’s desperate to end the pain and figures since her husband makes it feel humiliated every time it tries to fill up using him. it’ll try something new, like the leotard…

Or maybe her pussy is just stretched out, and bitch isn’t supposed to be wearing this kind of thing in public like she’s not pushing fucking 30 and like she’s not a fucking mother who hasn’t got the elasticity she once had….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

10

Jun

Pierre Casiarghi’s Pussy Beatrice Borromeo in her Bikini of the Day

This is Grace Kelly’s grandson. His mother is Princess Caroline. I don’t know if that makes him a Prince, but it does make him royalty and royalty is pretty fucking rich, and rich lands pretty decent pussy.

Her name is Beatrice Borromeo and I guess she’s doing her best to work her way into this and make a motherfucker put a ring on it like she was Beyonce, even though we all know Beyonce didn’t wait for anyone to put a ring on her before getting naked for their dick unless you consider that time she filled her jacuzzi up with onion rings and ate her way thru it, but I don’t.

Here’s some “aristocratic and outgoing law student Beatrice Borromeo” titty….which only disappointment cuz when you’re in Europe, you shouldn’t be wearing a top, but whatever, she’s blue blooded and I know nothing about that Royal whore hustle…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beatrice Borromeo|Bikini|Pierre Casiarghi

2010

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been spending a good part of the day trying to convince my neighbors to let me watch them have sex, they are a decent looking young couple, but they keep telling me they aren’t a couple but just roomates…I tell them that it’s okay to come out and let the world know they are lesbians, this isn’t the 60s, they won’t get chased out of town, and if they just let me watch, their secret is safe with me, and unfortunately, I made the mistake of saying that it’s not even a big deal to let me see them in action, cuz I have already seen them both naked, thanks to a strategic fire escape and an open window in their bathroom, and now they are filing a complaint to the building against me, which I guess isn’t so bad, because at least it’s not a complaint with the police…

Needless to say….they didn’t let me watch them fuck…

Here are my stepLINKS…

Seriously, Lindsay Lohan May As Well Go Murder Her Father, Sam Ronson or Anyone Else Who Ever Pissed Her Off, Because No Matter What, Bitch Will Never Go to Jail Ever
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The Gary Coleman Story Gets Sadder By the Day
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It’s Better Than Getting an STD, No?
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Sluts and Water Guns – VIDEO
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Check Out Riley Steele’s Tight Body
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Red Neck Kung Fu – VIDEO
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Bailey Rose’s Gallery
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The 20 Hottest New York Sports Fans Of All Time
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Sara Tomassi’s Breasts. Nuff Said
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The 20 Worst Names Ever
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Looking Half Way Bangable
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Check Out Arial’s Pussy
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She Can Practically Fist Herself – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Olga Maliouk is Nice and Easy on the Eyes
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Kelly Brooke in Lingerie Always Makes a Bad Day Better
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I Love a Set of Small, Perky Tits
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Check Out the Rack on Nina
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Definition of Irony – British Petroleum
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Antonia and Jessica Get It On – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Maggie Grace
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Carrie Underwood, Just Because
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Her Face May Be Fucked Up, But Little Kim’s Titties Are Still Lookin Alright
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Guess Who Put Her Vadge On Display At Her Sisters Graduation
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The Danielle Staub Sex Tape Has Screen Shots Now
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Rebekah Masterbates In Her Car
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The Midi Mafia Loves Two Pieces and So Do I – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Glamour Awards
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Check Out Mercedes
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Hot Slut Gets Naked on The Webcam
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Lindsay Lohan’s Braless Cleavage Watch
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A Team – Miget Style – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 5 Worst Times to Be Naked
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Daisy Lowe in Esquire
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25 Pictures of Shiny Things, Because Words Don’t Have Boobs
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BMX Fail – VIDEO
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Hilary Duff, Just Cause
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Topless Party All Stars
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Natasha Alam Gives Me Sexy Bitchy Looks
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Follow Me, It’ll Do Ya Good
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BONUS – WORLD CUP – BONUS

Hot Fucking World Cup Themed Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some regular fucked up news…cuz really celebrities get boring….the ones I want to see naked aren’t getting naked….the ones I’ve never heard of are…the strategic, contrived, lie that is celebrity life is repetitive and played out…so I like to focus on real life idiots who don’t need a PR person and marketing budget to do stupid shit.

Here are today’s news clips:

Coolest Three Year-Old Girl in China Is Chain Smoker, Drinks Beer Too
A young girl in China is the latest toddler to emerge as a chain smoker – and she also drinks beer and gets them on credit from a local store.

Mastermind of sex slave ring targeting strippers goes to trial

Where is John Mark Karr?
It took police three months to track Karr down to serve a restraining order. Karr is now living as a woman, Alexis Reach, and trying to recruit women for a sex ring.

VA Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Use Heroin
Police found 34 year-old Marian Larman curled up in the fetal position while her son was strapped into his car seat for four hours.

Ohio Woman Calls 911 Five Times Looking for a Husband

Teacher fired over pregnancy before marriage
A former teacher said the administrators of a Christian school where she was employed fired her because she became pregnant just before her wedding.

Minnesota Peeping Tom Targets 1st Floor Apartments
Minneapolis Police are warning women about a peeping Tom after two incidents outside apartment windows…cuz climbing in trees takes too much work…

“Tap that” sex list found at prestigious NY high school – Gossip Girl but Real Life…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

09

Jun

Pretty Little Liars Bikini Video of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a series of books that was fabricated by some entertainment company to take on Gossip Girl. They have pumped out 8 books in the last 3 years…something that screams “mass produced smutty low grade crap”…that has been picked up by ABC as a TV show….which it was intended to become before they wrote the shitty books…and it is marketed as Dsperate Housewives for teens….The concept is about a clique that falls apart cuz their leader goes missing….cuz every teen clique has a fucking leader and all I know is the cast includes Ashley Benson some 20 year old from Days of our Lives….Lucy Hale some Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 pussy and Torian Bellisario who is the daughter of a TV producer who created Magnum P.I….Good fucking deal for her…

The show hit June 8th and will probably pollute young girls the entire summer…let’s hope it teaches them how to post nude pictures and sex videos but only when they turn 18….cuz anything before that is illegal and as men, we don’t like being forced to deal with that risk, cuz the temptation to click play, even though it is wrong is straight up trickery….we are onto you teenage sluts…we get your hustle…

Here’s a clip of that Torian bitch in her bikini…so girls reading this…start updating bikini pics onto your facebook…everyone’s doing it….even ABC Family…who I guess isn’t so family oriented…since they get 20 year olds to pretend they are 16 and make them get half naked like some kind of kiddie porn fantasy shit I do not endorse…

Posted in:Pretty Little Liars