She has so much potential, but this is what she gives us. Disgusting….
That’s all I have to say about that….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2010
09
Jun
She has so much potential, but this is what she gives us. Disgusting….
That’s all I have to say about that….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2010
09
Jun
NewNowNext Event makes me laugh because with a name like that you’d expect the shit to generate some interest for up and coming stars, not bitches I used to jerk off to in the 90s. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Carmen Electra. I remember thinking she really had it going on, but then one day she disappeared and I guess me and everyone else forgot about her, until now…because I guess she’s planning on making a comeback, I mean why else would she be at the NewNextNow event, but in all liklihood, maybe they had free food, something her lack of work bank account appreciates…
Here’s Perez Hilton, another soon to be has-been who was at the event begging for attention…cuz I don’t know anyone who bothers with his site now that there’s TMZ and RadarOnline…but when the motherfucker is dressed like this…I don’t mind posting it…cuz it’s too weird, trying too hard, too lame to be ignored…seriously – what the fuck is this…what a fucking joke. More people need to punch him.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Carmen Electra
2010
09
Jun
If I had money, I would not sleep with street whores anymore, and I would not graduate to sleeping with high class escorts….cuz they just charge too much, think they are worth too much, and really they are just as fucking trashy and worthless that make me feel cheap cuz as soon as I cum, they run….I would not go to the strippers anymore, not even the ones with the hottest girls that charge 20 dollars a lap dance per song cuz strippers are fucking whores who don’t have fucking souls…I would however contact modeling agencies and get their menu of pussy willing to do a shoot and what they charge per day. I’d see their top models and work my way down to the more affordable up and coming girls willing to do a shoot for their portfolio. I’d warn them that there will be some nudity and pretend it is for some high fashion bullshit…cuz people love high fashion bullshit and pussy that normally wouldn’t get naked for you…all of a sudden does cuz they think it is their job…and really it is a lot more satisfying than dealing with unambitious, lazy hooker ass, cuz a naked model is a driven model….and here is one I’ve never heard of named Jacinta showing off her tight model less damaged than a hooker or stripper body…
Posted in:Jacinta
2010
09
Jun
I get that Megan Fox is out there making as many public “candid” appearances as possible because Brian Austin Green got wind of her being axed from Transformer and figured that he couldn’t allow her to fade into obscurity too.
Her fame and relevance is his whole strategy of staying sane by having the hottest pussy in Hollywood as his girlfriend…you know in a boost his ego and makes him capable of ignoring just how fucking pathetic he is by looking at her naked body knowing guys would kill to be him…despite the fact that he knows he’s a big fucking joke….
So he let her out of the cage, but doesn’t realize that all we really care about is seeing her pussy, so instead of the tight jeans, homie needs to step it up by dressing her in some crotchless panties and a mini skirt….
But I guess in his defense, he’s not really an expert at salvaging careers…..
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Megan Fox
2010
09
Jun
The fascinating thing about Halle Berry is that she was the hot pussy in Monster Balls, back when she won the Oscar cuz the Academy Awards felt it was the perfect opportunity to fight rumors about them being racists, cuz she is black enough and white enough to keep everyone happen. Sure she’s no fucking Precious or Monique which I am sure is a good thing for the guy who was running the craft services on set of Precious cuz memories of working that movie give him horrible nightmares, and another good thing is that despite being older and rumored to be getting back with her Montreal Model boyfriend who I’ve never met, but if I knew he was going to be knocking up Halle Berry, I woulda put some effort to tutor him for his Spanish classes 10 years ago, is that the only thing real fat about her, other than her mom pussy, is her fat tits and I like tits.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Halle Berry
2010
09
Jun
Danielle Staub is clearly some bottom feeding fame whore who thinks she is hotter than she actually is, so she’s taking on the bottom feeding fame whore strategy and releasing a sex tape, cuz people will always watch shameless bitches who are trying to make it in the world of entertainment buy compromising themselves and their dignity for the cause…despite the fact that failed sex tape after failed sex tapes of has been cunts have proven to not really matter or work….and they really only do good things for careers when the bitch is already a public name and known….but maybe it is working, cuz before today, I had no idea who this bitch was….cuz sex tapes are guaranteed to get you noticed…we are desperate and like watching sex.
Unfortunately, these caps are censored…and don’t feature sex…but June 14th, you will be able to illegally download and stream the 75 minute attempt for her career….and I have to say, despite having no interest in seeing this, I appreciate her drive and ambition….let’s hope at least one person I want to see fuck follows her bullshit lead.
If you have uncensored pics….email them in…cuz seeing some shitty fake tit isn’t enough for me…I need pussy lip to really judge her.
Posted in:Danielle Staub|Sex Tape
2010
08
Jun
I spent the afternoon on the street..checking out flat chested fat chicks, some crazy bitch in her pajamas singing, some thick Paris Hilton looking girl who was actually hot, 2 ghetto sluts at the grocery store buying malt liquor while playing with their hair extensions, shitty face piercings and flip phone that wasn’t a Blackberry or an Iphone, cuz they are broke ass….who probably get fucked by black guys….There was some weird bitch freaking out dancing to Rockabilly, a crippled woman rolling in a motorized wheelchair that had her piss and shit bag exposed for all to see. There was a mother daughter duo I wanted to fuck and the day ended watching an instructional how to have sex video someone sent me….where I overate meatballs his wife made for dinner…
All in all…It was a hell of a lot more interesting than the Internet…but if I was more ambitious…I probably would have documented all these things with a camera…but I didn’t…but I do have these stepLINKS…which are probably better times anyway….Enjoy.
Some Hot Tits on Some Thickness
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When Dumb and Dumber Became Friends…
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I Don’t Blame a 3 Year old For Getting His Drink On – VIDEO
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Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Fill the Void
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Vegetarians eat FREE – VIDEO
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Brittney Palmer Pics: Meet the Latest Stunning MMA Ring Girl
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Alex Gabrielson Panty Upskirt
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Liason Dangereuse in Lingerie – VIDEO
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Jessica Biel, Just Cause
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Tiffany and Her Stripdance
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Babe in Stockings Plays With Pussy
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Guess Which Real Housewife Has a Sex Tape?
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Elizabeth Reaser Nip Slip
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London Hyde Park Water Fight Flash Mob Gets Out of Control – VIDEO
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You Live Like a Pig
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You’re Going to Want to See a Lot of Rosa
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I Don’t Know Who Simone Ballack But Here She Is With Her Bikini Camel Toe
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Angel Dar Anyone?
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Cheerleading Grandmas – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is the Best Reason to Buy Book of Eli
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Huge Compilation Of Hot Emos, Hipsters And Scenesters
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After All These Years, I’d Still Bang Iman
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Gary Coleman’s Death Photos Have Been Ssold
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Loni Likes the Fucking Machine
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Near Disastrous Crash at Red Bull Air Races – VIDEO
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christina Aguilera Tight Body
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Gotta Love Megan Summers
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Pic Dump, Just Cause
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Megan Fox’s Booty In Skin-Tight Jeans Is The Uber Hotness
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Brooklyn Decked is Looking Good
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Camera Repair FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lusy Clarkson Topless Body Paint
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Gotta Love a Trashy Vegas Stripper
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:aila at the Waterfalls
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Will Smiths’s Daughter is a Whore in Training
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The 10 Funniest Dead Guys We Dearly Miss
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Follow Me, You Fools
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Bonus – That isn’t a bonus….
Cupcake tits! Clip of Katy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ Video
Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
08
Jun
I guess it is only natural for a mom pussy to swallow a pair of little shorts…because mom pussy is bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal pussy, especially when squeezed into a pair of little shorts…what isn’t natural is whatever the fuck is going on with this bitches face. She looks like some kind of bow legged clown, but instead of getting out of a car with a bunch of other clowns, or balancing on a ball at the circus, she’s doing some bullshit performance while making facial expressions that scare me…and remind me that she is not what she used to be…but instead has become some cheap, poor, tacky, french lookin’ slut, trying to hold on to something that was…but something that hopefully won’t ever be again….unless she tones it down some and hits up a different demographic, cuz I don’t think this awkward body is safe for kids, seeing this shit may fuck them up…because wanting to fuck this even confuses me and I’m willing to fuck anything….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2010
08
Jun
Sure the highlight in the news world today has to do with big oil corporations pretty much destroying human existance and no one doing anything about it, the fact that Gary Coleman’s wife killed him, maybe the fact that dude who got off for killing that American teen in Aruba 5 years ago confessed to another murder they could have prevented if he was behind bars, or even the Israel getting in trouble for killing terrorists cuz the terrorists pretended they were on a peaceful relief mission, but there is video of them beating the Israeli army, while USA kills terrorists all day and get rewarded…. but I prefer the local stories..of idiots doing stupidities that end up getting covered ont he local level…and here are today’s picks…I like to call the Good Parent Edition….
Illinois 12 Year-Old Found with FL Man She Met on Facebook
11 Year-Old Chained to Bed in Indiana
An Indiana mother chained her daughter to a bed while she went to work cuz it is cheaper than a babysitter
Caught on video: little kid drinking beer at ball game
A youngster was caught sipping a beer a Philadelphia Phillies game.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
08
Jun
Lady Gaga is annoying as fuck. I’ve ripped into her so much that it’s almost pointless at this point. She just gets bigger and bigger cuz gay people are supportive….Her artistic vision is bullshit, her career is bullshit, her story is bullshit. She was created by the label to cater to the growing gay population, partially because she looked like a drag queen, gender bender, but also because she grew up with no friends, trying hard to get noticed, cuz with a face like that, you know there was a lot of nights spent crying in bed saying to herself “I’ll show them”…..
She is disgusting, she is hideous, she should be done in a minute, cuz I figure we can just watch original Madonna videos, which are better cuz you can actually jerk off to the shit, instead of watching Gaga where you question your sexuality after watching the shit….
She is textbook…a cliche….who gets how to get noticed…she understands how to offend…but fuck…as I write this she’s at the point in the song where she’s dacing in her panties and that fucking face….is the real offensive thing in all this, followed closely by the fact that people buy into this and that she’s a fucking success….while looking like that…
The highlight of the video is not the lingerie, or the gay man on gay man dancing to push the boundaries of conservative America, or even the latex nun outfit cuz sexy nuns are scandalous and get people talking, it’s the nice fake accent she’s rocking, cuz she’s a fucking clown.
The highlight of Gaga’s career is that she’s made actual hot pussy rock the one-piece and sex things up a bit…something I always appreciate from ugly chicks….
Posted in:Lady Gaga