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2022

18

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

The nice thing about MILFs is that you know they fuck, based on how blown out their vaginas are from childbirth alone, the chances she’s a virgin who was artificially inseminated are SLIM to fucking none.

The other nice thing about MILFs is that they are seemingly too busy to really get overly involved in a dude, but then again, women are crazy and where there is a will there is a way, to forget that you’re a fucking mom because being a mom is boring, and instead get caught up in other shit like being a whore…

But the nice thing about MILFs being whores is you can always throw it in their face and make them feel like terrible moms, which can help cumming in them knowing they won’t actually keep it because having kids fucking sucks and they’ve been there, done that and will hav their TUBE TIES or plan B near by, unless they are psychos trying to rook you in, but I highly doubt you have that appeal….like are you good enough for any girl, even a 400 pound mom of two at the trailer park, to be like “I’m going to trap him with another kid”….not that a 400 pound mom of two would be considered a MILF to me, but if she’s fucking, she’s a MILF to someone…

HEre are some hot MILFS.

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2022

18

Jul

Ali Larter Cherry Popping Bikini of the Day

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The famous WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI is now 46 years old and that may not be exciting to anyone who found Ali Larter hot, since 46 is old as shit, with some real rotting reproductive organs, where even GOD or the CREATOR of MAN said “at a certain age, they are just too fucking old to fuck” and if you’re fucking while menopausal, it is more a “doing it because you can” than a doing it because you should…..

Now I am not Ali Larter’s TAMPON collection, so I have no idea how many eggs are left in her carton, but she’s giving us a solid POV of what she’d probably be posed like at the GYNO when he’s counting them out……only in a youthful and fun bikini, with some dried cum on her mound, unless that’s “DRIED SKIN”…..like we’ve never found dried cum on our chronic masturbating selves in places we didn’t know it ended up, only to realize when in public, or when asked by one of our friends “dude what’s that on your ear”……oh shit…….think fast….”DRY SKIN”….

And the real question is why is she taking loads on her belly and not inside her, isn’t menopause nature’s IUD along with being nature’s “You shouldn’t be fucking”…..

Who cares.

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2022

18

Jul

Olivia Holt Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Olivia Holt posted some slutty bikini selfie in the mirror as girls do, because if enough of them do it, they all think it is no longer slutty, so the slutty girls who want to be slutty, need to push the goal post further in slutty, until that becomes normalized, and the normies hop on it, and soon enough, instagram will just be close ups of girls taking loads in their ass from massive cocks, you know, the way society wants it to be and I figure the more pussy I get to see, the more fulfilled my empty existence is, so THANK YOU SLUTS, our heroes, our unicorns….progressing the movemnent….so that I can jerk off when I leave the house seeing big tits in summer dresses, rompers, wrestling leotards, bike shorts, leggings, braless, crop tops, bikini tops, fitness sports bras….you know I’m a simple man and don’t need much to cum myself…..

Olivia Holt is some important bitch with 5.1, into dad jokes….so let’s drop some dad jokes to impress her and hope she sends us NUDES….CLICK THE CONTACT button woman…..

What did one dad say to the other dad?

Shit….I don’t do jokes, because comedy is lame….but bikini selfies on indoctrinated Disney Kids in their 20s trying to push agendas….ARE good.

Two dads walk into a bar…..

Shit….I don’t do jokes, because comedy is lame….but bikini selfies on indoctrinated Disney Kids in their 20s trying to push agendas….ARE good.

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2022

18

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I may not be a farmer. I may not be prepared for the foot shortages, economic collapse, impending apocalypse, in these obvious END TIMES. I may not be an off grid prepper growing my own veg, even though I know that this year’s harvest will fall short, and that the food in stores now is last year’s harvest…….I may not have a cow to milk to feed my family and that may be the wrong fucking approach…..but I am confident in my titty milking skills…..so now all I need is a lactacting lady to lock in my barn…if only I had a barn….

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2022

18

Jul

Cow Girls and Other Videos of the Day

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Heavy Tits

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2022

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been dealing with the Ben Affleck and Jenifer Aniston marriage that happened this weekend, but not really…I only found out about while drunk and a ghetto pizza spot with bikers and I didn’t care…

The highlight of my day was fake tits in a parking lot wearing a bikini top and slutty one piece romper, had a fender bender barely with a pick up truck next to me, so I said “did your air bags go off, or are they ok”

I was talking about her tits…

Fuck celebrity gossip….

It’s a about the tits

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2022

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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She bangs She bangs…..

That whole Ricky Martin’s been arrested for incest, because he was dating his nephew you something, which you know is probably a product of being sexually abused in Menudo, an angle he’ll use…that he may even laid the groundwork with last week when his bandmate came out saying he was abused…

But what the fuck do I know, other than maybe incest is the best, so going into the weekend, think about all your family members you’d like to fuck, maybe go through mom’s old photos and hope for some bikini pics, because society is collapsing and it happens when people start fucking their family…..I mean Ricky would have known this kid since birth and is now fucking him..which is pretty much what’s going on…beyond just Ricky, but with all you perverts…

50 Years in Prison to fuck your brother’s son, then stalk him… you gotta wonder about these fucking crazy celebrity demons….and perverts who can’t figure out how to keep it in their damn pants…..

Then, everyone is also mad at Terrence Howard for saying some shit about Hydrogen Technology being the key to UGANDAs future, because maybe he knows something we don’t know, as ancient tech has obviously been hidden from the normies, so he may be onto something…..

But instead of people saying “he’s rich, he has access, he may know she we don’t know because we work at Walmart”….they are instinctively ridicule him.

I am not here defending Terrence Howards grasp on Physics, I am just smart enough to know that I know nothing about Physics, and despite hating actors, I don’t just discount them as being vapid hollywood trash, some could actually be GENIUSES, I mean working as an actor is a fucking scam of the century that requires no talent, so if you were smart and into being on camera, why wouldn’t you do it to get pussy and paid….even if you were some rocket scientist……

The point is, LEAVE TERRENCE HOWARD ALONE….and wait to see if he gets killed, then you will know he KNEW too much.

NOT THAT YOU CARE……it’s the weekend and like granny always said, who needs friends when you have TIKTOK app on your phone to dane like no one is watching, hoping that everyone watches, so you can retire by 15 years old….It’s never too late, even if you’re not 15 years old…

It’s the weekend, go weekend, let’s weekend together….where weekends together involve me trying to look up summer dresses for the pussy flash…..

K. BYE.

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2022

15

Jul

Heidi Klum Nipple of the Day

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Part of me appreciates that Heidi Klum, despite being a fucking dinosaur, still feels compelled to post bottom feeding slutty content, like the underwear modeling career she built her TV hosting career was actually her calling, and the hosting is just bonus thanks to her being in the scene for being a hot chick, and having a wild and weird personality that the producers were drawn to because she was a famous hot chick.

She’s about 80 years old, so this is almost shocking content, but it goes to show you that you don’t have to rot as fast as the others when you’ve got the superior genetics thanks to eugenics programs during Nazi Germany that led to her creation in a lab somewhere…..

Her body is looking pretty banging and along with being old as shit she’s got about 35 kids, has been railed by Seal who is named seal because his penis is the size of a sea, which for those who don’t know can weigh upwards of 280 pounds, and this bitch had it UP INSIDE her often…..GERMANS….and their BDSM fillings…

ANYWAY….the slutty content for a dinosaur is weird, but tells you a little about Heidi and her willingness or eagerness to be jerked off to after all these years of being jerked off to…and I think it’s pretty fucking great……because she looks good and I an pretend she’s not in her 70s….by staring at the tits.

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2022

15

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Bikini Tits of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario has her titties out in a bikini, which I guess is what you do when you’re a recently married, near 40 year old who has’t had a kid yet, but probably will after shooting the next season of White Lotus where her big tits in bikini are required to contribute to it being the biggest tits on TV show that it was season one with the help of Sydney Sweeney….so take it in….but I guess once she breeds, and I am sure she will, we can expect to see much bigger milk filled tits, where she’ll likely post breast feeding pics for feminism and to fight the patriarchy while giving the perverts some tit to jerk off to like this was that season of True Detective she’s on, but with a baby we have to try to block out so we can focus on the good parts.

Alexandra Daddario is not a good actor, but she’s got tits, which is all it really takes, and really what is a good actor, they are all fucking clowns, so the tits that got her here, kept her here are the focal point, so look at them all squeezed up while she pretends to relax while actually producing titty smut for her fans who are only here for the titty.

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2022

15

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Offs are the most important post of the day because they speak to my life goal of seeing every woman in the world naked…..I am all about nudism, nudity, and staring at girls who aren’t mentally prepared to drop the shackles that are clothing….forgetting that we are animals who should not even be wearing clothing….unless it’s WINTER and for actual survival….so I imagine what they look like naked instead…..and for the most part they look better naked, but from my experience fucking randoms over the decades, I can tell you that is not always the case, sometimes closing can be as misleading as “I don’t have herpes”…..

Point being, girls of the world, get naked….but only after you take a selfie of you being clothed…..so we see how the tits and ass ACTUALLY hang without the support and sorcery of clothing design and technology that brought us the infamous YOGA PANT and PUSH UP BRA…

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