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2010

28

Apr

Dave Matthews and His Sloppy Wife in her Bikini of the Day

I wouldn’t have expected Dave Matthews to have prime pussy since he’s pretty much irrelevant. Sure every single Jewish girl and hippie at camp I’ve ever met loves his shit….but he’s still not Lady Gaga….I know that just because he’s on TV, he could probably rake in a few tighter bodied groupies than this slophole, but really and you’d think he could get himself a better quality wife…

I mean he struggled through getting a record deal, touring, recording fucking groupies all these years on his rise to whatever level of fame he has now, and he ended up with this and all I know is that if I was him, this would be like a huge fuck you on my life despite all the success he’s had or how much money he has in the bank…he still has to wake up to this shit or come home to this shit…

The only explanation for this is that he knocked her up and is trying to do the good thing because she doesn’t believe in abortions when you get pregnant by rich people in bands….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dave Matthews|wife

2010

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Today started out as an amazing day….my wife was laying next to me in bed totally silent and not moving when she normally pants and struggles for air like anyone with apnea would. I thought today was the day that I’d be a free man officially…but 5 minutes into me jumping up and down excited and singing songs of Freedom like the slaves when they were let free she asked me for a fucking glass of water…reminding me that dreams don’t come true…and shit went all down hill from there….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Bitch Stripping To Ethnic Hip Hop
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Beyonce and Her Nip Slip
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Guess Who Had Coke Up Her Vadge All During the 70’s?
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The 13 Best Zombie Novels Ever Written
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Hot Hockey Women Wives You’d Want To Fuck
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Get Laid, Why Not?
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I’m Not Quite Sure What Scarlett Johansson is Wearing and to Be Honest I Really Wish She Would Just Taje It Off
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BUY YOURSELF A MAN PHONE – VIDEO
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The 15 Greatest Athlete Jumps of All Time (With Video)
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Kelly Brooke Bikini Body
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Seriously, The Mormon Church is fucked Up – VIDEO
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Amanda Seifried is Leggy
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Chloe is Naked
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Lesbian Threesom With Toys
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Is It Me or Is Ali Lohan Starting to Look Like Sam Ronson? I Wonder if Lohan is Fucking Her?
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Jabba the Hut in the Making – VIDEO
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Ohhhhh Cody Lane…
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I’m Not Sure WTF is Going on in M.I.A’s New Video, But Here It Is Anyways – VIDEO
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More Photos of Zahia Dehar
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Tiffany is a Girl Next Door Type
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Helena Mattssonn is a Hot Blonde
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Wino’s Titty Trauma, Take 2 (Or is it 3?)
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A Little Latina to Make Tuesday Bearable
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Christina Aguilera Dances In Lingerie — At Church! – VIDEOs
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Jesus Take The Wheel: You Will Not Believe What This Madman Had In A Bag
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Toni Braxton and Her Camel Toe Are Looking Good
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They Live Together and They Sleep Together – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Betty White is Gonna host SNL and It’s Gonna Be Amazing – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Fuck Selma Blair
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Well Hello Jessie Summers
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Here’s a Leak of ScarJo in Iron Man 2 – VIDEO
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And Now, The Greatest Song Ever Recorded – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani is Going to Murder Courtney Love
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Car Model Faceplant – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Lingerie
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Lada May Look Innocent But I Assure You She is Anything But
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We all love Bianca Beauchamp
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Randy Quaid and His Wife Are Fucking Insane and I Love It
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The 5 Most Fraudulent Psychics of All-Time
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FOLLOW ME YOU ASSHOLE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Apr

Toni Braxton’s Vagina in a Tight Outfit of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Toni Braxton was thinking when she put this outfit on, but I can only assume it had something to do with her wanting the world to see exactly what her vagina looked like, bush included…despite the fact that she doesn’t have the body needed to pull this kind of thing off….but was so committed to the cause that she just threw her shame away and ran with it and really any bitch willing to expose her cunt, even if it’s in some PVC shit is good enough to at least try to jerk off to, because they did their best to give you something to jerk off to and even if it was a failure, it’s better than seeing a bitch in a snowsuit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Tight|Toni Braxton

2010

27

Apr

Playboy Twin with her Black Boyfriend of the Day

Sam Jones III is some actor who was in some show and now he’s playing the black dude who fucks the white girl in the story of this shitty Playboy Twin’s life….he was also arrested for being involved in a Oxycodone ring where his role was distributing the shit throughout Hollywood, probably where he met this Florida trash who gets naked with her sister to pay the bills, cuz working in Wal-Mart was too demanding for her lazy pig ass….

I dig Interracial Couples, I feel they are almost innovative, cuz I know there’s always an angry white dad, an unknown black dad, a stripper and a drug dealer….even in Hollywood….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:IRC|Sam Jones III|Shannon Twins

2010

27

Apr

Bam is a Loser of the Day

There comes a time in every man’s life when they turn 25 and pulling their friend’s pants down and drop kicking them outside some shitty hollywood bar becomes boring….I am the last person to say a motherfucker needs to grow the fuck up, especially after he made millions doing this shit…but I know I’m bored of seeing this stupidity. It was a 90s concept that worked because people weren’t on the internet and exposed to half retarded dudes who do stunts…but now that shit is saturated and whether you were an innovator or not…it’s time to move the fuck on.

I’m not saying he has to wear a suit and be sophisticated…or that he even needs to really grow up. I’m 40 and pull stupid shit all the fucking time…I am just saying that I don’t find any of this funny at all…it’s lame, lazy, unoriginal and boring…motherfucker needs to step up his game…..but why bother…cuz he still gets pussy doin’ his one-trick…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bam|Jackass

2010

27

Apr

Olivia Munn is Boring Even When Naked for Peta of the Day

I hate Olivia Munn. She’s just some bottom feeder wanna be celebrity piece of trash who milked the geek crowd and landed a geek show cuz geek’s and based on Star Trek and Star Wars are loyal fans to have…cuz they never let go…and for geeks to get won over is pretty simple, have a vagina….and proven by Oliva Munn, if you are average looking at best, wear bikinis, and relate to them on a geek level it will get you a more legit career….She’s always on her hustle, I don’t trust her and above all she’s not even hot, but geeks like her and since you’re a loser, which is very close to being a geek you’ll probably appreciate seeing her getting naked for PETA….

Here she is walking around…to remind you that she’s not hot….

Here’s the bullshit video…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Naked|Olivia Munn|PETA

2010

27

Apr

Jessica Simpson Dances with Thick Brazilian Women of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a TV show that was probably her Gay’s idea to make himself famous by riding her coattails as he has up until now….fattening her up to sabotage her career leaving him the last man standing….or some other self-serving strategy I am not really sure of because I don’t care about digging deep into the motivations of Ken Paves….

I just know that she was dancing with a handful of thick Brazilian women, like real thick Brazilian women who Jessica Simpson managed to make look skinny. This isn’t a hot clip unless you’re black but I am posting it anyway….

Posted in:Dancing|Jessica Simpson

2010

27

Apr

“Refried Bean” Swastikas for Racist Arizona Policies of the Day

I am sure you all have already heard about this new Arizona Law where they can ask you for your papers if you’re a Mexican. Pretty fucking racist and against the American way, but it’s also the American way…if you’re white you’re good and if you’re not, you’ve gotta be sorted out. All the media outlets have made jokes about the shit and I am not gonna bother cuz I live in Canada and don’t care, but I will say that I do appreciate the “refried bean” art that people are putting up to show their anger…I used to make “refried bean” art every day for 3 months on an ex-girlfriend’s front door, only my “refried bean” art was made with human shit instead of “refried beans”….cuz Fecal art is a beautiful thing if you’re crazy and not the one forced to clean the shit off….

Either way, stupid law for stupid people…Go USA.

Posted in:Fecal Art|Racists

2010

27

Apr

LenAnn Rimes Whores Out in Public of the Day

Here are the self-involved cheating pieces of shit who justify their bad behavior by pretending the power of love made them do it and not by the reality that they just wanted to fuck each other even though they were both married.

You know, one of those situations where two cheaters find each other, and think what they did was ok because they were in it together and don’t bother caring about the other parties they fucked over, emotionally shattered and the kids…because they felt what they did was right cuz both of them did it….and it’s all so happy and candy-coated that they can’t contain their love, they have to kiss each other for the paparazzi to further hurt their exes while reminding the public how in love they were and the real crime would have been not letting this love blossom, but all I see are a couple cheating pigs….evil people who will just end up cheating on each other…cuz that’s how these things work…so they can be as delusional as they want…with this PR love parade…but I know they are a couple of assholes with no morals…and so am I….so ladies if you’re down to be a homewrecker, I’m always willing to let my home be wrecked, not that you can actually consider this a home, it’s more like a garbage filled room that smells like shit…but we can pretend…as long as you don’t look like LeAnn Rimes, cuz my wife may be fat and disgusting, but still better than this inbred looking twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leann Rimes|Whore

2010

27

Apr

Some Pussy at the Iron Man Premiere of the Day

Everyone is freaking out about Iron Man 2….I am not one of those people. I generally can’t stand these bullshit hollywood movies everyone gets excited about and it’s not because I’m trying to be indy, or obscure, or anti-mainstream, cuz if shit was good I’d admit to liking it, I just generally find it retarded, dumbed down, designed for idiots with no real substance who really buy into marketing and what the media tells them….but I can stand pussy and here is some of the pussy that was at the premiere, most of the pussy I don’t recongize, but really all pussy kinda looks the same, sure they come in different colors, sizes and shapes but they all kinda feel the same so naming them really doesn’t matter….

Erin Lucas…..who?

Helena Mattsson…..who?

Anya Monzikova….who?

The Bitch from Dirty Dancing….who?

Scarlett Johansson….Fat.

Pics via LFI
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Iron Man 2|Premiere