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2010

09

Apr

Shauna Sand’s Keeping it Wholesome of the Day

I don’t know where Shauna Sand finds her young European sex slaves, but I can only assume she imports them from some modeling agency that doubles as an escort agency, because there’s no way this dude is doing it cuz he finds her beautiful or someone he’d want to be getting up inside….and like the last boytoy looks like he’d be happier getting inside men and the only thing they can appreicate about fucking this bitch, despite the money they’re making doing it, is the fact that her pussy hangs like a set of balls, and if they fuck her from behind they can just pretend they are up in man ass….and really it’s probably better to work for her than to work in a park or street corner in the gay part of town trying to make some money to make it in America…..

I do know that all of mommy’s boyfriends are going to seriously fuck up her daughters, but I’m pretty sure the fact their mother is a whore who walks around half naked in stripper shoes and stars in sex tapes was doing a good enough job of that before she started rotating Euro-Cock. I hope I live long enough to witness the emotional mess she’s created grow up.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Shuana Sand|Tits

2010

09

Apr

Tattoo Artist Underage Sex Scheme of the Day

This tattoo artist had the right idea….He knew teenage girls liked tattoos but that getting tattoos is illegal without parental consent and most parents are too stuffy and uptight to let their daughter’s get the White Power tattoos they saw on TMZ that lured Jesse James in and made some whore famous…..So he decided to make a fucking deal…..and that deal was if they give him sex, he’ll give them a tattoo and everyone is happy….until you get caught….The whole thing would have been pretty genius if the motherfucker wasn’t a tattoo artist and was instead trading things that you can’t trace back to a motherfucker cuz you know a girl who will have sex for something, usually means she wants it bad and usually plans on showing it off, and eventually their parents will see it and their friends will ask where they got it and the truth will come out, but I guess it was worth it for the motherfucker, because now he’ll have the memories of banging little whores while he’s getting banged in prison….

Posted in:Tattoo Artist|Underage Sex

2010

09

Apr

Avril Lavigne is a Common Whore Making Out in Public of the Day

Like a common streetwhore, Avril Lavigne is taking her sexual business to the backseat of a fucking car. The only unfortunate thing was that these pictures weren’t of her choking on Brody Jenner dick cuz kissing is so fucking grade school….I get that Avril likes to dress like an 11 year old girl who hates her annoying brother, who just got her period, who is dying to get a lip ring and a tattoo but her lame mom won’t let her, but seriously, if you’re gonna stage a publicity stunt make-out session, you might as well make the shit worth laughing at, instead of this bullshit that I call bullshit…..cuz celebrities are hooked on getting noticed and if they really wanted to keep things private, they wouldn’t be doing this to being with….even I know to take my street hookers to the back alley at night where I can hid behind a dumpster so I don’t get busted…so this just proves the entertainment industry is all fucking lies…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Whore

2010

09

Apr

Kara Young Showing Off Ex-Model Sloppy Tit of the Day

Kara Young was a top model in the 80s and 90s. She is no longer a top model. She does however have real saggy tits and those could be considered top models for plastic surgeons to use in their “before” catalogs to show off their potential work. You’d think she’d get that shit fixed, she could easily take some of her billionaire Greek shipping husband who she married like all models, to live the good life after their looks expire and they are forced to stop working in the glamourous world, and for some reason I call having a trophey wife, billionaires love to have models…It’s probably an ego thing, just to let us know how good it is to be them, except when they let their aged bitches out without a bra on….cuz there’s little hot in that…unless you have an African tribe fetish, which is possible, because there was a time that’s all we could jerk off thanks to National Geographic cuz porn was impossible to find….

Either way, here’s another expired model for the sake of pointing and laughing because their looks got them everywhere, it’s nice to remind them that they’ve lost it.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kara Young|Tit

2010

09

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Showin’ Off Tits of the Day

I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you…

Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Bilson|Tits

2010

09

Apr

Demi Moore Does Us All a Favor By Preventing an Upskirt of the Day

Demi’s ugly and scary daughter she has to pretend to not be ashamed of needs to take a little more of her mom’s lead. She’s trying to be an actor like her mom, she’s going to have to have extensive surgery to look human like her mom, but she hasn’t figured out how to not show the world her disgusting panties no one wants to see, but her mom’s become pro at not showing the world her pussy, because she knows it’s an old polluted mess and she can’t handle the embarrassment of the world seeing the green shit oozing out of her that she’s mysteriously had dripping out of her since Rumer was born….and maybe it’s time for a mother/daughter meeting to discuss panty etiquette when you have panties people don’t trust are thick enough to contain toxic cunt.

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Posted in:Demi Moore|Upskirt

2010

09

Apr

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Disgusting Panties of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Rumer Willis is so horrible looking that she’s not fucking human. I figure since Demi Moore is the fucking devil, it only makes sense that her kid would look like some kind of demon, and in being a demon, I try to pretend she doesn’t have genitals, and the good news in these pictures is that she’s got whatever fucking mutated pussy she’s got covered the fuck up in panties because based on how her face turned out, I’d hate to see what kind of genitals her bad genes mustered the fuck up…..but I know it’s bad enough for me to want nothing to do with it and that’s a pretty serious bad pussy because I’ve caught myself daydreaming of sticking my dick in some pretty fucking vile shit and I’ve even accidentally got hard when watching an old lady who slipped on ice trying to get up with her cane cuz she was flashing panty, pretty much further making my point that Rumer Willis is a monster and by default so is her fleshy wound she calls her lady parts….

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Posted in:Panties|Rumer Willis

2010

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My birthday is not a national holiday, but it is a holiday to me. I figure that I’ve made it this far along that I might as well take time for myself to relax and celebrate as hard as I can because it’s pretty safe to say that surviving the shit I have done to myself to date, only means one thing and that’s that I am invincible….Sure these could be famous last words, but if I only my Monday updates will tell….

Last night was way more lowkey than you’d expect since it was my actual birthday. Sure, I got drunk, but I didn’t get pregnant…tonight is party number 2 and here are my stepLINKS while I go out and do some damage to myself…and hopefully some unsuspecting pussy. I got magic fingers and I’m not scared to use em….

The 10 Hottest Women from Connecticut
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Snooki Makes It Understandable Why People Hate America
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There’s No Escaping Kate Gosselin
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The 10 Most Disturbing Books Of All Time
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Because You Wish an Actual Real Life Chick Would Touch You
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Anna Kournikova Because She’s Still Hot
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6 Idiots That Went Out and Got an iPad
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Traci Lynn Johnson is Some Slut Some Athlete Left His Wife For and Here Are Her Pics
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Pam Anderson Panty Upskirt
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Requiem for a Dexter Mash Up Video
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Seriously, I Would Totally Bang Tina Fey
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She May Not Be Your Girlfriend, But She’s Happy to Pretend
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5 Bucks Says This Granny On Her Knees Would Have Given the Prince a BJ Had the Cameras Not Been There
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Hottie Pounds Her Fuckholes with a Huge Dildo
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Sophie Monk Sweet Tits On a Bike
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Two Hotties Have a Go At Each Other
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca Witchard
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Porn Star Gina Lynn Gets Gropped By Michael Lohan
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Sophie and Katja Get It On
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Who’d You Rather? Malin Akerman & Kate Mara
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Reon Kadena Is Truly Stunning
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Kiely Williams Wants the Young Women of North America to Get Date Raped Proper – VIDEO
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I Wish Zac Efron Would Come Out of the Closet So I Could Work On Banging Vanessa Hudgens
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And Today is Redneck News
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I Think All That Hair Dye is Seeping Into Kat Von D’s Brain
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Squirter on the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Gomes Modeling for SI Swimsuit
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I’d Pay Good Money to See Paris Go Down on Nicky
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Some Anita Dark
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Good Lately, But She’s Still Pathetic
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Did You Know Mike Rowe Used to Sell Shit on QVC? – VIDEO
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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire…In Japan? – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga Does Her Best Tranny Impression on the Cover of Cosmo
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Retro Games Destroy NYC – VIDEO
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Emma is a Sexy Young Babe
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God Damn Demi Moore is Still Hot
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Stripping in the Cinema – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Apr

Charlotte Gainsbourg Sex Scene in Persecution of the Day

Serge Gainsbourg is some French lounge singer that all the hipsters are hooked on and this is his daughter with some bitch named Jane Birkin in some sex scene.

She is pushing 40. She is a singer and an actor with a pretty decent career of her own and now she’s fucking in some movie from 2 years ago that I will probably never see but that I will post on my site……

I figure today has been real boring and sex scenes always make shitty movies better, let’s hope they make shitty websites better

Posted in:Charlotte Gainsbourg|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Drunk Stripper Driver of the DAy

Here’s a story of a drunk stripper who drove a car into the stripclub she works at because she didn’t know how to drive standard but obviously the media is going to blame the shit on her being drunk, even though there’s no real proof that drunk has anything to do with why she drove into the shit. Maybe she hates her job because it has made her into a fucking whore who gets naked for money….maybe she’s just a fucking retard…I just hate how idiots drive drunk and we all have to pay the price because some of the best days of my life were spent driving drunk through playgrounds like shit was a videogame and now I can’t do that shit anymore cuz it’s criminal…takes one asshole to ruin it for all of us….

Posted in:Drunk|Stripper