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2010

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Busted Face of the Day

Kim Kardashian reads the blogs. I know she does because all fame whores do. They want to see what people are talking about and what people are saying about them because their lives are devoted to being noticed and seen. It is how they make their living and how they feed their egos. I also know she does because everyone was happy she finally showed her fat ass in a bikini because we were tired of seeing her fat chick tits and her really weird looking manly face that works nights as a urinal for black dudes….and since then, she’s been padding up and heading out and everyone is so amazed at how this booty exists, but I’m convinced there’s straps and harnesses involved, kinda like a corset can make a thick bitch look like she’s got a waist, whatever Kardashian’s got going on makes her ass look like it isn’t even fucking real….

I’m ready for this bitch to fade away, she is dull and annoys me, I just hope she passes on her ass padding to a hotter bitch, kinda like passing off the olympic torch or some shit, cuz despite how much I hate her, I can handle her as long as this ass comes out and makes appearances….but I would prefer it on a new vagina….one less diarrhea in color.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2010

08

Apr

Sherri Shepherd’s Disgusting Fat Chick Tits of the Day

I look at Sherri Shepherd’s tits almost daily when I watch The View on Mute at my local McDonald’s who have TVs for some reason I don’t really get, but like because I don’t have a TV….

I don’t look at them because I find them hot, but I look at them because I find her so fucking disgusting. She talks about being celibate by choice, and I know black dudes are usually willing to fuck anything with a pussy that can pay the rent, but I just can’t imagine her having much choice in the matter.

I try to visualize her lying in bed, touching herself, sliding her hand from her big mom tits, down to her unkempt pussy she’s got waxed for the first time since doing The View and it makes me sick to my stomach…

I like to think watching her daily, takes away my sex drive and saves young college girls in the neighborhood from getting molested by me and my “tutoring” scam.

Sherri has blocked me on Twitter, so I guess I’ll never get to watch her fuck herself….but here are her disgusting pictures to give you a small break from being a horny animal…..it is almost therapeutic and meditating….Enjoy….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat|Sherri Shepherd|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Bird Goes After Balls on TV of the Day

This bird is such a homo and loves balls in his mouth or maybe he’s been trained in some basic slapstick comedy where all it takes for a few cheap laughs is to nip a motherfucker in the balls on TV, like this shit was America’s Funniest Videos and Bob Saget was still getting work or some shit…I don’t know about you, but I always get a kick out of seeing someone kicked in the balls, that’s why I always try to trick my retard friend to run up to random strangers on the street and throw a punch for laughs, because no one ever gets mad at a retard, even when they hit you in the fucking balls…

Posted in:Pellican|Testicle Hit

2010

08

Apr

Asian Kid Sings Whitney Houston of the Day

Put a wig on this kid and he would make huge money in Thailand working for the British men and their penis who are there to play with little boy who look and sound like girls…

Posted in:Asian|Singing

2010

08

Apr

Cameron Diaz is Old and Hot Even When She’s Not of the Day

I got this weird thing where I find Cameron Diaz hot even though I know she’s nothing but an old and botoxed to shit…Maybe it’s her tall thin body, or the fact that she looks like she’s open minded to getting fucked up the ass, or the fact that her long legs look like they’d made a good scarf that would leave me tasting remnants of Justin Timberlake and the wide variety of cock that years of being hot celebrity pussy has left stained inside her….so even boring pics of her excite me, especially when she seems like she’s distraught.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|old

2010

08

Apr

Jennifer Aniston Shows Off her Lonely Old Legs of the Day

The funny thing about Jennifer Aniston is that she’s not that ugly for a 40 year old, but she just can’t land a husband, or someone willing to knock her up and that makes me laugh. She’s a typical cunt who thinks she’s got so much going on that she’s too good for the average dude who is into her. So she runs after these Brad Pitt replacements that constantly reject her because with bitches with high standards, comes high maintenance and when you’re just fucking her because you’ve wanted to since you saw her on friends, you realize that it’s not worth the fucking headaches, so bitch ends up alone cuz even with all the rejection, she still thinks she’s too good to get with dudes who would actually put up with her bullshit….The good news is that there will always be cats to keep her company and fill her big empty house when she stops getting work and is forced to face her demons with no distractions a few years down the road. That’s when she’ll be good for moving in on, like the old maids in my neighborhood who couldn’t have kids cuz they had their uterus removed thanks to cancer caused by their careers as prostitutes, a career that made marriage a fantasy….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|Legs

2010

08

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Tries to Model for her Leggings of the Day

The leggings comeback over the last few years has been pretty amazing except when fat chicks wear the shit, but even that is tolerable, because of all the hot bodies I can pretty much imagine totally naked because shit is so fucking tight and girls don’t seem to think it’s a big deal that they are in fucking spandex for all us old people to stare at because when were were 18, girls only wore that shit to dance recital and gymnastics class, so I am a fucking fan. They are everywhere. Girls where them to bars as much as they wear the shit when they are slobbing out making for a lot of full ass and pussy definition I wouldn’t normally get to see…..

Lindsay Lohan is involved in a leggings company that I assume is not doing as amazing as the investors probably hoped when they figured attaching Lohan to the brand, but they have decided to give it another shot but throwing her in the ad campaign and the whole thing is pretty disappointing, I’d rather see bitches at the coffee shop rockin’ the shit than whatever teenage angst this shit is trying to represent…but like leggings on fat chicks, this is tolerable knowing hotter pussy is buying her designs and wearing it in places I get to stare..

Posted in:Leggings|Lindsay Lohan|Model

2010

08

Apr

Michelle Hunziker’s Ridiculous Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is not her ridiculous 33 year old body, or the fact that she’s been in a bikini showing it off the last week, or even that no one really knows what she is or what she has done but yet we still notice her, or that she’s got some prison tattoos that you’d expect to find on the lesbian raping you with a beer bottle in a back alley….The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is that she had her daughter when she was 19 and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, except when it is fat chicks who are pregnant because they no at a young age that it might just be their last chance to have a family cuz they are already bad and they are just gonna get worse, but for the most part, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that lets guys cum inside them for career advancement or the good life is porn to me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Michelle Hunziker

2010

08

Apr

Paris Hilton and her Push-Up Bra of the Day

The funny thing about Paris Hilton that I find fascinating is that she comes from a lot of money and has made a lot of money. Her family comes from money and I think her grandfather came from money. It’s like a long line of blue blooded high society folk, but for some reason she dresses and acts like a gutter slut straight out of the Projects or the Trailer Park, lookin’ to make a few bucks to pay for her baby formula.

Seriously, from the fake hair, to the shitty blonde dye job, to the busted up cleavage and the shitty teenage porn tape, you know she’s gutter trash, but she’s wearing all designer clothes and driving a Bentley….

The whole thing confuses me and screams only one thing and that’s parents that didn’t take the time to care about her and who really cares as long as she’s got her expensive push-up bra on…cuz cleavage is always good whether it’s rich, poor, ulgy or amazing…it’s a universal language.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is officially not just my birthday but all of our birthday. I spent it writing a site no one reads. I should be at getting an erotic massage from an Asian who’s into jerking off strange dick cuz its a cultural thing but I am not.

I guess there’s always tonight to cause some serious damage…but I am getting old…we’ll have to see what happens…or what my body is capable of and while I am doing that…here are my stepLINKS to entertain you while I’ll probably be begging people for lapdance money and coming home wasted enough to fuck the shit out of a piece of birthday cake my wife left behind from my cake she couldn’t help but polish off before I got to blow out the fucking candles…I may suck at life, but today I celebrate life, hopefully with a wide variety of vagina…in a wide variety of dances and poses…

Enjoy.

iger Woods Has Officially Entered The Champions League – He FUcked His Neighbor
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Pray to God These Two Idiots Don’t Have Kids
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Because Being Alone is the Best Way to Get Off, No?
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Holly Madison and Her Tits Are Still Up to the Same Old Shit
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How To: Open a Bottle of Vodka With You Head – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Idiotic Athletes With Guns
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This % Year Old Can Park Better Than You and Better Than Me Because I Don’t Even Have a Car – VIDEO
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Joan Jett Upskirt Flash
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After All This Time, I’d Still Bang Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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She May Not Touch You, But At Least You Can Touch Yourself
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Whitney Houston is Officially Back on the Crack
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Juliet Fucks a Dildo on a Table – VIDEO
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I’ll Give Jessica Simpson One Guess What My Favorite Body Part of Hers Is
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Don’t Steal Candy From This Baby – VIDEO
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Hot Little Brunette – VIDEO
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Mya Jane is Just…Wow
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Lin Yu Chun: Taiwan’s Susane Boyle and Even Though He’s a Dude, He’s Way Better Looking – VIDEO
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Kitty and Savannah Get It On
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I Dont’ Whats Up Wirh Cassies Hair But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Yeah I’d Bang Buzz Aldrin’s Wife and Her Receding Hairline
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50 Extremely Stroke Worthy Pictures
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Gisele is Looking Good in Her New Ad Campaign
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Some Curvey Blonde Broad, Just Cause
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Mess
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Hot Latina Plays With Her Own Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rosie Jones Covershoot – VIDEO
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Bai Ling is Actually Looking Fuckable, Kinda
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A Little Bit of Jayden Cole
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Lohan May Be a Junkie, But she Can Still Look Hot When She Wants To
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40 Moronic Yahoo Answers Questions
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Meet Missy Sue
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Pictures
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Crazy Lady of the Day – VIDEO
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I’ll Ask Again: is Selena Gomez Legal Yet?
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